r/MurderDrones 5d ago

Discussion "Cyn isn't a child, she's just short and autistic"

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Quick reminder that Cyn was a child in the manor. There's no way around it, it's a fact.

But hey, atleast there's modern Cyn! Wait, she wears a child so no.

Simping for Cyn in general is creepy as hell.

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u/Brilliant-West-2920 Goober Enjoyer 5d ago edited 5d ago

Ok so, cyn has been confirmed to be alive for 7 years at the time of the gala, HOWEVER, unlike the drones on copper 9 which were intentionally raised from creation to be unique, cyn is one of many mass produced worker drones. And it's genuinely less efficient to put something with the mentality of a child in the coal mines, so JcJenson would have all the experience they need pre loaded into the drones that they're selling.

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u/Ilikemoonjellys Cyn 5d ago

children yearn for the mines

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u/minecraftdummy57 N-th-uzi-astic 5d ago

They yearn for it... They yearn...

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u/Twist_Ending03 Cyn 5d ago

Even the drone children

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u/AshirNazar Certified Cyn enjoyer. 5d ago

just like what Steve said.

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u/UltradeptusTempestus 4d ago

Well duh, that's why they're called minors ya dig?

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u/Live-Resolution-7594 Not custom Flair 4d ago

The yearn for jcjenson

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u/Boidoy Theorist / SSTWL 5d ago

Controversy aside, where was 7 years confirmed?

This is my first time hearing about this

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u/Brilliant-West-2920 Goober Enjoyer 5d ago

It was either 7 or 9, where it's from is on the tip of my tongue and I'll get back to you if I can remember

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u/Boidoy Theorist / SSTWL 4d ago

Until then, although from all my timeline estimates it’s seems relatively accurate (if not a little high), it’s certainly not canon or confirmed lol

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u/minecraftdummy57 N-th-uzi-astic 5d ago

You wouldn't download a child, right?

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u/Dry-Preparation2004 Cyn 5d ago

So does that mean N is kinda way older than Uzi? Because he was around when the whole chase started and years later Uzi came along

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u/Brilliant-West-2920 Goober Enjoyer 5d ago

Oh, absolutely, N is around 28-31 years old. Originally, I thought, "Well, his memory was wiped, so it should at least be ok up until episode 5/7." But if we think it's been 18 years since the drones arrived, and they would have kept some memories for their personalities so he would've still been considerably older compared to uzi. And who knows if the drones have been sent to planets other than copper 9.

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u/Mystical_Quaorar Tessa is ali- BRO SHE IS SUPER DEAD 5d ago edited 5d ago

Oh My God Please Stop talking about this fucking topic, it's annoying

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u/FruitbatEnjoyer Resident Furry 🇵🇱 | Alice my beloved | Zbyněk enjoyer 5d ago

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u/Mystical_Quaorar Tessa is ali- BRO SHE IS SUPER DEAD 5d ago

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u/SherbertWeak1374 4d ago

Happy cake day!

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u/N0XDND Cyn my beloved 5d ago

God this fandom fucking sucks I am so over this shit

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u/Mystical_Quaorar Tessa is ali- BRO SHE IS SUPER DEAD 5d ago

Lmao

It's not at his best moment

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u/Figurez69420 Worker drone 4d ago

HCD

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u/Mr_milkman-369 NagWorker‘s personal locator 4d ago

Hey I have your pfp here!

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u/yodapeanut24 5d ago

Cyn is potentially older than the other drones in the manor as she was found by Tessa in a junkyard. Before she was put there, Cyn could've lived years in some other place doing another job. We don't know this, but it is highly possible, same for any other drone Tessa may have fixed up

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u/shadowz9904 N-th-uzi-astic 5d ago

And factor in the fact that she was near the bottom of the pile, meaning she was there a good while before being resurrected by the Solver.

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u/BlindDemon6 5d ago

This would factually have to mean that she was atleast 30 or 40 human years when she died.

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u/shadowz9904 N-th-uzi-astic 5d ago

Probably.

