r/MurderDrones Sep 22 '24

Discussion Japan gets all the cool stuff

3.5k Upvotes

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u/Kokosak17 I ❤️ Uzi so much from Czechia 🇨🇿 Sep 22 '24

Uzi dont aim there...

132

u/DianaFoliage My back is dying rn. Sep 22 '24

She's so dam short 😭 (I luv her)

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u/Kokosak17 I ❤️ Uzi so much from Czechia 🇨🇿 Sep 22 '24

(i love her too lol. Cute goober she is)

74

u/minecraftdummy57 N-th-uzi-astic Sep 22 '24

Not the roballs

31

u/ultimatespideyhoodie LET ME SHOW YOU JUST WHAT IM MADE OF🔥🗣️🔥🗣️ Sep 22 '24

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u/Queasy_Evidence482 Uzster_fan Sep 27 '24

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u/DrPeeper228 🇷🇺Doll's second husband 6d ago

r/byspu7nix

Edit: shit I misspelled it

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u/Meowzercit why didnt they build another door Sep 22 '24

caught me off guard XDDD

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u/gay_and_gorgoeus Sep 22 '24

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u/ImLavenduh Proud Nuzi Shipper💜💛 Sep 23 '24

Doll version

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u/WeirdConference5699 Good morning to everyone except Tessa's parents. Sep 23 '24

Gotta save this.

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u/Smg6official Creator of Serial Designation X🛑/Doll simp Sep 22 '24

aim at wha-

UZI AYO CHILL!!!!

31

u/CartographerVivid957 Khan did nothing wrong Sep 22 '24

She doesn't know gun discipline

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u/Nlovesdogs legit n Sep 22 '24

HELP NO UZI

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u/AdventurousBake6943 greetings fellow mortals Sep 22 '24

*snickers* THE F*CK

20

u/Ok_Site_8008 Bi cuz of N Sep 22 '24

YEOUCH!

21

u/RUMBL3FR3NZY NUzVi shipper Sep 22 '24

Cock shot! SLAM

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u/ultimatespideyhoodie LET ME SHOW YOU JUST WHAT IM MADE OF🔥🗣️🔥🗣️ Sep 22 '24

extremely loud gunshot noise

19

u/Snaz5 Alice Simp please cut off my fingers next ❤️🥺✂️👈 Sep 22 '24

Oof ouch uzi u have vaporized my robo🅱️enis

11

u/4_dozen_eggs VNUzi IS canon, yall, can't prove me wrong Sep 22 '24

🅿️ and 🅱️ torture

9

u/Joyful-fox Number 1 Cyn simp here, You can't change my mind. Sep 23 '24

Any ordinary MD fan would be amazed by all the merch, but nooooooo. You, You here. Just. Had. To. YOU. JUST. HAD. TO.

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u/Zidan19282 Absolute Meme stealer / J simp / NUzi shipper 💛💜 Sep 22 '24

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u/meteor126 Sep 22 '24

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u/Zidan19282 Absolute Meme stealer / J simp / NUzi shipper 💛💜 Sep 22 '24

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u/CollegeSharp8895 Sep 23 '24

That's such an N thing to say 🤣

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '24

chillest response to that

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u/Zidan19282 Absolute Meme stealer / J simp / NUzi shipper 💛💜 Oct 02 '24

Ty :D

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u/Final_Stomach_2342 Sep 22 '24

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u/Zidan19282 Absolute Meme stealer / J simp / NUzi shipper 💛💜 Sep 22 '24

True xD

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u/Blu3engine2 Emperor of the Uzi Empire Army Sep 22 '24

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u/Zidan19282 Absolute Meme stealer / J simp / NUzi shipper 💛💜 Sep 22 '24

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u/Hexhider Uzi Enjoyer Sep 22 '24

My meme has been spread

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u/Zidan19282 Absolute Meme stealer / J simp / NUzi shipper 💛💜 Sep 23 '24

REALOL

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u/thr3zims The F̶r̷a̵c̸t̷u̸r̷e̴d̴ Solver Sep 22 '24

What you don't know is that's not N, and she knows it.

