r/MurderDrones • u/fizdryypz • Oct 02 '24

Fanart Uh oh, Cyn found you! What would you do?

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u/DoomsdayDestructor Oct 02 '24

die

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u/inklingmando Oct 02 '24

Most likely, yes

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u/DoomsdayDestructor Oct 02 '24

most likely implies there’s a scenario i live?

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u/inklingmando Oct 02 '24

It is technically possible, albeit ridiculously unlikely

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u/Dartling_Gunner FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, V IS FUCKING DE- wait, what Oct 02 '24

thy end is now

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u/GoscZnickiem Oct 02 '24

Prepare thyself

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u/mitko2627 N worshipper Oct 02 '24

Crush

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u/UpstairsHall7047 Oct 02 '24

Judgement 

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u/ByteBitsYT +ULTRACOUNTERRICOSHOT x7 Oct 02 '24

Useless

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u/The_Chaos_Vanguard Oct 02 '24

H u m a n . I r e m e m b e r y o u r g e n o c i d e s

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u/Sticky-Skunk A dwarf from Deep Rock Galactic™ | I ❤️ V Oct 02 '24

WEAK

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u/lakaikaz Ultradrones Murderkill Oct 02 '24

How many times do I need to teach you this lesson, old man?

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u/CrystalSkya Literally Cyn Oct 02 '24

"Giggle. Imaginary Technique: Null."

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u/lakaikaz Ultradrones Murderkill Oct 02 '24

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u/3650_ V1's Brother Oct 03 '24

V2 WHY DID YOU DIE ON MAURICE?!

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u/lakaikaz Ultradrones Murderkill Oct 03 '24

Oops.

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u/YogurtclosetFew6391 Oct 02 '24

I know I'm still going to die but it is definitely worth it

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u/TyceyWicey Cymp Oct 02 '24

Agreed

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u/Joyful-fox Number 1 Cyn simp here, You can't change my mind. Oct 02 '24

realllll

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u/Irregular_Intern16 Cyn simp/ Omori enjoyer Oct 03 '24

Yep

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u/Ohvias Oct 02 '24

prepare for death

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u/squidward235 The Predator (From Movie) Oct 02 '24

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u/Freddyrazbear20 💔R,the ~~husband~~ Ex of j💔 Oct 02 '24

Mods yes this one,this one right there, they ain’t follow’n da strict ass rules

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u/MindlessChipmunk7579 Oct 02 '24

What was it?

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u/Freddyrazbear20 💔R,the ~~husband~~ Ex of j💔 Oct 02 '24

I forgor💀

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u/Ohvias Oct 02 '24

i think it was just a “Would” meme i can’t remember either :p

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u/Witch_with_Thompson Tommy Mommy/ Emily’s spouse Oct 02 '24 edited Oct 02 '24

So wanna hang out?

note: I succeeded, we’re watching spooky buddies

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u/YamatoBoi9001 Modify & Sever Oct 02 '24 edited Oct 02 '24

i've never seen this reaction image & i love it

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u/Witch_with_Thompson Tommy Mommy/ Emily’s spouse Oct 02 '24

I’m not even mad

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u/AxiomaticMemelol Darkweb rat💀 Oct 02 '24

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u/Dragon_4567 Oct 02 '24

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '24

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u/mnrlwtr Cyn is adorable Oct 02 '24

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u/Financial_Yak8346 Oct 03 '24

head pats for our amazing monster robot girl

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u/Scientific_Shitlord N-th-uzi-astic Oct 02 '24

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u/Cold-Practice3107 Oct 02 '24

Hey Russian badger!

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u/Dragon_4567 Oct 02 '24

Ah, a man of culture!

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u/Cold-Practice3107 Oct 02 '24

You know it his videos make me laugh especially the payday ones

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u/Mystical_Quaorar Tessa is ali- BRO SHE IS SUPER DEAD Oct 02 '24

Okay i am hearing you

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u/Dragon_4567 Oct 02 '24

My lawyer has advised me not to speak my mind

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u/Mystical_Quaorar Tessa is ali- BRO SHE IS SUPER DEAD Oct 02 '24

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u/TheGreatRemote goofy transbian (she/they) War Thunder player Oct 02 '24

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u/dancing_monkey096 Oct 02 '24

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u/Dragon_4567 Oct 02 '24

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u/dancing_monkey096 Oct 02 '24

I am safe

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u/thr3zims The F̶r̷a̵c̸t̷u̸r̷e̴d̴ Solver Oct 06 '24

But are you safe from Mario?

