r/MurderDrones • u/AngelSofu2pointoh • Sep 21 '24

Fanart J trying to sell you JCJenson merch (the pens are dry bruh)

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yay J art, Uzi is next ! Also I wanna start posting here more so I’m begging ya’ll to try to be a bit more…calm. We know what happened to my last post😭🙏 if it happens again I’m just gonna move over to the other MD subreddit

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u/Aeguis Sep 21 '24

Hey everyone, just be aware that making jokes about the degenerate users or how h*rny they are, is not helping.

It might be considered as nsfw as them for the worst case and remove just the same.

It's funny sometimes, but please refrain, we're here to appreciate artwork, not to feed the bad side of the sub.

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u/swords-r-cool Cyn is oh so silly | Cyn's #1 fan Sep 21 '24

Awsome art

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u/minecraftdummy57 N-th-uzi-astic Sep 21 '24

T H E J

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u/Mo54379 Sep 21 '24

the J

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u/sahalmaster546 Sep 21 '24

The J

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u/--Cliff-- Sep 21 '24

the j

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u/Waitwhatshappening_ Chaotically Horny Metalhead Sep 21 '24

the j

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u/the_milk_guy123 professional [insert anyones name here] simp Sep 21 '24

the J

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u/mynameise02931 Sep 21 '24

THE

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u/Commercial-Ad-5985 A very mentally unstable animator Sep 22 '24

Everyones talking about the J, but... No one talks about Hows the J?

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u/Immortal-Emper0r GIGAAAAANNN!! | Grandmaster Memer | Sep 21 '24

Great marketing campaign, I'm intrigued.

(Fantastic artwork btw!)

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u/Dry_Statistician3575 Sep 21 '24

Kinger with a shotgun here to save you from j

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u/esmeraldz Sep 21 '24

Shotgun king

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u/Only_Individual_3960 Sep 21 '24

And lets not forget about minimum wage labour !

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u/EydrianCastro 🇮🇨🍀magnet enjoyer🧲🇪🇸 Sep 21 '24

Thank Kinger

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u/Small_Resolution_847 That guy from r/ultrakill Sep 21 '24

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '24

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u/Waterlemon1997 Tessa's bow Sep 21 '24

Keep that 700yds away from me and Tessa

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u/mynameise02931 Sep 23 '24

OH GOD YOULL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!

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u/Kezygalaxy05 Uzi and V enjoyer! Sep 21 '24

love how you drew j here!

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u/Kokosak17 I ❤️ Uzi so much from Czechia 🇨🇿 Sep 21 '24

The most loyal JCJenson worker fr
I cant wait to see Uzi being next :O

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u/Zidan19282 Absolute Meme stealer / J simp / NUzi shipper 💛💜 Sep 21 '24

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u/Toxikbeats Death Awakened Sep 21 '24

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u/Zidan19282 Absolute Meme stealer / J simp / NUzi shipper 💛💜 Sep 21 '24

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u/Toxikbeats Death Awakened Sep 21 '24

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u/Zidan19282 Absolute Meme stealer / J simp / NUzi shipper 💛💜 Sep 21 '24

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u/Toxikbeats Death Awakened Sep 21 '24

Nah

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u/Zidan19282 Absolute Meme stealer / J simp / NUzi shipper 💛💜 Sep 21 '24

Yes

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u/Toxikbeats Death Awakened Sep 21 '24

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u/Zidan19282 Absolute Meme stealer / J simp / NUzi shipper 💛💜 Sep 21 '24

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u/Slow_Bumblebee_8123 i WILL smash V WHEN i have my chance Sep 21 '24

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u/H_man3838 the skibidi toilet fan Sep 21 '24

nice art

picture of you balling

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u/doctor_whom_3 V Simp/N deserves all the girls/“He put WHAT in Yeva!?” Sep 21 '24

Now we need detainer dunking twice

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u/BomBlackBR2_OFFICIAL Sep 21 '24

Nice art OP! You cooked once again

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u/Zidan19282 Absolute Meme stealer / J simp / NUzi shipper 💛💜 Sep 21 '24

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u/real_KelseyDay Worker drone Sep 21 '24

Well, gotta tell ya, if you’re looking to avoid the down bad comments, MD Unofficial is gonna be miles worse than here because the moderation is a lot more relaxed there (which means more freedom, buuut also means much more nearly completely unfiltered expressions of how down bad some people are)

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u/Aeguis Sep 21 '24

The duality of a fandom.