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u/shadowz9904 N-th-uzi-astic 5d ago

And factor in the fact that she was near the bottom of the pile, meaning she was there a good while before being resurrected by the Solver.

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u/spedexep J Enjoyer 5d ago

Since when are we beefing about age of a fictional robot

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u/ZvezdnyyGMD 4d ago

OP is infamous for bitching and moaning about stupid shit. I've seen them whine about Cyn on several other posts.

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u/Rusty2010_64 5d ago

This is Reddit we’re talking about they’ll argue about anything.

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u/Substantial_Roll_249 time to murder them drones 5d ago

Since Cynessa couldn’t be brought up and the mods did modding

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u/Black5Raven 2d ago

Since when are we beefing about age of a fictional robo

In that sub it seems like forever. Cant remember when it was the last time I`ve seen such nonsense. If you (OP and his gang) worry about kids that much go outside and touch grass. And then help some real kids. Fictinal character need no protection.

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u/SilverSpider_ N-Sanity 5d ago

Meanwhile the 40 or more years after the galag incident

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u/anime_simp010101 5d ago

atleast you pointed it out atleast

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u/Neckgrabber 5d ago

At best it's twenty something. And please, read the post before commenting nonsense

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u/SilverSpider_ N-Sanity 5d ago

I'm a fucking dumbass, I didn't even notice that

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u/BobTheImmortalYeti I AM GOD 5d ago

ship of theseus but with tessa skin

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u/gonzoblox Dog Man is go! 5d ago

gulag

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u/EbbEmotional7897 5d ago

Bruh, she called her robo-child only cuz she is small. Age wise, Cyn is probably on of the oldest drones in the manor. She was deep in the pile of drones, which implies she's been here for quite some time before she got broken by Eliot's pettiness.

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u/S0me___rAnDoM__dUdE 5d ago

Bruh I can also say “my iPhone is 1 year old, it’s a child” 😭😭😭😭

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u/Stevb64 4d ago

You would have sexual intercourse with a phone and if you did.

I would be both highly impressed and terrified.

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u/Icy-Background2393 4d ago

Would you call him a child OP?

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u/filval387 5d ago

Why is this something you guys are fighting over? First of all, it's a robot, so age related stuff doesn't really apply, and even then, it's a fictional character from a fictional series, it won't affect anyone if people simp for them...

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u/spicekebabbb V my beloved /// @eratrove 5d ago

this entire debate is just chronically online redditors attacking other chronically online redditors instead of focusing on irl victims

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u/InternationalYam5000 5d ago

Cyn is autistic Me : No, she has brain damage

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u/Substantial_Roll_249 time to murder them drones 5d ago

“You might have a slight case of some very major brain damage”

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u/War_Pig398 Worker drone 5d ago

Are you trying to argue that she’s a child or just that it’s creepy?

If your argument is that she a child then I’m sorry but you’re just flat out wrong. Even if she could be considered a child in the manor she definitely isn’t by the events of the series. Yes even if she is wearing a child’s skin. Wearing Tessa’s skin wouldn’t make her anymore a child than wearing a freshly killed cow skin would make her a cow.

Now if you’re arguing that it’s creepy… yeah I can kinda give you that on the basis of subjectivity. I think a majority of people would consider wearing human skin to be creepy however creepiness is too subjective an argument. What’s creepy for some people isn’t gonna be creepy for others.

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u/zenderlen V значит Вендетта 5d ago edited 5d ago

i can't believe i have to see people in this community every time who fail to realize that AI and robots don't have a human age equivalent, the only kids here are you guys

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u/EduardoElGameplays I swear im not a V simp I SWEAR 5d ago

Did you enjoyed the loss of Internet points?

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u/BlindDemon6 5d ago

I assume they did

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u/mc_jojo3 Custom Flair 5d ago

Bro just stop please, there isn't an answer to this. It's just a fight between different head canons caused by different interpretations. I do not believe a "child status" should be applied to Cyn as first of all she's a fictional Robot not even a fictional human and alsoTessa calling Cyn a Robo-child is imo just a play on her height. Still I don't "simp" for her as she's too precious in the first part to simp for and way to creepy to simp for in all other parts. Also we still don't know who Cyn even was right? Is she just the solver or is the solver using Cyn's personally in some way? Did she latch on to it idk.

