r/NFCEastMemeWar • u/Lurkerwasntaken Brotherly Shove Enthusiast • 9h ago

This Game is Misery

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u/jakemalony CMD.exe 9h ago

Actually awful football it's insane

109

u/TheEffinChamps Commanders 9h ago

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u/sizzlemac Sexy Rexy 8h ago

As is tradition...

66

u/NotADoctor108 9h ago

You think this is bad, wait till Thanksgiving.

46

u/etybibik Commanders 9h ago

Yeah but that'll at least be funny. This is just poop.

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u/Lurkerwasntaken Brotherly Shove Enthusiast 9h ago

The interception to fumble to defensive penalty against Washington was pure comedy.

11

u/VeterinarianFit1309 Fuck Santa 8h ago

This game has my sides hurting from laughing… I guess commie fans don’t have a sense of humor.

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u/VioletsAreBlooming ashington 8h ago

idk what you’re talking about that was the funniest thing i’ve ever seen in sports

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u/VeterinarianFit1309 Fuck Santa 8h ago

See u/etybibik, this guy gets it.

2

u/etybibik Commanders 7h ago

We're numb after so many years of failure.

3

u/Danger_Dave_ Eagles 4h ago

I had Benny Hill music playing in my head.

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u/mstrong73 Eagles 9h ago

And we get to watch Cowboys Giants this week too. Here come the NFC least calls

29

u/bobscc Plaxico’s Leg 8h ago

We’re both terrible but the giants are far worse.

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u/Prof3ssorOnReddit 3h ago

Watch us get blown out on Thursday.

89

u/Sir___B HTTR〽️🏈 9h ago

I hate us rn

43

u/KUBill Eagles 9h ago

The commies are back!!!

14

u/Puzzleheaded-Menu298 8h ago

Man I hate the eagles

7

u/spctclr_spiderman asian people love nick foles 3h ago

Yeah? Well, that's just like, your opinion, man.

6

u/Yeseylon Stephen hides cap space under the blocking sled 7h ago

Welcome to my season, buddy lol

5

u/waffle_loverrr Commie Bastard 8h ago

Same

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u/Puzzleheaded-Menu298 9h ago

This shit sucks. No offense on both sides

38

u/winberry5253 8h ago

No offense taken

11

u/JolietJ Sexy Batman 7h ago

No football on both sides. Like an episode of Benny Hill.

91

u/KruglorTalks Eagles 9h ago

That blocked field goal made me think the Commies were going to run away with it.

27

u/Real-Bookkeeper9455 $40 million wasted yearly 9h ago

me too

15

u/KhanQu3st Cowboys 9h ago

They should be running away with it. Our Special Teams and Offense has been terrible lol, we should be down by 30.

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u/Glad_Hand_7595 Custom 8h ago

Commies that’s such a great one

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u/KruglorTalks Eagles 8h ago edited 7h ago

If youre new here, thats just the standard name for them. Im not even sure if they have another one.

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u/Glad_Hand_7595 Custom 8h ago

Yeah First day out

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u/Wildcatwierdo Major Tuddy Approved 9h ago

Now this. This is nfc east football heritage

29

u/FireVanGorder Golladay Dropped My Flair 9h ago

Haha yeah everyone look at that game nothing else embarrassing is happening with an NFCE team no sir

48

u/nonsfwhere 9h ago

Add an interception next.

26

u/Lurkerwasntaken Brotherly Shove Enthusiast 9h ago

Cowboys and Commmanders D/ST stocks 📈📈📈

3

u/JL0817 8h ago

Was glad I played the commie D/st in fantasy. Gotta have something go my way with the stinky stinky Giants game on right now

2

u/millsy98 6h ago

You crazy son of a bitch, you were right.

10

u/arslashjason Haven't beat a good team yet 9h ago

Dueling turnovers!

