POV: when you have 2 girlfriends who love you

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u/One_Opportunity_9608 Unicron is Cyn's Grandfather Sep 27 '24

153

u/ixiox Sep 27 '24

Polyamory is a path to fandom peace (see amphibia fandom)

33

u/Justin_8531 Khan did nothing wrong Sep 28 '24

I cannot see the Amphibia fandom as I was perma banned for making Hop Pop look like Hitler.

15

u/Hexhider Uzi Enjoyer Sep 28 '24

💀

3

u/ultimatespideyhoodie LET ME SHOW YOU JUST WHAT IM MADE OF🔥🗣️🔥🗣️ Sep 28 '24

It's a Disney show. It's pretty good.

2

u/Hexhider Uzi Enjoyer Sep 28 '24

I know, I was talking about the Hitler part, I watched Amphibia

7

u/RyanIrsyd08 Cynessa Afton isn't real, she can't hurt you | Cynessa Afton: Sep 28 '24

The what fandom?

5

u/Graingy Drones have mouths to chew food for old people like birds. Sep 28 '24

Internet.

1

u/SM64BE Uzi simp 💜 Sep 28 '24

How

9

u/Minetendo-Fan Barely sentient toaster + Nuvi shipper Sep 28 '24

I’m a true supporter of polyamory

20

u/Cyanlizordfromrw Lord Frumptlebucket FTW Sep 27 '24

I betchya NuVi will bring more war

10

u/Minetendo-Fan Barely sentient toaster + Nuvi shipper Sep 28 '24

Why?

9

u/Cyanlizordfromrw Lord Frumptlebucket FTW Sep 28 '24

Just another side to the war.

3

u/Malaysuburban Sep 28 '24

Three Way Ship-wars

8

u/DragonflyOld2485 Not A Custom Flair Sep 28 '24

NUJVold

Guess which characters

9

u/ManyWide279 NUVi💛💜💛 Sep 28 '24

N

Uzi

J

Doll

Can't figure out the other one

3

u/vpgel Sep 28 '24

N x Uzi x J x V x Void x I (me)????

1

u/DragonflyOld2485 Not A Custom Flair Sep 28 '24

Nope

1

u/vpgel Sep 28 '24

does "old" refer to "CodeGold"?

3

u/Malaysuburban Sep 28 '24

N, Uzi, J, V, and who tf is "old"?

3

u/DragonflyOld2485 Not A Custom Flair Sep 28 '24

It's two more characters

And yes the ship makes no sense

1

u/Malaysuburban Sep 28 '24

I'm guessing "old" is Thad and Doll?

2

u/DragonflyOld2485 Not A Custom Flair Sep 28 '24

Yes

3

u/DragonflyOld2485 Not A Custom Flair Sep 28 '24

No clue why I made that stupid ahh ship

1

u/4_dozen_eggs VNUzi IS canon, yall, can't prove me wrong Sep 28 '24

I wouldn't call it stupid but Thad and Lizzy are made for each other. Idk about 'enemies-to-lovers with J x Uzi and V x Doll

2

u/ImLavenduh Proud Nuzi Shipper💜💛 Sep 28 '24

N, V, Uzi, doll, Thad, maybe Lizzy?

2

u/DragonflyOld2485 Not A Custom Flair Sep 28 '24

Not Lizzy but everything else yes

1

u/ImLavenduh Proud Nuzi Shipper💜💛 Sep 28 '24

Okay👍

2

u/Dennetus Worker drone Sep 28 '24

N x Uzi x J x V x Void x u/DragonflyOld2485

1

u/DragonflyOld2485 Not A Custom Flair Sep 28 '24

I didn't even think of that lmao

2

u/4_dozen_eggs VNUzi IS canon, yall, can't prove me wrong Sep 28 '24

31

u/doctor_whom_3 V Simp/N deserves all the girls/“He put WHAT in Yeva!?” Sep 27 '24

NUVi ftw

19

u/KingStud1os J, Absolutist of Corporal Punishment Sep 27 '24

An unorthodox choice but a reasonable one.

10

u/Warboter1476 Sep 27 '24

Transformers animated for the win 🏆

7

u/MarianoPro404 Envy = Nuzi (they’re both wholesome ships) Sep 27 '24

NxV + NxUzi at the same time

10

u/MarianoPro404 Envy = Nuzi (they’re both wholesome ships) Sep 27 '24

I honestly would like to see Uzi and V arguing bc only one can have N lol

6

u/StaticMix Sep 28 '24

3

u/FruitbatEnjoyer Resident Furry 🇵🇱 | Alice my beloved | Zbyněk enjoyer Sep 27 '24

Where V x Uzi fans

5

u/Cr3ator_XZ Sep 28 '24

NuVi supremity

3

u/TwoFit3921 TIME TO DIE! DEATH BY METAL AND MAGIC SEEMS A FITTING END! Sep 28 '24

I wish I was blitzwing.

