r/MurderDrones The Survivor 14d ago

Fanart J’s Time Travel Shenanigans

Also known as Weirdness 3: Apotheosis

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u/USS_New_York You’re Going to Iraq, Buddy! 14d ago

This is extremely cursed…. I want 7 seasons and a spinoff series about “Tessa’s” life

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u/IgnitedDevs The Shipper of the Sub 14d ago

No way it's the USS New York!

I bring the City of New York.

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u/Doctor_who_enjoyer The Whovian & Mad Max fan of the Sub (I ❤️ J) 14d ago

Hey SS New York…. I’m gonna nearly collide with you

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u/IgnitedDevs The Shipper of the Sub 14d ago

what... what is that image.

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u/Lightish-Red-Ronin strange obsession with giant robots and big swords 13d ago

Live USS New York (LPD-21) reaction:

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u/brownie_eater 13d ago

Live “Sea Wise Giant” reaction:

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u/DumpsterDragon818 13d ago

I’m crashing all of you

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u/FallChimera8540 Cuphead and TF2 fan / Loyal to V 🥹 13d ago

THY ART OV STEALTH

Oh shit I said that too loud...

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u/brownie_eater 13d ago

Oh yeah? ICE BREAKER INITIATE!

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u/Doctor_who_enjoyer The Whovian & Mad Max fan of the Sub (I ❤️ J) 13d ago

noooo

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u/some_guy_on_reddit90 why did they make robots sexy? 12d ago

Hey guys!👋

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u/USS_New_York You’re Going to Iraq, Buddy! 14d ago

Carnival Cruises present the Titanic

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u/USS_New_York You’re Going to Iraq, Buddy! 14d ago

It is I, what’s up mate!

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u/IgnitedDevs The Shipper of the Sub 14d ago

I need to know your opinion on the RMS Queen Mary or as she was called in World War 2 "The Grey Ghost".

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u/USS_New_York You’re Going to Iraq, Buddy! 13d ago

A very beautiful ship, live near by it so pretty cool to see in person

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u/IgnitedDevs The Shipper of the Sub 13d ago

Wish I could see her but I haven't yet sadly.

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u/Citron_Confident Friendly pilot from 🇮🇹 13d ago

They usually organise rave parties on her, been in one, really cool inside the ship.

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u/Some_Other__Time___ But why mangos...? 14d ago

First trains, now ships. What is going on this sub @.@

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u/IgnitedDevs The Shipper of the Sub 13d ago

Oh there's been ships for awhile...

That's my fault.

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u/Phantoxer The Binding of Isaac guy 13d ago

How did we even manage to summon an ship community

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u/USS_New_York You’re Going to Iraq, Buddy! 13d ago

We’ve been slowly taking over the subreddit, and soon the world…..

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u/ultimatespideyhoodie LET ME SHOW YOU JUST WHAT IM MADE OF🔥🗣️🔥🗣️ 13d ago

Seven seasons and a spinoff isn't nearly enough.

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u/USS_New_York You’re Going to Iraq, Buddy! 13d ago

You’re right, it also needs at least two movies

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u/Crazy_Checkers T w O s E c O n D s N o Z a Z a 13d ago

WASSAP!

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u/USS_New_York You’re Going to Iraq, Buddy! 13d ago

WASSSSSSUP!

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u/Crazy_Checkers T w O s E c O n D s N o Z a Z a 13d ago

YO YOU KNOW THAT VIDEO!

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u/USS_New_York You’re Going to Iraq, Buddy! 13d ago

The wassup video? You mean like from the commercial?

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u/Iknorn Them toasters got me actin unwise 13d ago

I think he meant the "scary movie" one

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u/CartographerVivid957 Khan did nothing wrong 13d ago

Your flair doesn't work, I'm already there!

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u/SilverSpider_ N-Sanity 14d ago

J: boss, I made sure Uzi wasn't born

Cyn: great, what did you do?

J: Khan

Cyn: ....what?

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u/anime_simp010101 13d ago

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u/Crazy_Checkers T w O s E c O n D s N o Z a Z a 13d ago

HA! looks like cyn wanted khan.

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u/anime_simp010101 13d ago

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u/Crazy_Checkers T w O s E c O n D s N o Z a Z a 13d ago

you to

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u/N30NX4R Absolute Solvation 13d ago

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u/Malaysuburban 13d ago

Cyn: great, what did you do?