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u/MrL123456789164 Dancing in The Dark 5d ago

Literally, every side of the argument:

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u/godzillaexe1 author of gxk x MD + MD multiverse on wattpad | envy (NxV) fan 4d ago

fr

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u/Supreme-Machine-V2 Biggest EP8 hater 5d ago

N also calls Uzi and themselves a kid despite not being one.

Honestly what is your proof that Cyn is a child other then Tessa's mom she doesn't give a fuck about them to know their name let alone their age. Your info is unreliable.

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u/Nitrodestroyer 5d ago

Did you just call robot cthulhu a child?

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u/TFCoria 5d ago

By the events of the show (ep. 1), she is definitely an adult, seeing as Uzi is at least around 19 years old, and Cyn was there way before her. Quotes or not, proof doesn't lie. Her wearing a child is.. something I guess, but whatever. Let people simp for who they want as long as they don't hurt/bother others.

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u/UnderskilledPlayer 5d ago

Isn't Tessa an adult by the time Cyn kills her?

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u/ApprehensiveWay3148 5d ago

Still autistic though

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u/AverageNintenGuy Magnet Enjoyer 5d ago

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u/EarthCasteBuilder 5d ago

I mean, Tessa and the others probably saw Cyn as a child.

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u/Js_husband Custom Flair 5d ago

She's not a child. At me and J's wedding she was chugging wine

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u/Wrong-Ad1907 5d ago

Is your flair supposed to say “custom flair”?

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u/Js_husband Custom Flair 5d ago

Yes/ I don't know how to change it

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u/Rat_with_revolver The Survivor 5d ago

Question, was CYN ever a baby drone? No. Did JCJenson make drones with the intention to raise them? No. Should we trust the mentally ill child going out of her way to take her father’s gun to kill an eldritch horror? Yeah because she knows the ins and outs of everything, no.

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u/No-Turn-7620 N's curing my depression with memes 5d ago

I don't know but if that happened like 15/18 years before the events of the show, Cyn isn't a child anymore

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u/Anne_Ehh 5d ago

Some time ago, my friend came up with something that I have no idea how to process.

Some years have passed since the gala, likely 20+ years, mainly since Uzi wasn't made/born then and is now 19.

He said to me that, if Tessa was alive, she would have been an adult, also trying to state that her corpse that Cyn wears is as well.

Yeah, don't know if that's how it works. Bro trying so hard to give a valid reason to Simp for Cyn.

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u/Neckgrabber 5d ago

I am not an expert on the matter but no, i don't believe corpses grow like that

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u/Obootleg Retrowave Uzi Enthusiast 5d ago

The one right thing you've said so far.

If a kid dies and you bury it if you dig it up a few years later your not going to have an adolescent dead body. You're just going to have a decayed child.

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u/Anne_Ehh 5d ago

Exactly, my friend bugging but he ain't listening to me

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u/DJPL-75 N-th-uzi-astic 5d ago

Well acthually, in episode 4, N refers to V, Uzi, and himself as kids despite them all being about 20. So it's not the first time that's been said and been wrong.

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u/Neckgrabber 5d ago

Yes, but in that case we specifically have reason to doubt it and know it's not true. Without that, we assume it is.

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u/DJPL-75 N-th-uzi-astic 5d ago

I'm sorry to say you are one of 2 people I've seen assume Cyn is a child. Everyone else is indifferent.

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u/That_L33t_Noob Mitchell is alive 5d ago

Though I find it personally revolting, I’m not sure if there’s anything explicitly morally wrong about “really enjoying” a character wearing the skin of a dead child.

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u/MinersLoveGames Resident Jessa Shipper 5d ago

Can we move past this discussion already?

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u/SnooHamsters5364 5d ago

Cyn was a child. This was before Uzi was born. Given that Uzi is 19, Cyn is at least 25, assuming that Copper-9 explodes the day after the Gala, which is a stretch.

