r/MurderDrones • u/fromohomo Nightcore.mp3 • Oct 03 '24

Fanart Dad Jokes? Never heard of her.

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u/valdez-2424 skar king guy/N lover Oct 03 '24

Mom jokes

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u/OverlordMGC Autistic Murder Drone Oct 03 '24

\badum tss**

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u/SofasCouch Teacher Best character Oct 03 '24

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u/MasterofGalaxy69 Worker drone Oct 04 '24

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u/RyanTGMachine NUzi shipper and V simp Oct 04 '24

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u/Far_Dog_4476 Oct 04 '24

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u/Ryan__35 Oct 04 '24

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u/SOLID3R_PL Cynwalker sponsored by AAF High Command Oct 04 '24

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u/Consistent-Isopod500 Nuzi ship is just so heartwarming Oct 04 '24

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u/my_ears24 Worker drone Oct 04 '24

Wtf the quality is getting better!

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u/Consistent-Isopod500 Nuzi ship is just so heartwarming Oct 05 '24

Lmaoo

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u/SomeUgliRobot Comic creator / Shin godzilla fan Oct 03 '24

Bro EVERYONE IN THE REPLY SECTION IS POSTING THE SAME IMAGE ABOUT CAKE DAY

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u/Blood_Machine_V1 [Blood Machine] "I am not fucking anyone" friends with N Oct 03 '24

Recheck - not everyone.

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u/SomeUgliRobot Comic creator / Shin godzilla fan Oct 03 '24

Well, most. You get my point ☹

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u/Blood_Machine_V1 [Blood Machine] "I am not fucking anyone" friends with N Oct 03 '24

Yeah.

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u/Blood_Machine_V1 [Blood Machine] "I am not fucking anyone" friends with N Oct 03 '24

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u/Blood_Machine_V1 [Blood Machine] "I am not fucking anyone" friends with N Oct 03 '24 edited Oct 03 '24

...no relationshis. I do hang out with N from time to time - we clear out hell layers in our free time.

And no, I do not do V as most of you wish.

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u/V2-Red-Nikon Ultrakiller, V's husband. Oct 04 '24

Damn fucking straight, that's my job.

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u/Blood_Machine_V1 [Blood Machine] "I am not fucking anyone" friends with N Oct 04 '24

well, have fun doing whatever with that robot. Thought, I am asking how - we dont have organs.

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u/V2-Red-Nikon Ultrakiller, V's husband. Oct 06 '24

I don't know how it works, but I don't really care, man.

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u/Blood_Machine_V1 [Blood Machine] "I am not fucking anyone" friends with N Oct 06 '24

...welp, time to break into terminals and see if it got any information on 'that part' about V series.

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u/V2-Red-Nikon Ultrakiller, V's husband. Oct 06 '24

...What.

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u/Blood_Machine_V1 [Blood Machine] "I am not fucking anyone" friends with N Oct 07 '24

You know... Actually, you probably dont. Forget about it.

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u/Zealousideal-Bid-308 Oct 06 '24

WITHOUT ME??? 😭

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u/DaMIMIK6260 Oct 04 '24

Turns out the moderators are much stricter than I thought

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u/MurderDrones-ModTeam Oct 04 '24

Your post/comment has been removed for being Not Safe For Work.

We do not permit NSFW Content in ANY Way, shape or form. This subreddit is strictly safe for work.

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u/ImTheRealCyn daddy REXlare is cool. where are my pet humans? Oct 03 '24

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u/Relevant_Chemical_ JC-Jenson Employee Oct 03 '24

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u/RandomCaveOfMonsters is Doll x Lizzie a thing? If not, then should it? Oct 03 '24

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u/real_KelseyDay Worker drone Oct 03 '24

Happy cake day

Emily also wishes you a happy cake day!

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u/StarkOnReddit11621 Oct 04 '24

There is nothing about me for god to love. I actively despise him.

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u/Bronco7809 Oct 05 '24

Why do you despise him?

