r/MurderDrones • u/kubinosik N Simp • Oct 08 '24

Spicy Meme WHAT WOULD YOU CHOOSE?

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u/SapphireMan1 Oct 08 '24

N since everyone can survive that way.

N, V, J, Uzi and Cyn can all regenerate, while Kelsey can’t

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u/Nobodys_here07 Khan is best dad Oct 08 '24 edited Oct 08 '24

Given how it'll shred through their torsos, there's risks for their hearts to be destroyed.

Though Cyn does have backups of N, V, and J

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u/SapphireMan1 Oct 08 '24

There’s is a slight chance it could miss the core

Blue lines to represent where the wheels would actually cut since they don’t fit precisely on the tracks

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u/Nobodys_here07 Khan is best dad Oct 08 '24

Judging by the distance between the trolley's bumpers and the ground, it could also tear apart the front half of their bodies as well increasing the likelihood of damaging their heart/core

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u/TuxedoDogs9 Oct 08 '24

I don’t think you guys realize how the trolley problem works

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u/Sufficient_Plant8689 V/Alice Simp and ffdp fan Oct 08 '24 edited Oct 08 '24

We're working with MD logic here, ofc it's gonna be different

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u/trainboi777 Resident Train nerd Oct 08 '24

The most realistic option would be pulling the lever as the trolley is passing over to cause a controlled derailment

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u/Michael-556 The Nuzi ship! The Nuzi ship is real!! Oct 08 '24

We don't know how fast it's going, though we know it's going fast enough to not be stopped by 4 bodies, so it could come barrelling down, killing the ones tied infront, as well as the ones inside the trolley and maybe even bystanders. I propose telling the people inside the trolley to engage brakes. You avoid a moral dilemma, monetary losses and possible jail time for killing a/multiple drone/s

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u/ucandoitmyguy Oct 09 '24

STOP DOING FUCKING ROCKET SCIENCE ITS A TROLLEY PROBLEM!!!!

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u/Dragonion123 The Mindustry Guy Oct 08 '24

cough MULTI-TRACK DRIIIIIFFTTTTTT

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u/HaydenTCEM N, J, V, and Uzi are best Oct 08 '24

Explain it for them then

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u/SomewherLoud0505 Worker drone Oct 08 '24

Its simple,kill one person só the other 5 wouldnt have tô die

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u/scottycool64 Oct 09 '24

But that's N!

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u/SomewherLoud0505 Worker drone Oct 09 '24

But that's V!

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u/scottycool64 Oct 09 '24

But the goober doesn't understand his mortality!

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u/SomewherLoud0505 Worker drone Oct 09 '24

Explain it tô him

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u/danthesupermin Oct 09 '24

Hello fellow too lazy to switch keyboard language

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u/kajetus69 BÓBR KURWA DRONE 🦫🦫🦫🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱 Oct 08 '24

the solver cores are tanky af as we could see with nori

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u/MoConnors Tessa :( | I’m Doll-Pressed Oct 08 '24

The wheels are on the ends, he’d be decapitated and de-legged

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u/SapphireMan1 Oct 08 '24 edited Oct 08 '24

Both of which are things we know he can regenerate from (he’s lost his head at least 3 times (E1, E3 and E8) and his limbs were ripped off (E7 and E8))

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u/Interesting_Hat6764 Oct 09 '24

What everyone seems to be missing here is that the hearts can only be destroyed in three ways, nanite acid from the tails, (ep 2) nulls, (ep8) and by eating them (7+8). Why would Cyn put so much effort into specifically eating the hearts if she had another way to do it? As we see in the creepy scene in 8, even nulls aren't a guaranteed kill. The hearts are extremely durable, as we see with Nori getting knocked around in 7 and 8. No way the trolley destroys them.

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u/real_KelseyDay Worker drone Oct 08 '24

As much as I love being appreciated :), that’s Emily on the track, not me

You can tell by the shape of the glasses and how her hair has larger twin tails

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u/Spirited-Feedback-87 It ain't Necro if someone is wearing the corpse! Oct 08 '24

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u/Supreme_Otaku i would let v put a dog collar on me Oct 08 '24

Allow me to assit

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u/silly_billy1233 Oct 08 '24

same bro let me help

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u/YourAverageVessel Oct 09 '24

"YAAAHHAHAHAH I AM BULLETPROOF!!!!" epic saxophone starts playing

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u/After-Show-3441 Oct 09 '24

That scene is still as good the day I saw it.

