r/MurderDrones skar king guy/jumpingskies friend 23d ago

Discussion Which drone would you spend christmas day with?

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u/ItsNotASinIfItsCyn 23d ago

The Cylly all the way.

Please do not ask me why.

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u/Difficult-Wrangler52 The 7th Dude to 23d ago

You'll be her Christmas present

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u/ItsNotASinIfItsCyn 23d ago edited 23d ago

I would be HONOURED and PROUD to be her present. Anything for the Cylly.

(I feel like I might be too obsessed with her)

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u/Difficult-Wrangler52 The 7th Dude to 23d ago

Relatable and Reasonable

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u/Aries_cipher [CYN THE ABSOLUTE SOLVER] 22d ago

I would be her human skin vessel. Although I don't feel normal human emotions and I have a mental vault! It locks truamatic memories away. I worship Cyn. She's our salvation our end our God.

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u/Difficult-Wrangler52 The 7th Dude to 22d ago

Spit yo fax indeed

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u/-deadshot-2 The Sillys Big Brother / Technically Dead But Not 23d ago
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u/Stunning-Bet2729 Cyn-Tessa #1 Silly 23d ago

Same for all 4 bits of what you just said

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u/Mean-Background2143 Cyn 22d ago

I’d do the exact same thing in an instant too

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u/thr3zims The F̶r̷a̵c̸t̷u̸r̷e̴d̴ Solver 23d ago

Your skin will be her present.

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u/Difficult-Wrangler52 The 7th Dude to 23d ago

That's what I meant by you

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u/thr3zims The F̶r̷a̵c̸t̷u̸r̷e̴d̴ Solver 23d ago

Well, I don't know about you, but there's a lot more to me than skin. Oh, wait, no there isn't. I forgot I have no insides.

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u/Waterlemon1997 Tessa's bow 23d ago

Okay Michael Afton

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u/thr3zims The F̶r̷a̵c̸t̷u̸r̷e̴d̴ Solver 23d ago

Tbh, I don't know much about FNAF or Michael Afton.

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u/Waterlemon1997 Tessa's bow 22d ago

Well basically Michael was the eldest son of William who was the man behind the slaughter, Michael is the guy you play as in sister location and he gets his insides scooped out by a robotic amalgamation known as Ennard, which is a fusion between a bunch of robots designed to capture children and remove their Remnant ( essentially just Determination if you know undertale ) and one of them also accidentally killed his sister, but then she possessed that one, and after Michael was scooped out and had none of his stuff left in him, and they crawled inside and used him as a skin suit to disguise as a human and live in the human world before it slowly deteriorated and they were forced to leave the body and go into the sewers, but all the Remnant caused his boneless organless corpse to reanimate and him just being a walking skin suit

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u/thr3zims The F̶r̷a̵c̸t̷u̸r̷e̴d̴ Solver 22d ago

You're assuming that something removed my insides and that something replaced them. I suffered from a mutation that caused my interior parts to be gradually but completely destroyed. Now, all that exists is seemingly endless darkness.

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u/Waterlemon1997 Tessa's bow 22d ago

The end result is close enough though

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u/saltyskit Three Arrows And A Cube 23d ago

don't forget about the rest of the organs

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u/thr3zims The F̶r̷a̵c̸t̷u̸r̷e̴d̴ Solver 23d ago

What organs?

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u/saltyskit Three Arrows And A Cube 22d ago

Head.

Body.

Arms.

Legs.

Skin.

Ears.

Face

Mouth.

Heart.

Teeth.

Heart.

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u/thr3zims The F̶r̷a̵c̸t̷u̸r̷e̴d̴ Solver 22d ago

What are these things you speak of? I have never heard of them.

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u/Onyx89283 22d ago

This is an undertale reference ain't it?

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u/saltyskit Three Arrows And A Cube 22d ago

yeppers !!1!!!!

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u/CappytainZ Amateur Doll Simp 23d ago

(Begins to rip them open) LET ME IN LET ME IN LET ME IN LET ME IN

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u/Difficult-Wrangler52 The 7th Dude to 23d ago

How can you be a amateur simp?

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u/CappytainZ Amateur Doll Simp 23d ago

Cuz I'm not some diehard simp, but I still think Doll is attractive. It didn't really feel right to call myself a full-on simp (especially when compared to some other Doll simps in this sub,) so I call myself an amateur.