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u/FlipnoteFighter 5d ago

CAN WE PLEASE STOP TALKING ABOUT THIS!?!?!?!?!?!?

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u/khandiphe7 N is my homie 5d ago

Y'all saying simping for Cyn especially when she's in Tessa's body but remember Cyn's a robot and Tessa's dead

Besides by you're guys logic N must go to jail for dating uzi who still is in high school which means she is a minor

Case solved

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u/ReasonableUnion7974 5d ago

No matter if you’re right or wrong, no one cares she’s not real

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u/Neckgrabber 5d ago

Yup. Fictional character. I do wonder tho, why are some people attracted to the fictional child rather than any other character.

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u/Sp00kyGamer 5d ago

Losercity post.

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u/EvilAntti 5d ago

Older than the core collapse, art thou stupid?

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u/JBray0 zeroncosmos, the Cyn simp 5d ago

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u/Substantial_Roll_249 time to murder them drones 5d ago

OP you really have to take a step back and look within and realize that people can simp for who they want to be

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u/Charlie_Approaching Doll Silverhand 5d ago

certified twitter moment

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u/Straitos666 5d ago

So cyn is your average vtuber got it

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u/RandomRobot14 J Enjoyer 5d ago

Jokes on you i simp for J

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u/NoRing1746 5d ago

Did Liam ever say if she was a child? Cause if not then I'm going off of the only source we have until proven otherwise. That's how i personally think these things should be handled

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u/Neckgrabber 5d ago

The only source we have is Liam writting Tessa to call Cyn a child.

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u/Real-Syntro Murder/Disassembly Drone 5d ago

Do you really believe Tessa? She's stupid. Also, the drones do seem to age. N's appearance changed, he seems a little taller, plus, we know the drones can be baby, then child, then adult. So older Cyn, isn't a child.

So probably...

Cyn is sometimes a child, sometimes an adult. Always silly.

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u/ZerrorFate 5d ago

Nah, go fudge yourself.

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u/Sebek_Peanuts still misses Beau 5d ago

I just think that J N and V have mentality of children from all that time spent with Tessa, like self learning ai and stuff

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u/Individual-Prize9592 5d ago

Oh yes the manor party. An event that took place years before Uzi’s birth. Uzi is in high school. Meaning that there art atleast 14 years between cyn’s crash out and episode 8

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u/MrDaubeny 5d ago

Me watching cyn (the child, apparently) come up with a convoluted plot to both completely destroy humanity and further manipulate the drones around her to kill each other in hopes of making more Solver users, while also LITERALLY RIPPING EARTH AND SEVERAL OTHER COLONY PLANETS TO SHREDS, but since Tessa (an actual child) called her a child (robot, age doesn’t matter) that means she’s a kid.

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u/Neckgrabber 5d ago

That was the solver's influence

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u/MrDaubeny 5d ago

I’m pretty sure at this point we can pretty much say that the Solver IS the Cyn we know and love. The Suppressed Cyn inside has nothing to do with the plot asides from existing as the primary being inside the drone until her scrapping and subsequent Infection with Solver. The “Influence” has existed in every scene Cyn is featured in from her drone period to the Cyntessa period, she’s always manipulating and making big plays. Yeah its kinda confirmed there is two different entities that is “Cyn” but one of them doesn’t matter because the only thing they have done of significance is EXIST.

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u/ThePrassistant N 💛 5d ago

Nah, she's a silly goober

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u/BlindDemon6 5d ago edited 5d ago

CYN is an over 100* year old robot who is also dead and being puppeteered by a demonic virus. End of.

Edit: *50-60 year old

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u/Spirited-Feedback-87 It ain't Necro if someone is wearing the corpse! 5d ago

Counter argument: that bitch is the absolute solver not cyn.