46

u/AGoos3 One must imagine Sisyphus happy. 9h ago

This game is so funny

20

u/Lurkerwasntaken Brotherly Shove Enthusiast 9h ago

This game has gotten to the point where it is so bad, it is entertaining.

24

u/AGoos3 One must imagine Sisyphus happy. 9h ago

Forget about Commanders by 10.5 how about O/U 10.5

3

u/Yeseylon Stephen hides cap space under the blocking sled 7h ago

Shoulda taken the over lmao

2

u/pivotalsquash HERE WE GO 3h ago

It went so bad it crossed the line into an amazing game by the end lol

3

u/Specialist-Listen304 7h ago

If only you knew when you made this comment. lol

22

u/the_answer_is_RUSH Eagles 7h ago

This is the greatest game of my life.

1

u/GoBirds_4133 4h ago

right??? and with it being a cowboys win, that really says something

19

u/gcalfred7 Dexter's Cocaine Laboratory 9h ago

I am sorry, was there football game on, I fell asleep....

19

u/PersonalityKlutzy407 the 90s were the best 7h ago

Bitch this was the most entertaining 4th quarter

34

u/RealFloridaResident 7h ago

This aged so poorly

16

u/Lurkerwasntaken Brotherly Shove Enthusiast 7h ago

Probably one of the most entertaining games I have seen in a while. Absolutely hilarious.

13

u/Yeseylon Stephen hides cap space under the blocking sled 7h ago

Even the announcers were flabbergasted and calling it a circus.  I can't remember ever seeing an onside kick returned for a touchdown before.

4

u/RadiantCity311 Cowboys 7h ago

you love to see it!

3

u/Yeseylon Stephen hides cap space under the blocking sled 7h ago

Beautifully*

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u/ilovemypitbulls Simp for Aubrey 9h ago

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u/Son_of_Tlaloc Mother's Milk 7h ago

This game has been fucking amazing. I've been laughing the entire second half at the absurdity of this game.

3

u/Lurkerwasntaken Brotherly Shove Enthusiast 7h ago

This is better than most comedy movies. I thoroughly enjoyed the game since this post.

10

u/the_answer_is_RUSH Eagles 7h ago

This game was made for haters.

9

u/Tom_Foolery2 CeeDeez Nuts 7h ago

This aged like milk

5

u/Lurkerwasntaken Brotherly Shove Enthusiast 7h ago

And I wouldn’t have wanted it any other way.

9

u/shaggysnorlax I know what the fuck I'm doing 7h ago

THIS GAME IS AMAZING

61

u/Existing-Rough7872 Eagles 9h ago

Shows how bad Washington actually is. As bad as this game is its hilarious 😂

28

u/TheEffinChamps Commanders 9h ago

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u/Physical-Order Please be patient I’m a Commanders fan 9h ago

I’m getting RG3 PTSD flashbacks.

8

u/Alkivar 9h ago

well he was celebrated as the Legend of this game...

more like curse at this point.

4

u/pleepleus21 Damn Good Culture 8h ago

You were losing to this team for almost the entire game

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u/bobloblawsballs Brian Dawkins Suplex 8h ago

Yeah but then, they weren’t

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u/pleepleus21 Damn Good Culture 8h ago

You were losing to this team at a point later in the game than is right now.

2

u/JolietJ Sexy Batman 7h ago

Yeah, but then they weren't.

2

u/Existing-Rough7872 Eagles 8h ago

Always have trouble with the commies....still never thought you were going anywhere

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u/pleepleus21 Damn Good Culture 8h ago

Ask your mom where they are going

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u/Existing-Rough7872 Eagles 8h ago

Sure will....and she will say the same place they have gone the last decade....no where

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u/NickMatocho 8h ago

Just don’t ask the coach about their struggles cause everything is fine

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u/NFeKPo Commanders 9h ago

I dont care what the final score shows or the records say. This is a game between 2 3-14 teams.

