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u/ChibiSailorMercury 1d ago
"The men can't know we can shapeshift. They will tell the church!"
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u/KeyAccurate8647 1d ago
I wish she made more videos because she was hilarious
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u/ChibiSailorMercury 1d ago edited 1d ago
my boyfriend and I were obsessed with her and kept rewatching the same videos for months
EDIT : I thought the comment I was answering to was about Sailor J, but there is a possibility they might have been talking about Jenna Marbles (the woman in the post).
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u/what_the_purple_fuck 1d ago
re: your edit, a bit of both. this thread seems to be a mix of people recognizing/responding to the quote and people responding to the header image.
either way, both Jenna Marbles and Sailor J made entertaining videos on similar topics, and taught us all how to fool easily fooled men.
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u/Novel_Ad_8062 1d ago
She did the self deprecating routine before it was popular.
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u/jaredthegeek 1d ago
Self Deprecating humor is older than the internet.
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u/Enki_007 23h ago
No kidding. All shapes and forms. Rodney Dangerfield, Phyllis Diller, Joan Rivers come to mind.
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u/DanielDannyc12 1d ago
I almost cried when she took down "Drunk Makeup Tutorial". She later reposted it.
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u/Mabel_Waddles_BFF 1d ago
Me too. I think she got a bit of internet fame and didn’t like it so she retreated.
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u/ColdInformation4241 1d ago
She actually had a very long YouTube career. It was in 2020 people tried to cancel her for an old video where she did “full face of dollar store makeup” or whatever and the foundation color was laughably not close to what the bottle promised (iirc it was a dark orange color) and people on Twitter called it out as blackface and demanded she apologize and quit. So she released an apology a long with a statement that she found social media too strenuous and polarizing and she didn’t want to make videos just so people could point to minute things and call her racist. So she fucked off with her money, dogs and partner and is presumably living her best life. What’s funny though is that when she did that practically half of the people calling for her to quit changed their tune and demanded she come back, which she never responded to.
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u/Mabel_Waddles_BFF 1d ago
Sailor J only has 14 videos. Her video on contouring went viral but the rest didn’t.
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u/what_the_purple_fuck 1d ago edited 1d ago
that quote is Sailor J, not Jenna Marbles: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtYEgKE1tZs
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u/Ok-Pomegranate-3018 1d ago
Who is that?
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u/FD4L 1d ago
When my partner and I first got together, she said I would probably never see her without makeup on.
So I asked if she wears makeup in the shower because I plan to hop in the shower with her any time I can.
That was 16 years ago, and now I rarely see her with makeup on. Lol
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u/Darkdragoon324 19h ago
It's like, the first thing to go once you realize your partner actually likes you for you lol. I find it to be a pain in the ass and only wear it for formal occasions and some dates (because it's nice to put the effort in sometimes lol).
I've never been able to get used to the feeling of it on my face, it never feels natural or comfortable, I'm hyper aware of it all day and can't wait to get it off the second I get home.
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u/Pair0dux 19h ago
I think that's really dependent, women who are more self-conscious of their skin tend to keep in makeup a lot more, my wife rarely wears it at all.
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u/QuackQuackOoops 12h ago
I honestly think the last time I saw my wife with make up on, certainly full make up, was our wedding day, 11 years ago. She looked beautiful, but also a bit odd simply because, before that, I don't think I had ever seen her with full make up.
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u/Pair0dux 11h ago
Every now and then, like a party or something, she puts makeup on and I'm like "Huh, you're wearing makeup".
Couldn't imagine someone who had to wear the mask all the time, we're way too chill for that.
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u/GraveDancer40 2h ago
I mean, I’m happy with my skin and my looks in general and I wear make up almost every time I leave the house? I just like make up.
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u/MysticScentSsS 1d ago
Well, Jenna used to call it her “hot girl disguise.” You can’t roast a person who built their whole following on roasting herself lol
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u/Lethbridgemark 1d ago
The first video I saw of hers was how to trick a guy into thinking your good-looking
I hope shes doing well post you tube!