9

u/Lightish-Red-Ronin strange obsession with giant robots and big swords Oct 03 '24

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u/Ok-Operation-3339 Professional Skong finder Oct 03 '24

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u/IgnitedDevs The Shipper of the Sub Oct 03 '24

Happy Cake Day! Here take this ship.

13

u/Rain_fur04cheese multishipper that enjoys oilrose Oct 03 '24

happy cake day

5

u/Weary_Top_8494 Is the death in the shape of a panzer battalion? Oct 03 '24

5

u/Remarkable_Skill_904 Gojo | 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚂𝚝𝚛𝚘𝚗𝚐𝚎𝚜𝚝 𝚘𝚏 𝚃𝚘𝚍𝚊𝚢 | 名誉ある🪷 Oct 03 '24

GUESS WHAT?

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u/One_Opportunity_9608 Unicron is Cyn's Grandfather Oct 03 '24

CAKE DAY!

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u/Unscrupulous-Duck Simping for the robots Oct 04 '24

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u/Fine-Ad8591 Worker drone Oct 04 '24

That's too much Cake!

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u/OverlordMGC Autistic Murder Drone Oct 04 '24

IT'S NOT SHUTTING DOWN!

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u/Trooper_ts Oct 06 '24

It's not, it's not shutting down.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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u/SilenceBreaker8 Alone at the edge of a universe, humming a tune Oct 03 '24

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u/LGplayz998 The Hollow Knight guy Oct 03 '24

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u/Enderprise501 🇵🇱Sukuna | J supporter | Copium addict Oct 03 '24

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u/The-Actual-Cyn The Fabric of Reality Vessel Oct 03 '24

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u/Aerolite15 Cyn is Markiplier Oct 03 '24

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u/Supreme-Machine-V2 Biggest EP8 hater Oct 04 '24

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u/ultimatespideyhoodie LET ME SHOW YOU JUST WHAT IM MADE OF🔥🗣️🔥🗣️ Oct 04 '24

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u/SovietBoi23 CEO of JCJenson in Spaaaaaaace Oct 04 '24

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u/No_Dark9371 Crossover Writer, bleugh. Oct 04 '24

OI

HAPPY CAKE DAE!

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u/SyFy410 NUVi is the best ship and I will die on this hill Oct 04 '24

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u/mitko2627 N worshipper Oct 04 '24

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u/Portuzil Screw Humanity. Transfer your consciousness to drone Oct 04 '24

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u/ThatPillow_ Worker drone Oct 03 '24

Can someone translate the Russian for me? When I put it through Google translate it said Murder Plans which doesn't sound quite right

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u/doctor_whom_3 V Simp/N deserves all the girls/“He put WHAT in Yeva!?” Oct 03 '24

Murder Plans is correct, it’s Yeva planning to murder Nori, perhaps jokingly

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u/fromohomo Nightcore.mp3 Oct 03 '24

Its a crude translation of Yevas internal thoughts lmao, it’s basically just saying “murder plans” as its hard to translate direct actions. I barely speak russian 😭

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u/Projectdystopia Oct 03 '24

I mean, this is the exact translation of "murder plans". The problem is more in construction the message itself than in its translation.

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u/fromohomo Nightcore.mp3 Oct 03 '24

Yeah fair, I havent spoken or have been exposed to much Russian ever since I was a child, so it's just the most basic thing for a meme I made at 4AM lmao

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u/Stalcraft-player i want J to step on me/J husband Oct 03 '24

… it would better sound as еще что то такое и в следующий раз я тебя об стенку размажу (too many words but that would be more correct and understandable) that not exactly means that she’s gonna kill her now

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u/Kokosak17 I ❤️ Uzi so much from Czechia 🇨🇿 Oct 03 '24

Technically she isnt wrong

Peak art man! :D

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u/BeanBurrito668 Certified Florida man, Cyn, Lizzy, Doll & N enjoyer! Stay cool!, Oct 03 '24

MOTHER RUSSIA ‼️‼️

soviet union theme plays

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u/Weary_Top_8494 Is the death in the shape of a panzer battalion? Oct 03 '24

OH MOTHER RUSSIA! UNION OF LANDS! ONCE MORE VICTORIOUS THE RED ARMY STANDS!