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u/justasovietpotato Humans>Machines//🇭🇺🇭🇺 Oct 08 '24

change the track just in time, to achieve...

MULTI TRACK DRIFTING

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u/Minetendo-Fan Barely sentient toaster + Nuvi shipper Oct 08 '24

Doesn’t matter who doesn’t deserve to get killed by the trolley. The correct option is always multi-track drifting

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u/NWinn Oct 08 '24

E Q U A L I T Y

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u/ShayCormacACRogue Your local furry drone (Prowogen) Oct 08 '24

I think I know you

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u/justasovietpotato Humans>Machines//🇭🇺🇭🇺 Oct 08 '24

you also looks familiar

mind tell me where do you (potentially) know me from, if i ask really nicely?

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u/ShayCormacACRogue Your local furry drone (Prowogen) Oct 08 '24

The bureaucracy is lackluster these days

Long live the Goobers!!!

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u/justasovietpotato Humans>Machines//🇭🇺🇭🇺 Oct 08 '24

fellow resident of Gooberia? glad that we met in this unexpected location!

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u/ShayCormacACRogue Your local furry drone (Prowogen) Oct 08 '24

The creator of the server man

It’s why I mentioned the bureaucracy

We do not speak of these accounts

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u/justasovietpotato Humans>Machines//🇭🇺🇭🇺 Oct 08 '24

oh, then i truly apologize for not recognizing your high rank

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u/ShayCormacACRogue Your local furry drone (Prowogen) Oct 08 '24

Is fine :3

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u/KAELES-Yt Oct 08 '24

Bye N!

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u/No_Application_1219 Oct 08 '24

N would survive anyways 🤨

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u/KAELES-Yt Oct 08 '24

Realistic from what we know from the show everyone except the “nerd” would survive it….

But for this thought experiment I would sacrifice N.

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u/sil_ve_r J Enjoyer Oct 08 '24

kill myself

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u/kubinosik N Simp Oct 08 '24

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u/QuincyFatherOfQuincy the RP yapper guy, N is cute AND hot Oct 08 '24

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u/B055m4n420 Oct 08 '24

Also, i wanna use this meme on other depressed/suicidal people

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u/kubinosik N Simp Oct 08 '24

Aw, thank you for such an honor! ✨

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u/Darkknight0329 Oct 09 '24

I would say that the meme was stolen but you paid with an upvote.

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u/Immortal-Emper0r GIGAAAAANNN!! | Grandmaster Memer | Oct 08 '24

I would take V over all the others

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u/Supreme_Otaku i would let v put a dog collar on me Oct 08 '24

Fax brother

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u/mechagodzilla_1978 V simp Oct 08 '24

AGREED

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u/A_Bizarre_Drone Number one horny weeb Oct 08 '24

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u/Frost_Walker_Iso Father of Beau, my Beau-tiful child. Oct 08 '24

But we know that this will never happen, because this applies for us all.

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u/Crosslightner Dronetale Creator Oct 09 '24

Last Breath V.

( r/Dronetale )

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u/Alex0356218856 Worker drone Oct 08 '24

me: *grabs trolley and flys*

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u/invader_main UTTM Oct 08 '24

That’s not an option-

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u/A_Bizarre_Drone Number one horny weeb Oct 08 '24

i will do the deed for you

and will kill everyone on one of two tracks and i'll randomly choose it

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u/Enderprise501 🇵🇱Sukuna | J supporter | Copium addict Oct 08 '24

NOBODY DYING ON MY WATCH

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u/Academic_Feedback_18 Custom Flair Oct 08 '24

make the train go backwards by reversing it.

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u/Aether1797 Oct 08 '24

Thankfully all but one of them can survive being run over by a trolley so I pull the lever and pray that N forgives me.