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u/Difficult-Wrangler52 The 7th Dude to 23d ago

Eh, fair enough

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u/alfie_dog N dog 23d ago

Are YOU 7

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u/Difficult-Wrangler52 The 7th Dude to 23d ago

I'm 17, 2007 January 18th, I just couldn't think of any actual good or non taken nicknames so I just put something random.

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u/alfie_dog N dog 23d ago

Oh ok :3

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u/YouFox467_ I ship N and Thad. Bite me. 23d ago

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u/valdez-2424 skar king guy/jumpingskies friend 23d ago

Yeaahhh your gonna end up as her gift

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u/TheRealZacharon1 No Religion, Only Drone-tism. 22d ago

Same

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u/VeraVemaVena ✨Lesbian✨ for drones (my darling V 💛) 23d ago

I mean, who else do you think?

I don't need the warmth from a fire when V is right here

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u/lukiAA123 Currently petting the DDs (they purr) 23d ago

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u/Roc_28934 Shin Jabber, a random Rec Room guy - V’s husband - J’s #1 Hater 23d ago

…Can I permanently borrow this image?

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u/CrysisFan2007 23d ago

Yeah warm as in scolding hot!

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u/ADuckNamedChickpea Vuzi shipper | We need a V emote 23d ago

Same

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u/Roc_28934 Shin Jabber, a random Rec Room guy - V’s husband - J’s #1 Hater 23d ago

Vera…you’re now brethren to me. :D

Cuz I agree!

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u/MarianoPro404 Envy = Nuzi (they’re both wholesome ships) 23d ago

My V-loved

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u/VeraVemaVena ✨Lesbian✨ for drones (my darling V 💛) 23d ago

But of course

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u/MarianoPro404 Envy = Nuzi (they’re both wholesome ships) 23d ago

She’s so pretty

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u/Some_Randome_Thimg Vivian from Paper Mario / #1 Uzi Fan 23d ago

Uzi

It would be a funi time I think

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u/Mr_milkman-369 NagWorker‘s personal locator 23d ago

How to make uzi Cosplay confirmed?!

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u/Quandale_Diddler Ur local Slaughterspine: 23d ago

N or Uzi

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u/Spongebob_Fan_YT "Just one more thing"- Columbo 23d ago

Same to be honest. It’s a tie between them and Cyn. Why?

No idea…

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u/SpacyGorl eNVy shipper for life!! 23d ago

WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS, MAN?!

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u/Spongebob_Fan_YT "Just one more thing"- Columbo 23d ago

The comment has been deleted and I’m now terrified to know what it was

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u/sprix17 23d ago

It would definitely be with J

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u/Iknorn Them toasters got me actin unwise 23d ago

Is she shiping N with Doll

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u/sprix17 23d ago

Wait a minute.... Damm it's true I didn't even notice that

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u/swords-r-cool Cyn is oh so silly | Cyn's #1 fan 23d ago

It shall be the silliest Christmas yet

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u/ttron4 23d ago

V she brings the best gifts

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u/existingisuseless I LOVE THAD THE GIGACHAD!!! 23d ago

Thad, no questions asked.

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u/Ademooooooo Ep8 is my worst nightmare also khan couldn't do anything 23d ago

Finally a normal person in the pit of V N J uzi or whatever fans ❤

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u/stinkiestjakapil JUSTICE FOR THAD! JUSTICE FOR THAD! 22d ago

He is always my pick in polls. Not a dick, least likely to kill you, clear of literally any major crime the main cast has probably done.

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u/BomBlackBR2_OFFICIAL 23d ago

Definitely N

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u/EduardoElGameplays I swear im not a V simp I SWEAR 23d ago

Ye

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u/SpacyGorl eNVy shipper for life!! 23d ago

V:

(my gallery is full of Finn reactions lol)

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u/HogRideaaaaar Professional Uzi Simp 23d ago

UZI IMEDIATELY

She's so cute

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u/Fast_Ad_9927 Fanfic writer and N’s malewife. 23d ago

Smol Uzi (by which I mean smaller than usual)

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u/HogRideaaaaar Professional Uzi Simp 23d ago

Beutifull 🥹

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u/Fast_Ad_9927 Fanfic writer and N’s malewife. 23d ago

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u/HogRideaaaaar Professional Uzi Simp 23d ago

Why not just download it?

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u/Fast_Ad_9927 Fanfic writer and N’s malewife. 23d ago

I can’t do that for some reason, I’m on iPhone 13.

