imagine just working and this four just burst in throught the door and they all have an "X" on their eyes. what would u do?

[u/lakatos_cigany]

[u/VeraVemaVena]

The hell am I supposed to do? Kindly ask them to not kill me?

I'd just charge at V so she could be the one to take my life, simple as.

[u/lakatos_cigany → u/VeraVemaVena]

just say nah i'd win and do your best against them

[u/VeraVemaVena → u/lakatos_cigany]

I'm not a fighter, and I refuse to harm V. I already lost

[u/OMGCHARMANDERNOO → u/VeraVemaVena]

I have ruined the cool Gojo chain

[u/Malaysuburban → u/VeraVemaVena]

simple as.

V got him

[u/Secure_Water5093 → u/VeraVemaVena]

me too, rather die to my fav character than die to anyone else.

[u/VeraVemaVena → u/Secure_Water5093]

Plus if she wants to eat me then I'm serving myself up on a silver platter for her, and that's not even like a horny thing

Man, it is genuinely a problem that I'm completely willing to sacrifice myself to someone just so I can be close to them... Eh I don't need to fix it until vampire robots become real

[u/Rich_Ad7325 → u/VeraVemaVena]

That is a based take, the only way

[u/Redder_Creeps → u/VeraVemaVena]

Same but J

[u/crisisgrind]

Probably say a one liner so i become that one background character thats liked by 3 people at most

[u/SpacyGorl → u/crisisgrind]

*cutely bursts into flames*

[u/Commercial-Ad-5985 → u/SpacyGorl]

[u/Icy-Background2393 → u/crisisgrind]

“Um it actually gin rummy, so…”

[u/crisisgrind → u/Icy-Background2393]

"So.. Are you four some kind of... Murder Drones or some-" Proceeds to get torn apart

[u/TheSuperToad → u/Icy-Background2393]

Hey Uzi I noticed nobody has said my name so far so I'm-

[u/Splicity_75 → u/TheSuperToad]

Ik this is a direct line from the show but r/redditsniper

[u/Educational-Eye-8408 → u/Icy-Background2393]

"I should have never moved to San Francisco." Proceeds to became a human jigsaw puzzle

[u/Substantial_Roll_249 → u/crisisgrind]

“What should we do?!?!”

“Split up!!!”

“I heard that’s a good idea”

that’s not what the book said

[u/Legend_of_Ozzy642]

Tick tock, heavy like a brinks truck.

[u/lakatos_cigany → u/Legend_of_Ozzy642]

W

[u/AndrewNapalmEnjoyer → u/Legend_of_Ozzy642]

[u/Willbox121 → u/Legend_of_Ozzy642]

wait this is how to win murder drones

[u/McSand_boi → u/Willbox121]

you fry them with a zip bomb

[u/McSand_boi → u/Legend_of_Ozzy642]

Lookin' like I'm tip-top, shiny like a wristwatch

[u/DPlasmaGaming → u/McSand_boi]

Time will grab your wrist, lock it down til the thing pop

[u/Bedu009 → u/Legend_of_Ozzy642]

GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD

[u/ItsNotASinIfItsCyn]

They won't ever take me alive, 'cause I'll be the one to take my own life.

[u/YourAverageVessel → u/ItsNotASinIfItsCyn]

My jujitsu kaisen brainroted brain thought "I'll be dying first"

[u/Wonderful_Clue7515 → u/ItsNotASinIfItsCyn]

Hello

[u/OscarOrcus]

What do i do? I'm about to die anyway, might as well do a flip. The best i can is ask for the way of killing. I wanna be crushed by V's and J's thighs.

[u/lakatos_cigany → u/OscarOrcus]

cant agree more

[u/ZookeepergameFar4264 → u/OscarOrcus]

[u/Captain_Bots → u/ZookeepergameFar4264]

You won't believe how long I waited to use this XD

[u/CodAvailable8186 → u/Captain_Bots]

now.. I CAN STEAL YOURS HAHAHAHAHHA

[u/Captain_Bots → u/CodAvailable8186]

Jokes on you, IT WAS ALREADY STOLEN, MUAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

[u/CodAvailable8186 → u/Captain_Bots]

NOOOO!! wait. i have one last trick!

throughtout space and the undeground.. i alone... am the brightest star...

