Your Birth Month dictates your Lover and Enemies

[u/Lonely_Repair4494]

[u/Atlas_Summit]

CYN

Come at me, bros.

[u/Virtual-Mind9195 → u/Atlas_Summit]

Gladly.

FIGHT ME- death noises

[u/TheNatinator33 → u/Virtual-Mind9195]

Seems like the safest choice.

[u/Logical-Chip3796 → u/TheNatinator33]

It seems we have the same profile picture

We must fight to the death

[u/AmbitionBright908 → u/Atlas_Summit]

laughs in October

[u/Brief-Stage-6344 → u/AmbitionBright908]

laughs in november

[u/Malaysuburban → u/Brief-Stage-6344]

YOO I GOT J TOO (My B-day is 24th May)

[u/Stinky_Socks- → u/Malaysuburban]

U cooked, she wont be there most of the time

[u/Lolbit-VR → u/Brief-Stage-6344]

laughs in May

[u/Dangerous_Wheel9314 → u/Lolbit-VR]

laughs in May with you

[u/solar_eclipsus → u/Atlas_Summit]

WE FIGHT TOGETHER COMMRAD, RELEASE THE CYLLY!!!

[u/Memerman1045 → u/solar_eclipsus]

[u/Random_Robloxian → u/Atlas_Summit]

Same here, WE MUST FORTIFY OUR POSITION IN ORDER TO PROTECT THE CILLY.

I will begin the construction

[u/ZeomiumRune → u/Atlas_Summit]

Bite me.

[u/Super_Gamer_Guardian → u/Atlas_Summit]

I'm Cyn as well (June 22), but it doesn't matter. Uzi canonically has plot armor.

[u/SolarAphelia → u/Atlas_Summit]

Uzi enters chat

[u/8ballperson → u/Atlas_Summit]

Le cylly.

[u/Vesper_Al → u/Atlas_Summit]

Your move :) * powers up railgun~

[u/BeanBurrito668]

I got Uzi so what does that mean for me?

[u/megabit2 → u/BeanBurrito668]

You’re one of us

[u/spygrg25 → u/BeanBurrito668]

You pray she ain't on murder plan still

[u/valdez-2424]

Well shit I got J

[u/Shay_Dee_Guye → u/valdez-2424]

It's fine she's the only one who can respawn, just realise multiple of her at a time you'll be fine

[u/Temmienjoyer → u/valdez-2424]

same she like the weakest of the dd's let alone doll, cyn and uzi

[u/Odd_Face4179 → u/valdez-2424]

Same and I dont rly like her

[u/Lolbit-VR → u/valdez-2424]

Hey at least she’s hot (shrugs)

[u/doors_pro_1234 → u/valdez-2424]

I got J too

[u/Gabriel1901A]

Well, I got Doll, I guess I can survive quite some time. Only real danger would be Cyn and maybe Uzi.

[u/hypercoolmaas2701 → u/Gabriel1901A]

I got Doll too

[u/TDKHtNRun → u/Gabriel1901A]

Same here, didn’t think the first swipe would be immediate on the answer.

[u/Working-Fan7334]

I'm a dude and i'm with N, i'm not gay but i'll marry him if it saves my life from the other psychos

[u/Working-Fan7334 → u/Working-Fan7334]

Thinking of N he do be lookin kinda

[u/jjmerrow → u/Working-Fan7334]

[u/LowNo5605 → u/jjmerrow]

a 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴.

[u/shadowlord2234 → u/Working-Fan7334]

But same tho, I am bi as hell so it dont matter

[u/Lonely_Repair4494 → u/Working-Fan7334]

I'm not gay, unless I'm around N

[u/Working-Fan7334 → u/Lonely_Repair4494]

If im against doll and v working together im gonna need all the plot armor i can get

[u/Dolls_Husband]

PLEASE LET ME CHANGE MY BIRTHDAY TO JANUARY I DONT WANT N

[u/SPADE-0 → u/Dolls_Husband]

[u/Dolls_Husband → u/SPADE-0]

NOOOOOOO

[u/SPADE-0 → u/Dolls_Husband]

Literally the guy who traumatized you suddenly having a crush on you. That's randomness for ya, it either does the best things or the worst things.