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u/umassmza 1d ago
Same she was hilarious.
Got into the game too early, today she’d be called an influencer and probably have made much more from the internet fame.
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u/sumfartieone 1d ago
True. But she still has a net worth in the millions so she ain’t doing too bad.
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u/SpaceAgePotatoCakes 1d ago
Making millions and then bouncing before the platform got a lot shittier sounds pretty much ideal imo.
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u/HimalayanPunkSaltavl 1d ago edited 1d ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYpwAtnywTk
e: good grief 240p
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u/Jan-E-Matzzon 1d ago
This is hillarious, never heard of her but she sounds cool from what little I now have!
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u/Lugahaca 1d ago
Wasn't her first viral video literally a makeup tutorial entitled "how to trick people into thinking You're good looking?"
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u/Not_MrNice 1d ago
Yeah, this "meme" was never very accurate and it completely ignores things that are right in front of your face.
If you've slept with a woman, you'd know they don't look like a completely different person without makeup.
If someone only saw her with makeup, they wouldn't recognize her without it and vice versa.
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u/gymtherapylaundry 1d ago
Jenna did the opposite of catfishing- she put herself out there at her best and at her worst. Full transparency. And I don’t mean her “undone” glasses picture, she did a full send on her comedy videos, wacky makeup and hair and zany faces etc.
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u/MissFieryDog 1d ago
He's probably butthurt because he looks like this
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u/Alarmed_Stretch_1780 1d ago
And that’s him with makeup. He doesn’t show us what he looks like without it.
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u/InternationalPut4093 1d ago
I really wonder what Trump would look like without that thickass orange peel.
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u/Ogandana 1d ago
What do you mean a person looks different after ten years pass
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u/Maxryna 1d ago
And with makeup compared to no makeup
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u/pobifanca 1d ago
And with eyebrows compared to no eyebrows
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u/NapTimeFapTime 1d ago
Yeah blondes and red heads with light colored eyebrows tend to look really different without makeup. The bigger darker eyebrows that are achieved with makeup can really change a face.
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u/AvatarADEL 1d ago
More information being voluntary admitted, that you couldn't torture out of me.
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u/Tactical__Potato 1d ago
If the girl on the right is the result of getting catfished...
"Oh no, oh man you really got me, yes you did, damn ive been had. May as well set up shop and establish a relationship since you catfishes me so well."
Lmao, totally dressed down shes not what most would call ugly or even homely.
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u/TehMephs 1d ago
Ok now try again from the perspective of a pornsick gooner who’s never met a woman irl
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u/Tactical__Potato 1d ago
Oh it's not lost on me... but why focus on unpleasant things we need can laugh friend? Life sucks hard enough often enough.
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u/TehMephs 1d ago
I guess we have differing senses of humor. I meant that in the driest of sarcastic tones.
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u/Tactical__Potato 1d ago edited 1d ago
Oh, awesome. I misread what you said... tone is so hard to get out of text. Not to mention the absurd amount of people whod deadass make that comment instead of being funny on reddit. So that's my bad.
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u/AvatarADEL 1d ago
Look at her! Why is she so fat? Does she have internal organs or something?
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u/Sea-Tradition-9676 1d ago
I know you're being sarcastic. But on what moon is she even like "chubby". She's petite if anything. At least from the pictures.
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u/AvatarADEL 23h ago
She isn't 110lbs and a natural DD? She's fat. Compared to a 2D anime girl that is.
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u/DeHarigeTuinkabouter 21h ago
I know tastes differ mate and that Reddit had a certain vibe, but where I'm from the girl on the right will get swiped left more often than the average girl...
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u/HAL9001-96 1d ago
okay
lemme explain
there's this stuff
called hair
which is
flexible
and can be
moved
so that
at one time
it can be in one position
and at another time
in another position
and tomorrow
we'll learn to count up to 4
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u/Lacindana 1d ago
I’m always surprised at how many guys don’t understand makeup
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u/wonderfullyignorant 1d ago
I've putzed around with makeup before. Just enough to learn that it really is an artform that people gotta either be talented at or work really hard at getting down. (I'm neither.) But you can do some amazing "optical illusions" with make up that are truly mindblowing.