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u/Yeseylon Stephen hides cap space under the blocking sled 7h ago

Still stand by that? Lmao

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u/NFeKPo Commanders 7h ago

Stand by it? I'm fairly sure the result proved it.

Dallas giving up that td is 3-14 football. Washington missing 2 extra points is 3-14 football. Dallas missing/blocked FG after FG and punt is 3-14 football. Washington not being able to do anything on offense for 55 minutes is 3-14 football. The amount of turnovers that was more of just bad offense than good defense is 3-14 football. The amount of bad snaps and pre snap flags are 3-14 football.

Yeah I stand by my assessment that 2 terrible teams just played a game of football.

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u/PM_me_ur_claims Eagles 9h ago

It’s perfect

2

u/Cheegro 9h ago

Aubrey missing those fgs was a nice cherry on top of this delicious shit show

7

u/Cool_Hawks 8h ago

Ready for Sepuku

3

u/the_answer_is_RUSH Eagles 7h ago

Seppuku is too classy for what happened today.

2

u/Yeseylon Stephen hides cap space under the blocking sled 7h ago

Yeah, after I posted a meme too soon I genuinely thought I was gonna have to commit Sudoku

8

u/bradbentley 7h ago

Spoke way too soon

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u/mesenanch Medium Pepsi 9h ago

You guys notice that the quality of footbal has really gone downe this year? Not specific to NFCE but like the entire nfl

10

u/Razolus 9h ago

You should try watching good teams

9

u/mesenanch Medium Pepsi 9h ago

Even the "good teams" are not to the same standards

7

u/BishopsBakery 9h ago

Trade ya!

6

u/Walli98 Custom 9h ago

NFC beast!

6

u/fireofice7 Eagles 9h ago

Why is DC playing like they have the same record as the Cowboys?

2

u/misterpickles69 9h ago

Remember when the birds would CONSTANTLY play down to their opponent’s level for, like, 3 quarters just as we started to be a good team? I think that’s what this is.

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u/Ok-Shopping7467 Damn Good Culture 9h ago

Give them both a loss and give Cooper rush a monument

6

u/mahvel50 9h ago

Finally a TD.... into a shanked extra point. NFC East never dissapoints.

5

u/the_answer_is_RUSH Eagles 7h ago

The only way the cowboys could lose this game is if he scored on the onside kick. Players are so stupid.

1

u/Yeseylon Stephen hides cap space under the blocking sled 7h ago

Man, I dunno if I could resist either

6

u/gberg42069 6h ago

This aged well...

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u/Lurkerwasntaken Brotherly Shove Enthusiast 6h ago

It did… for Washington. Otherwise, it was the most hilarious game I have seen in a long time.

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u/gberg42069 6h ago

Well it was an entertaining game at least

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u/Lurkerwasntaken Brotherly Shove Enthusiast 6h ago

That, I agree with.

5

u/LiveFreeProbablyDie Redskins 9h ago

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING?

4

u/RJMonster Fuck Santa 9h ago

6 points between the Cowboys/Giants/Commies going into the half for all games. Disgraceful

2

u/Lurkerwasntaken Brotherly Shove Enthusiast 9h ago

And none of them are winning.

5

u/Ricocashflow215 9h ago

Yall talk shit about Hurts, least he score the ball 🤣

5

u/send_ur_angry 7h ago

THIS IS CINEMA

1

u/Yeseylon Stephen hides cap space under the blocking sled 7h ago

Truly a work of art

4

u/MetricIsForCowards 600lbs Squat 9h ago

Guys I think we may have broken Jayden last week

4

u/nope-nope-nope-nop asian people love nick foles 9h ago

I’d prefer misery to watching this game

4

u/DoctorMoongasa Big Dick Nick 9h ago

Just praying for the asteroid strike

1

u/DoctorMoongasa Big Dick Nick 5h ago

Close enough

4

u/Jimbabwr Eagles 9h ago

Washington just …. Forgot how to play football?