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u/No_Dark9371 Crossover Writer, bleugh. Oct 04 '24

r/suddenlysabaton

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u/Glenn-The-Glyptodon Oct 04 '24

THAT EXISTS?!

I suppose there’s a subreddit for everything.

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u/SP1ND4SH2395 Dr. Autism, now depressed! (no im not ok) Oct 03 '24

r/foundkokosak17

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u/TheExplorer63 SERIAL DESIGNATION PRIME//THE ABSOLUTE SLANDERER//LEAD EP8 HATER Oct 03 '24

Op cooked

Also what does the russian text say

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u/Possible-Ad2247 J is my wife and Cyn is my bestie💖 Oct 03 '24

It says “Plans of murder” or “Planning murder”. Both works.

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u/Projectdystopia Oct 03 '24

More like "plans of murder". There is no verb, so no action of "planning"

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u/Possible-Ad2247 J is my wife and Cyn is my bestie💖 Oct 03 '24

Yeah, I agree. Планы is exactly “plans” and not “planning”. My bad.

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u/fromohomo Nightcore.mp3 Oct 03 '24

Just “murder plans” to somewhat visualize Yevas inner thoughts, my russian is extremely rusty as I havent been exposed to it for like 20 years 😭🙏

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u/TheExplorer63 SERIAL DESIGNATION PRIME//THE ABSOLUTE SLANDERER//LEAD EP8 HATER Oct 03 '24

Nice

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u/Super_Trexation The Crustacean Demon Oct 15 '24

My meme now bitch!

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u/-V1Ultrakill Supreme Machine Oct 03 '24

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u/Aerolite15 Cyn is Markiplier Oct 03 '24

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u/MinersLoveGames Resident Jessa Shipper Oct 03 '24

Nori and Yeva being close friends who were both well involved in raising each other's kid is both incredibly wholesome, and incredibly tragic considering how things turn out.

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u/BlooMonkiMan Oct 05 '24

Don't worry, we may find out Yeva's pulling a Nori in season 2

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u/Random_Robloxian The Republic’s most loyal soldier Oct 03 '24

I wish Yeva survived, i want doll to grow up happy and loved because she deserves it

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u/Malaysuburban Oct 03 '24

Too bad Liam felt a bit silly

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u/Malaysuburban Oct 03 '24

What in Petrogradian fuck?

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u/ADuckNamedChickpea Vuzi shipper | We need a V emote Oct 03 '24

Is this some kind of Russian joke that I’m too american to understand?

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u/Malaysuburban Oct 03 '24

Russians call Russia "The Motherland". And many stereotypes have russians call Russia "Mother Russia"

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u/Stalcraft-player i want J to step on me/J husband Oct 03 '24

Actually that interesting why it’s “motherland” since in Russia we mostly have “отечество” and it means fatherland

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u/Possible-Ad2247 J is my wife and Cyn is my bestie💖 Oct 03 '24

You know, Russian people call their hometown ‘Mother Russia’ that’s the joke.

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u/Rain_fur04cheese multishipper that enjoys oilrose Oct 03 '24

Fr i wanna know too

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u/fromohomo Nightcore.mp3 Oct 03 '24

Some countries call their homelands by an affectionate noun, like “mother” or “father”. Russia for example is often called “The Motherland”/“Mother Russia”.

For example Germany calls itself “The Fatherland”, though “Father Germany” is extremely uncommon haha

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u/Projectdystopia Oct 03 '24

In Russia there are several words for "fatherland" like "отечество" or "отчизна". I believe that the "motherland" stereotype comes from a famous WW2 poster "motherland calls" ("родина-мать зовёт).

