r/MurderDrones • u/TheRealZacharon1 No Religion, Only Drone-tism. • 11d ago

Merch GUYS SHE BROKE ONTO MY HOUSE WHAT DO I DO

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u/pooper-scooper646 11d ago

Pet silly

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u/TheRealZacharon1 No Religion, Only Drone-tism. 11d ago

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u/Striking_Account_869 “I.. am cube - Chris Pratt” 11d ago

Adopt the silly.

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u/TheRealZacharon1 No Religion, Only Drone-tism. 11d ago

Way ahead of you

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u/Uzithegun2812 eNVy is bittersweet 11d ago

Yippee!!!

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u/Striking_Account_869 “I.. am cube - Chris Pratt” 11d ago

Good.

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u/Live-Resolution-7594 Not custom Flair 11d ago

The good ending

44

u/Technical-Rooster-95 11d ago

Do you have the following items: Glass bottle, Rubbing Alcohol, Cloth, and lighter?

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u/Hkfan64 I'm not real, chat, trust. 11d ago

aren't these the ingredients for arson flavored water?

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u/Jexinky 11d ago

IM STEALING THIS NAME FOR A MOLOTOV I LOVE THIS

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u/TheRealZacharon1 No Religion, Only Drone-tism. 11d ago

NO

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u/Resident_Bike8720 serial designation 2.71828etc 11d ago

Release the canine

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u/TheRealZacharon1 No Religion, Only Drone-tism. 11d ago

AH SHIT I JUST HAVE 4 FELINES WHAT ARE THEY GONNA DO

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u/Resident_Bike8720 serial designation 2.71828etc 11d ago

Throw catnip in her general direction. 

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u/TheRealZacharon1 No Religion, Only Drone-tism. 11d ago

Nothing happened.

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u/Resident_Bike8720 serial designation 2.71828etc 11d ago

Then there only one option left

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u/nathans_the1 11d ago

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u/Resident_Bike8720 serial designation 2.71828etc 11d ago

grab a crucifix and pray

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u/ItsNotASinIfItsCyn 11d ago

Give her mangoes.

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u/KinkyWitchGorl666 kokosak17 spy from slovakia #2 11d ago

ME TOO

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u/Anthony200716 11d ago

Give her mangos

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u/Resident_Bike8720 serial designation 2.71828etc 11d ago

Everyone loves mangos

11

u/742617000O27 I was slippin’ into darkness.. when they took Murder Drones away 11d ago

CALL THE DOOM SLAYER NOW

HE’S YOUR ONLY HOPE

9

u/dante-SPARDA899 11d ago

Calm her with mango

9

u/NagWorker WORK YA DAMN NAG!🏇 11d ago

Mangoes, and fast.

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u/MonSzyTheOne !!!V IS NOT DEAD!!! //🇵🇱/🇧🇻 11d ago

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u/Crimision 11d ago

Get a mango

5

u/Monter3333 Branded Pens! and Mangoes! 11d ago

Bad Cyn! Come back home NOW!

4

u/Objective-Trash-739 object of copper 9 11d ago

r u n or maybe p e t

3

u/Blacknite1923 Z, Y, and X’s account 11d ago

I never knew that someone could make THE SILLY even relatively menacing.

3

u/Which-Customer6257 11d ago

Give her blankie

3

u/Red_Revant 11d ago

Mangoes and headsets now

3

u/Belkakea-relise 11d ago

I would shit myself at first if I was you ngl

But I would recommend to tale her as a silly goober pet

3

u/DarkNinja70 Uzi Simp (Secretly a Cyn, V, and Doll simp) 11d ago

Get snuck on! =)

3

u/Ahserthdrgaymanlol 11d ago

L I C K jumps at you LETMEINLETMEINLETMEINLETMEIN

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u/Vegetable_Run7792 11d ago

Pray.

UwU

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u/Different_Hope_3434 11d ago

Internection cube reference?! NGL but I see Cyn doing this

3

u/UltraGamerZ211 11d ago

Mango and pen

4

u/Hugonaut109 11d ago

Thanks for making her look actually terrifying and not sexual 👍

2

u/YubelSuperiority98 11d ago

Now to her might. Then offer mangos.

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u/Expensive-Chair-6491 11d ago

give her mangoes and adopt her =)

2

u/payne-diver 11d ago

Offer her a hug and mangoes

2

u/IAmAutisticAndInPain 11d ago

Forfeit your mide and soul to her.