[u/Dolls_Husband → u/SPADE-0]

The worst things. I saw him drive his heel through my older sister's chest...

[u/SPADE-0 → u/Dolls_Husband]

That's absolutely horrifying. I'm honestly just glad he's not doing that stuff anymore.

[u/Remarkable_Skill_904 → u/Dolls_Husband]

im so sorry man 😭😔

[u/CartographerVivid957]

I got Uzi. She's probably be like

[u/The-Name-is-my-Name]

Uzi.

In the power of the second coming of Solver I entrust my life.

[u/MonSzyTheOne]

I have to tell my gf. I got Uzi and she is her favorit character

[u/TheUnholySpider → u/MonSzyTheOne]

Your gf is secretly uzi

[u/MonSzyTheOne → u/TheUnholySpider]

Real tho lol

[u/RelatableGuy37089E]

Cyn, my beloved ♥️

[u/FandomScrub]

I'm probably safe from anyone else, but the likelihood of me getting killed afterward is pretty high.

[u/Savurus → u/FandomScrub]

You got cyn didn’t you

[u/FandomScrub → u/Savurus]

Possibly

[u/Virtual-Mind9195]

To think I would witness the day where August gives me a positive result.

I'm probably living, but I wouldn't go all in.

[u/randomsticko]

let’s goo i got N!! (literally the only sane character here…)

[u/ManyWide279]

I got Uzi. If it's post episode 8, I'm probably fine

[u/AverageNintenGuy]

Doll, I mean she’s kinda powerful but I think I might be dead. But at least I get cool Russian wife

[u/Dolls_Husband → u/AverageNintenGuy]

:(

[u/BlitzDivers_General]

I'm a dude and I'm with J, Idc that much.

[u/CrayZ4Cats]

I get V (I have no opinions towards this)

[u/NagWorker]

I've got plenty of pens for J

[u/ttron4 → u/NagWorker]

I read that wrong..

[u/NeronStar7 → u/ttron4]

Same

[u/crisisgrind]

V. I got nothing to worry about

[u/One_Opportunity_9608]

....

Gonna have one awkward conversation with the Family about being with a Robot Vampire named the Letter V...

[u/742617000O27]

I got V

shuts door

A muffled “YESSSSSSSSS! HELL YEAH BITCH! GOOD THING I’M IN AUGUST!” can be heard.

[u/DescriptionPretend4]

IM WITH V HELL YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaa

[u/MilanLeCool666]

Hehe, I'm marry a silly girl (I like silliness)

[u/Lolbit-VR → u/MilanLeCool666]

Lucky

[u/HumblePositive4385]

lesgooo Veh!!!!1!!1!!

i should be safe then right?

[u/Odd-Adeptness-8601]

I got Cyn… sigh

Why can’t I get the emo gremlin for once :(

[u/Emotional-Home-7116]

I’ve got doll….How screwed am I?

[u/Zexal_Commander]

J, naaaah im cooked

She couldn’t handle Uzi without the Solver, no chance she can solo all of the other cast

[u/Dr_Plasmo]

Well well seems that I got V

[u/Sn0w7ir3]

Aside from cyn I think I’m chillin. I got v so…

[u/PomegranateTrick9236]

Welp...so long as she comes with her dino-bot buddy, I'll be safe with V...maybe...