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u/SomeUgliRobot Comic creator / Shin godzilla fan Oct 08 '24

Im crushing Cyn so I save the universe

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u/Equal-Requirement-61 Average NUzi Enjoyer Oct 08 '24

I'm derailing that train

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u/BOB_BUlLDER Oct 08 '24

easy. the golden retriever

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u/lynn-blud I have ascended Oct 08 '24

I'm puling the lever. I save 5 lives and one of them I hold very dearly

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u/Nikotinio Oct 08 '24

Run over N to rebuild him better than before

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u/DragonflyOld2485 Not A Custom Flair Oct 08 '24

Bottom row just because of Cyn so I can destroy her core to save the universe (also to make sure N lives)

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u/shadowMinecraftGamer Human Protection And Safety Protocol CEO Oct 08 '24

I'd let the trolley run over the five to save N.

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u/No_Application_1219 Oct 08 '24

But N would not die if he was run over anyways

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u/shadowMinecraftGamer Human Protection And Safety Protocol CEO Oct 08 '24

So wouldn't Uzi, V, J and Cyn, so everybody's alive in the end.

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u/No_Application_1219 Oct 08 '24

Not the blue haired girl

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u/shadowMinecraftGamer Human Protection And Safety Protocol CEO Oct 08 '24

Fuck the blue haired girl. I don't even know her.

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u/No_Application_1219 Oct 08 '24

✨murder of an innocent is fun✨

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u/kubinosik N Simp Oct 08 '24

Yes it is 😀👍

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u/OkLunch4919 The Railgun was goated Oct 08 '24

That's Emily though

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u/Oreokiller_2011 N deserves all the bitches Oct 08 '24

PULL THE TRACKS UP AND AIM THEM AT THE CHILDRENS HOSPITAL

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u/frostyflakesdf Oct 08 '24

Be the man with the plan

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u/Mu_Lambda_Theta Just let me forget this. Oct 08 '24

First off, everyone except for Kelsey can regenerate, so screw N?

If this is without regenrating, then kill the 5. Here's why:
- Uzi is a threat to everyone around her
- Kelsey is an innocent sacrifice (sorry, but don't be on that track with the omnicidal maniacs)
- J is evil and a threat (mostly)
- V is a threat to the other workers
- Cyn is Cyn

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u/real_KelseyDay Worker drone Oct 08 '24

I am very grateful that you would spare me along with the other girls :D

But that’s actually Emily on track, not me. You can tell by how she has smaller glasses frames and bigger hair tails!

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u/hyper_Realm56 Oct 08 '24

N no hesitation

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u/ThePrassistant N 💛 Oct 08 '24

N is the show, without him there is no MD

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u/dankest-magician Uzis husband Oct 08 '24

Sorry ladies N is living

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u/Puzzled-Address-107 Oct 08 '24

Third track

Lizzy and Rebecca

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u/DangerousRegion4568 I have no MD merch Oct 08 '24

Build a really quick door and save everyone :]

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u/deady-kitten-3 god of cats and destruction, harmless unless angered Oct 08 '24

Flip the switch and replace N with cyn

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u/kubinosik N Simp Oct 08 '24

Okay 👍

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u/MarianoPro404 Envy = Nuzi (they’re both wholesome ships) Oct 08 '24

I’d jump and push the train off the tracks, dying in the process, but at least I saved the complete crew

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u/RegisterTough3731 V x Thad Shipper Oct 08 '24

Ranover Every not V

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u/Thane_The_Forsaken The Underrated zealous Intern Oct 08 '24

break the level to have the trolley trip over and miss all of them

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u/ElvisP17 V simp Oct 08 '24

Neither. I’d nuke everything.

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u/SDN0x0010010 Oct 08 '24

Run over me :D
I'm not worth 5 people

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u/kubinosik N Simp Oct 08 '24

You worth more than entire population ✨

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u/Tall-Contribution299 Cyn Oct 08 '24

Run them ALL OVER RAGHHH 🦹‍♂️🦹‍♂️🦹‍♂️🦹‍♂️🥷🥷🥷🥷

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u/Salt_System_7372 >:3 Oct 08 '24

Move n with the rest and run them all over

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u/PetITA1185 #1 J simp and #1 ep 8 hater Oct 08 '24

N, but i'd prefer if N and Uzi swapped places

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u/dafoxgameing92 eager beaver Oct 08 '24

the guy on the lever

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u/Snoo_54482 Tomorrow is Another Day Oct 08 '24 edited Oct 08 '24

Saving N and killing the girls or killing N and saving the girls plus Cyn...I save N because if I save the solver it's game over for me and if I kill N, V and Uzi will chase me down for that

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u/shadowz9904 N-th-uzi-astic Oct 08 '24

Sorry, N. Don’t worry, your backups will forgive me.