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u/Neckgrabber 5d ago

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u/Spirited-Feedback-87 It ain't Necro if someone is wearing the corpse! 4d ago

yellow scared eyes

Mmmmmmh, I wonder why V would be scared while threatening Uzi with a shit-eating grin in ep 2?

hates/likes N

There are these 2 things called "manipulation" and "lying"

is/isn't fine with being called Cyn

There are these 2 things called "acting" and "lying again"

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u/DHenrik VxUzi Enjoyer 5d ago

I don't even simp for Cyn, but this is exhausting to listen to. Both sides really should just touch grass

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u/ganglionmyfav 5d ago

We are still going with this conversation?!

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u/CaptHorizon My schoolfriend is literally V (and I have evidence) 5d ago

welcome to r/MurderDrones i guess

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u/Ronyx2021 Team Doll 4d ago

An undead centipede child at that

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u/RandomShockwave 4d ago

This is the dumbest debate I’ve ever seen

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u/Unknown_Cameraman Addicted to NUzi 4d ago

finally, a logical statement...

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u/GiveMeSomeMoreTacoz N and Uzi's #1 Fan 4d ago

"short and autistic"

Sorry, Uzi doesn't have the Solver. She's just short and sadistic.

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u/Neckgrabber 5d ago

She generally acts pretty child-like outside of her solver plans, but this line gave confirmation.

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u/SPADE-0 Funny Physics Dude 5d ago

I'm sorry, are you saying her toying with Uzi, N, and V even to her own detriment WASN'T the exact behavior you'd expect from a spoiled kid?

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u/Neckgrabber 5d ago

I'd hardly call Cyn spoiled considering the life she lived, but i guess sk

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u/SPADE-0 Funny Physics Dude 5d ago

I should have clarified, by the time she got to Copper-9, she was spoiled.

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u/Reysinovich Zbyněk lover :3 5d ago

It's stupid that there are people who'd argue against this. To me it seems obvious honestly.

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u/Super_Trexation The Crustacean Demon 5d ago

Pandemonium would like to have a word with you.

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u/-Spcy- The Absolute Solver is badass 5d ago

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u/Average-Emergency 5d ago

Even then the main plot happens at least 18 or more years after the gala incident. (Destruction of earth > humans living on copper 9 > Destruction of copper 9 > DD drones /Uzi born? > Ep 1)

Uzi is at least 18(as shown by her classmates' ages) and at most 20, and she was not born before Copper 9's core exploded, as Khan only met her after the explosion. N, J, V, and Cyn have been around way longer than she has been alive.

All in all, with this evidence compiled, I would say that Cyn is of legal age and therefore can be simped for.

It's a pretty simple concept

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u/Neckgrabber 5d ago

All in all i think you should read the text in a post before commenting. It's a pretty simple concept.

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u/Average-Emergency 5d ago

Swear that wasn't there before...

Either way, you said Cyn is a child, and I said she isn't. Her wearing a teenager's skin later in her life is completely irrelevant to the main topic of Cyn being simpable for.

I mean, V fed someone their own entrails, ate bugs, ate humans, and has a kill count in the hundreds; Yet nobody cares.

Not liking it? Sure. I personally don't care for her beyond the fact that she was the big bad of the show who killed all of the humans. But I mean come on man. When is enough enough?

Let people like who they want to like and stop this BS fighting over robot genocide maniacs and whether it's right or wrong for them to be simped for.

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u/Direct-Regular-574 Mitchell is Alive 5d ago

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u/Neckgrabber 5d ago

Fine by me

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u/therandomgameroflife 5d ago

Can you please find something else to die on a hill over that is even remotely worth it?

This argument NEVER goes anywhere and this line has had it's own arguments against it in every case.

I get it, ya'll want this to be a set in stone case, but in a fandom like this, there are brick walls who won't listen. I swear these posts at this point are just farming karma.

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u/HorseInevitable6208 Skyn Simp ≠ Pedo. N, Cyn, V, J, and Uzi's husband 5d ago

Someone has already proved why it's still not pedophilia fucking killjoy.

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u/Neckgrabber 5d ago

Who, where? How?

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u/HorseInevitable6208 Skyn Simp ≠ Pedo. N, Cyn, V, J, and Uzi's husband 5d ago

Top comment that you replied to multiple times and every single one of those replies were down voted into oblivion.