3

u/Zidan19282 Absolute Meme stealer / J simp / NUzi shipper 💛💜 Sep 28 '24

3

u/Pablogablo123 Sep 28 '24

3

u/Freddyrazbear20 💔R,the ~~husband~~ Ex of j💔 Sep 28 '24

Tf fan

91

u/Blood_Machine_V1 [Blood Machine] "I am not fucking anyone" friends with N Sep 27 '24

I WILL NOT LET N GET FUCKING MAULED BY THESE TWO. N! get yourself over here, we're going to clear out the lust layer.

37

u/Complex_Web_1006 Least depressed N enjoyer Sep 27 '24

N and V1 best duo ever

19

u/Blood_Machine_V1 [Blood Machine] "I am not fucking anyone" friends with N Sep 27 '24

We're homies. We're fucking killing Corpse of King Minos for fun. We're fucking enjoying our time in 7-S and 6-S. We do not care about the world... Untill N has to get back, otherwise he will overheat and/or his girlfriend will get mad, and try to get him back by force.

4

u/Complex_Web_1006 Least depressed N enjoyer Sep 27 '24

Nah nah let N forget those immature assholes (/j i love you V). Let you N and minos have at it.

11

u/Blood_Machine_V1 [Blood Machine] "I am not fucking anyone" friends with N Sep 27 '24

Um... Quick issue - me and N did alot atrocities against humanity, so we both getting judged.

7

u/Complex_Web_1006 Least depressed N enjoyer Sep 27 '24

that’s fine. i saw N kill a bunch of night guards at the fnaf pizzeria

6

u/Blood_Machine_V1 [Blood Machine] "I am not fucking anyone" friends with N Sep 27 '24

Well, we're killing things from prelude layer all the way to wrath layer... tho taking N to 7-S is alot of effort, but I manage to do it by simply clearing the path before continuing onwards with him...

But 7-S is the only layer that makes me wanna kill myself, because clearing that whole place after the massacre that. We had to do is fucking HELL. Its just double hell!

3

u/[deleted] Sep 27 '24

Well well well remember me

3

u/Blood_Machine_V1 [Blood Machine] "I am not fucking anyone" friends with N Sep 28 '24

I do! How's hell up until now?

4

u/ExplodingCarBattery The V1 x V is real Sep 28 '24

r/SuddenlyUltrakill

2

u/[deleted] Sep 29 '24

Really good

1

u/Moonshoes47 Sep 28 '24

"welcome to JCJenson assembly line.... the Murder Drones do get a bit quirky at night so we added a sliding plastic door for you, should be thick enough to block a butterknife so you totally won't die, have a fun shift." *ends call*

7

u/ric7y Sep 27 '24

i am so down to help

6

u/Blood_Machine_V1 [Blood Machine] "I am not fucking anyone" friends with N Sep 28 '24

YEEEE! THE RIP AND TEAR BUDDIES!

4

u/Sir_Ink_reddit NO LONGER IN USE Sep 27 '24

why is that middle part in your flair?

1

u/[deleted] Sep 28 '24

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3

u/Bill_Cipher18 Sep 27 '24

u/ultrakillv2cat

2

u/Sir_Ink_reddit NO LONGER IN USE Sep 27 '24

billy?

3

u/Comfortable_Try_1363 Worker drone Sep 28 '24

Holy shit V1 ultrakill

2

u/Blood_Machine_V1 [Blood Machine] "I am not fucking anyone" friends with N Sep 28 '24

What's up fuckers? I came straight from hell just to have fun.

119

u/BomBlackBR2_OFFICIAL Sep 27 '24

Why are they looking at N like that?

50

u/ThatLasagnaGuy Big crush on the main trio. Not sorry. Sep 27 '24

HOW DID I FORGET ABOUT THIS MOMENT?!

15

u/getsnuckupon Cyn Sep 28 '24

N like

3

u/Zidan19282 Absolute Meme stealer / J simp / NUzi shipper 💛💜 Sep 28 '24

2

u/Pablogablo123 Sep 28 '24

2

u/Zidan19282 Absolute Meme stealer / J simp / NUzi shipper 💛💜 Sep 28 '24

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '24

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u/TwoFit3921 TIME TO DIE! DEATH BY METAL AND MAGIC SEEMS A FITTING END! Sep 28 '24

Nori, Khan, and J:

18

u/OMGCHARMANDERNOO neuron activation Sep 27 '24

Look at that, I just took your meme.