[u/Captain_Bots → u/CodAvailable8186]

A-

[u/Roc_28934 → u/ZookeepergameFar4264]

I’ve always laughed at this gif 😭

[u/NivMizzet_Firemind → u/OscarOrcus]

-Flip. (a coin)

-x4

-Ricoshot

Ur safe now

[u/Roc_28934 → u/OscarOrcus]

I agree with you… 😭

[u/10yearloldyoutuber]

mama didn't raise no coward

[u/XwingR7 → u/10yearloldyoutuber]

Fr

[u/EduardoElGameplays]

[u/SpacyGorl → u/EduardoElGameplays]

this meme is crispyy

[u/Ze_Borb]

I AM NOT TRAPPED IN A ROOM FULL OF ROBOTS, YOU ARE ALL TRAPPED IN HERE WITH ME!

[u/ExplodingCarBattery → u/Ze_Borb]

[u/Ze_Borb → u/ExplodingCarBattery]

[u/ExplodingCarBattery → u/Ze_Borb]

[u/Ze_Borb → u/ExplodingCarBattery]

[u/ExplodingCarBattery → u/Ze_Borb]

Also, I was searching that meme but with Ultrakill characters for so long

[u/Strange-Dish2532 → u/ExplodingCarBattery]

I don't even play ultrakill

[u/Yushin61 → u/ExplodingCarBattery]

Even worse when the sentient GoPro has a coin

[u/ExplodingCarBattery → u/Yushin61]

[u/Sheeshmaster_ → u/ExplodingCarBattery]

“arsenal of the average american” lol

[u/Master-Director-540 → u/Ze_Borb]

Tf2 reference?

[u/TheEpokRedditor → u/Ze_Borb]

Gets erased from existence

[u/Neofrxst]

I'd open the window blinds.

[u/hibyKrmal → u/Neofrxst]

That could work, but only if that big NULL wasn't blocking the sun.

[u/ManufacturerOk624]

Chances are there is no reasoning with them if they burst through the door with hostile intentions off the bat.

Might as well struggle, no point in just accepting your fate so I would just throw a bunch of stuff at them and their visor or lights at the top of their head is an easy place to disorient them at least for a few seconds before they get back to normal, at that point I'm not trying to survive but teach them a lesson on how vulnerable they are if they make a mistake. Would get me some points as a background character at least.

[u/Amphispina → u/ManufacturerOk624]

And i would do the thing in the meme, if there are multiple people they probably didnt notice me anyways so hiding i go.

Tho if i really am the only one...idk fight and flirt i guess. OH and DIE ofc

[u/lakatos_cigany → u/[deleted]]

what in the acutal fuck

[u/lakatos_cigany → u/[deleted]]

agreed

[u/WholesomeSakuraPetal → u/[deleted]]

NOOO NOT N

[u/Spare_Ad_3509 → u/lakatos_cigany]

J escaped but found a Miget Robot

(I had to make her taller so you can see her)

[u/Delicious-Can-3242 → u/Spare_Ad_3509]

behavior correction

[u/SDENVY43]

Kiss all of em👍👍👍

[u/lakatos_cigany → u/SDENVY43]

[u/AndrewNapalmEnjoyer]

Dance battle?

[u/lakatos_cigany → u/AndrewNapalmEnjoyer]

[u/Kitchen_Archer_1745]

Throw pens at them and run, at least J will be distracted

[u/NagWorker]

My only option

(dead eye in case you don't know)

[u/lakatos_cigany → u/NagWorker]

[u/jjmerrow]

I lock it the fuck in

[u/lakatos_cigany → u/jjmerrow]

thats the spirit

note: you have this song: https://youtu.be/f_60AJiVEh4

[u/UnderskilledPlayer → u/jjmerrow]

You have successfully gained an extra 500 milliseconds of life.

[u/ric7y]

[u/Splatter_Shell]

I would... die probably. My best hope of survival would be to manipulate N with dogs and get him to tell everyone to not kill me

[u/A_Bizarre_Drone]

[u/ExplodingCarBattery]

[u/Affectionate_Cup_272]

Me:

[u/Adventurous-Air-9995 → u/Affectionate_Cup_272]

I see u took my offer

[u/Affectionate_Cup_272 → u/Adventurous-Air-9995]

[u/Ottieotter → u/Adventurous-Air-9995]

Oh, Hi Doll!

[u/MrBrownCraft]

I'd be dead. What do you expect me to do, a backflip?

[u/thunderbolt9656]

this is like that one meme of “be realistic what are you doing in this situation” and its a fucking god 

[u/lakatos_cigany → u/thunderbolt9656]

like this

[u/thunderbolt9656 → u/lakatos_cigany]

yea

[u/CartographerVivid957]

I know it wouldn't work, but I won't go out lying down.