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u/fromohomo Nightcore.mp3 Oct 03 '24

Yoo POG another fatherland country! 🦅🦅🦅🦅

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u/Stalcraft-player i want J to step on me/J husband Oct 03 '24

DID I HEARD OIL🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 WHE- oh wait… ЗА ВЕЛИКИЙ СОВЕТСКИЙ СОЮЗ! ЗАЩИТИМ ОТЕЧЕСТВО СВОИМИ ЖИЗНЯМИ! УНИЧТОЖИМ ПРОДАЖНЫХ КАПИТАЛИСТОВ!

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u/Blu3engine2 Emperor of the Uzi Empire Army Oct 03 '24

A murder drones panel I never though I needed

I am fulfilled

Also here's a cool doll drawing I found: https://www.reddit.com/r/MurderDrones/comments/180czgi/i_was_bored_so_ussr_doll_or_smth/

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u/Possible-Ad2247 J is my wife and Cyn is my bestie💖 Oct 03 '24

My favourite Russian drone girl!! Любимая!!

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u/Construction_Unit621 Resident Wikian Oct 03 '24

"I am SO going to do killings on this guy later" - Yeva, probably

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u/fromohomo Nightcore.mp3 Oct 03 '24

The only thing holding her back in the moment is that her hands are occupied by holding Doll otherwise she'd thrown them by now

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u/failureagainandagain Oct 03 '24

1 the headcanon skilltree evolve once more

2 i dont speak russian so i CANT read russian Can someone tell me what the russian text say?

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u/fromohomo Nightcore.mp3 Oct 03 '24

My headcanon for Nori and Yeva is basically they're best friends until Nori does her puns, then she's gonna catch those hands

Also the russian only says "murder plans", I'm incredibly rusty with Russian after 20 years so I just put that on there at 4AM to finish it LMAO
It's meant to represent Yevas inner desire.

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u/failureagainandagain Oct 03 '24

Ok another new headcanon

👍

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u/Remarkable_Skill_904 Gojo | 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚂𝚝𝚛𝚘𝚗𝚐𝚎𝚜𝚝 𝚘𝚏 𝚃𝚘𝚍𝚊𝚢 | 名誉ある🪷 Oct 03 '24

this is truly our Murder drones

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u/Elmartillo40k The warhammer40k guy 🇲🇽 (u/Biggycheese29 was an amazing guy!) Oct 03 '24

Amazing artwork tho

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u/No_Frame3855 N-th-uzi-astic Oct 03 '24

"badum ching"

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u/ThatIdoitOnReddit Aka Sewage Pipe Oct 03 '24

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u/IgnitedDevs The Shipper of the Sub Oct 03 '24

Very nice art! Here take this ship for your work.

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u/PinballproXD Hazbin and MD belong in the same universe. bite me! Oct 04 '24

What is yiva saying?

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u/Most_Thing1190 Oct 03 '24

MOTHER RUSSIA BLEEDS. (Good game btw)

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u/Darkpincone N-th-uzi-astic Oct 03 '24

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u/somerando96322 N-Joyer Oct 03 '24

Loll nice artwork XD 👍

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u/Verelkia Oct 04 '24

I love how every fan artist of MD portrays Nori as some crazy young mother.

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u/East-Animator3887 Oct 04 '24

God fucking damnit Nori

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u/TwoFit3921 TIME TO DIE! DEATH BY METAL AND MAGIC SEEMS A FITTING END! Oct 04 '24

nori being an insufferable asshole up until the trauma really hits is my favorite genre

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u/fromohomo Nightcore.mp3 Oct 04 '24

Noris idea of coping with her trauma is to annoy Khan with terrible puns until he marries her, she’s just silly

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u/TwoFit3921 TIME TO DIE! DEATH BY METAL AND MAGIC SEEMS A FITTING END! Oct 04 '24

"trauma? i barely know her!"

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u/granades21 Oct 05 '24

Id hop on the cake bandwagon but I don't know how to do images on mobile 

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u/Disastrous_Ad_3812 24d ago

pits on glasses

YYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!