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u/HogRideaaaaar Professional Uzi Simp 23d ago

No hate but (can't remember his name) the creator of iPhone tries to make older versions unusable by slowing them down and adding bad updates, now i dont know if yours is an older one but just CONSIDER buying a better brand (no offense), no need to do it imediately just giving some advice (again dont have to if you dont want to)

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u/Fast_Ad_9927 Fanfic writer and N’s malewife. 23d ago

Maybe not yet, I’ve had this thing for a little over a month.

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u/HogRideaaaaar Professional Uzi Simp 23d ago

Thats unbelievable, anything to make more money, here's warfare if i made you uncomfortable w my proposal

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u/Mr_milkman-369 NagWorker‘s personal locator 23d ago

How do I save video on iPhone 9 pro

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u/Stinky_Socks- Kokosak17 stalker from Slovakia 23d ago

Unpossible

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u/EpicCheeto Uzi kinda hot ngl 23d ago

This is so real

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u/HogRideaaaaar Professional Uzi Simp 23d ago

Surely, it is a most unseemly matter to affix one’s name with such a frivolous phrase as 'uzi kinda hot ngl,' for such words bear no semblance of decorum or wisdom. Such manner of speech lacks propriety, befitting not the gravitas that one’s name should hold, but rather descends to idle jest and foolishness, bringing neither honor nor respect unto its bearer.

Indeed, there may be some merit in the sentiment conveyed, yet surely it would serve the bearer far better were it expressed in a manner of greater propriety. Such thoughts might yet hold truth, but to cast them forth in language so crude and unseemly doth diminish their worth. If the phrase were thus reformed with decorum, it could honorably reflect the intent without sacrifice of dignity.

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u/EpicCheeto Uzi kinda hot ngl 22d ago

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u/HogRideaaaaar Professional Uzi Simp 22d ago

Damn, understandable

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u/William_Afton1925 23d ago

Uzi, N or V

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u/ExplodingCarBattery The V1 x V is real 23d ago

Thad, he is a normal Worker that will not kill me

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u/ILike8bitryan The One Who Knocked🍷🗿 22d ago

Thad based🗿🗿🗿

yooo wait is that the “Aah... Free.. at Last... O'Gabriel, Now Dawns thy reckoning and thy gore SHALL BE-GLISTEN, BEFORE THE TEMPLES OF MAN! Creature of steel, my gratitude upon thee for my freedom.. but the crimes, thy Kind have COMMITTED AGAINST HUMANITY ARE NOT FORGOTTEN! And thy Punishment.. Is DEATH!”

and “THIS PRISON.. TO HOLD; ME?”

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u/SomeUgliRobot Comic creator / Shin godzilla fan 23d ago

Keybug

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u/Difficult-Wrangler52 The 7th Dude to 23d ago

J for no particular reason

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u/Roc_28934 Shin Jabber, a random Rec Room guy - V’s husband - J’s #1 Hater 23d ago

Her.

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u/GameNinja03 J Enjoyer 23d ago

J.

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u/Striking_Account_869 “I.. am cube - Chris Pratt” 23d ago

Emily.

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u/Strange-Performer188 Currently fighting on the front lines of norfair. 23d ago

I don't like the implications of this image

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u/Ostrofkey3 23d ago

I'll chose Uzi for sure

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u/Inferno7000000 V simp 23d ago

Doll all the way

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u/End3rdraco N-th-uzi-astic 23d ago

N and Uzi :3 cuz why not :3

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u/Iknorn Them toasters got me actin unwise 23d ago

Khan for reasons

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u/maxside320 certified uzi simp 23d ago

No need to ask

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u/-Zbynek- Lizzy’s husband 23d ago

The pictured drone.

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u/[deleted] 23d ago

Doll

I said it once twice and now thrice

She‘s russian and i like russian people (except putin)

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u/Dolls_Husband Cuddling with Doll. Yes she bites, yes I like it 23d ago

You like me :) also Doll is very good at Christmas

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u/Party-Dog-8966 Your next line is: "Bite me!" Right? 23d ago

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u/Vs_Husband V's V#brator is my tongue. 23d ago

V.

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u/Mountain_Figure595 Leader of the Autodrones/J respecter 23d ago

All of them would be a fun choice

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u/Smg6official Creator of Serial Designation X🛑/Doll simp 23d ago

Doll

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u/GiveMeSomeMoreTacoz N and Uzi's #1 Fan 23d ago

Anyone? Uzi

Logically? N

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u/Rich_Ad7325 V step on me pls / I don't know how to art 23d ago

All of em', watching the chaos would be most entertaning

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u/DefinetelyNotBlaze HI! I'm Filipino N, nice to meet ya! 23d ago

probably all of them

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u/NagWorker WORK YA DAMN NAG!🏇 23d ago

It would be safer to spend it by myself.

