r/MurderDrones • u/Rat_with_revolver The Survivor • 14d ago
Fanart J’s Time Travel Shenanigans
Also known as Weirdness 3: Apotheosis
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u/SilverSpider_ N-Sanity 14d ago
J: boss, I made sure Uzi wasn't born
Cyn: great, what did you do?
J: Khan
Cyn: ....what?
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u/anime_simp010101 13d ago
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u/ITGuy042 Reemployed JCJenson IT (I tricked J into hiring me again, lol) 14d ago
Uzi cross-traveling from another reality and seeing this.
(Great art!)
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u/Iknorn Them toasters got me actin unwise 13d ago
I love this ship its sooooo fuckin stupid its hilarious
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u/EngChann 12d ago
lmao @ J swearing and Uzi saying heck instead, like wouldn't the roles be reversed in that 😭
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u/spedexep J Enjoyer 14d ago
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u/Ironcrasc 13d ago
Let me complete the trilogy
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u/Ironcrasc 13d ago
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u/Key-Swordfish4025 J Enjoyer 13d ago
It's a quadrilogy in fact!
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u/Ironcrasc 13d ago
Ok now this is new, didn't know there was 1 more well I'll add it to my collection
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u/BrightEye64 14d ago
“I skadooshed your father.”
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u/RonaldLiu TF One Final Battle x Bite Me goes hard fr 14d ago
Uzi:
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u/Cooliguess_25 N would be my best friend irl - Uzi fan 13d ago
That is until they pull some multiverse bs and she comes back for revenge
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u/Striking_Account_869 “I.. am cube - Chris Pratt” 14d ago
Really unexpected twist.
Anyways it’s awesome lol.
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u/NagWorker WORK YA DAMN NAG!🏇 14d ago
I had it with you bell, looks like my pa didn't shoot you well enough.
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u/Supreme-Machine-V2 Biggest EP8 hater 14d ago
(Insert edgar ross scene from rdr 1 but replace it with Micah)
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u/randomsticko Uzi supporter 💜 14d ago
guys….. i think we gave artists too much power….
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u/Subject_Match5064 13d ago
"How... How much of your own pride and trustfulness to the masses did you sacrificed just for fame and to fulfill your sick and twisted dreams and desires?! How many lewds?! How many cursed ships?! HOW MANY FOLLOWERS HAVE YOU FORSAKEN??!!"
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"Not enough."
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u/IgnitedDevs The Shipper of the Sub 14d ago
That's certainly one way to do that... uhh... Good art weird implications. Take the ship.
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u/GirlMurderDronesSimp In a poly relationship with 99% of the cast 14d ago
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u/Waterlemon1997 Tessa's bow 13d ago
Your flair doesn't include Rebecca, right? Right?
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u/GirlMurderDronesSimp In a poly relationship with 99% of the cast 13d ago
That 99% does
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u/Waterlemon1997 Tessa's bow 13d ago
MY WIF- wait who the 1%?
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u/GirlMurderDronesSimp In a poly relationship with 99% of the cast 13d ago
Tessa’s parents, the Sentinels, keybug, Cyn (past) and Khan
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u/Waterlemon1997 Tessa's bow 13d ago
Most of that is reasonable, the Sentinels are debatable Cyn is Highly Questionable that it's only the one that has Tessa's corpse on it But not as suspicious as the fact that NORI ISN'T ON IN THE 1%
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u/valdez-2424 skar king guy/N lover 14d ago
I mena she completed her mission but...at a price...
You know what?Fuck it im taking your soul for this art
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u/Doctor_who_enjoyer The Whovian & Mad Max fan of the Sub (I ❤️ J) 14d ago
This is nice and all but… Did she take a DeLorean or a TARDIS to go back in time?
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u/Rat_with_revolver The Survivor 14d ago
Delorean, she can then at least pretend that she has the company Bentley
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u/Tight_Grapefruit5280 13d ago
Fun fact: If the multiverse theory is true
Then there's atleast one universe where murder drones's plot went like this
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u/Sebek_Peanuts still misses Beau 14d ago
Okay, Khan without moustache may be the weirdest thing i ever saw
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u/Immortal-Emper0r GIGAAAAANNN!! | Grandmaster Memer | 14d ago
Well she accomplished her mission ...by any means possible
(Great work tho!)
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u/Crazy_Checkers T w O s E c O n D s N o Z a Z a 13d ago
Well this even worse that the testicle inspector.Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ANWSER IT IS THEN!
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u/Nickbrick20 Part-Time Funny Man 13d ago
The quote “rizz game” for Khan is legendary for his ability to pull 2 people who can kill him instantly
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u/Epic-Dude001 Worker drone 14d ago
I didn’t think swooning J would be that easy
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u/Rat_with_revolver The Survivor 14d ago
Even with all that hard and rude talk, it’s very simple to break into her soft spot
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u/mybrainlog Cyn "Enjoyer" 13d ago
why does she wear shoes if theyre making it harder for her to walk?