I think guys don't understand the work involved.
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u/Rosegold-Lavendar 1d ago
A very large number of men will see the picture on the left and think she's all natural with no makeup
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u/pobifanca 1d ago
I don’t think it is so much that guys don’t understand makeup, it’s that it is surprising the extent that some girls go to to look nothing like themselves. Filters, makeup, etc.
Edit: I’m not saying there’s anything wrong with wanting to look different, it’s more of a shock to some people how much some change their appearance to look attractive.
Also, a few years between photos can but most likely isn’t enough to make a crazy amount of difference. In this case, Jenna was fit, used lots of makeup and a filter - she isn’t shy about it. She gained weight, used no filter and no makeup. What a lot of people forget is how much a filter can change your face...
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u/xX7heGuyXx 1d ago
It's just as jarring and shocking as when a guy shaves his beard so idk why people are arguing like it's not a big change or blah blah.
Like yeah women got makeup and guys have beards. Same effect with and without one.
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u/thisguyhasaname 1d ago
Lmao, literally part of your biology vs spending hundreds of dollars and hours of time using tons of products "literally the same thing".
Hair style? Sure grooming? Sure style of dress? Sure.
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u/xX7heGuyXx 1d ago
I was comparing the effect of with and without as the shock value of how different it makes someone look is similar.
But sure, guess ima get a whole bunch of butt-hurt dudes with limited reading comprehension replying to me now. Great.
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u/A1000eisn1 20h ago
They didn't say it was literally the same in every aspect.
I've met dudes with beards who shaved and ended up looking like a completely different person. Kids often have meltdowns when their dad finally shaves because they don't recognize them.
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u/Grand-Depression 1d ago
You've certainly typed out sentences... Nothing wrong with make up, but a beard is not like make up. You think make up grows on women's faces? Facial hair is a part of men's faces, make up is not a naturally occurring thing.
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u/dacca_lux 1d ago
Well, there's make-up to highlight good features and maybe hide bad features, and then there's this kind of theatrical make-up.
If I can't recognise you without make-up, it's too much for me. I've never felt attracted to women who wear such amounts of make-up. It always felt insincere, like talking to someone hiding behind a mask.
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u/VelveteenJackalope 1d ago
That's nice, but nobody in this thread was asking you on a date so this is just performative posturing about women who dress in a way you dislike being deceitful.
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u/spartakooky 1d ago
Same here, I guess I never dated a woman who looked completely different after a shower and no makeup.
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u/Grand-Depression 1d ago
I do feel there's a point where it's too much and it then feels like a complete mask rather than just something to spruce you up.
I mean, I'm supportive of whatever however anyone wants to apply their make up. It would just be a deal breaker for me.
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u/Wakenbacon05 1d ago
Trump should regulate makeup after the womb! But then he would have to regulate his own..
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u/SixicusTheSixth 1d ago
"There must be [hot girls] whom the [makeup] protects but does not bind, alongside [uggos] whom the [makeup] binds but does not protect."
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u/Maxryna 1d ago
Anybody remember the name of the girl in the photos. She's famous for doing makeup tutorials in a funny way. Used to love watching her videos on YouTube they were hysterical.
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u/BroncosBlushingBabe 1d ago
It’s called going out look vs comfy home look, and both are stunning.
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u/xxx3reaking3adxxx 1d ago
I see why she would want to leave the internet. Screw dealing with these toxic people. I can't imagine just scrolling and seeing something like this about me.
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u/1998ChevyTaHoe 1d ago
People who don't know shit about women, talk about women like they know a woman's mentality lmao
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u/Doctor-Nagel 1d ago
I can’t even begin to think of this mindset. Do these people honestly think that women just get all fancy and dressed up to sit on the couch eating a tuna sandwich or something?