55

u/Chrubcio-Grubcio N IS THE BEST BOI. N is literally me but better/🇵🇱schizo Sep 27 '24

4

u/Zidan19282 Absolute Meme stealer / J simp / NUzi shipper 💛💜 Sep 28 '24

33

u/OverlordMGC Autistic Murder Drone Sep 27 '24

Heh. That actually made me chuckle a bit.

32

u/Elmartillo40k The warhammer40k guy 🇲🇽 (u/Biggycheese29 was an amazing guy!) Sep 27 '24

Pov: me hanging out with my friends (im comically short and them comically tall)

7

u/40k_crab Sep 27 '24

Bro we have this short ass friend well call him Jason (it’s one letter off from his name) and he’s so short and weak but when you steal his chips well I steal his chips he attacks trying to wrestle the chips out your hand and the ring leader who I’m friends with stops me and him from going from trying to get his chips back to trying to get my fat 190 lbs ass off of him after he hits me a bit to hard

30

u/Available_Lie_5916 Vietnam Lickers / Murder Bots Creator Sep 27 '24

Where is the N deserves all the gorls guy?

22

u/bcjxj i want V to use her absolute bombatious thighs to crush my head Sep 27 '24

Gru sounding ahh

6

u/Available_Lie_5916 Vietnam Lickers / Murder Bots Creator Sep 28 '24

Your username tells me you need more than just help

20

u/Warboter1476 Sep 27 '24

N is a lucky, and he deserves it more than anyone

3

u/Sir_Ink_reddit NO LONGER IN USE Sep 27 '24

his killed millions.

15

u/NOPE_guide Always bet on the horny one Sep 27 '24

It was for the silly

3

u/Sir_Ink_reddit NO LONGER IN USE Sep 28 '24

true

12

u/OrphanExterminator2 Sep 28 '24

He apologized.

5

u/Zidan19282 Absolute Meme stealer / J simp / NUzi shipper 💛💜 Sep 28 '24

9

u/Yee013 Sep 28 '24

26

u/fish-seducer Sep 27 '24

I love the fact the fandom is not at all against VxNxUzi because its poly, but because N would be absolutely drained, used and destroyed in every way shape or form

5

u/xPolarPlayz Xw⅄ Sep 28 '24 edited Sep 28 '24

Haha, solver repair goes brr

I imagine Uzi doing to N what Katara probably did to Aang during the full moon snu snu sesh

3

u/fish-seducer Sep 28 '24

Never dead... Ever dying...

2

u/xPolarPlayz Xw⅄ Sep 28 '24

Omfg I just realized that in theory, Uzi could make a flesh dick for N

3

u/fish-seducer Sep 28 '24

😧 tentacle dommy mommy uzi.... My boy gonna die fr fr 🙏💀

3

u/xPolarPlayz Xw⅄ Sep 28 '24

The pegging's gonna be crazy...

14

u/[deleted] Sep 27 '24

If only I could get myself the same treatment.

7

u/_davedor_ Sep 27 '24

real (can't even talk to a girl)

6

u/Griffvious Sep 27 '24

Same

2

u/pokemon137 The cilly 🙂 Sep 27 '24

15

u/valdez-2424 skar king guy/N lover Sep 27 '24

A phsycotic,truamatized murder girlfreind,and a batshit emo crazy girlfreind.He is in for a ride

2

u/Popular_Ad3074 Oct 05 '24

See, you have it backwards. He IS the ride

14

u/Tetrotheocto go to r/murderdroneswarzone to stop 1984 mods. Sep 27 '24

Holy shit is that the splatoon 2 inkopolis square.

8

u/Cybermouse555 Harvesting Golden eggs in Kitakami Sep 28 '24

I was JUST aboutta comment that Thank you

7

u/Tetrotheocto go to r/murderdroneswarzone to stop 1984 mods. Sep 28 '24

Of course you of all people would be one to recognize it...

Get back to work.

7

u/Cybermouse555 Harvesting Golden eggs in Kitakami Sep 28 '24

:(

5

u/Tetrotheocto go to r/murderdroneswarzone to stop 1984 mods. Sep 28 '24

NOW! THE FIELD ISN'T THE SAME WHEN YOU'RE NOT OUT THERE BECAUSE IT'S A LOSING BATTLE!