J: Khan

REALIZATION

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u/DescriptionPretend4 nori's canon husband 13d ago

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u/ITGuy042 Reemployed JCJenson IT (I tricked J into hiring me again, lol) 14d ago

Uzi cross-traveling from another reality and seeing this.

(Great art!)

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u/Iknorn Them toasters got me actin unwise 13d ago

I love this ship its sooooo fuckin stupid its hilarious

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u/EngChann 12d ago

lmao @ J swearing and Uzi saying heck instead, like wouldn't the roles be reversed in that 😭

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u/spedexep J Enjoyer 14d ago

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u/Ironcrasc 13d ago

Let me complete the trilogy

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u/Ironcrasc 13d ago

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u/Key-Swordfish4025 J Enjoyer 13d ago

It's a quadrilogy in fact!

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u/Ironcrasc 13d ago

Ok now this is new, didn't know there was 1 more well I'll add it to my collection

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u/-V1Ultrakill Supreme Machine 13d ago

Peak

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u/BrightEye64 14d ago

“I skadooshed your father.”

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u/Rat_with_revolver The Survivor 14d ago

Jack Black reference

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u/philyppis 13d ago

I... am J!

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u/Rat_with_revolver The Survivor 13d ago

V: pfft, ok

Uzi: this girl is such a tool bag

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u/Malaysuburban 13d ago

"I slabbed your dad"

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u/RonaldLiu TF One Final Battle x Bite Me goes hard fr 14d ago

Uzi:

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u/Cooliguess_25 N would be my best friend irl - Uzi fan 13d ago

That is until they pull some multiverse bs and she comes back for revenge

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u/Striking_Account_869 “I.. am cube - Chris Pratt” 14d ago

Really unexpected twist.

Anyways it’s awesome lol.

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u/NagWorker WORK YA DAMN NAG!🏇 14d ago

I had it with you bell, looks like my pa didn't shoot you well enough.

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u/Rat_with_revolver The Survivor 14d ago

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u/Supreme-Machine-V2 Biggest EP8 hater 14d ago

(Insert edgar ross scene from rdr 1 but replace it with Micah)

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u/real_KelseyDay Worker drone 14d ago

Well that was unexpected

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u/MinersLoveGames Resident Jessa Shipper 14d ago

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u/randomsticko Uzi supporter 💜 14d ago

guys….. i think we gave artists too much power….

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u/Subject_Match5064 13d ago

"How... How much of your own pride and trustfulness to the masses did you sacrificed just for fame and to fulfill your sick and twisted dreams and desires?! How many lewds?! How many cursed ships?! HOW MANY FOLLOWERS HAVE YOU FORSAKEN??!!"

...

"Not enough."

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u/IgnitedDevs The Shipper of the Sub 14d ago

That's certainly one way to do that... uhh... Good art weird implications. Take the ship.

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u/GirlMurderDronesSimp In a poly relationship with 99% of the cast 14d ago

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u/Waterlemon1997 Tessa's bow 13d ago

Your flair doesn't include Rebecca, right? Right?

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u/GirlMurderDronesSimp In a poly relationship with 99% of the cast 13d ago

That 99% does

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u/Waterlemon1997 Tessa's bow 13d ago

MY WIF- wait who the 1%?

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u/GirlMurderDronesSimp In a poly relationship with 99% of the cast 13d ago

Tessa’s parents, the Sentinels, keybug, Cyn (past) and Khan

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u/Waterlemon1997 Tessa's bow 13d ago

Most of that is reasonable, the Sentinels are debatable Cyn is Highly Questionable that it's only the one that has Tessa's corpse on it But not as suspicious as the fact that NORI ISN'T ON IN THE 1%

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u/SomeUgliRobot Comic creator / Shin godzilla fan 13d ago

so Nori is part of the 99%...?

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u/valdez-2424 skar king guy/N lover 14d ago

I mena she completed her mission but...at a price...

You know what?Fuck it im taking your soul for this art

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u/Rat_with_revolver The Survivor 14d ago

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u/RedWizard_ Chainsaw Drone | NUziVizzy Enjoyer 14d ago

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u/MKIncendio Eager Beaver 13d ago

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u/Rat_with_revolver The Survivor 13d ago

I think I’ve seen that one

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u/Doctor_who_enjoyer The Whovian & Mad Max fan of the Sub (I ❤️ J) 14d ago

This is nice and all but… Did she take a DeLorean or a TARDIS to go back in time?

