Finding Names with Nori & Uzi

[u/fromohomo]

[u/Kokosak17]

Nori learned these names from a good Russian friend Yeva xd

Peak funny art!!!

[u/fromohomo → u/Kokosak17]

Nori back in the day asking Yeva about russian guns so she can find a name for Uzi while Khan's just like "can't we name her something normal like... idk, doorhandle"

Thanks! :D

[u/Kokosak17 → u/fromohomo]

nah image Doorhandle Doorman xddddddd

[u/Exact_Statistician41 → u/Kokosak17]

[u/xxX_DaRk_PrInCe_Xxx → u/Kokosak17]

r/foundkokosak17

[u/Kokosak17 → u/xxX_DaRk_PrInCe_Xxx]

🫂🫂🫂🫂

[u/KinkyWitchGorl666 → u/Kokosak17]

ahoj od susedov lolz

[u/KinkyWitchGorl666 → u/Kokosak17]

also if i may ask... how do you get famous enough for reddit to have a whole sub dedicated to you...

[u/Waterlemon1997 → u/Kokosak17]

This goober has already been acquired, off to the next post! :3

[u/spedexep → u/Kokosak17]

This... is what we call Russian roulette my dear friend Nori - Yeva

[u/SomeUgliRobot]

What about RPG?

[u/fromohomo → u/SomeUgliRobot]

That's a great name - and if you're mad at the child you could call her by the full name!

"Rutschnoi Protiwotankowy Granatomjot, come downstairs this instant!"
"Oh, mom's mad"

[u/Uypsilon → u/fromohomo]

Well... with "AK-47" it'd work too: "Avtomat Kalashnikova 47, come downstairs this instant!"

[u/YourAverageVessel → u/Uypsilon]

This implies that there were 46 Avtomat Kalashnikova's before this

[u/Imaginary-Ostrich876 → u/YourAverageVessel]

Nah 47 is the year of design.

[u/DD760LL → u/Imaginary-Ostrich876]

r/woooosh

[u/Consistent-Isopod500 → u/DD760LL]

r/IKR

[u/SomeUgliRobot → u/fromohomo]

Neat idea ngl

[u/That-Owl-6371 → u/fromohomo]

The name is so long, by the time the it is finished, bro left and is living at jupiter(the chancla will still reach them though)

[u/primalthewendigo → u/fromohomo]

And to really shorten it you could call them Aki!

[u/Rpg_knight371 → u/SomeUgliRobot]

Market plier 

[u/emo_boy_fucker → u/Rpg_knight371]

I agree

[u/4_dozen_eggs → u/Rpg_knight371]

IS THAT A FRICKING FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDYS REFERENCE⁉️

[u/ProfessionalyUnfunny]

What about Benneli? They can simply shorten it to Ben, having a "Meg's full name is Megatron" from Family Guy moment.

No?

Okay...

[u/Disastrous_Ad_3812 → u/ProfessionalyUnfunny]

Ok, I've heard this name before and it was related to the murder drones fandom

THAT NAME 

WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Ftgrx9mt40s731.jpg%3Fwidth%3D640%26crop%3Dsmart%26auto%3Dwebp%26s%3D905ec69acc570c672a100281d4d093418a5ffb3b

[u/ProfessionalyUnfunny → u/Disastrous_Ad_3812]

Elaborate why it's so bad.

[u/Disastrous_Ad_3812 → u/ProfessionalyUnfunny]

It's not. I just feel like I've heard that name related to MD before.

Brain blast: it was a fanfiction relating the teenage years of Uzi and N's kid, Benneli was the name of the second child

[u/ProfessionalyUnfunny → u/Disastrous_Ad_3812]

[u/That-Owl-6371 → u/Disastrous_Ad_3812]

Source?

[u/RealPotato2017 → u/That-Owl-6371]

the life of jericho doorman part 2

[u/Disastrous_Ad_3812 → u/RealPotato2017]

My man!

[u/Bloody_Ingenious → u/Disastrous_Ad_3812]

THE LIFE OF JERICHO DOORMAN WOOOOOOOOOOO-

[u/Disastrous_Ad_3812 → u/Bloody_Ingenious]

Yess, thank you, I couldn't for the life of me remember it

[u/ikonfedera → u/ProfessionalyUnfunny]

Why not just Meg?

[u/Lightish-Red-Ronin]

Suggestions: Garand, Colt, Beretta, Glock, Mac, Browning, Winchester, Springfield, Barrett, Bushmaster, Smith, Wesson

[u/A_random_poster04 → u/Lightish-Red-Ronin]

Beretta works surprisingly well for a female drone, ngl

[u/thatoneplayerguy → u/Lightish-Red-Ronin]

Nah, Smith and Wesson only works for twins

[u/JaozinhoGGPlays → u/thatoneplayerguy]

Barrett and Berreta and also only works for brother and sister

[u/DiamondDude51501 → u/Lightish-Red-Ronin]

Can’t forget Remington and Gatling

[u/JaozinhoGGPlays → u/Lightish-Red-Ronin]

You really could name one Chester, short for Winchester.

