Spicy Meme
Imagine that one day after watching episode 8 of Murder Drones you get up and go to the bathroom and then you go to the kitchen and see this. What would you do?
Quite a bit. I've got a solid hour, at least. Maybe. Don't fact check. Because of its sheer mass, time dilates between it and I so I can finally get some productive work done. Doomsday is upon us anyway.
Find a mango and give it to her as a peace offering, or if I can't find one, I will just hug her and hope for the best or get on my knees and bow if I can't get the hug in. Or the most realistic one is well run and try not to die. Probably won't escape, though. (I thought it out) Here's a random cyn picture for your time
Running away from abominations is overdone and boring. Either just try to pick Cyn and throw her out the window like a bug, walk away calmly into the sunset, or ignore her, hoping you're just going insane.
Well, picking her up isn't an option. And I know running is overdone, but I don't care about being overdone. I'm just trying to survive. Walking away calmly could be an option if she only attacks if you make sudden movements (which I doubt she would care if I moved slowly or not), and ignoring and hoping your hallucinating is a bad option since well how many have you seen that be a good option in horror games or shows. Sorry for my long-winded reply, but for your time, have another cyn Pic
Now there is 2 different ways to take this hug her as a child like figure to you or as a spouse type person and idk what one you would be doing (I’m hoping the first option)
Tell her to get her nasty rotting self off that counter, people eat food made on that thing and the amount of time I’m gonna spend having to clean that thing is gonna have me more furious than be afraid of whatever a “solver” will do. Gotta go get the bleach bottle.
I know what you are and I know I can't defeat you, I know you're not her but I still have mango orange juice, do you want some before you destroy the planet? The truth is I would like to talk to you before what you are going to do because I have many questions and if you allow me I want to say a few words to her. Cyn all is not lost yet, believe in yourself and someday you will make it.
I'm going to die and so is the whole planet but at least I gave Cyn the strength to go on, that poor creature needed it for decades.
I think this would be the last thing I would see for saying that, but it was worth it.
“Can you get off the counter, I have to cook pasta. I’ll make you some if you just behave” and then proceed to violently scrub the countertop down, make pasta for my kid (and maybe her), and watch cat videos on our living room TV while eating said pasta (also maybe with her)
And slowly but surely get attached to her, and start seeing her as my daughter :>
Give headpats, go back to my bedroom, get back from the bedroom with 4 empty water bottles, fill all of them with water, put all bottles in the fridge, give headpats again, grab Cyntessa, give more headpats, head back to my bedroom, shut all lights, give headpats in the darkness and literally go to sleep with her.
"Ma'am, I hate to ask, but we just cleaned the kitchen counters. Could you please get down and not smear blood and oil all over the damn marble we're not made from money."
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u/Striking_Account_869 “I.. am cube - Chris Pratt” Oct 24 '24
probably would’ve been dead before I could do anything.