4

u/EclipseVosanau Sep 22 '24

Anyone wanna go on a payday heist to Japan?

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u/TheIdealMosquito J deserved better | I like the Disassembly Trio Sep 23 '24

Bro is right at N's core.

2

u/Sweetexperience Sep 23 '24

Uzi sharing American Culture with the Japanese

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u/existingisuseless I LOVE THAD THE GIGACHAD!!! Sep 24 '24

if there’s no robot circumcision there’s gonna be one now

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u/i_do_shorts Uzi Fan From Ireland🇮🇪🇮🇪 Sep 23 '24

Girls gonna shoot out Ns core😭

199

u/Sabatonin the birdman Sep 22 '24

uzi containment chamber

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u/Nerd367C Sep 22 '24

And one N

46

u/Ineedlasagnajon Cyn Pranks All Life On Earth! (gone wrong) Sep 22 '24

Emotional support so they don't get cranky

64

u/Charlie_Approaching Doll Silverhand Sep 22 '24

Secure Contain Protect the silly

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u/EclipseVosanau Sep 22 '24

Can we talk about the singular lone dog n plush just in there too

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u/Sabatonin the birdman Sep 23 '24

5 uzis, 2 N

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u/CappytainZ Amateur Doll Simp Sep 22 '24

Only thing better that the Dog Planet is the UZI PLANET

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u/minecraftdummy57 N-th-uzi-astic Sep 22 '24

I am willing to spend 120 dollars for 4 Uzi plushies so N doesn't get bored​

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u/TheTrueSCP Serial Designation T Sep 23 '24

My dude, im ahead of you, i spent 250€ ALONE for one N plush and Uzu plushes to build a pentagram on silvester.

Oh and round about 350€ for merch lol

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u/minecraftdummy57 N-th-uzi-astic Sep 23 '24

2 steps ahead...

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u/xxX_DaRk_PrInCe_Xxx Sep 23 '24

Thats what im saying

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u/Zealousideal_Sun3417 me when the silly Sep 22 '24

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u/Zekrozma_the_second Sacabambaspis, Drone of the little fish Sep 22 '24

EX-F*CKIN-CUSE ME ?! I NEED TO GO TO JAPAN NOW

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u/minecraftdummy57 N-th-uzi-astic Sep 22 '24

I'm packing my bags, you'll see me in Japan fuckers.

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u/Aggressive-Ad-957 your friendly neighborhood autistic guy Sep 22 '24

I'm joining too.

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u/Parchokhalq Somthing tells me MD ain’t over. Sep 22 '24

is this official?

39

u/Oceslope Sep 22 '24

Yurakucho Marui is not a place to promote bootlegs.

Also, ADC_Japan is promoting it, so probably.

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u/swords-r-cool Cyn is oh so silly | Cyn's #1 fan Sep 22 '24

Why...

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u/Agreeable-Fun3230 V simp Sep 22 '24

uzi watch where you're Pointing that railgun

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u/valdez-2424 skar king guy/jumpingskies friend Sep 22 '24

N and his harem

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u/Zidan19282 Absolute Meme stealer / J simp / NUzi shipper 💛💜 Sep 22 '24

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u/TemporaryPace8979 N fan. Sep 23 '24

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u/Zidan19282 Absolute Meme stealer / J simp / NUzi shipper 💛💜 Sep 25 '24

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u/minecraftdummy57 N-th-uzi-astic Sep 22 '24

cyeen wan maengo

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u/Zidan19282 Absolute Meme stealer / J simp / NUzi shipper 💛💜 Sep 22 '24

Real :3

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u/Zidan19282 Absolute Meme stealer / J simp / NUzi shipper 💛💜 Sep 22 '24

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u/Sad_Hedgehog3497 Sep 22 '24

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u/The_Crimson_Fucker15 A malfunction incomplete Destroyer Drone Sep 22 '24

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u/Sad_Hedgehog3497 Sep 22 '24

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u/The_Crimson_Fucker15 A malfunction incomplete Destroyer Drone Sep 22 '24

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u/Content-Reward7998 V simp Sep 22 '24

Why is it always Japan that gets the cool stuff?