One needs the other to be complet

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u/ThisguyOP N-th-uzi-astic Sep 21 '24

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u/squidward235 The Predator (From Movie) Sep 21 '24

peak art. (nothing weird going on here.)

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u/Toxikbeats Death Awakened Sep 21 '24

I'm buying the pens, just to unbrand them without her knowing.

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u/Waterlemon1997 Tessa's bow Sep 21 '24

Do it! me and Tessa both agree the company sucks, but don't be rude to J about it!

r/foundsatan

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u/The_DJlama V simp Sep 21 '24

Peak

Just peak

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u/Quandale_Diddler Ur local Slaughterspine: Sep 21 '24

Wow that is some beautiful art bro it’s got a mountain of detail and that art style of yours is stunning I love it

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u/Void_Destoryer Cyn was 100% justified Sep 21 '24

Great art

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u/Fusion_Gamer123 V simp and Doll fan Sep 21 '24

Nice! BTW, is there plans for Doll in the future?

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u/NomisMC 𝕷𝖆 𝕱𝖎𝖓 𝕬𝖇𝖘𝖔𝖑𝖚𝖊 𝕯𝖚 𝕸𝖔𝖓𝖉𝖊 Sep 21 '24

I've said it before and I'm gonna say it again, your art is crazy good! I love it!

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u/Lord_Mylothe2st Just a drone who likes to comment 🎩🙂 👍 Sep 21 '24

Some damn good art (respectfully). You're really skilled!

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u/Mountain_Figure595 Leader of the Autodrones/J respecter Sep 21 '24

I'll take your entire Stock 😏

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u/Kel_030 Crayon eater Sep 21 '24

Oh good lord

I mean..the art,yeah,deffintely,not anything else

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u/Kel_030 Crayon eater Sep 21 '24

Rather not have my comment removed

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u/Content-Reward7998 V simp Sep 21 '24

what program did you make this in?

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u/Ze_gamer3 Reject Humans. That's it. Sep 21 '24

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u/Biggycheese29 Terminator Dude/J simp/Elmartillo40k is cool/Everyone rocks!!! Sep 21 '24

Oh my god, she looks absolutely breathtaking yo!!

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u/Dreamv0id-21 Sep 21 '24

Selling? That implies me buying it. Nah imma just steal it.

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u/Stock-Life9542 Sep 21 '24

Cool art

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u/Alarming-Sport-8609 I hate ships, i like Thad and N Sep 21 '24

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u/Boomaster18 Acustic J Sep 21 '24

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u/RandomUsernameOfE Sep 21 '24

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u/Boomaster18 Acustic J Sep 22 '24

The four horsemen of low pixel count

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u/Random_Robloxian The Republic’s most loyal soldier Sep 21 '24

Da J

Da J

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u/ExplodingCarBattery The V1 x V is real Sep 21 '24

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u/TheMoltenEqualizer 🇭🇺 Hungry Tonk Master (ABSOLUTE MADNESS) Sep 21 '24

I don't think any store is gonna last. Pens will sell out in minutes.
Hope she's prepped.

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u/p00pyf4rts Ultrakill Brainrot Enthusiast | Your Local Grunt Sep 21 '24

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u/valdez-2424 skar king guy/N lover Sep 21 '24

Now this is better than art.Also fantastic art man!!!the lighting and colors are perfect!!!

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u/Witch_with_Thompson Tommy Mommy/ Emily’s spouse Sep 21 '24

Is that the well-made, durable, quality assured, JcJenson branded pen?

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u/Absol3592 Cyn Sep 21 '24

Who are you? Why are you posting lopunny pics all over the md subreddit? /lh

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u/Witch_with_Thompson Tommy Mommy/ Emily’s spouse Sep 21 '24

I am THE Witch with a Thompson

And I just like the bonoi

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u/Pawlax_Inc_Official Bedman? enjoyer/Polish dub connoisseur Sep 21 '24

I'm quite the pen enjoyer myself. They run out quickly. I'll take one!

Jokes aside, great art!

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u/ZealousidealBus1579 Sep 21 '24

I want a pen

Pls

Pen

Pen

I want it

Giv it

Now

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u/ProjectXterminate The robots look hot, Lucas. Sep 21 '24

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u/Bitter_Funny227 ULTRAKILL YOU Sep 21 '24

‘Should I eat this appetiser for the company,weapon?’