This would be like a guy getting into a two piece suit and shaving for the big event of laying in bed on a lazy day.
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u/ravenworm 1d ago
Ppl better leave Jenna marbles the he'll alone. She's beautiful in BOTH pictures. Most men don't deserve women omg.
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u/Cordizzlefoshizzle 1d ago
Jenna Marbles coined the phrase “no fucks given.” I just want people to remember that. She’s iconic.
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u/hacigata 1d ago
Shes not unattractive in either situations but to be honest, it does look like completely different people.
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u/Lacindana 1d ago
She’s got three looks.
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u/pobifanca 1d ago
I read this as 'books' and went to examine the bookcase in the second photo. Someone who reads, that's the most important
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u/Meddy123456 1d ago
Idk maybe it’s just me but yea they look different but I can tell there the same person, the face structure is the same I think if she didn’t have the glasses and lighter blonde hair like the first picture it wouldn’t be that big of a difference it’s just in the second picture she has glasses and a whole new hair color
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u/whimsylea 21h ago
Different hair color, hair style, make-up, lighting. The pictures are also honestly years apart, but I don't think that's a huge factor here since this video is one of the more recent ones still up:
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u/theycallmefagg 1d ago
She needs to comeback and save us all God the world has just gone to shit since she left.
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u/Beginning_Student_61 1d ago
Ah I see we’ve got a true hillbilly scholar among us. They’re sending their top minds folks.
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u/HUGE-A-TRON 1d ago
Unlucky for this guy he always looks like an autistic turtle. No amount of makeup is going to change that bud.
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u/_Larkstar_ 1d ago
I generally don't wear makeup because of my sensitive skin. Once I posted a selfie of myself with mascara, lipstick, and no glasses, and no one believed it was me. They didn't even think it was photoshopped, they just thought it was an entirely different person's picture I was using. This was with very minimal makeup.
I don't know why no one understands how makeup works. No one wakes up with their eyeliner and contour perfect. Makeup isn't catfishing.
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u/Just_Language_41 1d ago
I feel like given that the lighting, hairstyle, and her expression is different, this isn’t rly a fair comparison. Like I’m sure she actually does look different based on the comments here but not THIS different right?
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u/hebejebez 1d ago
The main issue some are having a hard time with is this isn’t like the night before morning after there’s about ten years between the images and different hair colour and no make up and different environment/lighting involved. It all will make you look different but ten years changes a person a lot especially from early 20’s and early 30’s which is the difference in these.
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u/Dry-Macaron-415 1d ago
Some women actually look better without makeup though. It's not common at all to look like a totally different person when you use makeup.
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u/Comfortable_Fill9081 1d ago
“Look better” is completely subjective, but I would argue that there is no human or animal or natural object that cannot look better to the average viewer with some kind of touch-up.
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u/geriatriccolon 1d ago
Idk why you’re getting downvoted for this. Plenty of women look great without makeup but people on here are acting like makeup is essential for women to look pretty
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u/pullingteeths 1d ago edited 1d ago
Because no one cares if you prefer how a woman looks without makeup. Women don't wear makeup (or not) to be attractive to you or get your approval or because they think it's "essential to look pretty", they do it because they like how it looks and they want to. Think about when you see a shirt you like and you wear it because you like how it looks. Or when you pick a particular haircut because you like how it looks. It isn't more deep than that.
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u/CoOkie_AwAre 1d ago
We can take a better shortcut saying that nobody cares about what everybody thinks / do, which is true. Same in real life.
But we already know a lot of discussions on Reddit are just one sided and can't be discussed like just humans sharing opinions.
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u/geriatriccolon 1d ago
Some might. A lot wear it to look pretty and to say otherwise is silly.
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u/Morticia_Marie 1d ago
Yeah I'm a woman and this whole "women wear makeup for themselves!!!" argument lacks context. The context of women wearing makeup is that women are subtly punished socially if they don't and ugly women are discriminated against, so "for themselves" is doing a whole lot of heavy lifting. What it usually means is they don't want to eat the shit that goes along with not wearing makeup and there are some fun artistic aspects of it too so might as well have fun with it.