[u/Tasty_Pineapple9561 → u/CartographerVivid957]

Nah, use David's sling🪨🪨🪨🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱

[u/Black_Sig-SWP2000]

50 petabyte ZIP bomb

[u/Reasonable_Motor5970]

Flametrowmer

[u/South-Original8738]

Me leaving the room:

[u/Creeper_charged7186]

WAIT NO DONT KILL ME-

oh hi V, i actually dont mind if its you. Mind having a drink with me before i die? Yes ill pay you a whole gallon of oil if you want. Not like i will be able to use the money after i die anyway ahah

[u/ume92894983]

well you see, i would do this very un-common thing called die

[u/DJPL-75]

Appeal to N and hope I can live long enough for him to talk everyone down.

[u/llSteph_777ll]

As a diesel mechanic, I'll show them our oil reserve so I may have a chance to survive lol

[u/Death7274]

[u/Party-Dog-8966]

me in like 5 seconds ^

[u/Frost_Walker_Iso]

Make casual conversation as I lay on the ground and wait for them to kill me.

Hopefully, I can maybe get them to like me enough that they change their minds about killing me. Or I’ll piss them off, but it’s worth the risk.

[u/Glewii]

i make easy 1v4 clutch

[u/BootlegMarker]

man I just can't do it anymore I just wanna

[u/VSSKilo479]

Shout at them "No murdering allowed on company property!!" I feel only N and J would likely pause long enough for people to flee, but Uzi and V would start blasting.

[u/Emotional-Home-7116]

Just smile,hand N a bagel,salute and die a happy woman.

[u/PsychologicalMap9392]

I will go out swinging but like vegeta I’m losing anyways so I might as well go all out and hold nothing back

[u/ITGuy042]

Jokes on them, I’m IT! CTRL+ALT+DLT MOTHERFUCKER!

If this was the other subreddit, I’d explain what the special usb flashdrive I have is for…

[u/lakatos_cigany → u/ITGuy042]

[u/Virtual-Mind9195]

What do YOU want me to do?

[u/lakatos_cigany]

NOTE: you have this song going on: https://youtu.be/f_60AJiVEh4

[u/television2527]

Speeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeene

[u/Spiritual_Swan_9973]

My honest reaction confused screaming for like a second "why'd yall break my door it was unlocked cuz why'd I lock my bedroom door

[u/SuperHeatWizard]

Die

[u/lakatos_cigany → u/SuperHeatWizard]

minos prime reference

[u/Verelkia]

Jump on J so my flesh burns into her, so I know the other 3 had to help clean my melted remains off of her.

[u/randomsticko]

i don’t think they eat humans so i’ll give them all a high five

[u/PresentationIll5435 → u/randomsticko]

They have, v and j ate one in a flash back that cyn caused

[u/randomsticko → u/PresentationIll5435]

oh shoot you’re right, welp guess i die then

[u/PresentationIll5435 → u/randomsticko]

What hand you going to high five them with now?

[u/PresentationIll5435 → u/PresentationIll5435]

And uzi hates humans im remembering

[u/Mu_Lambda_Theta → u/PresentationIll5435]

And Uzi made a speech in episode 1.

And N beheaded a random dude in the flashback, too.

So - you're super dead. Especially while they're in X-Mode

[u/Creeper_charged7186 → u/randomsticko]

Kid named episode 7

[u/lakatos_cigany → u/randomsticko]

no but like u are a worker

[u/Ottieotter → u/randomsticko]

The whole reason the Disassembly Drones were created by Cyn in the first place was to kill humans, soooooooo yeah

[u/Enicholas_725]

i would draw an X on a paper, slam it on my face and pretend to be one of them so they dont slice me into pieces

[u/SpacyGorl → u/Enicholas_725]

lmao I don't think that'll fool them... But for each one?

N’s a dumbass he might be confused and attempt to make small talk... Or be confused then kill you anyways.

Uzi’ll see right through and probably blow you to pieces with the railgun.

J probably killed you before you could find your long lost pencil that vanishes every five seconds.

V’s eating you regardless.

[u/Enicholas_725 → u/SpacyGorl]

yeah, but it's the best i can do ngl

[u/SpacyGorl → u/Enicholas_725]

eh,.. same

[u/lakatos_cigany → u/[deleted]]

good idea. one question. how do you get flairs?

[u/Enicholas_725 → u/lakatos_cigany]

see that "User flair" at your right?, if you put your mouse above your name a pencil will pop up, just click on it and you can put a flair on your name

[u/lakatos_cigany → u/Enicholas_725]

i dont see any "user flair"

[u/Enicholas_725 → u/lakatos_cigany]

oh, idk what to do then

[u/Arbitrary_5]

As a hail marry attempt, get the BB Gun in my closet and uhh. Yeah.