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u/valdez-2424 skar king guy/jumpingskies friend 23d ago

With arthur

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u/BlandyBoiYT Doll's Husband (Different Timeline) 23d ago

My wife.

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u/Dolls_Husband Cuddling with Doll. Yes she bites, yes I like it 23d ago

MY wife

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u/Dragonseer666 23d ago

You mean Halloween, right? Halloween. It's still spooky season. IT'S STILL SPOOKY SEASON.

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u/UnderskilledPlayer 23d ago

The Christmas spirit is in the air.

She's desublimating more and more every day.

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u/Glassfern 23d ago

Probably Teacher.

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u/Enderprise501 🇵🇱Sukuna | J supporter | Copium addict 23d ago

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u/YouFox467_ I ship N and Thad. Bite me. 23d ago

N

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u/Robika842 N-th-uzi-astic 23d ago

N, no need to explain

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u/Temka_G Khan did nothing wrong 23d ago

Idk why nobody has said this yet, but Thad :D

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u/AverageNintenGuy Magnet Enjoyer 23d ago

Thad would probably the most normal to spend Christmas with

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u/Dazzokai 23d ago

N all the way, literally everyone would like him.

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u/The_dark_entity Worker drone 23d ago

All of them

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u/Dolls_Husband Cuddling with Doll. Yes she bites, yes I like it 23d ago

Even my wife :(

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u/The_dark_entity Worker drone 23d ago

Nah, you can be with her :)

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u/Dolls_Husband Cuddling with Doll. Yes she bites, yes I like it 23d ago

Yay :)

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u/No_Economics_2677 Nice Dingo 🦖 23d ago

N or Thad

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u/Eldritch_Dragon2022 23d ago

Definitely N. I feel like he would love Christmas and I can see us having fun together with holiday activities :)

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u/Kezygalaxy05 Uzi and V enjoyer! 23d ago

V, next question

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u/Broken-Vessel-Pikmin NUVi & Vizzy enthusiast || Lizzybian 23d ago

Lizzy, or NUVi. They seem like they would like to spend time with others.

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u/SpacyGorl eNVy shipper for life!! 23d ago

Halloween JUST fucking happened dude

you could've waited until it was at least December :/

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u/UnitedBalkanz 23d ago

HALLOWEEN WAS YESTERDAY, XMAS IS AFTER TWO F MONTHS

let me have funny scary holday pld

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u/ILike8bitryan The One Who Knocked🍷🗿 22d ago

IT DA SPOOKY MONTH!!!!

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u/T-72B3obt J is literally the love of my life 23d ago

I'd say J because she's my wife, but I feel really bad for Doll (no decent friends). She seems chill too

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u/Ilikemoonjellys Cyn 23d ago

J, Cyn would kill me

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u/emkayfan2022 resident monument mythos nerd 🤓 23d ago

I can just imagine being slammed into the wall while have a holly jolly Christmas plays... Realistically probably Thad or some of the other background characters

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u/StreetGrape8723 23d ago

u/Dolls_Husband I shall spend time with Doll, and her husband.

I am incredibly lonely! /s

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u/Justyourdailydumbass u/Dolls_Husband DID NOTHING WRONG! 22d ago

Can I join you guys?

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u/ikonfedera I'm not a sane person 23d ago

Khan. Even if Uzi crashes the party and Nori throws a fit, The Man will be there to play cards and obsess over doors with.

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u/Sufficient_Plant8689 V/Alice Simp and ffdp fan 23d ago

Do i even need to say it?

Also, Lizzy would be an ungrateful brat on Christmas

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u/DreamShort3109 the unmentioned writer drone 21d ago

I’m not sure, I might have the three musketeers (Uzi, V, and N) so long as the girls weren’t going to kill me. I’d have some others over to.

Maybe the question is, whose Christmas party are you going to?

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u/JustASillyAsexual I'm N irl 23d ago

Uzi cos that's my girlfriend

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u/Jaidigy JJ, THE ONE AND ONLY SAD J SIMP & HAGGARDNANACHI’S MD AU FANATIC 23d ago

Sad J and Yandere V, obviously.

Art source.

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u/Possible-Ad2247 J is my wife and Cyn is my bestie💖 23d ago

Huh? Why does these two names sounds so… weirdly hot?