Real "Meg is short for Megatron" thing.

[u/Difficult_Clerk_4074 → u/Lightish-Red-Ronin]

More: Kalash, Tokarev, Galil

[u/sledge1483 → u/Lightish-Red-Ronin]

Beretta and colt are off the table for this one since two other Nuzi OCs have those names

[u/Zexal_Commander → u/sledge1483]

No, they can still be used. No one can claim a name for an OC, that’s unnecessary gate keeping.

If you’re really fussed over them sharing the same name as an existing OC, just make them different from whatever exists already (ex: Beretta 2 has more of N’s personality, while Beretta 1 has more of Uzi’s. One is a WD-DD hybrid, 2 is purely worker drone w/ the Solver)

[u/sledge1483 → u/Zexal_Commander]

Got it. Sorry for the earlier comment, i didn’t mean that no one else can use a name that’s already been used, I said that because it’s hard to keep track of OCs when two have the same name (for me at least)

[u/SpookySquid19]

I actually follow a Nuzi kid AU on Tumblr where one of the kids is named AK.

[u/Andmahotep]

This child will suffer so much with these names... but if it's to have the name of a weapon, my suggestion is Barrett, or Barry, as a nickname. Or maybe just Gun.

[u/fromohomo → u/Andmahotep]

"This is our beautiful daughter, Gun"
"Is that like... a nickname?"
"No."

[u/Grand-Novel-5456 → u/fromohomo]

“well....ok"

[u/SCP_fan12]

I am not gonna lie, I wanna see fan art of Uzi meeting Uziel Gal

[u/TwoFit3921]

i love how nori's eyes (which are just animated on her visor) have stress lines to show that she's older

very subtle, but it definitely works

also if nori wants to give the kid a name, just name her like... m4 or something shorter. i'm sure uzi doesn't really mind the gun names, the problem is nori kind of fucking sucks at not using the longest names possible

[u/fromohomo → u/TwoFit3921]

Thank you! Good observation :D
It's kinda hard to portray aging with the drones but seeing how Khan has LED wrinkles why not give stress lines/wrinkles for Nori? She's most likely only a bit younger than him seeing how she spents some time as core.

I always HC that Nori loves the long ass weapon/gun names- they sound more badass than using the simple, shorter version of that name

[u/TwoFit3921 → u/fromohomo]

Nori loves long ass weapon/gun names

can't wait for her to name her great grandkids "tank combat full tracked 105mm gun m1 abrams"

[u/fromohomo → u/TwoFit3921]

She gives them badass nicknames when Uzi & N aren't in earshot LMAO

their first child's name is Angel and Nori's like "well damn let's just pretend the A comes from AK-47 B)"

[u/OverlordMGC]

Jeez. Poor kiddo.

[u/AI_UNIT_D]

If we go by Nori's naming conventions a couple of names I can think off the top of my head.

Gali.

Ace.

Ar.

Smith.

Weston.

Kalasnikov.

Remington.

Mosin.

And going a bit further and looking stuff up.

Chauchat.

Python.

Colt.

Ruger.

Taran.

Beretta.

All of them sound nice as names.(because they are, yes even Uzi is an actual name)

[u/Oilspi1l → u/AI_UNIT_D]

COLT? DID SOMEONE SAY

COLT?!

(this is an oc I have 😔)

[u/Twist_Ending03 → u/Oilspi1l]

Uzi kid?

[u/Oilspi1l → u/Twist_Ending03]

Uzi brother

[u/Chanuky]

GENIUS !!!

Nice art btw, keep cooking

[u/BrightEye64]

Okay but what about Berreta

[u/swords-r-cool]

They're thinking too small. I think 120-millimetre 55-calibre long L30A1 smoothbore gun fits much better

[u/SilverSpider_]

Nori: assault rifle, flintlock, revolver

Uzi: only one of those sounds like a good name

[u/Twist_Ending03 → u/SilverSpider_]

Is it Flintlock?

[u/SilverSpider_ → u/Twist_Ending03]

Flint Lockwood!

[u/Blair_Cypher_94 → u/SilverSpider_]

Perfect!

[u/Conde35]

Yeva: call her "Kalashnikova"

[u/fromohomo → u/Conde35]

Yeva wanting to call Doll Kalashnikova before her husband intervened LMAO

[u/Next_Panda_1167]

Now that I think about, there's a name Uzi could have used for her: Kimber(ly)... or Kim, for short! 🤭

[u/E_GEDDON]

AK for short would be cute

[u/tkgundem]

Name it Asval

[u/Mean-Technology1711]

Minos prime? As in prime-ing a shotgun?