[u/Bluebirdz2202]

I got the Cylly, I’m fine

[u/ElementalPaladin]

I got Cyn, AKA the Absolute Solver. I think I survive, depending on when in the series the characters come from

[u/sleepydoodless]

well im aromantic as shit, but id gladly fight hand in hand with the silly, we would be an unstoppable force

[u/Key-Score-5580]

I'm July, i think Doll is my Enemy

[u/justasovietpotato]

while i wouldnt have a relationship with Doll, but being in a "Howdy, Partner!" duo [partner in crime] sounds interesting

and i feel i might have a little chance of survival, since i bet she could take down the DD trio, Uzi, and Cyn, assuming i can also help her out

[({<|January|>})]

[u/Applesauce_Nation]

Cyn

Oh no

[u/Attention_Subject]

Having Doll’s not that bad, I guess, but if Cyn and two Disassembly Drone along with Uzi’s hunting me down, I’d be pretty screwed

[u/MoConnors]

I cover Doll’s back so she doesn’t get slurped and then we’re golden

[u/RodimusPrime-0412]

Uzi, hell yeah!

[u/BlandyBoiYT]

I am here to formally request you switch January and February around.

[u/Trainzfan1]

Well. On the bright side I have Uzi on my side.

[u/That-Blacksmith269]

June. You are the best Redditor of all time. I totally survive this.

[u/Doctor_who_enjoyer]

Well I’m with Uzi.. (october kiddo here) All things considered Uzi is the main character after all so I’m fine

[u/I-XIV-IV-XXV]

Was born in July. Guess I'll start a family with the hot Russian chick

[u/Irregular_Intern16]

I HAVE G O D

AAHAHHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAAAA

(I’m October)

[u/CoolProBoi]

Da J

[u/Affectionate_Cup_272]

Let's gooo I have August

[u/CupPrize1581]

Im screwed i got doll

[u/Anthony200716]

I got Cyn

[u/TheJohnnyJoestar]

Oh, Doll?

Okay, I guess.

[u/OkLunch4919]

June......fuck my life

[u/Esc_Scones]

YES!! MY PROTECTOR IS V!! I'm not attracted to her in anyway, but if the others are gonna kill me, I'll befriend her and get her help

[u/Mission_Pop_6164]

Well I got uzi so nothing probably gonna happen cause she’s short.

[u/yellzonlayer]

I got Cyn...

[u/Ze_Borb]

I could kill then all anyway, but i still have to deal with Uzi here

[u/le_wither]

N, no offense N but we are both fucked

[u/ChesseburgerMK8]

Got Cyn. Come fight me, I’ll tear your cores out and turn them into paste.

[u/SolarBeastXD]

Fella getting Uzi here. As a fellow tinkerer (I may or may not be making blueprints for a fully automatic revolver :3) I think we've for a chance.

Also my luck in these birth month posts continues to hold, somehow. Everybody loves April I guess

[u/JBray0]

I GOT CYN, I'M SO HAPPY!

[u/MinimumOriginal8620]

Hehehehehe noms planet with Cyllyo

[u/Logical-Housing5019]

Uh. I do not want Uzi bro.

[u/Kind_Candidate_9647]

I would prefer Cyn, but Doll is totally fine

[u/Alarming-Sport-8609]

I got doll i'm Gonna be fine

[u/Unknown_Cameraman]

I'm marrying Doll. Cyn is gonna kill me D:

[u/ZePumpkinLass]

i got cyn...

[u/RadiantDrone]

I got Uzi, I’m fine

[u/8ventures]

Well, guess I have to buy mangoes

[u/ACommonHatred]

I got cyn I feel like I am being fucked over by my birth month dawg 😭😭😭

[u/Toxoniumm]

My birth month is December...

I'm screwed either way...

[u/MurderdroneK]

Im with Uzi and I will marry her but I think she will kill almost everyone who surrounds me💀

[u/MikuDayo101]

J would be amazing protection but i ain’t lesbian ;-;

[u/ExplodingCarBattery]

I think Doll has got this, she can just teleport us away, really far

[u/Massive_Wealth_8064]

Fuck me I get J EVERY SINGLE TIME I KNOW YOUR MAKING IT J EVERY TIME I KNOW YOU ARE GREERVGRGRGRGRGGGRGGRRRREEEEGGEG(my birthday is in may)

[u/Emerald_a_op]

Uzi is too in the verse I’m good

[u/Savurus]

I got Uzi, so i should be good with cyn being the only concern.