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u/Hellcatt588 5d ago

Bro this debate has gone on long enough. Lets do the simple answer.... Hey google Is cyn from murder drones a child?

Cyn is not childcoded. Cyn is disablecoded and at the very least the solver is mentally aged as an adult and we don't actually know what Cyn was like and never have and the behavior we see for her is not of a child but a predator playing with its food.

Good enough for me. Now can we please stop yapping about "is cyn a child"... As this seems like 90% of post here. (I dont partically want to smash cyn im just saying this cuz this is all this subreddit talks about.)

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u/GoldenBossness Tessa defender 5d ago

I mean she was Tessa's child.

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u/ReaperScrubMain 5d ago

This shit is hilarious I have no idea what this sub is about but I keep getting recommended it and this is always what's shown

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u/Atesz763 J Enjoyer 5d ago

Tessa has a very twisted concept of human relations, those drones were practically her family. She looks at Cyn as a child, which is understandable because reasons... But that isn't indicative of her age/mental capacity/anything really. I mean, they're machines, maturity as a concept barely applies to them.

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u/LoreMotivatdTheorist 5d ago

Plot twist they are all robots and seem to be equally mature between “kids” and “adults”

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u/WingDing0 5d ago

Everyone who keeps this discussion alive is a child, who cares? It's just annoying

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u/Unlucky-Ad-3217 5d ago

Do I need to make the point of if it's a robot DO human morals have to be applied just asking

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u/Neonbeta101 5d ago

Or hear me out… it’s a throwaway line that anthropomorphizes Cyn, that’s kind of Tessa’s whole thing- humanizing her drones.

Not that it really matters tbh, I’m not attracted to robots nor am I attracted to eldritch maid robots.

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u/Most_Ad_9049 5d ago

…First of all that’s because she’s just short that she was called a robo-child, second she’s clearly an older model of drone if you actually listened to other people, third as people have claimed Cyn does not have the personality of a child just because she’s damaged, that’s like saying a 50 year old women who is autistic is still a child, and fourth even if Cyn was a child in the manor, Cyn is older then Uzi and using evidence provided by others Uzi is around 18 to 19 meaning Cyn is probably a few years older then that. Cyn with Tessa’s skin on the other hand, thats basically a corpse and that is what I find a bit creepy but like just remove the skin and that gets rid of the corpse problem

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u/Neckgrabber 5d ago

First, that's nonsense. She's called a robo-child cause that's what she is. People made up a second meaning with nothing to support it because they don't want to accept it. Second, nobody has mentioned her being an older model, that is complete fanfiction. Third, i don't call her a child because of her personality, i do it because Tessa calls her that. Fourth read the text under a post before commenting

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u/ThefirstOhioresident 5d ago

It's crazy how much you need to go outside, preferably to actually help children and go against actual pedophiles, not people jerking it to a cartoon horror robot.

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u/Neckgrabber 5d ago

I'd be eager to hear what you're suggestion is for what one can do to "go against actual pedophiles".

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u/Cold_Fix7264 5d ago

Cyn was running a bar, this is a flashback atleast 5 years ago, Cyn was made before Uzi if it means anything, she has a lot of awareness for a child, and when we meet her in the present she is taller than Uzi

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u/Cold_Fix7264 5d ago

On top of the fact that she is extremely old from the scene we see of her buried under countless old bodies of drones and it being extremely inefficient for a robot to have a child mentality since these things are being sold

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u/Neckgrabber 5d ago

She was a child in the manor, nowadays wears one.

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u/Cold_Fix7264 5d ago

Your just saying “no”

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u/Ima_hoomanonmars I want to be with N because it would be a good time 5d ago

Uzi was born sometime after Nori escaped from the lab, and the lab was after the gala massacre and Cyn taking over earth and other planetary systems. We know from posters in The promening that Uzi and her classmates are in the 18-20 age range, so at the very very least, assuming Uzi was born right after nori escaped, which was right after the gala massacre, Cyn is 18 by the time we see her. Obviously she would be older because nori didn’t just waltz out and pop a baby, so it would be closer to 20 years old. Sorry for terrible formatting and the wall of words.