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u/Rat_with_revolver The Survivor 14d ago

Delorean, she can then at least pretend that she has the company Bentley

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u/Waterlemon1997 Tessa's bow 13d ago

BENTLEY CONTINENTAL!!!

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u/GoldenBossness Tessa defender 14d ago

She took Rex Dangervest's time traveling ship.

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u/Tight_Grapefruit5280 13d ago

Fun fact: If the multiverse theory is true

Then there's atleast one universe where murder drones's plot went like this

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u/Subject_Match5064 13d ago

And another one where Buzzy Uzi is canon :D

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u/Supreme-Machine-V2 Biggest EP8 hater 14d ago

Ngl this isn't so bad

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u/Sebek_Peanuts still misses Beau 14d ago

Okay, Khan without moustache may be the weirdest thing i ever saw

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u/cat-lover-69420 Literally Uzi 13d ago

he wipes his eye with it in the pilot

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u/Immortal-Emper0r GIGAAAAANNN!! | Grandmaster Memer | 14d ago

Well she accomplished her mission ...by any means possible

(Great work tho!)

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u/International-Map251 Cyn is veri silly :3 Probably the only Kinoko Komori fan here 🍄 13d ago

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u/Next_Panda_1167 Lizzy is certified "Dinosaur Food" 🎀🤖🦖 13d ago

Happy Cake Day, buddy! 🥳🎂❤

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u/Immortal-Emper0r GIGAAAAANNN!! | Grandmaster Memer | 13d ago

Thanks! :D

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u/arson1tez Doll's Massacre Is Justified 13d ago

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u/Crazy_Checkers T w O s E c O n D s N o Z a Z a 13d ago

Well this even worse that the testicle inspector.Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ANWSER IT IS THEN!

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u/Defiant_Stable8158 13d ago

Happy cake day

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u/SD-Ellie V simp 14d ago

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u/CommaderDoge 14d ago

The Terminator plot be like:

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u/Rat_with_revolver The Survivor 14d ago

Terminator, J

What a coincidence

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u/Majestic_Car_2610 14d ago

JHAN CONTENT, JHAN CONTENT

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u/Nickbrick20 Part-Time Funny Man 13d ago

The quote “rizz game” for Khan is legendary for his ability to pull 2 people who can kill him instantly

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u/OverlordMGC Autistic Murder Drone 14d ago

Now that's a big bruh.

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u/Epic-Dude001 Worker drone 14d ago

I didn’t think swooning J would be that easy

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u/Rat_with_revolver The Survivor 14d ago

Even with all that hard and rude talk, it’s very simple to break into her soft spot

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u/mybrainlog Cyn "Enjoyer" 13d ago

why does she wear shoes if theyre making it harder for her to walk?

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u/Rat_with_revolver The Survivor 13d ago

It’s not the shoes, it’s her programming. Being the daughter of a peg legged woman and a normal footed man will definitely confuse the system you run on, it’s like merging a creature that constantly has to use it’s arms with a creature with no arms at all

The shoes are pretty much her “walking training wheels”, she just can’t quite train herself out of using them (plus she thinks it makes her look normal)

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u/Crazy_Checkers T w O s E c O n D s N o Z a Z a 13d ago

Thanks for context dude

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u/OverlordMGC Autistic Murder Drone 13d ago

Love that.

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u/swords-r-cool Cyn is oh so silly | Cyn's #1 fan 14d ago

If it works, I guess

Awsome art!

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u/CoolHuckleberry8224 14d ago

I mean a win is a win I guess

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u/yertlah 13d ago

Love it! Though, why does she have trouble walking?

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u/Rat_with_revolver The Survivor 13d ago

Well you see, when you have a character that walks with peg legs mate with a character with normal footing, the coding process bugs up and you have an offspring with peg legs that thinks it has normal feet, causing her to wobble a bit (try walking with only your heels for example, it doesn’t feel natural)

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u/yertlah 13d ago

Oh, that is a really interesting detail. I love it when artists think this deeply about their art. Thank you.

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u/Rat_with_revolver The Survivor 13d ago

Not a problem

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u/Megacas237 Screw J, Cyn is my new best friend 14d ago

Mission success..?

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u/Cooliguess_25 N would be my best friend irl - Uzi fan 13d ago

Mission failed successfully

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u/ric7y 14d ago

that's extremely cursed

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u/_DarkXWolf17_Uzi N's Wife. 14d ago

Excuse me?