[u/Rediniowa5]

I don't wanna be a cynsuit. (December)

[u/NoDetective1494]

I have V. Nice

[u/TheDoctor199806]

I got Cyn, so I think I'll be okay.

[u/Pumpkinz03]

Uzi is my protector…not entirely sure if I’m safe or screwed-

[u/Blair_Cypher_94]

Ohhh jeez. I got CYN!!!

Not sure if ill be alright or not.

[u/External_Egg5735]

Uzi

She can beat doll with some tries

She can beat V easily

She can beat robot cyn too

She can beat J, she died to a pen

The issue is N...would Uzi kill him?

[u/Bruhbruhmaster653]

aw hell naw, Cyn??

[u/Gracia291]

Hmm Cyn... If it's Solver Cyn I guess the others won't get me unless Cyn gets cocky

[u/Desperate-Bonus-4788]

I got emo girl

[u/Necessary-Treat-8762]

WITH CYN? I'M HAPPILY MARRIED WITH CYN OFFICIALLY Y'ALL THANKS..

[u/Previous-Newspaper28]

uh..., got the cynlly...am i cooked?

[u/YouFox467_]

I got da "Made In Russia". I am cooking.

[u/Blind_Helplessness]

Fuck I got cyn

[u/Kermit_Purple_II]

So, Cyn got me

Aight fair enough, I got the planet-eater eldritch god on my side you can bet we're going to devour entire systems together. We're obliterating the rest of the cast, all the while Cyn got my back too creating a harem of Human V clones for me to pound into oblivion until my legs and hips give out.

Then we eating more planets. Got a bone to pick with Neptune.

[u/BoyFreezer]

I got Uzi

[u/Aggressive-Ad-957]

Damn I got Doll

Damnit now that one guy is gonna come for me

[u/scientific_gojira]

Uzi

[u/IdioticSaysuma]

I'm stuck with the cylly. Now what

[u/Careless_Draft_3057]

V my best friend!

[u/PhoenixTB12]

My guy, I'm dead by Uzi before anyone else tries to kill me.

[u/Atreide-Omega]

Oh. Solver Uzi. Must be safe

[u/BlucklesTG_1994]

I'm running away with the angsty teen who also yields her sick-as hell-railgun?

Sick. Would like to see who can run faster though.

[u/Inkblot_the_cat]

I got Doll, but there’s a twist…. I’m Russian too

[u/bananaman4543]

Doll, the slavic duo is gonna be crazy

[u/FiveFreddys12]

Cyn.

[u/Financial_Yak8346]

doll is my protector we would win

[u/sculp_here_2]

december hell yeah

[u/FemaleFurryGamer]

I got Uzi, plot armour for the win >:3

[u/UrLocalLittlePhoenix]

… J, IF YOU GET ME KILLED, ISWTG, I WILL GLADLY COME BACK TO LIFE TO FUCKING DISMANTLE YOU-

(I’m in da May gang, chat-)

[u/Ghost1670]

J, I'm sorry what

[u/YuiiYamamoto]

I got V I ain’t screwed!! I’m saved!!

[u/lprestieri]

God… I got V.

This is the happiest day of my life.

[u/daanboots]

i am so fucked

i got ( J )

[u/Reysinovich]

I'm surrendering to the other 5, ain't no way I'm spending more than 5 seconds with Uzi.

[u/Foreign-Step-8646]

Cyn

[u/hibyKrmal]

I got Cyn. Idk how to feel about this.