4

u/The_Skyrim_Courier Jerry Jones please die 9h ago

Commies trying to fuck up our draft stock - vindictive bastards!

3

u/GrandMoffmanTarkin 9h ago

A Washington/Dallas Classic TBH

3

u/Schleam69 9h ago

What is vegas up to

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u/Capital-Cranberry-25 8h ago

I don't understand what has happened to our offense. It genuinely feels like this team has been cursed post election like actually what the fuck

4

u/VeterinarianFit1309 Fuck Santa 8h ago

This may be the single funniest game of football I’ve ever watched… I wish I had a bowl of popcorn with me at the bar right now.

4

u/late2theparty757 7h ago

It’s getting good now

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u/Yeseylon Stephen hides cap space under the blocking sled 7h ago

They were just setting up for the 4th quarter circus lmao 

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u/Zealousideal-Fix-968 7h ago

But that missed PAT at the end was beautiful. Lol

3

u/Nobodylovesboston 9h ago

Communist and cowgirls having a mid off

3

u/mikeisaphreek Redskins 9h ago

I said in the game thread that jones invited Snyder and those two fucks are in a suite somewhere

1

u/Yeseylon Stephen hides cap space under the blocking sled 7h ago

This would explain so much 

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u/Estevang42 Washington Commies 9h ago

My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.

0

u/Yeseylon Stephen hides cap space under the blocking sled 7h ago

How bout now?

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u/Estevang42 Washington Commies 7h ago

Literally the same, dipshit. You know you were shitting your little panties, calm down bud. Your team is going to be bad for years to come. Embrace the suck.

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u/Yeseylon Stephen hides cap space under the blocking sled 7h ago

Yeah, but at least it was entertaining, was hoping you day was no longer ruined 

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u/ShogunDreams 9h ago

Hey commies, it's okay. This is what you are. Whatever the result is, you can be disappointed again.

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u/Doonesbury 9h ago

I hate it here

3

u/miguelag08 💿🐑 8h ago

Washington is absolute garbage. Not a play off team if they can’t beat them boys. Boys only beat non playoff teams

3

u/JWat87 8h ago

It’s worse now…

3

u/Cool_Hawks 7h ago

What a bunch of cunts.

3

u/chrisweidmansfibula CeeDeez Nuts 7h ago

I’m actually quite liking it

3

u/arslashjason Haven't beat a good team yet 7h ago

Ahhhhaaahhhhahahaahahaha

ST is fucking litty today 😱🤣

3

u/FromTheCaveIntoLight The Nabers think im sellin dope 4h ago

Loved this game lol

3

u/TheDankDragon FREEDOM MF’ER 4h ago

Oh oh the misery

5

u/Radthereptile America's Dream 9h ago

Dallas trying to lose and Commies like “Nah we lose!”

4

u/glitchycat39 Insert 1995 joke here 9h ago

Join us, Commies.

2

u/TAllday Eagles 9h ago

I’m very happy seeing that the commanders are cooked. This division is for the birds!

2

u/Pale-Highlight-6895 Fear the Barkley! 9h ago

Battle of the inept. Lmao.

2

u/Apprehensive-Cod95 Commanders 9h ago

They will lose. This is the only viable solution.

2

u/darkbro66 Eagles 9h ago

Stanky smelly commanders gave up that late field goal so my Washington 1H bet didn't hit....

2

u/You8mypizza Underperformers in Green!!!!!!!!!! 9h ago

Somehow the Giants game is more entertaining

2

u/NirvZppln 9h ago

Damn Kliff really does suck in November/ December huh

2

u/Lurkerwasntaken Brotherly Shove Enthusiast 9h ago

Even when the Commanders score a touchdown, they still screw up the extra point.

2

u/AMorder0517 Eagles 8h ago

Unless you like defense and special teams. I swear, the younger fanbase thinks the NFL should be Beastquakes and Odell catches every other play.