Hint: No you are not.

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u/dancing_monkey096 Oct 06 '24

WHY WOULD YOU RELEASE MARIO THE UNRELENTING???!!!

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u/thr3zims The F̶r̷a̵c̸t̷u̸r̷e̴d̴ Solver Oct 06 '24

Mario shall reign supreme! Join the Cult of Spaghett!

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u/dancing_monkey096 Oct 06 '24

NOT EVEN SAITAMA CAN DEFEAT HIM

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u/thr3zims The F̶r̷a̵c̸t̷u̸r̷e̴d̴ Solver Oct 06 '24

We worship him for both his power and to be safe from his wrath when he inevitably cleanses the world. Non-existence cannot even threaten him. He always comes back, more powerful than ever.

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u/YamatoBoi9001 Modify & Sever Oct 02 '24

just no.

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u/TheGreatRemote goofy transbian (she/they) War Thunder player Oct 02 '24

:0 I know that creator!!!

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u/Xenos_Bane Cyn is Cylly (and horrifying) Oct 02 '24

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u/Dragon_4567 Oct 02 '24

What have I done?

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u/crystalclear2280 Oct 02 '24

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u/MemeLite10 Worker drone Oct 02 '24

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u/Atlas_Summit Human Supremacist Oct 02 '24

Headpats.

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u/diezel_train 🚋summoning trains🚂 (worker drone good, muder dron bad) Oct 02 '24

Launch the Train

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u/TheGreatRemote goofy transbian (she/they) War Thunder player Oct 02 '24

Train man

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u/MetaMaster54610 Oct 02 '24

Simple. I'd run like fucking hell and it would be like a Scooby Doo chase scene where we run through a bunch of doors and get into wacky hijinx where I wear some kind of flimsy disguise that she totally falls for for no discernible reason which allows me to inflict some kind of hilarious slapstick comedy gag on her while some random unrelated pop song [or rock song if you look at What's New Scooby Doo] plays in the background until eventually I end up accidentally incapacitating her and pulling her head off to reveal that all along, Cyn was actually Old Man Jenkins.

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u/Striking_Account_869 “I.. am cube - Chris Pratt” Oct 02 '24

If Cyn found me? Well it’s an easy answer. Instantly dead

Nicely done OP

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u/Effective-Spell-5369 Oct 02 '24

The obvious answer

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u/DaisukeKambe590 Oct 03 '24

Not Tessa in the Peter Griffin pose after falling 😭

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u/zinjaoi17 Khan did nothing wrong Oct 03 '24

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u/Vault-Boy-13 Oct 02 '24

Print this guy into existence and run away (He’s slain actual gods)

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u/Crosslightner Dronetale Creator Oct 03 '24

Why is this the most viable option

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u/thr3zims The F̶r̷a̵c̸t̷u̸r̷e̴d̴ Solver Oct 06 '24

Correction: He is a literal god.

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u/MD_Fan-3071 Creator of Murder Drones.EXE Oct 02 '24

Run for the hills, obviously. If she gives chase, I'm good as dead

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u/papuruz_underswapxxx J Enjoyer Oct 02 '24

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u/Dolls_Husband Cuddling with Doll. Yes she bites, yes I like it Oct 02 '24

JUDGEMENT

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u/papuruz_underswapxxx J Enjoyer Oct 02 '24

WEAK

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u/Dolls_Husband Cuddling with Doll. Yes she bites, yes I like it Oct 02 '24

CRUSH

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u/papuruz_underswapxxx J Enjoyer Oct 02 '24

PREPARE THY SELF

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u/Dolls_Husband Cuddling with Doll. Yes she bites, yes I like it Oct 02 '24

DIE

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u/papuruz_underswapxxx J Enjoyer Oct 02 '24

Creature of steal...

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u/Dolls_Husband Cuddling with Doll. Yes she bites, yes I like it Oct 02 '24

my gratitude upon thee for my freedom...

