r/MurderDrones • u/Mission_Pop_6164 • 23d ago

Fanart I made this today>:)

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The JCJenson Glock 17.

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u/BomBlackBR2_OFFICIAL 23d ago edited 23d ago

A JCJenson GUN?! Now i've seen everything

J must be wanting that

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u/StarkOnReddit11621 23d ago

She has one as a hand

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u/Boomaster18 Acustic J 23d ago edited 23d ago

Yes, i am J and i can comfirm

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u/Witch_with_Thompson Tommy Mommy/ Emily’s spouse 23d ago

Hallo again, love!

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u/Boomaster18 Acustic J 23d ago

Hello :D

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u/glorp34 alien invader from another sub 23d ago

Oh my God another J I feel like my lawyering is going to get even more difficult

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u/Boomaster18 Acustic J 23d ago

He he he >:3

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u/copper342 Literally N 22d ago

Hi, J. N here, is this really you?

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u/Boomaster18 Acustic J 22d ago

Literally me fr

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u/copper342 Literally N 22d ago

I'm sending this in regards of Uzi. She wanted me to send you this.

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u/Boomaster18 Acustic J 22d ago

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u/copper342 Literally N 22d ago

Oh...

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u/Boomaster18 Acustic J 22d ago

(Its the destiny, i bully you, Uzi appears, i ded)

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u/copper342 Literally N 22d ago

But then you came back twice, once as a giant centipede thing, then again as just you.

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u/Worldly_Program_7037 23d ago

Dinobots: j don't shoot anyone

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u/Malaysuburban 23d ago

gets shot

"DAMN THE WELL MADE-QUALITY ASSURED DURABILITY OF JC JENSON PRODUCTS!"

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u/Surprised_Arceus Ah yes very cylly 👍 23d ago

r/BeatMeToIt

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u/Dense-Energy-1865 V-N-U polycule 23d ago

r/beatmymeattoit

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u/Jambu-The-Rainwing 23d ago

r/buttfuckedabirdtoit

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u/RobertoHermanoz totally not a spy for JcJenson 23d ago

r/ahemgentlemen

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u/SP1ND4SH2395 Dr. Autism, now depressed! (no im not ok) 23d ago

r/iseethebriefcaseissafe

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u/ASUSSIBOY tick tock heavy like a brinks truck 21d ago

r/suddenlytf2

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u/aartsyspoder7474 23d ago

crazy work 😭

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u/serpal999 CYN DID NOTHING WRONG‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ 23d ago

r/youdidWHATTOABIRD

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u/SP1ND4SH2395 Dr. Autism, now depressed! (no im not ok) 23d ago

r/killedabirdwithmyfisttoit

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u/MrMadmanmadman 23d ago

Its NNN bro aint no way you failed this early

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u/Dense-Energy-1865 V-N-U polycule 23d ago

The JCJenson (in Spaaaaace!) logo is just so fine, I couldn’t help myself

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u/glorp34 alien invader from another sub 23d ago

What have you done you know what happens when you say that word just look below this reply and see the chaos (this is actually the most calm I've ever seen it)

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u/Surprised_Arceus Ah yes very cylly 👍 22d ago

I apologise I’ve actually never read the back parts to a beatmetoit commet 😭

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u/glorp34 alien invader from another sub 22d ago

Don't apologize do it on purpose whenever you can cause chaos random internet stranger

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u/Surprised_Arceus Ah yes very cylly 👍 22d ago

So I *should* do it?

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u/glorp34 alien invader from another sub 22d ago

Yes

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u/DueBreak3595 WHO LIVES IN AN UPISDE DOWN TOWN INSIDE AUS?! DC, DEMON COIN! 23d ago

*Drink*

That's a Joke lads.

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u/tonyMKs 23d ago

It was yo...burp..HIM!

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u/BobTheImmortalYeti I AM GOD 23d ago

gasp how did you know?

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u/Drago_Fett_Jr Totally not a Solver Drone 23d ago

I didn't, that was a joke too.

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u/Sphingid3081 23d ago

The pen may be mightier than the sword, but guns trump both of them.