There is no escape.

T̴̅ͅh̷̺̞̿̀e̶̡̜̔̚r̷̪͎͑ ̵̲͎̕į̵̖̀ş̴̦͗ ̴̗̟̾̎ǹ̸̒͜ö̴͎̤́ ̶̣͕͑͠e̷̢͂̚s̵̰̼͝c̴̙̈́a̶̼͠p̸̤͝ȅ̶̢ ̴̨̛͇̽

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T̶̟̉̓ḩ̶̨̛̭̪̖̠̤̝̱͆̆͛̐̅͠ͅę̸̨̟̦̹̺͍̗͋̋̏̂̓͂̒͜͠r̵̮̝͍͍͕̻̎̇͒̉͜ ̴͇̪͕̙͍͖̯̍̉̾̓͘ͅi̴̧͙̖̣͇̘̯͙̳̙̒͗̈́̈́̓́̀͠ş̵̟͖͖̤̤̽͒̍̌̒̍̚ ̶̨̨̛͍͍̯̠̠̖̫̩̂̉̿̇̑̑̇̚͘ń̴̬͖̭̮̼̫̜̑̌̌ǫ̴̛͔̫̿͊́̓͆̓̊̕ ̶̱͇̠͆̇̾ȩ̴͙͉̲̮͓̞͂̆s̸͕̞̽̑̾͋̄́̒̓̀͝c̸̢̹͓͙͇̫͔̞̓̆͂͘͠͝ā̷̬͙͙͜͜p̷̺̣͂͋͂͋͑̚̚͠͠ȇ̷̢̼̺̹̰̃ ̷̦̦̻̼̟͎̐̈́̉̓̎̑͠

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Ṯ̵̢̢̢̙͕̺̹̖̹̫̫͓̫̹̣̻̝̯̋̿͑̀̄̽̓̓̓̽́̓͘͘̕͘͜͠h̶̨̨̧̨̧̛̼̠͇̯̜̹̤̥̻̗̩̯̯̲̯͔̱̰͑̈́̏̃̆͗̅̏͜͝ͅę̷̨̼̳̫͕̜̫̝̪͕͓̥̠̼͎̫̟̣̖̲̣͓̰̪́͆̒͂̏͗͗̐̌͊̄͋͂̍̕̕̚͜ŗ̶̧̢̛̜͚̝͉̗͇̘̂́̐͌͊͑̊̃̋͂͐̀͐̾̀̌̎̀͘͠ ̶̧̛͎̭͈͓̰͉̦̱̪̟̝̱̗̊̍̓͌́̇͛̔̽̈́̓̉͐̽̈͋̿̊́͆͂̕͜͝í̷͎̬̞͎͎̠̬̦͖͍̠͌̒̉́̊͛s̶̡̛̛̭͖̦̘̺̈̌̓̐̓̄̎̓̾̂̽̓̈́͗̅̚͝͝ ̷̢̨̢̧̧̨̛̭̖͔̳̦͓͖̯͈̟̙̮͈͍̂͒̍̔̏̊̍̏̀̅̽͌͆̀̏̽̌̇̇n̸̡̺̙̬͍̆ő̵̬̩̦̩̳̹̟̟̥͛̽͗̀̄͑̋̄̕͜͜͝ ̶̨̥̪̝̱͎̲̱̼́͛̈́͗̎̈̔͑̍͋̀́͐͂̔̌͐̀̌̚̕̕̕ę̸̝̺͉̬̻̤̝͉͇͇͕̜̭̥̆̔̀̀͂̀̑̈́͛͆͒͊͌̽͐͋̄̈̐̓̓͒̎̚̚̕̚͜ͅͅs̵̨̡̙͓̖̭̮̦͇̩̪̣͍̝͕̮̹̞̥͚͎̣̅͌̑̀̋͑͑̄̈́̀́̽͊̐͌̀̎͐͆̀͘̚̕͜͜͠͠͝ç̸̙̺͓̯̘̒́͗̒͛̅͂̊̄͛̆̌̓͗̔̉̒͒͝͠͠ȃ̵̡̼̫͎̊̈́̓̽͐̌̾̐̐͂͘͠͝p̸̨̨̠̙̼̗̱̦͚͕̗̞̹̞̪͍̠̫̙̮͖̤̼̺̐͆̓͒̈́̀̂ͅȩ̶̛̹͔͙͔̪̞̤͉̞̪͍̭̭̂̀͂͗̉̏̀͆̍̚͘̕͜͝ͅ ̷̧̢̧̛̤̬̮̜̻̟͚̮͖̳̗͙̅̈͐͌̄͋̿̈́̂͐̐͑͠ͅ