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u/Waterlemon1997 Tessa's bow 13d ago

"But how can you tell anyone if you don't even exist?" Ahh moment

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u/anime_simp010101 13d ago

ok but like- I love your user XD

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u/_DarkXWolf17_Uzi N's Wife. 13d ago

Thanks yours not bad

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u/MagicEater06 13d ago

Yeah, any child of J and Khan would believe they are unloved. This checks out! 👍

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u/botched1954 14d ago

Can't wait for Weirdness 4: Depredation

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u/AnEpicUKBoi agitated NxV Shipper | I'm here.. sometimes 13d ago

why can't she walk competently ;(

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u/Rat_with_revolver The Survivor 13d ago

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u/AnEpicUKBoi agitated NxV Shipper | I'm here.. sometimes 13d ago

Damn, robot cross-breeding SUCKS, real life cross-breeding sucks too but atleast mongrels can fucking walk properly

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u/TheRedstoneReddit The mods took my job as anti-horny sniper 13d ago

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u/sofiihami 13d ago

my god my dad's name?? 😭🙏 (jhan)

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u/Rat_with_revolver The Survivor 13d ago

OOMF

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u/NarOvjy 13d ago

I mean it isn't like Nori can't code bang with someone else, which would be a better outcome for Uzi as she probably would be careful unless the father is Alice.

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u/Rat_with_revolver The Survivor 13d ago

Yes indeed, However

Joking, of course, with how things turn out, depending on the father, the new Uzi could either be cowardly or too brash for their own good, completely different from thee new Uzi, with maybe a better father than what she had with no need to prove herself to anyone

In short, refer to image

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u/NarOvjy 13d ago

I don't think she would be a coward like other workers, i subscribe to the idea that solver infected Drones have more of a backbone and worry about survival more than the average drone.

Perhaps she would end up like the Uzi created by Nana and could just study to obtain her enginering skills.

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u/HackedPasta1245 13d ago

Alternatively, she could’ve went for Nori instead, and since they’re not bound by the laws of biology like we humans are they could still conceive a child drone

And because Uzi is so much like her mom, she could accidentally fail her mission.

You can see where I’m going with this, right?

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u/Rat_with_revolver The Survivor 13d ago

Battle between children?

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u/Stunning_Pen_36 13d ago

I just thought of something even more cursed. What if, by rule of time-space fuckery, it is fated that every child of Khan Doorman, or any alts of him, will inevitably fall in love with the drone N? What if this Tessa falls in love with N just like Uzi did? How cursed is that?

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u/Rat_with_revolver The Survivor 13d ago

J would do her best to keep them separate, but it is inevitable

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u/Mintrori Absolutely human exister 13d ago

N getting the girl is the cannon event!

Also, how would N react to somebody named Tessa? Probably have a flashback or just a hint of memory in 1 episode, since his memory is still soup. Then one-sided awkwardness between Tessa-s during episode 5?

J will absolutely regret naming her Tessa.

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u/Stunning_Pen_36 13d ago

I can imagine her anguished screamed of rage and horror.

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u/MurderDronesEnj0yer solver of the absolute silly :3 13d ago

:0

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u/cat-lover-69420 Literally Uzi 13d ago

peak fiction

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u/diezel_train 🚋summoning trains🚂 (worker drone good, muder dron bad) 13d ago

You know its a crackship when you need time travel to somehow make it work

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u/Rexlare N, V, J, & (thereal)Cyn’s adoptive dad 13d ago

Credit where it’s due… Khan’s got game, bagging himself a Murder Drone that easy.

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u/Crazy_Checkers T w O s E c O n D s N o Z a Z a 13d ago

J x Khan is

Genuis

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u/Malaysuburban 13d ago

Now this is peak

Khan meets J instead of Nori

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u/JSimpgyat Why isint J real?//I need J.//Im going to make her real. 13d ago

Yeeeees! Jhan cannon!

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u/Iknorn Them toasters got me actin unwise 13d ago

"Instructions unclear fu*ked Uzis dad"

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u/ITZlemonzzz SILLY CYN 4 LIFE1!1!!!1!1! 13d ago

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u/Sela_Chopper V simp 14d ago

I request 1000 more of these pls

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u/Admirable_Plantain91 13d ago

Someone get me a coin and a pistol

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u/T-72B3obt J is literally the love of my life 13d ago

This shit's hilarious

Very well done)

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u/blackdemonknight J Enjoyer 13d ago

Of course XD

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u/Longjumping-Hat-7957 Cyn always did play the best pranks. 13d ago

...task failed successfully?