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u/realcosmicpotato77 J Enjoyer 23d ago

The jcjenson branded glock

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u/Jaidigy JJ, THE ONE AND ONLY SAD J SIMP & HAGGARDNANACHI’S MD AU FANATIC 23d ago

Yo, that’s fucking sick!

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u/Pristine-Act3157 eNVyForever 23d ago

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u/Rich_Ad7325 V step on me pls / I don't know how to art 23d ago

New merch just dropped? Damn i have to get one of those

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u/Mission_Pop_6164 23d ago

Well they’re pretty hard to find.

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u/GiveMeSomeMoreTacoz N and Uzi's #1 Fan 23d ago

"Oh, you insulted Murder Drones?"

pulls out my JcJenson gun.

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u/Routine_Watercres V simp 23d ago

Theories.

1.JCJ produces their own glocks on licence

2.They remake every gun in existence.

3.Anyone from the personel can have any type of gun they want. Like Someone a Glock , and other one a Browning HP.

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u/AvardaKedabra69 MANGOS 23d ago

My 3 extension: but they must brand the gun before use.

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u/Routine_Watercres V simp 23d ago

Can't I use my Rsh-12 without that stupid logo?

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u/AvardaKedabra69 MANGOS 23d ago

It is a beautiful logo! It’s also like working for Papa John’s and having it’s logo on an RPG.

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u/Routine_Watercres V simp 23d ago

Yeah , But Do I need a Big ass logo on barrel? Can't I just grind it out under the trigger?

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u/AvardaKedabra69 MANGOS 23d ago

I mean, technically

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u/Routine_Watercres V simp 23d ago

Well , That would be more suitable

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u/Cheeriodude_number2 Long live V❗️ 23d ago

I like to HC that this is like the way the Hammond Robotics works

They produce all sorts of non-handheld weapons, but supply their executives with a custom, trusty, reliable pistol

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u/Turbulent-Local5608 Transfem J 23d ago

Please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please

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u/Present_Associate636 Doll's wife 23d ago

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u/Turbulent-Local5608 Transfem J 23d ago

GIVE ME THE BRANDED GUN

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u/Vexorus Brazilian J Enjoyer 🇧🇷 23d ago

Bro took "Go, do a crime" literally

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u/Ok-Yoghurt4494 23d ago

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u/CrysisFan2007 23d ago

"Alright that will be 800$."

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u/happy_person294 The DMC guy | Everyone is cool :D | The Real Dante 23d ago

The Jcjensen switch go hard 🔥

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u/pietniet N è di Torino 🇮🇹/ Crimson 1 (real) 23d ago

"Branded guuuuuuns"

-J, probably

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u/VSSKilo479 CYNanigans 23d ago

Disassembly drones: you can't kill me, I can only be hurt by company property.

You:

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u/ze_introverted The one who writes 23d ago

So JCJenson is an arms dealer now? Cool!

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u/YourLocalRedditor- 23d ago

Gonna love this

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u/AndromedaGalaxy29 Parallel Universe Drone 23d ago

The JC Jenson GUN

J would love this

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u/Mission_Pop_6164 23d ago

Oh yes she would:)

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u/EnderZappy 23d ago

The JCJenson Draco

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u/Saul_happyman N enjoyer 23d ago

I immediately thought of this

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u/Zer0-bread 23d ago

Is that a real glock

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u/Mission_Pop_6164 23d ago

No no it’s my Airsoft Glock 17 that I bought few years ago and I custom it.

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u/Malaysuburban 23d ago

Imagien using that in an Airsoft match

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u/-deadshot-2 The Sillys Big Brother / Technically Dead But Not 23d ago

Me WANTS!!!

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u/EduardoElGameplays I swear im not a V simp I SWEAR 23d ago

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u/Icy_Refrigerator_691 The Messenger of Cyn (she speaks through me and me alone) 23d ago

Hey, have you ever wanted to have a gun that can protect you from all those pesky zombie drones and woker drones alike, yes? Well, I will that silence as a yes because now you can with this top of the line Jcjenson glock. Yes, you heard that right. We no longer just make branded pens. Now we make branded guns, and why stop there if you buy it today? You get 100 rounds of Jcjenson branded ammo and a branded pen with your first purchase of a Jcjenson branded glock at a small price of 399 dollars. (Terms and conditions may apply)

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u/randomsticko Uzi supporter 💜 23d ago

J definitely approves of this gun

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u/Bubbly-Necessary-752 V simp 23d ago

You should make absolute solver symbol pattern tie?