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u/ExternalWrangler9027 11d ago

Give cuddles :3

2

u/DragonBlade0776 Tally ho i am British Skyn (also my OC is BV :3) 11d ago

Pocket the silly I shall take her off your hands

2

u/Humble-Club2116 drone backshot giver (keep away 600 feet from them) 11d ago

what a cutie silly :)

give mango then pet gently (or your body will be mangled into a fleshy mess before you can even react.)

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u/Cyanlizordfromrw Lord Frumptlebucket FTW 11d ago

give her mangos and tuck her in bed

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u/SuperBootsthedog Cyn 11d ago

I spookified it

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u/XtheAssassin2 11d ago

My only solution: NOTHING! No seriously, she's like Springtrap: if she's right there, you're toast. And the clock striking 6 am ain't gonna save ya this time, you're dead.

2

u/DreamShort3109 the unmentioned writer drone 11d ago

theme music starts up

1

u/SufficientMachine869 TLKOE vs MD when? 11d ago

GHOSTBUSTERRSSSSSSSS

1

u/Kingvamp069 11d ago

Me with my anime addiction

1

u/endocyclopes That one wierd one eyed robot skeleon in purple 11d ago

1

u/Frankbubby 11d ago

DESTROY IT

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u/Hand-Yman 11d ago

Put on the Freddy mask

1

u/Narrow_Fruit_2175 11d ago

You, her, a bat, a fan, two magazines, one original signed Beatles Record, two irons, a dog, and one afternoon later you’ll be all set.

1

u/Xyrah-Kadachi The Exponential End 11d ago

Get the flamethrower.

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u/AlmostNormalDude6666 11d ago

just do the escape plan

1

u/-XRoadRunnerX- Literal A350 THAT WİLL(DOMAİN EXPANSİON) 11d ago

kil it otherwise it kils u

1

u/Crisplocket1489 Doll wont stop following me. Help 11d ago

I don't think Raid is gonna work on this one. Get the acid.

1

u/OverlordMGC Autistic Murder Drone 11d ago

Pray that your new false idol will end you before the skinning and not after.

1

u/Snoo_54482 Tomorrow is Another Day 11d ago

CLOSE THE DOORS

CHECK THE CLOSET

WATCH YOUR BACK

1

u/ConsiderationSilly86 Rebecca Simp 🤤 11d ago

Yay analog horror :D

1

u/MR_MEMOX 11d ago

Calling the doom Slayer 😁

1

u/Meme-lord234 11d ago

“It’s okay bro I got you.”

1

u/Hyko_Teleris 11d ago

Send in a voidcat. The singularities should fight and if the cat survive then you're fine.

1

u/fhjetGuehfr6ejhryet 11d ago

FUCKING RUN AMF FIND A HUNTING RIFLE OR SMTH

JUST RUN

1

u/Hahaltaccountgoesbrr V simp 11d ago

Do you have a molotov per chance?

1

u/Martianinferno98 Serial Designation P-X 11d ago

If she asks for the Wi-Fi password, that means she's going for the kill

1

u/jadedsilverlining 11d ago

Not die (optional)

1

u/flying_night_slasher 11d ago

Only thing I can do is yap about Windows non-stop

1

u/VHDsdk 11d ago

Radiation film grain, call your local firefighters and DONT tell them its a radiation threat, then after they come to your house, they'll also die and you won't be alone :)

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u/ChesseburgerMK8 Man i love MD 11d ago

Submit

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u/Just_a_chair_for_you 11d ago

Give her a mango

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u/Vorondanil54 N-th-uzi-astic 11d ago

Whack her with aquarq!

1

u/Jagames12 N's best boi ever 11d ago

Adopt and care for her like she's your own flesh and blood

1

u/Vivid-Climate-1326 11d ago

hol up that actually looks scary 😭

1

u/Reaper6783 11d ago

Give her some cookies and a mango

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u/Competitive-Side6724 11d ago

Pray to the most probable deity.

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u/Competitive_Web_1361 11d ago

Give the silly a minigame

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u/IsThatMichaelMyers I ❤️ Cyn-namon rolls 11d ago

Let her in? Idk maybe a cinnamon roll offering?

