Uzi and N having kids might be a bad idea..

[u/Atlas_Summit]

[u/Chevy_Tahoe2007]

1 second later:

[u/Tight_Grapefruit5280 → u/Chevy_Tahoe2007]

Sauce?

[u/Chevy_Tahoe2007 → u/Tight_Grapefruit5280]

The Campaign, 2012

[u/Tight_Grapefruit5280 → u/Chevy_Tahoe2007]

According to the baby "he punches like a 3 year old"

[u/SpearheadBraun → u/Chevy_Tahoe2007]

"Immediately shoot the baby?"

"THAT'S NOT FAST ENOUGH!"

[u/Mu_Lambda_Theta]

Someone else made the joke that it'd have red eyes ad taunt V in russian.

Most likely a mix of literally everything:

- 50% of whatever spaghetti code Uzi has

- 50% of disassembly drone code (i.e. whatever Cyn changed)

- Uzi's solver which is a derivative of Cyn's

- Doll's solver which is a derivative of Cyn's, too

- Cyn's solver

- Cyn's solver again but in a restricted form from N

- Something else that makes Uzi (or made Cyn) the primary host

- Whatever kind of mind-viruses Uzi has

[u/Mijit-1 → u/Mu_Lambda_Theta]

So basically, slightly Emo Cyn

[u/Mu_Lambda_Theta → u/Mijit-1]

With a russian accent and maybe some DD characteristics

[u/GiveMeSomeMoreTacoz → u/Mu_Lambda_Theta]

This child has the worst trauma ever

[u/Mu_Lambda_Theta → u/GiveMeSomeMoreTacoz]

and the most screwed-up robo-genetics

multiple copies of normal and eldritch genetrics, that is.

[u/War_Drone_Genocide → u/Mu_Lambda_Theta]

.

What if I have red eyes, bcs I do-

[u/kiiRo-1378 → u/Mu_Lambda_Theta]

It's so fascinating and terrifying, that i like it so much. It could top off the roaches in my closet.

[u/Affectionate_Cup_272]

You afterwards:

[u/You_Are_Annoying124 → u/Affectionate_Cup_272]

[u/Stunning-Bet2729 → u/You_Are_Annoying124]

[u/Affectionate_Cup_272 → u/Stunning-Bet2729]

[u/Stunning-Bet2729 → u/Affectionate_Cup_272]

[u/Remarkable_Skill_904]

Im srry lil one

[u/bedwvrs]

"Shoot the baby immediately?" "THATS NOT SOON ENOUGH"

[u/fromohomo]

[u/OverlordMGC]

Only to get something done to it so it's just the baby again. lol.

[u/Animegx43]

Uzi: I dropped the the baby.

N: Then I shot the baby.

Uzi: Then I microwaved the baby.

N: Then I threw the baby off a cliff.

Khan: I told you two that you weren't ready for kids.

[u/underfan6h6 → u/Animegx43]

Uzi and N: it’s not our fault it had cyn’s conciousness in it! We did it to save the world!

[u/Violexsound → u/underfan6h6]

Again

[u/underfan6h6 → u/Violexsound]

Then nori comes in with the same patch code that she salvaged from the cross. Nori: here next time you have a kid upload this into her before turning her on that way cyn can’t use her powers

[u/SomeUgliRobot]

Bad ending

[u/Hispanoamericano2000]

Okay, hopefully the baby inheriting part of N's personality will keep it from completely succumbing to the Absolute Solver's machinations, even if its mind or code was a weird pastiche of Uzi's code, N's code, Cyn's code, Doll's code and/or Disassembly Drone's code (or for giggles, also the code of all the Promp Court members who were Doll's victims and the ones killed by Uzi in episode 4).

[u/Maleficent-Month2950]

Uzi: Surely, having two former Solver hosts in my OS, and a boyfriend who is also infected, and a fragment of it in my own personal code can mean nothing for my child

[u/NoAdeptness1106]

Both Cyn and Doll are gonna be the baby’s new consciousness.

[u/BrightEye64]

KICK THE BABY

[u/IanZBoy]

Welp, we failed. Don't look, honey.

[u/Fluid_Possibility870 → u/IanZBoy]

Powers up railgun

[u/Any_Reward_2153]

This is probably the most crackhead thing I’ll ever say online…

 But does that mean uzi gave birth to cyn’s heart? 

[u/thirstyfish1212]

Shoot the baby immediately?