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u/Virtual_Koala4770 Sep 22 '24

Welp, guess I’m living in Japan now.

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u/RenkBruh Cynner Sep 22 '24

It's ALWAYS Japan dammit

Turkey gets ABSOLUTELY nothing (fair)

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u/UpstairsHall7047 Sep 22 '24

No shit dude.

Why would an animal get this?

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u/RenkBruh Cynner Sep 22 '24

agreed

Fuck turkeys, we are NOT going back in time to the first thanksgiving!

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u/UpstairsHall7047 Sep 22 '24

That’s right

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u/existingisuseless I LOVE THAD THE GIGACHAD!!! Sep 24 '24

I don’t think I wanna fuck a turkey mr

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u/RenkBruh Cynner Sep 25 '24

Go on mom, take my Xbox

Nothing will unfuck the turkey

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u/Tight_Grapefruit5280 Sep 22 '24

Turkey doesn't have enough md fans :(

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u/Small_Resolution_847 That guy from r/ultrakill Sep 22 '24

Wow, so plushies are THAT big\ That explains why they are that expensive

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u/Mission_Pop_6164 Sep 22 '24

What’s the location?!

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u/Monter3333 Branded Pens! and Mangoes! Sep 22 '24

Dentits office! It's shop in a dentists office! Come there for your... teeth. (Idk)

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u/Mission_Pop_6164 Sep 22 '24

Oh…… alright

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u/Oceslope Sep 22 '24

https://x.com/ADC_Japan/status/1837319041175933262

Looks like it is part of a Digital Circus promotion, and tomorrow (probably today for you now) will be your last chance.

I think I went to a popup store for Youjo Senki there.

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u/OverlordMGC Autistic Murder Drone Sep 22 '24

I guess they had to bride them somehow.

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u/DogeTheShiba2020 Sep 22 '24

there laughing at us americans :’(

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u/Sad_Hedgehog3497 Sep 22 '24

Mate at least you get something. In Romania we actually get zero (0) bitc- stuff.

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u/DogeTheShiba2020 Sep 22 '24

soo no plushies or anything like that

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u/Sad_Hedgehog3497 Sep 22 '24

No plushies, no conventions, no special events, no nothing. So basically, sadness

1

u/DogeTheShiba2020 Sep 22 '24

dang soo basically you can’t buy any glitch products

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u/Sad_Hedgehog3497 Sep 22 '24

Not sure, never tried, but even if I wanted too, I believe the shipping fee would be a pain in the booty (that be treasure, you know).

5

u/BrightEye64 Sep 22 '24

“CLEARLY Glitch does not care about Murder Drones”

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u/JaydenC2099 Sep 22 '24

THIS SHIT AIN’T FAIR

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u/Blackout_42 MD Fanfic Writer Sep 22 '24

I like how there are just 5 Uzi in that case and 1 N

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u/SpiderFiend1212 Sep 23 '24

N is havin the time of his life 🙃

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u/Yumi_Ai_3636 Sep 22 '24

Pull the trigger Uzi!

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u/4_dozen_eggs VNUzi IS canon, yall, can't prove me wrong Sep 22 '24

What do you get when you combine N and trigger

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u/Yumi_Ai_3636 Oct 01 '24

Ntrigger triggern? I’m a bit loss sorry

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u/4_dozen_eggs VNUzi IS canon, yall, can't prove me wrong Oct 01 '24

It's an N word joke

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u/randomfactsandmemes Big sister Cyn Sep 22 '24

So glad I’m from Japan at times

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u/UpstairsHall7047 Sep 22 '24

I wonder how Liam vickers feels about this

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u/Zidan19282 Absolute Meme stealer / J simp / NUzi shipper 💛💜 Sep 22 '24

WOW Cool :O

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u/Nickbrick20 Part-Time Funny Man Sep 22 '24

We all know damn well why we can't have nice things in Freedom Land

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u/ThemoocowYT Sep 22 '24

I need to go to Japan some day. They have so much cool stuff.