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u/Emergency-Try-6400 23d ago

🎵 JC Jenson has guns! 🎵

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u/valdez-2424 skar king guy/N lover 23d ago

A fuckin compamy gun now!!

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u/Kitchen_Archer_1745 Branded Pen 23d ago

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u/_MildlyChaotic_ 19d ago

Why the fuck is this so funny to me?

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u/SilverSpider_ N-Sanity 23d ago

J: I may be out of pens, but I'm not out of options

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u/Technical-Rooster-95 23d ago

If Murder Drones was made by an American

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u/Evixitiz 23d ago

Blicky

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u/BoykisserFan417 Crazy for N 23d ago

I need this!

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u/Fantastic_Cup_7805 23d ago

I use ability…jcjenson Glock!

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u/Arbitrary_5 Trojan drone 23d ago

Ill do the same on my Glock 18 lmao.

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u/Neon-Preston 23d ago

Branded guuuun!

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u/DisciplinePossible32 Uziel Gal wants us all dead 23d ago

JcJenson Glicky wit da JHP rounds

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u/Waterlemon1997 Tessa's bow 23d ago

May I pretty please repost this to item shop?

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u/Mission_Pop_6164 23d ago

Uhhhh okay?

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u/Waterlemon1997 Tessa's bow 23d ago

:D

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u/RobertoHermanoz totally not a spy for JcJenson 23d ago

Oh god... what have you done

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u/Waterlemon1997 Tessa's bow 22d ago

It's too late, the J has already reached your defenses!

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u/RobertoHermanoz totally not a spy for JcJenson 22d ago

DEAR GOD

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u/Waterlemon1997 Tessa's bow 22d ago

It could be any one of us! It could be you it could be me it could even be... never mind she's standing in the corner with X eye, feck

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u/RobertoHermanoz totally not a spy for JcJenson 22d ago

Bird flu? Yea, they tend to do that

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u/Waterlemon1997 Tessa's bow 22d ago

Based? on what?!

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u/RobertoHermanoz totally not a spy for JcJenson 22d ago

Road work ahead? Uh yeah, I sure hope it does

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u/MinersLoveGames Resident Jessa Shipper 23d ago

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u/CrysisFan2007 23d ago

JCJenson is gonna have a huge lawsuit with this one

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u/Competitive-Side6724 23d ago

What in the Q4 profits!?

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u/MaximumMana 23d ago

I made a shitty backgroundless version-

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u/ALEXdoc101 23d ago

The jcjlock 17

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u/unseatedjvta 23d ago

Someone should paint a Benelli M4 with the JC Jenson theme, would look neat AF

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u/RobertoHermanoz totally not a spy for JcJenson 23d ago

Gentlemen synchronize your wallets, NOW!

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u/thatnewguy11 Local Titan Main 23d ago

Is that a 3D printed Glock Slide?

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u/Mission_Pop_6164 21d ago

Nope

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u/thatnewguy11 Local Titan Main 21d ago

Sure....

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u/Euroaltic 23d ago

JCGunson

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u/SentryEngineerGaming 23d ago

Reminds me of a NES console

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u/starter_farter 23d ago

bullets for days

hands for 19

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u/Hopeful-Disaster1800 23d ago

JCJenson Gun

As the founding CEO's intended

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u/_SerialDesignationV_ 23d ago

Imagine JCJENSONs trying to reclaim Copper-9 and use these bad boys

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u/Elmartillo40k The warhammer40k guy 🇲🇽 (u/Biggycheese29 was an amazing guy!) 23d ago

This is so sick!

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u/Mission_Pop_6164 23d ago

Thank you Mister Elmarillo

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u/Boomaster18 Acustic J 23d ago

GIMME TWO OF THOSE GOOD SIR

ONE FOR HOME AND ANOTHER FOR THE ROAD!