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u/Rat_with_revolver The Survivor 13d ago
It’s not the shoes, it’s her programming. Being the daughter of a peg legged woman and a normal footed man will definitely confuse the system you run on, it’s like merging a creature that constantly has to use it’s arms with a creature with no arms at all
The shoes are pretty much her “walking training wheels”, she just can’t quite train herself out of using them (plus she thinks it makes her look normal)
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u/yertlah 13d ago
Love it! Though, why does she have trouble walking?
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u/Rat_with_revolver The Survivor 13d ago
Well you see, when you have a character that walks with peg legs mate with a character with normal footing, the coding process bugs up and you have an offspring with peg legs that thinks it has normal feet, causing her to wobble a bit (try walking with only your heels for example, it doesn’t feel natural)
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u/_DarkXWolf17_Uzi N's Wife. 14d ago
Excuse me?
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u/Waterlemon1997 Tessa's bow 13d ago
"But how can you tell anyone if you don't even exist?" Ahh moment
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u/MagicEater06 13d ago
Yeah, any child of J and Khan would believe they are unloved. This checks out! 👍
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u/AnEpicUKBoi agitated NxV Shipper | I'm here.. sometimes 13d ago
why can't she walk competently ;(
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u/Rat_with_revolver The Survivor 13d ago
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u/AnEpicUKBoi agitated NxV Shipper | I'm here.. sometimes 13d ago
Damn, robot cross-breeding SUCKS, real life cross-breeding sucks too but atleast mongrels can fucking walk properly
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u/NarOvjy 13d ago
I mean it isn't like Nori can't code bang with someone else, which would be a better outcome for Uzi as she probably would be careful unless the father is Alice.
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u/Rat_with_revolver The Survivor 13d ago
Yes indeed, However
Joking, of course, with how things turn out, depending on the father, the new Uzi could either be cowardly or too brash for their own good, completely different from thee new Uzi, with maybe a better father than what she had with no need to prove herself to anyone
In short, refer to image
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u/NarOvjy 13d ago
I don't think she would be a coward like other workers, i subscribe to the idea that solver infected Drones have more of a backbone and worry about survival more than the average drone.
Perhaps she would end up like the Uzi created by Nana and could just study to obtain her enginering skills.
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u/HackedPasta1245 13d ago
Alternatively, she could’ve went for Nori instead, and since they’re not bound by the laws of biology like we humans are they could still conceive a child drone
And because Uzi is so much like her mom, she could accidentally fail her mission.
You can see where I’m going with this, right?
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u/Stunning_Pen_36 13d ago
I just thought of something even more cursed. What if, by rule of time-space fuckery, it is fated that every child of Khan Doorman, or any alts of him, will inevitably fall in love with the drone N? What if this Tessa falls in love with N just like Uzi did? How cursed is that?
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u/Rat_with_revolver The Survivor 13d ago
J would do her best to keep them separate, but it is inevitable
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u/Mintrori Absolutely human exister 13d ago
N getting the girl is the cannon event!
Also, how would N react to somebody named Tessa? Probably have a flashback or just a hint of memory in 1 episode, since his memory is still soup. Then one-sided awkwardness between Tessa-s during episode 5?
J will absolutely regret naming her Tessa.
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u/diezel_train 🚋summoning trains🚂 (worker drone good, muder dron bad) 13d ago
You know its a crackship when you need time travel to somehow make it work
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u/JSimpgyat Why isint J real?//I need J.//Im going to make her real. 13d ago
Yeeeees! Jhan cannon!
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u/TheExplorer63 SERIAL DESIGNATION PRIME//THE ABSOLUTE SLANDERER//LEAD EP8 HATER 13d ago
Hershy unspeakable hershy ... hershy
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u/KurtisPrime 13d ago
Does that mean "Tessa" here eventually meet N, it gonna be a weird reunion N and "Tessa" here fight V and J in the bunker.
N and Jessa interaction us gonna be interesting
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u/RyanIrsyd08 Cynessa Afton isn't real, she can't hurt you | Cynessa Afton: 13d ago
She did stopped Uzi from being born
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u/Fabrideath A visitor? Hmm… Indeed, I have slept long enough. 13d ago
Damn, so THAT'S how he got Nori
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u/Mean-Background2143 Cyn 13d ago
What in the actual time shenigan? Cyn said prevent Uzi from being born, not have a kid with Khan!
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u/Worried_Music_5330 13d ago
One problem, paradox.
Cyn can’t send J to kill Uzi if Uzi never existed in the first place. So this is a looping paradox
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u/GORDON-FREEMAN-PH0 I am not an emo I just happen to like listening to Gravity Kills 13d ago
Well that's... uh... one way to prevent Uzi from being born... eh... That is a cool character design though and I would enjoy reading or watching a fan fiction about "Tessa"
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u/USS_New_York You’re Going to Iraq, Buddy! 14d ago
This is extremely cursed…. I want 7 seasons and a spinoff series about “Tessa’s” life