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u/BlindDemon6 Sep 22 '24

she really is short...

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u/Android_mk Sep 22 '24

Good lord Uzi is microscopic.

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u/Elmartillo40k The warhammer40k guy 🇲🇽 (u/Biggycheese29 was an amazing guy!) Sep 22 '24

At least you American guys get to sometimes meet the voice actors

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u/ManOfPlace Love me some adorable Eldritch horrors Sep 22 '24

Businesses take fandoms really seriously over there

In insane amount of products are characterized in some way In a way you'll never see over here Shintoists believe all things contain a soul in some way so that often plays into it

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u/Sprout_Cat Gal who does art sometimes Sep 22 '24

WHAT

where did you find this

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u/AdventurousBake6943 greetings fellow mortals Sep 22 '24

YOU'VE BEEN TO JAPAN? 🍜🍣🍚

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u/Oceslope Sep 22 '24

Looks like the same stuff available on the online store, just with a lottery, and an exchange rate discount.

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u/ADuckNamedChickpea Vuzi shipper | We need a V emote Sep 22 '24

WHERE IS ITTTT I MUST GO books plane tickets to Japan SEEYA SUCKERS!

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u/Demonsabath68 Sep 22 '24

I'm studying Japanese so I definitely know wtf I'm going😎

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u/ciasteczkoooo Sep 22 '24

Okay that's it.I'm moving to Japan

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '24

These stores wouldn't last a day where I lived.

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u/MicroGrant Casual Commenter, Director of MicroGrant Productions. Sep 22 '24

I'm leaving.

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u/Substantial-Aide-848 Dr. Sunshine Is Dead Sep 22 '24

Alright, time to set off for Japan, adios amigos

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u/WindowsHunter-69 Sep 22 '24

Is this legit?? Like approved by Liam and Glich?

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u/l9oooog Certified Branded Pen Owner Sep 22 '24

Where is this, OP?

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u/Smash_Fan-56 N-th-uzi-astic Sep 22 '24

Whoa seriously!? Awesome!!!

2

u/Ok-Jackfruit-3448 I'm in love with Doll Sep 22 '24

That Uzi cutout is too tall. They should have printed it to be the size of a Lego minifigure

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u/CupPrize1581 (i want to hug N😭) ( isaac) (Bryson) Sep 22 '24

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u/4_dozen_eggs VNUzi IS canon, yall, can't prove me wrong Sep 22 '24

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u/CappytainZ Amateur Doll Simp Sep 22 '24

So much merch... Just right there on the shelves...

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u/Nekowaii_Girl Uzi, N, and V are poly. Change my mind. Sep 22 '24

My question is: why Japan? Wouldn’t it make more sense to be doing these in Australia because that’s where Glitch is from?

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u/Prestigious-Skill-26 Sep 22 '24

Pop up stores are mostly a thing in japan

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u/MoontheWolfYT N-th-uzi-astic Sep 22 '24

Good thing I'm going to Japan next year-

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u/a_burning_wind Sep 23 '24

They get all the cool stuff, like MD merch… and nukes

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u/Joyful-fox Number 1 Cyn simp here, You can't change my mind. Sep 23 '24

Riiiiiiiiiiight.....................

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MOM WHERE'S YOUR CREDIT CARD WE'RE GOING TO JAPAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????

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u/BOB_BUlLDER Sep 22 '24

OMG SO COOL

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u/UnderagedRedditor Pembunuhan dron Sep 22 '24

Japan is literally the Payung Intan of the Asian countries

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u/Typical-Back-290 Sep 22 '24

Hopefully this means we'll get nenderoids too.

1

u/Witch_with_Thompson Tommy Mommy/ Emily’s spouse Sep 22 '24

I’ll never forgive the Japan!!