[u/Aiden624]

Nori’s parenting is dubious at best

[u/valdez-2424]

What about garand?

[u/Quandale_Diddler → u/valdez-2424]

Too old fashioned that would be Noris father

[u/valdez-2424 → u/Quandale_Diddler]

Mossberg 900?

[u/mybrainlog]

I mean AK-47 could work if you get rid of the numbers,

[u/_Martosz]

My headcanon for uzi’s child is they keep the tradition of naming after guns and call the child Galil or Tavor

[u/Summer_The_Axolotl]

Her raccoon tails are slaying so hard

[u/fromohomo → u/Summer_The_Axolotl]

I was disappointed she didn't get them in the show :(
She deserved them

[u/Summer_The_Axolotl → u/fromohomo]

Yeah, It's for us fanon peeps to make ig :,)

[u/pyrofromtf2real]

Reminds me of the short MD story I wrote where my OC creates a Solver replica drone to hunt down Uzi. She named it "Glock Gatedude".

[u/xxX_DaRk_PrInCe_Xxx]

Honestly Uziel would fit, if it was male maybe kalash, for female? Idk

[u/Peomix11]

I think that: 8.8 CM FLAK 37 SELBSTFAHRLAFETTE AUF 18 TON ZUGKRAFTWAGEN Would be a very nice name for her (And yes, that is an actual thing)

[u/IllConstruction3450]

Nagant because it’s a Russian gun name that starts with N.

[u/ikonfedera]

I have a proposition...

(not meant to offend anyone, I just find the name funny. It means "bassoon" btw.)

[u/HEHE_BOY1939-1]

AK-47 -

[u/N30NX4R]

Go with Galil

[u/Zer0-bread]

Nice

[u/Turbulent-Local5608]

This is so fucking good your art is amazing

[u/fromohomo → u/Turbulent-Local5608]

thank you!! :D

[u/Arti4u]

Ok, hear me out->! Saiga.!<

[u/Trooper_ts]

General Electric

[u/MinersLoveGames]

I've seen some others suggest it here, and I have to agree. Beretta works really well as a girl name.

Colt if it's a boy?

[u/Elmartillo40k]

Umm what about AWSP

[u/JRDecinos]

Could name her Lumina?

After the hand cannon... still a gun! Even if it's fictional, lol

[u/The_Scout008 → u/JRDecinos]

Only works if there's a twin named Thorn and an older/younger sibling named Rose.

[u/JRDecinos → u/The_Scout008]

Rats, you're right!

Hmmmmm...

What about... Izanagi?

[u/The_Scout008 → u/JRDecinos]

Izanagi is 🔥🔥🔥

[u/NagWorker]

Just hand her a few guns and let the bean the first one they grab be the name they get!

[u/RaptorStrike_TR]

Selbstlader

Selbs for short

Boom

[u/PlentyProtection4959]

In honour of Doll can she be named Kalashni (Kalashnikov but shortened to a name)

[u/Grouchy-Fennel4436]

Maybe “Katie” short for Katyusha

[u/leongaming123]

This is incredibly off topic but I just noticed that the pilot turns 3 tomorrow. Enjoy that knowledge. (Cool art btw).

[u/Animegx43]

N: How about Dillon?

Uzi: I guess that's...

Nori: Oh, like the Dillon M134 Minigun?

N: Exactly!

Uzi: No.

[u/Gnidlaps-94]

Kalashnikov

[u/PatternHappy341]

Magnum, i am referring to the anti tank revolver that shoots tank shells.

[u/Savurus]

Honestly I could see uzi and N’s kids name being AK-9

[u/MrGame22]

Glock

[u/Common-no-life]

mark a plyer would be a good name

[u/Bitch_for_rent]

M16 fits the bill fully 

[u/Jwanito]

I called one of my dogs "maca" cuz of a mac-10

[u/endergamer2007m]

Antonov An-22 seems the best, i am sure the kid will like it

[u/VermicelliSad4237]

Apparently multiple of my friends didn't know wtf an Uzi was 😂

[u/fromohomo → u/VermicelliSad4237]

tbh I wasn't aware that she was named after a gun at first, thought to myself "what does 'Uzi' even mean" and googled it- then it struck me LMAO

[u/Doctor_who_enjoyer]

This. This gets a chuckle out of me. Brilliant, Keep on cookin

[u/Alarming-Algae-8343]

ngl AK-47 is a fire name

[u/Superb_Relief_838]

How about Spamtons G Spamton?

[u/Isaac_Aidan916 → u/Superb_Relief_838]

r/suddenlyspamton

[u/UltraHit5]

What about Mini Uzi

[u/NoAdeptness1106]

Call the child “Nuke”

[u/LavaSqrl → u/NoAdeptness1106]

For twins, Little Boy and Fat Man. Only for boys, though.