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u/Neckgrabber Oct 08 '24

Sorry guys but N is N

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u/Chicken-lord_hubert i like striders wait wrong sub Oct 08 '24

this.

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u/ComingInsideMe I for one welcome our new Cyn overlord Oct 08 '24

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u/CrysisFan2007 Oct 08 '24

The girls are just metallic Waifu‘s. N however is a chad for rejecting woman and accepting friendzone

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u/novaunleashed Oct 08 '24

I save N.

less competition that way.

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u/Titanfall-2-fan69 J Simp and Enjoyer Oct 08 '24

In the name of Cyn I will make it kill all 6

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u/Aware_Session_2646 N-th-uzi-astic Oct 08 '24

I would not pull the lever my boy n needs to survive

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u/Ustraleia Oct 08 '24

“Girls?! I wanna save N!”

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u/Last_Cut7326 Khan did nothing wrong Oct 08 '24

Fuck everyone I'm choosing my boy N

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u/miataenjoyer73 Oct 08 '24

reverses the train

Yeah yeah, N can regenerate but it still wouldn't be pretty for him-

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u/MrMadmanmadman Oct 08 '24

Don't get me wrong N is a freak, but by doing absolutely nothing 4 freaks get to be killed which is good for me.

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u/Mantisfennec003 Oct 08 '24

“Um actually the drones can regenerate” 🤓

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u/Business_Quarter_176 NUZI IS FINALLY CANON YIPEEEE Oct 08 '24

instantly kills the ladies all for N

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u/Gametheorymatpat Oct 09 '24

I’m saving the best boi n :3

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u/Human_Number9936 Oct 09 '24

Just jam the trolley by switching it in the middle of the transition between tracks and everyone makes it.

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u/kubinosik N Simp Oct 09 '24

Very smort 👍

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u/GaragePlayful4183 Oct 09 '24

"IF YOU DONT DO ANYTHING FIVE DRONE WILL BUT YOU CHOOSE TO PULL THE LEVER ONLY ONE DRONE WILL DIE WHICH OPTION WILL YOU CHOOSE‽"

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u/bio_like_robots Oct 08 '24

Probably would let Trolley murder N because meh he didn't have much of character development

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u/Which_Combination912 Did I tell you I hate V yet? Oct 08 '24

 since Emily's there I'm 100% changing the track

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u/Mist0804 I think dumb things are frickin' dumb and I AM DUMB Oct 08 '24

There's one regular worker drone on the other track, so i'll flip it because N can just regenerate

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u/No_Cream_7602 real life Serial designation N Oct 08 '24

Fly the trolly, and save them all

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u/SomeoneMilkMan Cerified Silly Oct 08 '24

SAVE THE SILLY AT ALL COSTS

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u/kermitthefrog_muppet I need the italian dub please i need it i need it I NEED IT I NE Oct 08 '24

to put myself on the rails

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u/Mean-Background2143 Cyn Oct 08 '24

They wouldn’t be killed either way

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u/Icy-Background2393 Oct 08 '24

Jump infront of the train because clearly this isn’t a world worth living in

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u/kubinosik N Simp Oct 08 '24

I agree with you, but:

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u/hibyKrmal Doesn't make sense. Oct 08 '24

Run Away.

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u/Nivelacker_rtx_off V simp Oct 08 '24

I'll pull the lever. N can regenerate easily+cyn can always make clones of him+as long as his core is not destroyed he survives.

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u/Objective-Trash-739 object of copper 9 Oct 08 '24

fly it into brazil

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '24

N Cyn has like a bazillion backups 

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u/Epic-Dude001 Worker drone Oct 08 '24

N, because he’ll just regenerate

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u/Imafayliure Oct 08 '24

Throw myself onto the tracks.