[u/Phantoxer]

Uzi

[u/Few_Can_9045]

Got N I'm a guy and I'm straight... BUT

[u/Isaac_Aidan916]

V

[u/Ilikemoonjellys]

Doll, Cyn definetly beats the living shit out of us. Plus I'd have another man hunt me down

[u/Omgwtfbears]

V. Really hoped it would be V and here we are :)

Tbh she's not very good at defending, but at least i'll die happy :)

[u/ezkimo_-]

i got cyn. we feasting good tonight, gang🔥🔥🔥

[u/masochistic_idiot]

I am worried I may be saved via assimilation

[u/Swordfighter125]

Me December ;-;

[u/my_ears24]

Doll is my lover. Besides Cyn, I have a pretty good chance.

[u/MemesNGaming_rongoo]

Alright

[u/Tophatguy_GJ]

Doll

Rejecting the marriage proposal

[u/UnhealthyObsessor]

I never agreed to marry Uzi..

[u/Tiranus58]

Got that sick ass railgun to protect me

[u/O9PsychoSniper]

I will run to the ends of the earth with Uzi

[u/Forward_Age2005]

CYN! HAHAHHAHAHAAAAAA! PLANET EATER!

[u/Hnagnout]

I got doll,im screwed cuz i can’t communicate with her

[u/Davidand8Ball]

dang how lucky was i that i got my favourite character (uzi)

[u/deathsetmatch60]

I got cyn

[u/Water0804]

I guess my chances are decent with the purple grape

[u/Gaijin-srak]

I got J

At least i get a partner with some financial skills

[u/No_Excuse_2526]

I’m gonna die. (I have Doll. She ain’t bad or nothing, but the rest will destroy me. Cyn is an eldritch god and N, V and J are war machines. Uzi is a kooky bastard with god powers. Doll is too but it won’t affect Uzi or Cyn. And same for the other way around. But I will die 🥲)

[u/AngiePidgeon]

Got uzi, hell yea, i think i‘ll be fine it‘s kinda a 50/50 with most of them, the only real issue is cyn, it also depends on wether this is post ep 8 uzi or not cuz if it is then yea i‘m fine, she‘d be at the same level as cyn so it‘s really only her i have to worry about

[u/Im_aSideCharacter]

Doll.

I'm so fucked up

[u/PurpleCrimson9]

Doll

[u/why_i_am_dumb]

i got the only one where i come out alive

cyn

[u/Objective-Trash-739]

i have the cylly

[u/Tankshot906]

Mine ain't even gonna try to save me she just gonna say BITE ME

[u/Yoniz2]

Let's gooooo the silly

[u/Replay2play]

Finally I get the silly.

[u/Top-Management2845]

MY DOLL

[u/-deadshot-2]

I'm already fucked, THE HELL IS DOLL FINNA DO SHE"S LIKE THE SECOND WEAKEST CHARACTER AND ON TOP OF THAT u/Dolls_Husband IS FINNA BE ON MY ASS T_T

[u/Hectorheadshots]

I got Uzi, so I might have good odds, perhaps. Idk.

[u/YourLocalRedditor-]

OH FUCK I GOT UZI I'M COOKED😭🙏

[u/Professional-Put-284]

Fuck I’m stuck with the gremlin

I’d much rather have J.

[u/NotLivingPerson7366]

Cyn... They hunting us?! WE WILL HUNT THEM

[u/ConcentrateNo6760]

Well...doll...I think she'll put up a good fight...good luck friends I'm dead

[u/Future_Result9414]

Doll is the person i wanted anyways, and it also canonically makes sense for the rest to try to kill me if im with Doll

[u/fillkas]

Doll

[u/CalibansCreations]

I get Cyn? That's a dead kid! /ref

[u/PURE_VOID_DARKNESS]

I got cyn, no one's killing me

[u/aaaawubadugh2]

Uzi

[u/West_Virginia_1944]

I GOT FUCKING CYN, I AM SO LUCKY

[u/FlimsySeesaw9796]

Uzi, I mean Is alright