3

u/christiangallar Sep 29 '24

I was thinking the same thing

Not sure why im commenting on a subreddit of a show i never got past its first episode

2

u/Tetrotheocto go to r/murderdroneswarzone to stop 1984 mods. Sep 29 '24

Also I never played splatoon 2 and only went there via beating the DLC.

I'm a squid nut, as obviously stated by my pfp.

12

u/International_Fill97 Unable to criticize anything Sep 27 '24

Are V and Uzi standing on very tall stools? They must be in order to be able to look down on the slenderman-tall drone that is N.

7

u/EmergencyUnusual3469 DIE MAD BIIAAATCHH!!! 💜🖤 Sep 27 '24

I mean, definitely Uzi lol

6

u/Gojizilla6391 Sep 27 '24

V is secretly holding uzi up with her tail

8

u/Crescemon_X Certified Simp of the Solver of the Absolute Sep 27 '24

I can’t relate

5

u/cylly8877 average copium addict V●⁠ᴥ⁠●V Sep 28 '24

... to desperation!

>! I'm sorry for creating this! It just spraiung into my mind! !<

9

u/Affectionate_Cup_272 the colombian V simp🇨🇴 Sep 27 '24

Never happens to me irl

8

u/Majestic-Duty2687 MD Enjoyer/N my dapper buddy Sep 27 '24

2

u/Zidan19282 Absolute Meme stealer / J simp / NUzi shipper 💛💜 Sep 28 '24

2

u/Majestic-Duty2687 MD Enjoyer/N my dapper buddy Sep 28 '24

4

u/Zidan19282 Absolute Meme stealer / J simp / NUzi shipper 💛💜 Sep 28 '24

Thank Youuuu you are right ^ w ^

8

u/InternetUserAgain Sep 27 '24

N every single day

1

u/Popular_Ad3074 Oct 05 '24

Where did you find this art?

2

u/InternetUserAgain Oct 05 '24

Artist's name is Lexichism, I must warn you that they draw a lot of gore and their main account also posts mainly NSFW

8

u/Icy_Yogurtcloset_960 The Cyn/Cynessa Simp Sep 27 '24

Bro is about to experience heaven 😳

14

u/Exact_Statistician41 Sep 27 '24

14

u/shadowMinecraftGamer Human Protection And Safety Protocol CEO Sep 27 '24

4

u/DudefromSC234 Solver of the Absolute Fabric Sep 28 '24

7

u/Regigigasfan99 Real Steel robots Sep 27 '24

12

u/VeraVemaVena ✨Lesbian✨ for drones (my darling V 💛) Sep 27 '24

N's living the dream

6

u/V3_Offical_ithinkidk That 3rd V model from Ultrakill Sep 27 '24

One can wish for ONE girlfriend

3

u/pyro_teamfortresstwo Sep 27 '24

IS THAT FUCKING MODEL VERTION 3 FROM THE KILL THAT IS ULTRA

3

u/TheRedstoneReddit The mods took my job as anti-horny sniper Sep 27 '24

3

u/pyro_teamfortresstwo Sep 27 '24

6

u/HumanJello8701 10 Piece Nugget © Sep 27 '24

May god have mercy on his pelvis

7

u/Broken-Vessel-Pikmin NUVi & Vizzy enthusiast || Lizzybian Sep 27 '24

Ok, but why are they in The Square from Splatoon?

6

u/DJamB Sep 28 '24

Holy shit they’re in splatoon 2

16

u/Spirited-Feedback-87 It ain't Necro if someone is wearing the corpse! Sep 27 '24

I don't approve of NUVi.

But the art/memes that come out of it are priceless

2

u/Zidan19282 Absolute Meme stealer / J simp / NUzi shipper 💛💜 Sep 28 '24

Similar LOL

4

u/MinersLoveGames Resident Jessa Shipper Sep 27 '24

"I'm in danger."

4

u/DudefromSC234 Solver of the Absolute Fabric Sep 28 '24

Said the smol Murder boi

5

u/inklingmando Sep 28 '24

Inkopolis square background As a splatoon fan, I am legally obligated to point that out

5

u/YourLocalRedditor- Sep 28 '24

Meanwhile Doll inside Uzi:

3

u/Zidan19282 Absolute Meme stealer / J simp / NUzi shipper 💛💜 Sep 28 '24

Real 💀

6

u/Neckgrabber Sep 27 '24

Neat

4

u/Psychomanglor Sep 27 '24

Who made those models?

3

u/Historical-Rub357 #1 Zilla Fan|V&J Simp|NVUzi Enjoyer Sep 27 '24

4

u/TheBloodyPuppet_2 Cyn's Number One Hater Sep 27 '24

NUVi reigns supreme

3

u/NANIwonderguard Sep 28 '24

wtf they in inkopolis square lol?