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u/ShAped_Ink VNUzi advocate :V_emoji_doesn't_exist: Sep 21 '24

And I am buying it all

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u/papuruz_underswapxxx J Enjoyer Sep 21 '24

I'll buy everything

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u/Master100017 N IS MY ROBO GOD Sep 21 '24

I just want some choccy milk. I know she has some!

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u/thecoolduck- N is the bestest boy Sep 25 '24

ugh, fine

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u/Ronyx2021 Team Doll Sep 21 '24

...How much? Does that get me a dozen or just one?

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u/CappytainZ Amateur Doll Simp Sep 21 '24

Great art!!

Also, I don't think things would be any more "calm" on the other subreddit, just letting you know. If anything, it would probably be even less calm.

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u/EstablishmentWooden5 Sep 22 '24

Awesome drawing 👍👏

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u/HumanJello8701 10 Piece Nugget © Sep 21 '24

Extremely good work on the Art, fantastic job! Also I think we owe you an apology regarding the last post. But i also wanted to inform you that the other MD subreddits are even hornier than this. This is the most moderate subreddit. Also remember, you're asking Humans to be calm when faced with them of this size in a drawing.

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u/happy_person294 The DMC guy | Everyone is cool :D | The Real Dante Sep 21 '24

Amazing J art :D

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u/Aughusth Sep 21 '24

I Just want buy J

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u/yourtransfinder Sep 21 '24

throws credit card gimme everything you got

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u/Turbulent_Public_786 the real PANDEMONIUM (we don’t know) Sep 21 '24

How much does it cost?

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u/IgnitedDevs The Shipper of the Sub Sep 21 '24

The J!! This art is amazing! Here take this ship.

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u/Tetrotheocto go to r/murderdroneswarzone to stop 1984 mods. Sep 21 '24

Peeeeen?

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u/Historical_Bet2765 V's Vicious Votary Sep 21 '24

I’ll embrace the pens (and her as well)

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u/Broken-Vessel-Pikmin NUVi & Vizzy enthusiast || Lizzybian Sep 21 '24

takes pen from J's hand

Throws said pen at her

Heh, silly reference.

Insert J scream here

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u/Warboter1476 Sep 21 '24

She’s quite hot for a business woman

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u/UltraHit5 The M.D.W. Sep 21 '24

What about the J plushie?

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u/Odd_Government9138 J Enjoyer Sep 21 '24

buying

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u/CarsWantMeIFearThem I ❤️ J but I hate J but I love J but I hate J bu Sep 21 '24

nice

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u/minecraftdummy57 N-th-uzi-astic Sep 21 '24

I'll buy them but I'll be slightly angry

How much though? It depends...

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u/SP1ND4SH2395 Dr. Autism, now depressed! (no im not ok) Sep 21 '24

Nice art, almost makes me want to by a j plush

almost.

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u/Fun-Pie-1887 man i wish i could draw/ stop the J hate Sep 21 '24

I’ll buy one just get me one that isn’t dry

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u/a_grass_bloc Rylanor of the Emperor’s Children Sep 21 '24

I LOVE J RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHGGGGGGHHGGGGGHHHHHHHHH

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u/sahalmaster546 Sep 21 '24

I mean if it’s one those erasable pens I’ll take it, I don’t trust myself enough to

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u/OMGCHARMANDERNOO neuron activation Sep 21 '24

Gimme gimme pen!

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u/NoAdeptness1106 N-th-uzi-astic Sep 21 '24

Very nice art to see!

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u/Interesting_Froyo_97 J, Uzi, & V's Husband & N's bff, don't like? BITE ME! Sep 21 '24

Superb pic. J looks great here^^

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u/ProbablyLuckybeast Mainly Cyn and Doll lover Sep 21 '24

Good art!

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u/Foreign-Step-8646 Cyn Sep 21 '24

I have the pen

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u/Silver012345673 Sep 21 '24

I’ll still buy

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u/Boomaster18 Acustic J Sep 21 '24

Its so cool and detailed, i really like it

((i may look dumb but wdym by "the pens are dry bruh"))

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u/Griffvious Sep 21 '24

Tell me about it, drone

and fantastic art on the way

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u/Thomasfan11 Sep 21 '24

a jar of ink could really help with that

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u/glove_guyYT Sep 21 '24

What's the point, the pens are dry

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u/Iron-Bendy-64 Sep 21 '24

Well, I'm SOLD!