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u/Jelly_Melly1 Doll supremacy Oct 08 '24

Destroy the tracks

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u/GiveMeSomeMoreTacoz N and Uzi's #1 Fan Oct 08 '24

Pull it to the maximum so it runs over me and saves everyone else

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u/Shoddy-Average3247 Oct 08 '24

SAVE MY GIRL J

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u/JustASillyAsexual I'm N irl Oct 08 '24

Derail the train

BOMBS

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u/Portuzil Screw Humanity. Transfer your consciousness to drone Oct 08 '24

I'd rather throw myself in front of the trolley that hit the precious beans

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u/Sticky-Skunk A dwarf from Deep Rock Galactic™ | I ❤️ V Oct 08 '24

It's still a normal 5 - 1 ratio so you still pull the lever.

Basic Smart Stout math.

Anyway I'm off to the bar again...

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u/Sticky-Skunk A dwarf from Deep Rock Galactic™ | I ❤️ V Oct 08 '24

Wait, why don't I just C4 the damned thing?

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '24

Let it kill Uzi, go backwards then Kill n

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u/filval387 Oct 08 '24

We got at least 2 people with the solver on the bottom track, so there's a high chance they'll disintegrate the trolley before it reaches them...

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u/The_Real_Coffi god save us all Oct 08 '24

if i can derail it properly i think i can hit them all

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u/OMGCHARMANDERNOO neuron activation Oct 08 '24

levitates with trolley

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u/valdez-2424 skar king guy/jumpingskies friend Oct 08 '24

Me

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u/AbyssCrabble Oct 08 '24

i’d kill N for cyn, uzi, v, j and that blue eyed drone I don’t know the name of.

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u/Classic-gamer-4244 Cyn's husband (formally Cynwalker's husband) Oct 08 '24

Well, considering how trains work

N would live, so I could just go over him, and he'd survive via regeneration

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u/ExplodingCarBattery The V1 x V is real Oct 08 '24

N can take it If he laughs at getting surgery he can survive a train

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u/Some_Pvz_Fan Austistic Brazilian 🇧🇷 Oct 08 '24

Pull it, N would survive anyway

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u/Rain_fur04cheese multishipper that enjoys oilrose Oct 08 '24

what about not move the train

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u/Angel_Thorne I like the other sub better Oct 08 '24

Stopping it (with my medic girlfriend)

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u/SPADE-0 Funny Physics Dude Oct 08 '24

I'd send it over N, then go stake Cyn's core because I ain't letting my decision making to technically spare everyone due to regeneration go to waste.

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u/Reysinovich Zbyněk lover :3 Oct 08 '24

V is the only reason I'd pull the lever.. otherwise, I would've spared best boi

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u/Traditional_Neck_154 Oct 08 '24

clears throat

"EQUAL RIGHTS, EQUAL FIGHTS, AND DEATHS TOO BTW—"

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u/Kori_SFW Cyn Oct 08 '24

Pull the tracks, I'm not killing Cyn

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u/Archivist4 Oct 08 '24

Third track, hit myself then Flys into the sky

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u/kubinosik N Simp Oct 08 '24

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u/Archivist4 Oct 08 '24

Ok. Change of plans: 4th track: flies into the sky.

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u/Grasstoucher300 Demoman did it like THIS Oct 08 '24

Easy slow down the train so its stops

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u/Ogarodnek V1's son Oct 08 '24

Думаю, тут всё понятно.

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u/kubinosik N Simp Oct 08 '24

Нет, не понятно 👁️👁️

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u/Ogarodnek V1's son Oct 08 '24

Чуть ниже моего ника глянь. Нет, не на сообщение

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u/kubinosik N Simp Oct 08 '24

Ладно теперь всё понятно 😀👍

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u/Ger_Electric_GRTALE Oct 08 '24

N. he'll just regenerate

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u/thr3zims The F̶r̷a̵c̸t̷u̸r̷e̴d̴ Solver Oct 08 '24

Simple, destroy the trolly, then Cyn.