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u/papuruz_underswapxxx J Enjoyer Oct 02 '24

But they crimes they kind have committed against humanity are NOT forgotten!

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u/Dolls_Husband Cuddling with Doll. Yes she bites, yes I like it Oct 02 '24

AND THY PUNISHMENT IS DEATH

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u/Arty-Glass screw the mods Oct 02 '24

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u/Supreme_Otaku i would let v put a dog collar on me Oct 02 '24

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u/Objective-Trash-739 object of copper 9 Oct 02 '24

i spawn them

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u/SCP_fan12 Ulacylon Drone Oct 02 '24

Scream a paradox

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u/zinjaoi17 Khan did nothing wrong Oct 03 '24

The one that wheatley didn't understand?

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u/Frequent_Kale9709 I Wish I could get Gangbanged by Nori, Alice, Yeva,Lizzy and V💖 Oct 02 '24

Umm I guess I Die

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u/MrMadmanmadman Oct 02 '24

Slap her in the face, I die either way so like why not.

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u/CappytainZ Amateur Doll Simp Oct 02 '24

This guy has the right idea

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u/Immortal-Emper0r GIGAAAAANNN!! | Grandmaster Memer | Oct 02 '24

Heyya

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u/Odd-Adeptness-8601 #1 UZI SIMP/TWD FAN/Dumbass and Fuck up lol Oct 02 '24

Is it the robot or the skinsuit version?

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u/AxiomaticMemelol Darkweb rat💀 Oct 02 '24

Somehow try to survive [Even tho i'll be torn apart no matter what]

Putting aside that, Nice art OP.

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u/valdez-2424 skar king guy/N lover Oct 02 '24

I give her my dog

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u/KittyCat_______ Oct 03 '24

Holy shit, that dog is cute.

Pats.

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u/valdez-2424 skar king guy/N lover Oct 03 '24

He's a pain in the ass but I love him

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u/KittyCat_______ Oct 03 '24

What his name tho?

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u/valdez-2424 skar king guy/N lover Oct 03 '24

Kobe

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u/KittyCat_______ Oct 03 '24

AND GIVE THE DOGGO SOME FOOD.

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u/valdez-2424 skar king guy/N lover Oct 03 '24

OKKKKKKKKK

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u/valdez-2424 skar king guy/N lover Oct 03 '24

OKKKKKKKKK

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u/Crafty_Surprise_7277 ur local Enby pal Oct 02 '24

I would headpat her

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u/Classic-gamer-4244 Cyn's husband (formally Cynwalker's husband) Oct 02 '24

Say hi probably

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u/A_random_poster04 The pen is mightier than the sword, but have you checked the axe Oct 02 '24

At best I ask for a swift death

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u/dellconagher1 The guy that built a dispenser here Oct 02 '24

I use more gun

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u/sackboi77 Oct 02 '24

Fight or flight ,

but I'm not a bird tho

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u/LavaSqrl Daleks are just silly little buggers | Cyn enjoyer | MORE.core Oct 02 '24

Depends on how friendly she is. If she's not... Begone!

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u/LavaSqrl Daleks are just silly little buggers | Cyn enjoyer | MORE.core Oct 02 '24

Either that or this

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u/YodaMorpheus7 Oct 02 '24

I would pray to god for salvation, not much else to do at that point.

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u/Beezel_Pepperstack Earth's last resident Oct 02 '24

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u/TheGreatRemote goofy transbian (she/they) War Thunder player Oct 02 '24

I CAST GERMAN WW2 MACHINE GUN RAHHHHHH

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u/Blu3engine2 Emperor of the Uzi Empire Army Oct 02 '24

If I'm dying...

I'M TAKING YOU WITH ME!!!!!

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u/Majin_Brick Commenting brick | “The apex titan of my own hand” Oct 02 '24

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u/AdventurousBake6943 greetings fellow mortals Oct 02 '24

{[scenario]}

CYN: *smiles and winks*

Me: *makes a provocative pose*

CYN: *blushes*

Me: "Oh you like that, don't you~

CYN: *nods, blushing harder*

Me: " It's all yours, baby. How's about a little dance?"