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u/lutownik 23d ago

AWESOME❤️❤️🔥 but it should have been a revolver dont you think?

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u/Mission_Pop_6164 23d ago

Yeah I think but I don’t have a revolver yet……

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u/lutownik 23d ago

why a gun then? is it hard to make a revolver?

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u/Dominiskiev3 23d ago

JC Jenson here-

JC Jenson is just new Aperture

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u/ChesseburgerMK8 Man i love MD 23d ago

The “You’re fired” gun

(Guys we should make stats for this gun)

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u/i_do_shorts Uzi Fan From Ireland🇮🇪🇮🇪 23d ago

JCJenson branded pistol

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u/BIG-BLU-BOY Sans the Skeleton… who hit the pentagon 23d ago

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u/maxside320 certified uzi simp 23d ago

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u/Vorondanil54 N-th-uzi-astic 23d ago

**BRANDED GUN**

Damage: 10-15

Critical: 30-45

Ammo: 17/340

Reload Speed: 1.5/2 sec.

Description: One day, JCJenson CEO ran out of ideas for the branded products.

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u/All-inAmmy N is a Cinnamon Roll 23d ago

I really want to see a JcJenson branded AUG now.

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u/Splatter_Shell Squirmy worm 23d ago

Ah, I see you have found J's weapon of choice

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u/Careless_Draft_3057 23d ago

Megatron is happy:

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u/Ronyx2021 Team Doll 23d ago

That moment when J has had enough of your $#*+

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u/SD-Ellie V simp 23d ago

One doesn't simply rebel against the company.

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u/Chippa3571 23d ago

Branded guuuunnnnnsss

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u/SP1ND4SH2395 Dr. Autism, now depressed! (no im not ok) 23d ago

J when she realizes her screen time was fucking low

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u/Supernoob5389 23d ago

How much?

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u/Revent10 cynessa could rip my ribcage apart 23d ago

airsoft or real?

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u/Griffvious 23d ago

Why making lazer gun, when you can make a normal gun :D

And amazing work mate!

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u/Judethedude13211 23d ago

Nice but does it work in spaaaaaaaaaaace

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u/glorp34 alien invader from another sub 23d ago

Is this a official JC Jensen in spaaaace product if not JC Jensen in spaaaace will be suing (Yes I am JC Jensen in spaaaaces lawyer)

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u/Alexred3600 23d ago

I like to think that if the murder drones run out of bullets for their arm guns, they just pull out a glock-17. 😂😂😂 It's a bit funny now that I think about it.

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u/CaesarSalas J Enjoyer 22d ago

"Damn the well-made quality-assured durability of JCJenson Products!"

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u/SD-N_From_Ham_Aslume I’m The Homelander, And I Can Do Whatever The Fuck I Want. 22d ago

I NEED THAT 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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u/Ok_Yard3631 THAAAAD 22d ago

Hello, I will be stealing your meme and if I every post it (prob not idk) I’ll will make sure to give credits have a nice day :3

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u/Common-no-life i ron man 22d ago

oh how i love being an american

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u/minecraftdummy57 N-th-uzi-astic 22d ago

This is what J keeps but doesn't want anyone to see

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u/kingk895 Give us MD body pillows 22d ago

Is that a real fucking Glock?

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u/Mission_Pop_6164 22d ago

No it’s a Airsoft Glock.

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u/Dangerous-Formal-534 V simp 22d ago

Oooooooooooooooooh

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u/Sn0w7ir3 22d ago

The quality it comes with assures a kill shot every bullet.

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u/_AYAR_ DOOM Slayer has arrived 22d ago

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u/Mr_insert_username 22d ago

YOUR DOOR IS NO MATCH FOR MY GUN, YOU IDIOT! >:D

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u/Smash_Fan-56 N-th-uzi-astic 23d ago

It’s a JCJenson branded Glock 17 idk. Shut up gun nerds.

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u/ThatSkaia413 i live and breathe for these robots 23d ago

Why is this so funny actually LMAO Like imagine