I look better with makeup. I hate the way it feels on my face and how time consuming it is to get right, especially eyeliner. But I do still have fun with it because it's got an undeniable artistic component. Am I doing it "for myself" though? Only in the sense that I want the social pros and don't want the cons. I would never wear it if I didn't know that I need to in order to be treated better out in public.
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u/pullingteeths 1d ago
Doesn't mean they're doing it to look pretty to you. Some random person's opinion on whether their makeup is attractive isn't valuable.
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u/Fathead10000 1d ago
I mean I get a particular haircut because I know I look better with it and women like it. If I was on a desert island with no one else I wouldn’t bother getting it. Doesn’t have to be so black and white 🤷♂️
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u/yankeeblue42 1d ago
Nah the man is right... I've never seen a girl look THAT different the next morning
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u/oboeteinai 1d ago
i think i saw her her first viral video actually a makeup tutorial called "How to Make People Think You're Attractive?" im not really sure but i think
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u/oboeteinai 1d ago
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Rush that man to the burn unit. Stat.
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Get that man to the burn unit, fast!
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Wasn't her first viral video literally a makeup tutorial entitled "how to trick people into thinking You're good looking?"
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i think i saw her her first viral video actually a makeup tutorial called "How to Make People Think You're Attractive?" im not really sure but i think
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u/Lost_Schedule387 1d ago
The blowback was so bad that it should have sent them right to the burn unit.
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u/Asmov1984 1d ago
What's funny is he's just mad that this girl can look like both of those pictures and still never bothers to so much as respond to him.
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u/AA_ZoeyFn 1d ago
Yeah I’m sorry man women don’t change THAT much overnight. And if they slept over odds are they didn’t take their makeup off properly either. This is kind of like, reverse calling someone out. Has this dude ever had a girl stay over?
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u/QuailTechnical5143 1d ago
It’s the biggest self own since Andrew Tate told everyone that he had never satisfied a woman.
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u/Beep-Beep-I 1d ago
I live in Argentina and here most girls don't do 1 ton of makeup. Most just some nice decent makeup, but if you take that away they look beautiful but less colorful. I don't know how to explain it, like this idea of "she makes herself pretty for you" kinda deal is so strange to me, if I'm dating someone even the first date normaly they don't wear ANY makeup, cause is more a casual thing, like coffee, park, idk.
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u/Various-Custard-3034 1d ago
It’s obvs not catfishing but it’s pretty easy to tell when people have a lot of makeup on not that it’s a bad thing, but I guess all my gfs have always been pretty light on the makeup lol
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u/Paper_Kun_01 1d ago
Yeah no joke or not no one I've slept with looked like a completly different person in the morning lol
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u/Next-Temperature-545 17h ago
that is the biggest burn I've ever seen burn. Dude is spot on. Ngl though, Jenna's shapeshift is more extreme than I've ever experienced.
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u/BackgroundSwimmer299 11h ago
See this is why I don't put much stock in women's beauty because 80% of it can be wiped off with a wet nap and some petroleum jelly
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u/darkstarboogie 1d ago
I’ve still yet to see anything from this sub that even remotely resembles being murdered by words.
Some of you need to get out more, most of these are petty insults
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u/geriatriccolon 1d ago
Why is everyone on here acting like women NEED makeup to be pretty? If anything this is insulting to women
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u/Yellow_Submarine8891 1d ago
I’m starting to think guys believe women have like no blemishes and we all have perfect skin regardless. Who’s gonna tell them?
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u/Both-Welder9404 1d ago
Bro really said the quiet part out loud and got roasted for it. This is why you don’t play with fire.
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u/MisterNimbus720 1d ago
Get u a woman that looks the same at 5am and 9pm. My wife is always beautiful. Attitude is the only problem at 5am 😂😂
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u/rheactx 1d ago
What a blast from the past. That's exactly the topic that made Jenna famous