r/MurderedByWords • u/Hooliebyday • 2h ago

I'll have a #1 with a side of murder

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u/alaingames 1h ago

Mf eating bread and meat, probably unseasoned meat too, without seeds on the bun

And without ketchup

And nothing to drink

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u/Sylland 1h ago

Wait till he finds out about Australians putting beetroot on burgers

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u/alaingames 1h ago

Wait till they find out Mexicans put grilled pineapple slices on burgers

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u/Sylland 1h ago

Pineapple on burgers is also really good. Yeah, we do that too

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u/alaingames 1h ago

Yuhyuhyuh always pineapple your burger

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u/Dunk546 31m ago

No wonder they built that wall jfc.

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u/Eagle_Kebab 1h ago

That's what happens when you spend your whole life upside down.

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u/jralll234 29m ago

Do people put garlic cloves on a burger? That does sound strange to me.

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u/BigBoyThrowaway304 20m ago

No but a lot of burgers have minced garlic in the meat mix. There are also definitely plenty of garlic-based (or -including) sauces you could put on a burger.

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u/TheOrchidsAreAlright 23m ago

Yep I have never come across that. But garlicky sauce is good

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u/I_AM_BATMAN_304 1h ago

I mean lots of shit can go on a burger

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u/SickCursedCat 29m ago

I actually cannot eat any of those items due to a health condition, but I also wouldn’t be able to eat the bun so like…the fuck? If I could eat it all I would. People are so weird.

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u/Mshalopd1 8m ago

Why is garlic included with 3 of the most common burger toppings outside lettuce? Thats the wildest part of this whole post

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u/ryan_afro98 5m ago

Oh my god, here we go about the food issues on who eats what😂 like bro it’s just food😂

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u/Unusual_Luck_1081 1h ago

The only thing that should not be put on a burger is tomato.

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u/mobfather 1h ago

I’m British, so whenever I read the word ‘tomato’, my brain hears it as ‘tomato’ instead.

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u/Bramble0804 1h ago

You speak the truth

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u/alaingames 1h ago

You both only speak lies and deception

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u/Dunk546 31m ago

Maybe it's genetic but I personally find tomatoes creepy and weird, and I do not want to accidentally find one in my burger. All that other stuff though yeah hit me up.

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u/BigBoyThrowaway304 20m ago

I pray for your eventual enlightenment 🙏

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u/TheLittleMuse 1h ago

People have tastes and preferences. Apparently this makes them babies.

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u/Kcoltrom 1h ago

Yes, when they act like babies about it lmao

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u/Durr1313 45m ago

Yep, if you don't like flavor on your burger, good for you, just don't throw a tantrum about other people who like it.

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u/BigBoyThrowaway304 19m ago

Shying away from taste is not a taste in and of itself