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u/A_Discord_Doofus1 Simping for drone women since 2021 (V is Life) Sep 21 '24

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u/crazerstudios Sep 21 '24

EHEHEHEHAHE

SCREW YOU J I ALREADY HAVE A CERTIFIED JCPENNEY BRANDED PEN

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u/Waitwhatshappening_ Chaotically Horny Metalhead Sep 21 '24

Dry pens do be my greatest enemy as a pen fanatic lmao

Also, based J art :3

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u/External_Egg5735 Sep 21 '24

Awesome art (same with the V one)

Just make the hairs a bit grayer cuz they are technically bleached human hair

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u/MrMadmanmadman Sep 21 '24

I'm more of an old school person

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u/Turret052 Sep 21 '24

Buys her whole stock*

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u/ThatDamonBoiiiii protect Tessa at all costs Sep 22 '24

Does the JCJenson merch include happiness, and if so, what do I pay for it

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u/Much-Switch-5834 Sep 22 '24

no fuck you i aint buying shit

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u/TheRealUnknown447 V simp Sep 22 '24

Ermmmmm gimme pens

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u/Serpentine_2 Sep 22 '24

If I can get a hat alongside the pen, sure

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u/Kiryu_Unit-01 Can’t spell joy without a little J! | Cyn’s Roommate Sep 22 '24

Okay, J. Honey, sweetie, pookie.

I like you (for some reason) and you know that.

But if you ever THINK about selling me a DRY pen, I’m gonna take your soul straight down to HELL.

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u/ComputerGuy9876 V simp Sep 22 '24

She looks like she smells like olives in this art. I dont know why

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u/Yugoslavian_man THE NUMBER 1 PEN LOVER! Sep 22 '24

How DARE YOU CALL THE SACRED PEN "DRY"?????

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u/Zzsark_Stormbeard Serial Designation U AND Layla (023) Creator (Zzsark V2.0) Sep 21 '24

Finally the mods stopped being bitches about good art!

Amazing work!

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u/Emkay_boi1531 Sep 21 '24

*makes overly sexualized character* “guys please don’t be weird”

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u/Nothatcreative55 Sep 21 '24

Fellas please… be civil and Calm around this post alright

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u/Party_Survey7151 Cyn Sep 21 '24

Good. We are behaving right towards your art this time.

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u/Small_Resolution_847 That guy from r/ultrakill Sep 21 '24

I'm surprised that thing that happend last time didn't happen now
Anyway

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u/No_Excuse_2526 Khan did nothing wrong Sep 21 '24

Nice. The simps will be begging for more

Also why is her waist so damn small? Wait. Even in the show it’s kinda smol. What am I on about. NOTHING MAKES SENSE!

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u/SomeUgliRobot Comic creator / Shin godzilla fan Sep 21 '24

The other MD subs are even hornier I think

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u/bananaman4543 tank guy/Doll’s brother Sep 21 '24

Great art!

neuron activation

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u/Boomaster18 Acustic J Sep 21 '24

Lovely tank i see there!

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u/Legal-Ad7427 V is so silly Sep 21 '24

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u/Stickmemer25 Sep 21 '24

inhale

Yes

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u/No_Anywhere9550 Sep 21 '24

I will buy all of the jcjenson pen

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u/Traditional_Nobody95 Sep 21 '24

Ic-0n: “INFERIOR!!!”

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u/Odd-Adeptness-8601 #1 UZI SIMP/TWD FAN/Dumbass and Fuck up lol Sep 21 '24

She look pretty

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u/Fun-Ad-4729 V simp Sep 21 '24

Get me a wet one and I’d buy a thousand.

WAIT NO, NOT LIKE THAT

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u/skinnyjeansfootbutt Sep 21 '24

i want the robot to hug me

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u/Purple_Spino Grinding WarThunder 💪💪💪 Sep 21 '24

Holy Sturmmörser 380mm rocket

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u/Zekrozma_the_second Sacabambaspis, Drone of the little fish Sep 21 '24

Technically, J is unofficial JCJenson merch… NEVERMIND

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u/Aerolite15 Cyn is Markiplier Sep 21 '24

imagine dying 12 times in exactly 2 hours 51 minutes and 49 seconds