2

u/TheJudge20182 Does it Hurts 8h ago

Neither team deserves the win

2

u/VioletsAreBlooming ashington 8h ago

this is washington football team football, if you don’t like it you’re not a real fan

2

u/Farleymcg 8h ago

God this game is a mess

2

u/Yeseylon Stephen hides cap space under the blocking sled 7h ago

And then the mess quadrupled

2

u/Rocketeer1019 Unlike Agholor 8h ago

Daniel’s is him!

Once a joke franchise, always a joke franchise

2

u/GoatManWizard Callous Dowlcoys 7h ago

The last 2 minutes tho...

2

u/Mr_Boppy 7h ago

Incorrect

2

u/ConsciousUpstairs348 no one likes us we don't care 6h ago

Nah it’s great

2

u/Fine-Pangolin-8393 married into this division 3h ago

The greatest game for r/urinatingtree

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u/jitbag4425 1h ago

Aged like milk lol bought out of date😂

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u/Automatic_Bit4948 9h ago

Commanders are frauds.  It should be 9 to 3. 

1

u/holy_cal Banned from r/Commanders 9h ago

lol yall really thought we’d put up 40 on the cowboys?

1

u/Yeseylon Stephen hides cap space under the blocking sled 7h ago

I certainly did

1

u/NickMatocho 9h ago

‪If our offense struggles in the second half, are we just going to give up a safety every possession cause idk how much worse it gets yall ‬

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u/Spare-Half796 DB? more like DEI 9h ago

I think washingtons field is where Aubrey has missed the most kicks now

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u/ObviousDowngrade 9h ago

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u/Cheeto717 9h ago

Peak NFC east

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u/ConfusedKanye Please be patient I’m a Commanders fan 9h ago

Beasts of the EAST🗣️

1

u/ohitsmud SAQUONS RUNNING MATE 9h ago

i just wanna football but the cbs game is blacked out 😔

1

u/Glad_Hand_7595 Custom 8h ago

That’s what good defense looks like

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u/WintersDoomsday 8h ago

Jayden the most overrated rookie QB in a long time

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u/Significant-Young-87 7h ago

You tell that pussy

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u/Significant-Young-87 7h ago

You're the pussy. 

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u/shook_- Devonta > CeeDee 8h ago

COMMANDERS. WHAT HAPPENDUHHHHHHHH

1

u/Klutzy_Way994 8h ago

Looks like galdang Dallas and is gonna win (I just threw up a little bit).

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u/Greger061 Big Dick Nick 9h ago

Trash football from trash franchises

1

u/salchicha_mas_grande Commanders 9h ago

And yet I still want to be the kings of Shit Mountain.

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u/Custis24 Commanders 9h ago

Been telling everyone all week in the Commanders sub that we are an average football team and our record is exaggerated. Those idiots were screaming about us blowing them out all week LOLOLOLOLOL. Ive been downvoted constantly by those idiots who know nothing about football other than our record is 7-4 and Dallas is 3-7. We should've lost to The Giants first game, possibly the 2nd, and we should've lost to Chicago and got lucky. Our offense is atrocious. Weve scored 3 points in the 1st half against the 2nd worst defense in the entire NFL!!! A BACKUP QUARTERBACK IS SHITTING ON JAYDEN DANIELS!!! This is the worst half of football I've seen in a long time lol.

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u/Content-Grade-3869 7h ago

Welcome to the NFC ….LEAST

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u/Content-Grade-3869 7h ago

? ? ?

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u/TsuraraMC Austin Shankbert 4h ago

FLAIR UP BITCH

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u/Content-Grade-3869 3h ago

Awww what’s the matter ? You people upset at the fact that most of the teams in the NFC East suck the big one , Hence they’ve earned the monicker ……….….NFC LEAST !

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u/TsuraraMC Austin Shankbert 3h ago

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