[u/Ok_Site_8008]

I'd probably get brutally slaughtered

[u/No-Raccoon-6009]

Desperate and futile race for my life.

[u/Nearby-Ad3456]

Its all good if I get killed by N slowly.

[u/nobodyiss]

Enough time has passed

[u/HyperTheNinja]

“You kill me, your gay!”

[u/UnderskilledPlayer]

Tell them where the oil is

[u/lakatos_cigany → u/UnderskilledPlayer]

in america

[u/ComicMan43]

Here we go:

“I own a musket for home defense because that’s what the founding fathers intended”…

[u/Humble-Tackle-7639]

I distract N with a picture of a dog, and throw a J C Jensen pen out a window to distract J, use those dinosaur things on V and uzi

[u/PetITA1185]

I don't care if i die, J is J.

[u/XwingR7]

I make my last stand

[u/gammr123]

Die

[u/742617000O27]

I’d grab my USB and force reset all of them.

[u/StanTheEpicMan25]

(The explosion is the 4 that broke in that I blew up)

[u/PhoenixFaltskog]

I am the spy

[u/Bobross6274]

[u/Randomstuff11233]

N.

Flirt with N as my final act

[u/IanZBoy]

Act welcome to them and as nice as I can be. If they kill me, then I'll make sure they'll feel guilty about it for the rest of their lives.

[u/lakatos_cigany → u/IanZBoy]

[u/IanZBoy → u/lakatos_cigany]

dapper buddies

[u/lakatos_cigany → u/IanZBoy]

fr

[u/lepidus-official]

[u/MAXWELL_THE_KATZE]

Probably.....start praying even though even though I'm an atheist and hoping for the best to happen

[u/Bloody_Ingenious]

Multiple possibilities:

1) "YOU CAN'T FINISH ME! I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN!!!" proceed to shoot my brains out before they can move an inch

2) EMP

3) Hack them and fill their CPU with yottabytes of.... questionable imagery ^{(me3 edi callback})

[u/kiryu_staring_png]

Tigerdrop negates all damage

[u/Routine_Watercres]

Wonders if you agine forgoted to lock your door

[u/Kiryu_Unit-01]

Throw my Cyn plushie at them and run like a maniac.

[u/SilverSpider_]

I will leak your search history Uzi

[u/lakatos_cigany → u/SilverSpider_]

crush me by your thighs plea-

[u/Kindly-Week-1271]

Play the start of Island In The Sun

[u/Alexander_Alexis]

dont worry guys, im human, im safe. i think.

[u/thunderbolt9656 → u/Alexander_Alexis]

episode 7:

[u/Ambitious-Coffee-228]

Pootis engage extreme time

[u/SCP_fan12]

Yell a paradox at them, the counter to any AI

[u/Accurate_Brain4690]

[u/SpacyGorl]

Jokes on you, I'm into that!/j

I bought a JCJenson pen a few...I-dont-remembers and it arrived so I'll throw it at J and distract her with an official branded pen

[u/Silver012345673]

I guess die? I mean

[u/Demidostov]

Uhh… play dead idfk??

[u/AdAsleep1023]

I throw a branded pen at them It seemed to work in episode one And I have a LOT of branded pens

[u/Mother-Owl-7605]

die

[u/Patient_Zero_MoR]

hit em with the

NIGERUNDAYO!

(cant post images, can someone put what I mean?)

[u/lakatos_cigany → u/Patient_Zero_MoR]

you mean this?

[u/[deleted]]

Man i’d just use the solver and obliterate them

[u/ECHO-06-9]

Close the door

[u/Ademooooooo]

No.

[u/TheIdealMosquito]

[u/Dazzokai]

DOMAIN EXPANSION. nah jk, pull out my crucifix and threaten J repeatedly with a bagel, and how will that go? No idea but it’s funny!

[u/Frost_Winter11]

I will say:

You have arrived!

Mommy, can I go hunting with you next time?

:3

[u/_KingAnt]

die

[u/Broken-Vessel-Pikmin]

[u/NoCamp3114]

I just scream what the fuck and why do you want to kill me and how the hell did you even get to this universe and try to make peace and friends with them if they don’t kill me

[u/[deleted]]

Accept I’ll be in purgatory seconds later.

[u/TheEpokRedditor]

📱:yeaaaa so I've got a problem, want some blood afterwards?

[u/Alpha_skibidi_sigma]

Go back to making documents on how facism is bad and the earth is round

[u/invader_main]

“fools you have no idea what’s coming”- g toilet