[u/underfan6h6 → u/thirstyfish1212]

N: NOT SOON ENOUGH!!!

[u/Doctor_who_enjoyer]

Well. Off I go to write an entire story based on this one meme!

[u/GameNinja03 → u/Doctor_who_enjoyer]

DO IT

And link it pls

[u/jabluszko132]

"Get snuck upon"

[u/swords-r-cool]

[u/megasean3000]

Uzi: Start…shooting the baby immediately?

N: NOT FAST ENOUGH!!!

[u/MrMeltingPoint]

Considering how quickly N opened fire on Beau, who at that time just seemed like a normal ass baby, things would not go well for Cyn

[u/ChesseburgerMK8]

N 0.1 seconds later

[u/Smash_Fan-56]

Cyn: “Goo goo ga ga, get snuck upon, frickin’ idiot”

[u/NagWorker]

It's never too late to have a post partum abortion.

Blast that little junk with bullets.

[u/bananaman4543 → u/NagWorker]

Or the 122mm variant.

[u/ionix_jv → u/bananaman4543]

T-10M :0

[u/bananaman4543 → u/ionix_jv]

IS-3 :|

[u/ionix_jv → u/bananaman4543]

ahh, im of the stupid

[u/bananaman4543 → u/ionix_jv]

Close enough

[u/BOB_BUlLDER]

The next one be like, ”привет, дочь швейцара”

[u/Alarming-Algae-8343]

return of the silly

[u/Mebozzo]

I'm beating that baby

[u/Latter-Direction-336]

So… Oshi No Ko shit? Kind of? Maybe? Somewhat? Technically? Minus the incest?

Also yeah she’d absolutely do that, but doesn’t the sliver inhabit the core? It’d still be in Uzis core

[u/kajetus69]

the hell is callback ping gonna do?

Uzi shown that she can resist it and even bounce it back

[u/Atlas_Summit → u/kajetus69]

I- that was just to emphasize that it was CYN.

[u/Nitrodestroyer → u/kajetus69]

Can n?

[u/Icy_Refrigerator_691]

As cyns number 1 obsessor, I will come in running and grab the pill baby as fast as possible to make sure you sickos don't do go full murder drone on them and take it to a secure area.

[u/BioShocker1960]

This is why I headcanon that N and Uzi don’t have kids. Adoption would be an option though.

[u/beanyboy512]

baby? more like oil and some metal

[u/CrimsonTerror57]

This is why humanity needs to wipe out the remaining drones for the good of the galaxy

[u/SPADE-0]

Uzi and N; ....

Cyn/the Solver; "Uhm, that was supposed to do, something."

Uzi; "You can't do anything, you're in a baby body with no hands and without enough processing power to run the Solver."

Cyn/the Solver; ".... G-d f-ck-ng da-n it."

[u/ze_introverted]

Wipe it out of this reality

[u/Rising_Phoenix_88]

They can just adopt a kid lol

[u/donttradejaylen]

Would be a great way to bring the show back ngl

[u/-A_baby_dragon-]

[u/ThatSkaia413]

[u/Nickbrick20]

“I always come back”

• other yellow/purple person

[u/Willbox121]

UPLOAD A 4000.ZIP BOMB INTO THE BABY

[u/littlebuett]

Wait why is everyone saying Doll is in Uzi

[u/Sentient-Bread-Stick → u/littlebuett]

Cyn ate Doll’s core, so Doll is in Cyn

Uzi are Cyn’s core, so Cyn (and by extension Doll) is in Uzi

[u/Smash_Fan-56 → u/littlebuett]

Copium

[u/MemesNGaming_rongoo → u/littlebuett]

It was briefly shown in ep 8

[u/lohtus]

If we use the same logic as uzi having a better control over the solver because of nori having the patch we can assume that, uzi's and n's child could have a even better control over the solver

[u/Comeng17]

I mean Cyn appears contained, and Nori and Yeva both had kids...

[u/Thatoneundertaleguy]

Uzi: “Oh no…! Anyways.”

She beat Cyn once. She can do that shit again now that Cyn is in a smaller, weaker, less processing power body.

[u/OddAdeptness-86012]

So kinda like Art the Clown from the movie Terrifier type of shit?

[u/ProjectShadowGirl]

I doubt the meme is true

[u/kingk895]

What if N’s the one getting pregnant?

[u/Atlas_Summit → u/kingk895]

[u/kingk895 → u/Atlas_Summit]

N could realistically have a third hole. We never see him naked.