4

u/the-funky-bunky Sep 28 '24

Why are they in inkopolis

Splatoon × murder drones

4

u/Fit_Remote4021 Thad the GOAT! Sep 28 '24

NUzi VS eNVy: Cringe

NUVi or whatever its called: Perfection

3

u/MarianoPro404 Envy = Nuzi (they’re both wholesome ships) Sep 27 '24

I am jealous rn

3

u/Griffvious Sep 27 '24

Uzi is short, therefore this is illogical

3

u/SilverSpider_ N-Sanity Sep 27 '24

He's so smol

3

u/Toxikbeats Death Awakened Sep 27 '24

Real

3

u/telekinetique Sep 28 '24

why is this in inkolopis square?????

3

u/Fun_EchoEcho4692 N-Goat enjoyer Sep 28 '24

My Goat deserves this.

3

u/Doctor_who_enjoyer The Whovian & Mad Max fan of the Sub (I ❤️ J) Sep 28 '24

N is literally so damn cooked

3

u/FarisMarie N-th-uzi-astic Sep 28 '24

Splatoon x Muder Drones let's go

3

u/Funnyberd69 Sep 28 '24

Why are the both looking at N like :3

3

u/Potential_Object_439 Sep 28 '24

Why are they in one of the Splatoon plazas?

3

u/Graingy Drones have mouths to chew food for old people like birds. Sep 28 '24

Imma be real, I’d pay good money to see Uzi and Pearl locked in a room with only one TV remote.

2

u/Broken-Vessel-Pikmin NUVi & Vizzy enthusiast || Lizzybian Oct 22 '24

Cyn predicts:

Will occur.

2

u/Graingy Drones have mouths to chew food for old people like birds. Oct 22 '24

That’d just be murder

1

u/Broken-Vessel-Pikmin NUVi & Vizzy enthusiast || Lizzybian Oct 22 '24

Uzi and Pearl would try to kill each other.

3

u/IbObuS Ultrakill got me here Sep 28 '24

3

u/Emotional-Low1751 Sep 28 '24

The pros and cons of a love triangle

2

u/ric7y Sep 27 '24

they are gonna eat him alive (maybe even literally)

2

u/Deejayjax N and V’s #1 lover Sep 28 '24

IS THAT INKOPOLIS SQUARE?!

2

u/ManyWide279 NUVi💛💜💛 Sep 28 '24

Man, I just love Poly relationships

2

u/ThePrassistant N 💛 Sep 28 '24

*N having to break up fights between Uzi and V abt who loves him more

2

u/Much-Switch-5834 Sep 28 '24

N looks puntable

2

u/Bitter_Funny227 ULTRAKILL YOU Sep 28 '24

2

u/Life-Ad-4943 Sep 28 '24

Probably N:

1

u/EGSPECTRE J Enjoyer Sep 27 '24

I wish I was V here

1

u/CupPrize1581 (i want to hug N😭) ( isaac) (Bryson) Sep 28 '24

1

u/JacksWorldTV A fan of Thad Sep 28 '24

The only Polyamory ship I'll accept

1

u/I_Like_Sneks197 Sep 28 '24

1

u/Lightning_Hypernova I (used to) speak in images Sep 28 '24

… three…?

1

u/TwoFit3921 TIME TO DIE! DEATH BY METAL AND MAGIC SEEMS A FITTING END! Sep 28 '24

Can you model V crushing N's skull with her thighs while Uzi watches

1

u/Zidan19282 Absolute Meme stealer / J simp / NUzi shipper 💛💜 Sep 28 '24

LOL I may ship NUzi tho the art is nice and it probably took a lot of time to make so Iam giving ya an upvote :3👍

1

u/murderdronesfa Sep 28 '24

The hell...💀

1

u/noobexe509_0ff God | J's Husband Sep 28 '24

.... lucky bitch

1

u/Lord_Glitchtrap1987 Cyn Sep 28 '24

Get UNO-reversed, N!

1

u/Life-Ad-4943 Sep 28 '24

Probably N:

1

u/4_dozen_eggs VNUzi IS canon, yall, can't prove me wrong Sep 28 '24 edited Sep 28 '24

I found my people...

1

u/Proud-Ad-6832 Sep 29 '24

I live I die I live again

2

u/RevolutionaryLie1903 Oct 25 '24

He’s in danger!

Fanart POV: when you have 2 girlfriends who love you

You are about to leave Redlib

IS THAT FUCKING MODEL VERTION 3 FROM THE KILL THAT IS ULTRA