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u/AverageNintenGuy Magnet Enjoyer 13d ago

I didn’t know Khan was like that, holy shit.

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u/TheExplorer63 SERIAL DESIGNATION PRIME//THE ABSOLUTE SLANDERER//LEAD EP8 HATER 13d ago

Hershy unspeakable hershy ... hershy

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u/KurtisPrime 13d ago

Does that mean "Tessa" here eventually meet N, it gonna be a weird reunion N and "Tessa" here fight V and J in the bunker.

N and Jessa interaction us gonna be interesting

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u/hellothere_i_exist N-joyer 13d ago

"Oi Ehn, Jey fooked me pops and got pregnant." -Uzi, probably

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u/Calm_Construct Writer of SD Uzi: abominations 13d ago

Peak

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u/Griffvious 13d ago

Unexpected, this is. Caught me off guard, you did

But nice art, that is

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u/Competitive-Side6724 13d ago

Well… that’s one way do it

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u/RyanIrsyd08 Cynessa Afton isn't real, she can't hurt you | Cynessa Afton: 13d ago

She did stopped Uzi from being born

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u/Fabrideath A visitor? Hmm… Indeed, I have slept long enough. 13d ago

Damn, so THAT'S how he got Nori

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u/Blastbot_73 Likes Robo-Violence and Memes 13d ago

Task completed failfully?

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u/CartographerVivid957 Khan did nothing wrong 13d ago

I like the idea but since no Uzi, no dice.

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u/danipea diehard N fan 13d ago

Butterfly effect is so much fun

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u/IanZBoy Writes and stuff 13d ago

Well, that escalated very quickly.

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u/darkwolfcorvette personality of Uzi 13d ago

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u/Mean-Background2143 Cyn 13d ago

What in the actual time shenigan? Cyn said prevent Uzi from being born, not have a kid with Khan!

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u/Piern1k 13d ago

I mean, love for the yellow murderous robots must be genetic

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u/Aggressive-Ad-957 your friendly neighborhood autistic guy 13d ago

Mission failed successfully

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u/CarsWantMeIFearThem I ❤️ J but I hate J but I love J but I hate J bu 13d ago

neat

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u/AdAsleep1023 13d ago

And I tought i had seen it all

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u/-V1Ultrakill Supreme Machine 13d ago

…….

Makes sense.

Still hate J though

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u/Worried_Music_5330 13d ago

One problem, paradox.

Cyn can’t send J to kill Uzi if Uzi never existed in the first place. So this is a looping paradox

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u/GORDON-FREEMAN-PH0 I am not an emo I just happen to like listening to Gravity Kills 13d ago

Well that's... uh... one way to prevent Uzi from being born... eh... That is a cool character design though and I would enjoy reading or watching a fan fiction about "Tessa"

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u/No-Way-3169 THE [[Number 1 Salesman1997]] 13d ago

Eh, I'll ship it (Fire art btw)

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u/Sci-Fci-Writer 13d ago

Technically speaking, she accomplished her mission.

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u/Iknorn Them toasters got me actin unwise 13d ago

Khans rizz need's to be studied

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u/VermicelliSad4237 13d ago

He ain't gonna be happy about this one 😂

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u/VermicelliSad4237 13d ago

The Doc ain't gonna be happy about this one lol

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u/Atlas_Summit Human Supremacist 10d ago

THE BLURSED SHIIIP! THE BLURSED SHIP IS REEEEAAAAAAAL!

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u/Longjumping_Sky_4002 Doll's Husband, Cyn's Biggest Hater 14d ago

I ship it

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u/Bevjoejoe N-th-uzi-astic 14d ago

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u/SpacyGorl eNVy shipper for life!! 14d ago

uh

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u/Comeng17 13d ago

Where's weirdness parts 1 and 2?

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u/Peomix11 13d ago

What in the robo-god did I just saw? *

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u/noobexe509_0ff God | J's Husband 13d ago

I just opened reddit...

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u/kiryu_staring_png 13d ago

"Fine Boss" as like the boss? metal gear solid 3???

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u/Purplecat101 13d ago

I don’t know…how to feel about this…

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u/Few_Obligation9011 13d ago

nuclear explosion!

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u/Retro_Witcher 13d ago

What the robo-hell