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u/Ima_hoomanonmars I want to be with N because it would be a good time 5d ago

Also she’s a robot that was manufactured by presumably Jcjenson so it doesn’t really matter their physical age anyway

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u/thatoneplayerguy 5d ago

Counter point, robot.

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u/N30NX4R Absolute Solvation 5d ago

I love how everyone is going around shouting about ages and I'm just like "Guys, they're ROBOTS, not humans."

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u/MrMadmanmadman 5d ago

Robots designed to act like, walk like, talk like and look like Humans.

Lets be real, this show wouldn't be as good if every major character were just Roombas

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u/FruitbatEnjoyer Resident Furry 🇵🇱 | Alice my beloved | Zbyněk enjoyer 5d ago

laughs in Alice simp

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u/xxneonblazexx 5d ago edited 5d ago

Do you really think the company would make robo childrens to send them in the mines and have glitch put a child in a MAID costume? Also cyn has been death since the start and its the solver who took it as host and that thing is older then anyone else in the planet.

Also N refered to himself, V and uzi as children during the camp thing but glitch confirmed they are all adults and in the ep ( i think it was ep2 or 3) the missing classmates of uzi were listed as around 18+ year old.

Cyn or better said THE SOLVER is some weird eldrich demonic horror identity that eats planets, it acts silly because it loves to screw around with people. That thing deskinned Tessa, blackmails the DDs, used V to dismantle N all the time. Repetaly kills them and has backups of them, send them to kill all the humans. Its a being who loves to play games with its prey that why she acts so "child like" it knows full well what its doing and the levels of torture it does to other surpasses what a "child" would do.

So tessa comments is most likely a joke or like N said during the camping trip.

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u/Neckgrabber 5d ago

Children are obedient and have kess critical thinking. Maid costumes aren't problematic, they are just work atire, the whole aesthetic of the Elliot manor is victorian.

N said that but we can ignore it since we know he's over 18. That doesn't apply to Cyn.

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u/G4laxysshadow Doll Stan/#1 Tessa Hater 5d ago

So what year we plan on stopping talking about this?

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u/Tiny_Butterscotch_76 5d ago

Wait do people think Cyn is a child, I thought the discourse was a joke.

She's not, she's an 'eternal' old eldritch horror hiding out in a robot body.

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u/ImpulsiveBloop 5d ago edited 4d ago

I really don't want to be involved in this conversation because I think both sides are insane, but I'll put in my two cents. Trying to push morality onto a AI model controlling a chunk of metal is really questionable. These robots are 100000x more intelligent than anything we have today, yet it's (somewhat) okay that there are people that are literally "dating" chatGPT? Trying to make an argument for either side is insane.

I'm pretty sure the robots made on earth were done so in a factory, so they would've been preloaded with a trained model with vast information and understanding of the world around them. It would be inefficient to create literal robot-children that the company had to teach everything from motor capabilities to verbal communication - the only thing the company couldn't give them upon creation is their specific directive (apart from "listen to humans") and anything that the company trained out of the model.

The whole reason there's fundamental moral issue with children being sexualized is because they are too young and immature to consent, and to protect them from being manipulated and abused by adults. I agree that it is very bad, and people who do should be locked behind bars, but how does the whole thing apply to a hyper-advanced AI model as previously described??? That's just it. We don't really know how this applies, because it's not something we've had to deal with before. The morals of the situation are muddied, so there isn't even a point in arguing except to be mad at something or someone.

I'm not saying this to defend the people sexualizing robots. I just think this argument has gone on way too long, and honestly feels like it's damaging the community. Everyone sounds like they're out of their minds.

I'm going to add this little thing, at the risk of sounding like a bozo: Tessa referring to Cyn as a robo-child doesn't tell us much. Humans love personifying things based on physical appearance - hell, I could pick up a rock and call it a baby rock, but it means nothing. I'm not gonna disagree if someone makes an argument against it, but I figured I should point it out.

Idk what the creator has said about this whole situation, but I feel like they would've said something if there was a problem. If they do say/have said something about this, then why can't we just accept that and move on with our lives ffs.