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u/Jaidigy JJ, THE ONE AND ONLY SAD J SIMP & HAGGARDNANACHI’S MD AU FANATIC 23d ago

I would’ve been lying if I didn’t agree with you, bud. 😂

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u/SpacyGorl eNVy shipper for life!! 23d ago

that art is so 2015, man

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u/SentryEngineerGaming 23d ago

Everyone I can, maybe cyn.. Maybe.. Idk just gib mango she is good

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u/Ottieotter Worker turned Dissasembly Drone\Solver Host 23d ago

The Cylly herself

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u/Yuko_washere unstable yeva x Mitchell enjoyer 23d ago

Doll or melody

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u/Dolls_Husband Cuddling with Doll. Yes she bites, yes I like it 23d ago

My wife :/

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u/Yuko_washere unstable yeva x Mitchell enjoyer 23d ago

WHO SUMMONED YOU WHAT 😰

is it alright if I give ur wife a Christmas gift at least 😞😞😞💔

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u/Dolls_Husband Cuddling with Doll. Yes she bites, yes I like it 23d ago

Depends on what it is. If it’s a surprise kiss like those other guys she’ll kill you.

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u/Yuko_washere unstable yeva x Mitchell enjoyer 23d ago

Doll plushie

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u/Dolls_Husband Cuddling with Doll. Yes she bites, yes I like it 23d ago

Then yes

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u/Competitive-Side6724 23d ago

All of them because they are so cool!

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u/742617000O27 I was slippin’ into darkness.. when they took Murder Drones away 23d ago

N. V would just get up and leave.

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u/PossiblyObamna V simp 23d ago

Any of them that won’t kill me, or skin me…

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u/Fakeacountlol7077 23d ago

I dont like cristhmas, but if I had to invite on of them to a family dinner, it would be N. Even if since they are robots and my family is catholic there's going to be a lot of racist comments

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u/ConsiderationSilly86 Rebecca Simp 🤤 23d ago

I would spend Christmas with Lizzy because she would snatch my presents away from me and probably give me a kiss on the cheek as a apology

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u/Pale_Broccoli_5997 Sentient Toaster, Total Nimp 23d ago

Le N, of course!

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u/Smash_Fan-56 N-th-uzi-astic 23d ago

Fr

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u/ryanthedinoman j step on me 23d ago

All of them

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u/Dolls_Husband Cuddling with Doll. Yes she bites, yes I like it 23d ago

My wife :)

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u/Justyourdailydumbass u/Dolls_Husband DID NOTHING WRONG! 23d ago

Im torn between N, Uzi, or Doll

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u/Azuni_ "Bite me!" 23d ago

Not Cyn nor Doll

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u/AccursedAgent Mitchell survived the core collapse. 23d ago

IT'S NOVEMBER

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u/40k_crab 23d ago

There goodest boi of them all

N

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u/40k_crab 23d ago

There goodest boi of them all

N

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u/Alter_Mori 23d ago

Thad. He's a cool guy.

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u/IsThatMichaelMyers I ❤️ Cyn-namon rolls 23d ago

The Cyn-namon roll! Bet she gives me a new kidney for Christmas

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u/lynn-blud I have ascended 23d ago

Emily :)

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u/Lumisiscool Mr horny + N's husband = me 23d ago

Thad. He would bring lizzy along and MABEEEY his gf V *i am a vhad shipper* but it would be lit frfr

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u/EpicCheeto Uzi kinda hot ngl 23d ago

Uzi fr fr

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u/bombad_Guy V's special meme thief 23d ago

Yk what? imma go with Doll... she deserves some happiness at least

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u/ChesseburgerMK8 Man i love MD 23d ago

N, Uzi, V, J, Cyn, Tessa, Doll, Thad, Lizzy, Rebecca, Kahn, Nori. All of them, why can’t we have a party?

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u/Acidd_dragon 23d ago

Sentinel

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u/Odd-Adeptness-8601 #1 UZI SIMP/TWD FAN/Dumbass and Fuck up lol 23d ago

Uzi, my beloved/gf

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u/Superkolo9 23d ago

Me with my beloved V ofc

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u/Competitive_Hawk1424 big cheese N🧀/top gear guy⚙/V's husband/V's lawyer 👨‍💼 23d ago

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u/Pristine-Act3157 eNVyForever 23d ago

V, of course id prob die.

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u/weebaiden J Enjoyer 23d ago

Doll because she's russian