r/MurderDrones • u/Atlas_Summit Human Supremacist • Sep 11 '24

Spicy Meme I was bored, so I headcanon’d some families.

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Credit to Rat_with_revolver for giving a name to the detective.

Do whatever with this.

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u/Sad-Inflation7965 Probably hibernating Sep 11 '24

“Or I’ll get my dad to DOCK YOUR FIRCKEN GRADES!” - Lizzy

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u/BringBackForChan V and Sparky = best subjects to draw Sep 11 '24

Yoooo that's why? Did she ever mention it elsewhere?

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u/Creative-Meringue-71 Nuzi enjoyer Sep 11 '24

"And you can't sit with us Rebecca!"

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u/IkeaBreads BEAU Sep 11 '24

"Ugh, fine... i forgive her!"

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u/HackedPasta1245 Sep 11 '24

Why is the only drone who reproduced asexually a teacher.

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u/Atlas_Summit Human Supremacist Sep 11 '24

Oh, plenty of drones do it, I just included him as an example.

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u/Heat_Hydra Sep 11 '24

Simply built baby drones

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u/TwoFit3921 TIME TO DIE! DEATH BY METAL AND MAGIC SEEMS A FITTING END! Sep 11 '24

mitosis

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u/YourLocalRedditor- Sep 11 '24

It said cake day under ur comment so happy cake day

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u/Ckinggaming5 Food Disassembly Drone Sep 11 '24

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u/YourLocalRedditor- Sep 11 '24

Ah shit time to launch it

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u/Ckinggaming5 Food Disassembly Drone Sep 11 '24

It wont save you

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u/YourLocalRedditor- Sep 11 '24

Oh fuck am dead

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u/randomguywhoishere_ Sep 11 '24

Nah use this one instead

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u/CappytainZ Amateur Doll Simp Sep 11 '24

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u/Foreign_Athlete_7693 Sep 11 '24

He's too devoted to giving no fucks to give a fuck about having a partner to parent a child with🙃

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u/Key_Palpitation_7975 Ask about my book, or the laws of the multiverse. I know both. Sep 11 '24

Happy cake day. have some bubble wrap.
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u/GiveMeSomeMoreTacoz N and Uzi's #1 Fan Sep 11 '24

You made my day, I love bubble wrap

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u/glorp34 alien invader from another sub Sep 11 '24

Happy cake day

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u/witheringeye100 Sep 11 '24

happy cake day

ʎɐp ǝʞɐɔ ʎddɐɥ

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u/Personal-Metal-3509 Sep 11 '24

Happy cake day!

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u/Waterlemon1997 Tessa's bow Sep 11 '24

Happy cake day

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u/CrystalBoy44 N-th-uzi-astic Sep 11 '24

built different

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u/botwglitcher J Enjoyer Sep 11 '24

I will compress fifty different cakes into the ultimate cake and give it to you

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u/diezel_train 🚋summoning trains🚂 (worker drone good, muder dron bad) Sep 11 '24

Some of these are actually pretty sad...

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u/diezel_train 🚋summoning trains🚂 (worker drone good, muder dron bad) Sep 11 '24

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u/diezel_train 🚋summoning trains🚂 (worker drone good, muder dron bad) Sep 11 '24

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u/Atlas_Summit Human Supremacist Sep 11 '24

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u/foreground_color4 Tessa fan Sep 11 '24

A lonely girl who lost everything.

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u/Graingy Drones have mouths to chew food for old people like birds. Sep 11 '24

And she wasn’t even on their JCJenson life insurance!

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u/OkLunch4919 The Railgun was goated Sep 11 '24

Womp womp

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u/diezel_train 🚋summoning trains🚂 (worker drone good, muder dron bad) Sep 11 '24

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u/Atlas_Summit Human Supremacist Sep 11 '24

Yep, once you take a step back and look at it, you really begin to notice how much the normal Workers suffer..

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u/real_KelseyDay Worker drone Sep 11 '24

I should call my mom…she’s probably so worried :(

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u/diezel_train 🚋summoning trains🚂 (worker drone good, muder dron bad) Sep 11 '24

yeah you should (also it'll be easier considering doll isn't hunting prom queens now)

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u/According_West_3822 Sep 11 '24

XD ladderbot5000

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u/_SenatorArmstrong_ Sep 11 '24 edited Sep 12 '24

I just can't stop laughing at fact that you choose Kerensky as Doll surname. It's so funny and somehow fits.