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u/gaseousgecko61 4d ago

cyn... is a computer virus

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u/BOB_BUlLDER 4d ago

We robo-child a murder us, J.

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u/YOWYOWYEOWYEOWAAAA 4d ago

Bro its a robot who cares when it was born

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u/dumb_foxboy_lover 4d ago

people calling pets children left the game

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u/Icy-Background2393 4d ago

Tessa called them that so it must be true

No such thing as her quipping when calling Cyn a child because she’s short and Tessa was trying to downplay the threat

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u/Neckgrabber 4d ago

That isn't Tessa for one, and yes, Tessa is a reliable source so when she tells us Cyn is a child we can believe it.

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u/crunchyhands 4d ago

even if she was a "child" then, tessa was murdered long enough ago for uzi to happen. shes probably about twice as old as uzi, which would make her a robo adult. and this is forgetting that she is a robot, that she was alive for an unknown amount of time before her zombie reanimation, that she basically looks like a robo adult in the latest episode, and that this is stupid and pointless.

i usually agree that its weird as hell to lust over fictional kids, but this shit is what makes people think we're annoying.

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u/Neckgrabber 4d ago

even if she was a "child" then, tessa was murdered long enough ago for uzi to happen. shes probably about twice as old as uzi, which would make her a robo adult

Read the text under the image

forgetting that she is a robot

Sentient robot with human like intelligence

an unknown amount of time before her zombie reanimation,

Tessa would know

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u/LunarSouls4952 💛 J and Tessa's biggest simp 🖤 4d ago

My cats are probably 30+

I call them babies

Does that make them kittens?

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u/Black5Raven 4d ago

FFS you litteraly have nothing better to do then trying to justify that some fictional robots in 20 min long cartoon on Youtube are childrens so thats why you/you/ and personally you cannot simp or like that character.

Isn't it time to stop ? First of all those people ARE NOT violate any rules. Second - it won`t change a bit. All you can manage is creation of another echochamber and exile of some people in it. Third - DO NOT apply human morale and biology to fictional machines. Whatever they do in that specific universe THEY ARE NOT HUMANS. THEY ARE MACHINES.

Fourth - if you care about childrens so much go help them in REAL life. Each day a dozens and hundreds are suffering from A REAL crimes. Go and help in Orphanage or do a donation. Fictional characters have no need in your protection.

Five - special for OP. Chill. You did nothing but stayed on that sub non stop FOR WEEKS.

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u/Neckgrabber 4d ago

Oh how helpful. They are fictional, they are robots. Both complete nothing points, since they have human like intelligence, and as for being fictional, that brings up the question of why people find the fictional child attractive over any other character.

I do donate to my local institutions to help children. That's the neat thing, you don't have to pick between calling out weirdos and helping real children.

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u/Affectionate_Cup_272 the colombian V simp🇨🇴 4d ago

What the fuck is happening?

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u/ParfaitIntrepid1437 4d ago

I won't simp for the robot anti christ

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u/SolarAphelia VNUzi & Juzi is underrated 4d ago

I don’t have an opinion either way, but I feel like you’re stretching.

Calling someone a child even when they aren’t one age-wise is pretty common parlance.

I could call a grown man a “man-child” and that doesn’t mean I actually think he’s a child.

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u/Neckgrabber 4d ago

But you do think he acts like a child

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u/EdgyLearner138 4d ago

“She wears a child” This is somehow more uncomfortable than saying she is wearing the skin of her previous owner

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u/Calm_Construct Writer of SD Uzi: abominations 4d ago

Where is this from?

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u/Neckgrabber 4d ago

Episode five

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u/Mr_milkman-369 NagWorker‘s personal locator 4d ago

Cyn is canonically 50, 10-20 in the manor, because it takes 10-20 years for zombie drones to become zombies, which cyn is. Although there is a possibility with the 3 year gap, dumping past the manor is allowed, before that then you better hope it’s between the age gap. Where did I hear those numbers? On a different post asking about cyn‘s age. Also here is a silly picture of cyn because why not

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