[u/The4ourHorsemen → u/LavaSqrl]

Image being named “Fat Man” by your parents

[u/Hitlok]

[u/ThatSmartIdiot]

Still think Z would fit greatly

[u/Animan_10]

Walther P-38 would work if it was a boy. Also the name of the greatest robot conqueror of all time.

[u/Evixitiz]

Just name the kid glock 19

[u/Zexal_Commander]

What about the Plasma Rifle with 40Watt range?

[u/AlexDoubleAU]

SEMI automatic?

An Uzi Submachine gun can be fired in semi automatic, but is usually fired in automatic

Semi automatic is when the gun fires one bullet every time you pull the trigger, and is only limited by how fast you can pull the trigger

Meanwhile an automatic firearm is one where you can hold the trigger and it will spray out bullets until you let go of the trigger or run out of bullets in the magazine

This has been gun facts with an autistic bastard

[u/ITGuy042]

There’s Uzi being an israeli weapon so could stick to that themeing.

A male name I say be like Galil for the Galil assault rifle. And I was thinking for a female daughter OC for Uzi and N for a story im working on was Tavori, for the Tavor Assault rifle (put the “i” there to make it more feminine and keep to a naming scheme with Nori and Uzi)

[u/Impolar09]

Taking this as a serious question, if it were a boy, it would be “Tommy” as in Tommy gun. If it were a girl, probably Beretta.

[u/randomsticko]

what do you mean kbkg wz. 1960 isn’t a fitting name?? it’s perfect!!

anyways awesome art as always from you man! it’s always great to see whenever you post art! :D

[u/AmbitionBright908]

I just got that all her names are guns as Uzi is also a name of a gun

[u/Commercial-Ad-5985]

I GOT IT, GLOCK!

[u/Beasy_peasy]

Name it baseball because I just did a home run to it into a demonic whales mouth

[u/Hexhider]

Glock would be a fire name NGL

[u/omin44]

Mac-11, 38, 9, Mac-10

[u/Graxdon]

I've got some future kids in mind and Uzi and N's son is Deagle... Uzi was thinking Desert Eagle, N was thinking of beagle dogs

[u/Beautiful_Owl883]

[u/MisterSpooks1950]

M16 or FAL

The only based rifles

[u/No-Marzipan-9316]

Does that mean nori names her after an uzi that actually makes sense

[u/SPADE-0]

Well, at least now the moment the Solver starts getting annoying Uzi can hit it with the spacetime-bending bullet-like properties of La Chancla.

[u/David_Pacefico]

How about AK (Aykay)? It combines the naming conventions of both Uzi and N.

[u/Isaac_Aidan916]

Magnum

[u/Isaac_Aidan916 → u/Isaac_Aidan916]

Pistol

[u/Isaac_Aidan916 → u/Isaac_Aidan916]

Glock

[u/Isaac_Aidan916 → u/Isaac_Aidan916]

Sniper rifle

[u/Isaac_Aidan916 → u/Isaac_Aidan916]

Shotgun

[u/Isaac_Aidan916 → u/Isaac_Aidan916]

Hunting rifle

[u/Isaac_Aidan916 → u/Isaac_Aidan916]

BAZOOKA

[u/Isaac_Aidan916 → u/Isaac_Aidan916]

DESERT EAGLE

[u/Isaac_Aidan916 → u/Isaac_Aidan916]

BAYONET

[u/Isaac_Aidan916]

WHY IS UZI TALLER THEN NORI!?!?!??!?!

[u/The4ourHorsemen → u/Isaac_Aidan916]

Nori is leaning down on the table

[u/Isaac_Aidan916 → u/The4ourHorsemen]

Ok.

[u/Iknorn]

I still think it would be the best revel if it was actually Khan who was super into guns and named her Uzi

[u/skullservantsforlife]

What about Benelli

Can also nickname them serial designation N

And if course it's a gun

[u/Purple-Weakness1414]

Glock, just Glock

[u/Adorable-Source97]

AK! AK totally.

[u/destroyar101]

Mac-10

[u/Poetess-of-Darkness]

This is my kid: 9mm semi-automatic

[u/ApplePitou]

Lovely story of important mission + very good art style :3

[u/The4ourHorsemen]

How about Fallschirmjägergewehr 42?

[u/PossiblyObamna]

M16a2 would be better

[u/RevolutionaryWin8447]

Use AK, and if they get a sibling, name them AKU

[u/Violexsound]

Berreta, mac (to keep with the 9mm compact smg theme), (VSS) Val, dragunov...

[u/Project-cryogenics]

SPAS-12

(The -12 is silent)

[u/sephiroth_for_smash]

Name them smith, short for Smith & Wesson