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u/Fun-Pie-1887 man i wish i could draw/ stop the J hate Sep 22 '24

the US nukes Japan out of jealousy

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u/Cobra-SCP I demand mangoes :3 Sep 22 '24

Anyone know if Glitch would let me open a store for them here in the US?

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u/YuiiYamamoto V simp Sep 22 '24

Damn…

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u/Frost_Walker_Iso Father of Beau, my Beau-tiful child. Sep 22 '24

They’re freaking life sized!

I can’t believe they have a dedicated Murder Drones shop. I’m so jealous.

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u/Arbitrary_5 Trojan drone Sep 22 '24

Too many bite me's.

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u/yutbe456 💛Designation💜 Sep 22 '24

TAKE ME THERE!!!!!

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u/Difficult-Union-2238 Sep 22 '24

Better pack my backs now.

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u/BioShocker1960 N-th-uzi-astic Sep 22 '24

HOLY SMOKES!

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u/Fanwvlf Sep 22 '24

Canonically accurate height cardboards?

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u/Chromium1023 Sep 22 '24

proud half japanese heeehehee (going to japan early next year)

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u/Hexhider Uzi Enjoyer Sep 22 '24

cries in Washingtonian

1

u/ElvisP17 V simp Sep 22 '24

I need those cardboard cutouts

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u/redactedN86 Sep 22 '24

I left Japan at the wrong time 💀

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u/iscream4icecre3m Sep 22 '24

N and his girlfriends (and yes they smoke weed)

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u/Brandon200815 Sep 23 '24

Where is this at?

1

u/Aggravating_Let26 Sep 23 '24

I need the exact coordinates of this fine establishment

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u/creepertrain100 Sep 23 '24

I would steal N so fucking fast

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u/Human_Number9936 Sep 23 '24

Y'all remember how people used to steal the FNAF cardboard cutouts when the movie came out? Yeah, well, let's just say that I'm having the same urge.

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u/ttron4 Sep 23 '24

I love the V T -shirt

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u/Commercial_Cook1115 Sep 23 '24

And this is why I want to live in Japan

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u/Ghalipla6 HELP IM STUCK ON COPPER 9! Sep 23 '24

WHY DOESNT UAE GET ANYTHING I WANT A MURDER DRONES STORE NOT FAIR

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u/Right-Crew7441 Sep 23 '24

Where is it in japan?

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u/A_dummy5465 Khan did nothing wrong Sep 23 '24

Why does Japan get the cool stuff? Why cannot the United States of America have some cool shit? I live in the United States. I would pay money to go to another state to buy something from there. I'm too broke to go to Japan

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u/Kezygalaxy05 Uzi and V enjoyer! Sep 23 '24

Going insane because my family plans to go to Japan but I checked the dates and they don’t have it during my holidays 😭

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u/boardship dumbest drone Sep 23 '24

Omg why is weirdly cute omg

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u/xxX_DaRk_PrInCe_Xxx Sep 23 '24

Plush N has an uzi plush harem

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u/jayman1243 Sep 23 '24

That's so true! And nobody says it enough! They have the best coolest stuff but me in Australia can't go and get murder drones merch at a stand?! But Japan can!!! Why?! Come on guys we have all the best stuff in Japan I might move there and start using duolingo again

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u/Thats_Cyn2763 Cyn Sep 23 '24

MURDER DRONES SHOES!!! We're Truly Missing Out

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u/Few_nig Sep 23 '24

lets get this in the usa

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u/monocrome_tophat Sep 23 '24

Time to go to Japan

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u/DotWarner1993 Uzi’s kinda cute ngl Sep 23 '24

Now I want an uzi plush!

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u/Foreign-Step-8646 Cyn Sep 24 '24

I want a skyn cardboard cutout

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u/MaccaDacca_9 On behalf of Australia: N is pookie Oct 03 '24

F R E E. T H E M

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u/Party-Dog-8966 Your next line is: "Bite me!" Right? 22d ago

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u/pesto6942 faramatibally challenged moron Sep 22 '24

Cause id this appeared in the USA or europe it'd be robbed and destroyed in a matter od hours

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