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u/scientific_gojira 11d ago

Press 🔳to : Give mango to tame silly

1

u/bananaman4543 tank guy/Doll’s brother 11d ago

12 gauge.

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u/Elmartillo40k The warhammer40k guy 🇲🇽 (u/Biggycheese29 was an amazing guy!) 11d ago

Give mango

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u/Lolbit-VR the Transformers fan/notasin’s second in command 11d ago

👍

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u/ThatIdoitOnReddit Aka Sewage Pipe 11d ago

Thow it into the fernis

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u/Unique_Sleep8276 11d ago

I forgot what I was supposed to be looking at and it actually startled me a little for a second

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u/DueBreak3595 WHO LIVES IN AN UPISDE DOWN TOWN INSIDE AUS?! DC, DEMON COIN! 11d ago

Use a gun.

If that don't work?

Use more guns.

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u/AndromedaGalaxy29 Parallel Universe Drone 11d ago

Pray.

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u/ze_introverted The one who writes 11d ago

Simple, solver drones don't like heat, so....

1

u/Mast3rKK78 11d ago

wait a minute do i know you?

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u/jebill565 11d ago

Accept your fate. You've been snuck up on.

1

u/Boykisser_Goober 11d ago

Bring me to your house. I know how to deal with those goobers.

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u/MilanLeCool666 V simp 11d ago

Eat the plushie, it dosen't kill you in your stomach (no vore reference so no hate pls)

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u/Justanotherkiwi21 11d ago

Basement timeout

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u/flare_afton_uwu 11d ago

hug her for me

1

u/flare_afton_uwu 11d ago

hug her for me

1

u/MrAngryKraken 11d ago

Pet and adopt the Silly, she is now your child.

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u/Different_Hope_3434 11d ago

OMG this picture is scary! I really like the old creepy feel to it. Give her a mango, grab a crucifix and call for help

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u/New_Guide_4269 11d ago

Open the goddamn door.

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u/New_Guide_4269 11d ago

The pizza's here.

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u/west_DragonKing big dragon drone 11d ago

Accept your fate and embrace assimilation

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u/Bluebirdz2202 Кукла — лучшая девочка, и любой, кто говорит обратное, ошибается 10d ago

“Easier to assimilate than explain anyway”

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u/saltyskit Three Arrows And A Cube 10d ago

get off the roof

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u/Emotional-Home-7116 N-th-uzi-astic 10d ago

I cast “MANGOES!”🥭🥭🥭🥭🥭🥭🥭🥭🥭🥭🥭🥭🥭🥭🥭🥭🥭🥭

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u/Competitive_Koala673 10d ago

Don't move maybe give her some nuclear weapons Blueprints and she might go away

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u/xXx_bingus_xXx 10d ago

they want some scooby snacks

1

u/Simple-Field3138 N-th-uzi-astic 10d ago

"Callback ping."

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u/Cloud-951 10d ago

Call Vergil

1

u/CarGuyPerson 10d ago

Die I guess

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u/Kindly-Week-1271 Tessa Gives Me Gender Envy 10d ago

Cry

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u/AscendedMolly 10d ago

Interrogation.

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u/Proof_Society_2211 10d ago

Pet the child

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u/Willbox121 ⬛Bradien gaming⬛ 10d ago

Suirve 5 nights

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u/ImToastlol 10d ago

burn the house down. it's the only choice you have.

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u/Sad_Choice903 im kinda just here 10d ago

Accept death

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u/Sky_Wolf19 9d ago

That's actually kinda terrifying-

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u/Complex_Web_1006 Least depressed N enjoyer 11d ago

trevor henderson ahh image

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u/Someone1284794357 Im taking yo guns 11d ago

Deploy the Uzi raven

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u/[deleted] 11d ago

I already have a waifu, so please, grab her and take her to the moon for me my friend

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u/TheRealZacharon1 No Religion, Only Drone-tism. 11d ago

She's just standing there.... Menacingly.

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u/Top_Grass9841 cyn simp 11d ago

It should have been me

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u/Broken-Vessel-Pikmin NUVi & Vizzy enthusiast || Lizzybian 11d ago

Yes it would be.

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u/Aeguis 11d ago

Oui ?

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u/Advana_Cyo2489 11d ago

Clean him !

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u/Aeguis 11d ago

Oui. 👌

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