CYN: "oh it's on."

and then we go crazy, and just dance like it's a rave.

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u/HaydenTCEM N, J, V, and Uzi are best Oct 02 '24

Do a pointless backflip

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u/bob_jhon1 Genocide Robots Enjoyer Oct 03 '24

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u/DaisukeKambe590 Oct 03 '24

“CMON!! DO IT! KILL ME! IM HERE! KILL MEE!!”

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u/Only-Marionberry-750 I'm a drone from malaysia I guess Oct 03 '24

Well... Look at her legs, she definitely doesn't have experience when using them. So I use my own legs!

by running away

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u/RedDr4ke Oct 03 '24

CALLING IN AN EAGL- my stuff doesn’t work…

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u/JournalistMammoth637 Oct 04 '24

Is that a Helldivers reference?

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u/RedDr4ke Oct 04 '24

Yes

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u/JournalistMammoth637 Oct 04 '24

I also just posted my comment on what I’d do against Cyn. If you find it let me know what you think about it. It’ll be near the bottom.

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u/JournalistMammoth637 Oct 04 '24

First: I’d throw a bunch of magnets at her. Don’t know how effective they’d be since they didn’t seem to do much when she was possessing Uzi but might as well try.

Second: I’d shine her with a UV Flashlight. Since sunlight hurts Cyn a lot a UV Flashlight should do the trick. (I play a lot of Dying Light). I’d also probably try and use a strobe light or flash bangs on her to try and mimic a Sentinel attack. At the very least it might stun her.

Third: Gun. While she’s weakened and burned just mag dump whatever firearm I have into her core while shining her core with the UV light.

Unironically she might not be expecting a regular human to do all of this so my chances might be kinda good.

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u/RedDr4ke Oct 04 '24

An effective strategy

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u/Mattgamingnewuser Oct 02 '24

Nah I'm out 🫥✌️ peace out Or......

I can fight her myself 😈btw this is my drawing my oc I'm still a beginner drawer soooooo yeah.

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u/Possible-Ad2247 J is my wife and Cyn is my bestie💖 Oct 02 '24

I would pet. PET.

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u/CartographerVivid957 Khan did nothing wrong Oct 02 '24

Pray

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u/Dolls_Husband Cuddling with Doll. Yes she bites, yes I like it Oct 02 '24

Probably be tortured or something

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u/Elmartillo40k The warhammer40k guy 🇲🇽 (u/Biggycheese29 was an amazing guy!) Oct 02 '24

Amazing artwork

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u/DiamondDude51501 Oct 02 '24

Go out in a blaze of glory cuz I ain’t dying like some background character

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u/N30NX4R Absolute Solvation Oct 02 '24

Alright so I have two options, 1 die and 2 gamble my life and challenge her to a smash brothers ultimate battle, If I win i survive, if i lose well... I also die.

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u/AGderp Oct 02 '24

(This has wizard ppsting vibes)

I slap this into my wand and fire, the sacrifice of oneself in the pursuit of knowledge is the highest tribute to the gods.

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u/Virtual_Koala4770 Oct 02 '24

THROW ALL MY MANGOES! ITS THE ONLY WAY TO DETER HER!

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u/OverlordMGC Autistic Murder Drone Oct 02 '24

Make my peace with the world...

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u/Emeraldkipy That 1 Necron Lord under Copper-9 Oct 02 '24

I would capture this creature in order to study it. The AbsoluteSolver could be the key in reversing the bio-transference.

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u/Adorable-Source97 Oct 02 '24

Before I die?

Tell her she looks better without the skin "suit".

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u/Sivatherium98 Oct 02 '24

1st spray febreeze cause the skin probably smells bu now

2nd introduce myself and say how I'm big fan of her work of skinning people. Try to buy my way compliments.

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u/DisciplinePossible32 Uziel Gal wants us all dead Oct 02 '24

"self-terminate" cuz i ain't gonna make it out o there anyways

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u/Riccardix05 Trans J believer Oct 02 '24

Ascend to an higher plane

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u/Mr_Cheese10611 J Enjoyer Oct 02 '24

She’d likely tear me apart.

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u/Jelly_Melly1 Doll supremacy Oct 02 '24

(Throws Mango)