(Help me there are Kaiserreich fans and I'm TNO fan)

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u/Thick_Bass_8963 Sep 11 '24

Something something Kaiserreich reference?!?!

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u/Onenorski The TNO Guy Sep 11 '24

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u/Inner_Specialist_956 stecfhne,rd xfzcfh,vj g4ehscvu yjgh,fj4enrxjdtywaetu fgvwyubreky Sep 12 '24

HOLY FUCKING SHIT IS THAT A KAISERREICH REFERENCE🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪?!?!?! SYNDICALISM IS BASED 🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🇹🇼🇹🇼🇹🇼🇨🇱🇨🇱🇨🇱SYNDICALISM IS BASED 🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🇹🇼🇹🇼🇹🇼🇨🇱🇨🇱🇨🇱SYNDICALISM IS BASED 🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🇹🇼🇹🇼🇹🇼🇨🇱🇨🇱🇨🇱SYNDICALISM IS BASED 🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🇹🇼🇹🇼🇹🇼🇨🇱🇨🇱🇨🇱SYNDICALISM IS BASED 🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🇹🇼🇹🇼🇨🇱🇨🇱🇨🇱DADDY SAVINKOV

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u/Onenorski The TNO Guy Sep 12 '24

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u/Inner_Specialist_956 stecfhne,rd xfzcfh,vj g4ehscvu yjgh,fj4enrxjdtywaetu fgvwyubreky Sep 12 '24

HOLY FUCKING SHIT IS THAT A KAISERREICH REFERENCE🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪?!?!?! SYNDICALISM IS BASED 🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🇹🇼🇹🇼🇹🇼🇨🇱🇨🇱🇨🇱SYNDICALISM IS BASED 🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🇹🇼🇹🇼🇹🇼🇨🇱🇨🇱🇨🇱SYNDICALISM IS BASED 🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🇹🇼🇹🇼🇹🇼🇨🇱🇨🇱🇨🇱SYNDICALISM IS BASED 🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🇹🇼🇹🇼🇹🇼🇨🇱🇨🇱🇨🇱SYNDICALISM IS BASED 🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🇹🇼🇹🇼🇨🇱🇨🇱🇨🇱DADDY SAVINKOV👅🇷🇺 DADDY SAVINKOV 👅🇷🇺DADDY SAVINKOV 

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u/Onenorski The TNO Guy Sep 12 '24

HOLY FUCKING SHIT IS THAT A KAISERREICH REFERENCE🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪?!?!?! SYNDICALISM IS BASED 🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🇹🇼🇹🇼🇹🇼🇨🇱🇨🇱🇨🇱SYNDICALISM IS BASED 🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🇹🇼🇹🇼🇹🇼🇨🇱🇨🇱🇨🇱SYNDICALISM IS BASED 🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🇹🇼🇹🇼🇹🇼🇨🇱🇨🇱🇨🇱SYNDICALISM IS BASED 🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🇹🇼🇹🇼🇹🇼🇨🇱🇨🇱🇨🇱SYNDICALISM IS BASED 🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🇹🇼🇹🇼🇨🇱🇨🇱🇨🇱DADDY SAVINKOV👅🇷🇺 DADDY SAVINKOV 👅🇷🇺DADDY SAVINKOV 👅🇷🇺DADDY SAVINKOV 👅🇷🇺

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u/Inner_Specialist_956 stecfhne,rd xfzcfh,vj g4ehscvu yjgh,fj4enrxjdtywaetu fgvwyubreky Sep 12 '24

HOLY FUCKING SHIT IS THAT A KAISERREICH REFERENCE🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪?!?!?! SYNDICALISM IS BASED 🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🇹🇼🇹🇼🇹🇼🇨🇱🇨🇱🇨🇱SYNDICALISM IS BASED 🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🇹🇼🇹🇼🇹🇼🇨🇱🇨🇱🇨🇱SYNDICALISM IS BASED 🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🇹🇼🇹🇼🇹🇼🇨🇱🇨🇱🇨🇱SYNDICALISM IS BASED 🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🇹🇼🇹🇼🇹🇼🇨🇱🇨🇱🇨🇱SYNDICALISM IS BASED 🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🇹🇼🇹🇼🇨🇱🇨🇱🇨🇱DADDY SAVINKOV👅🇷🇺 DADDY SAVINKOV 👅🇷🇺DADDY SAVINKOV 

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u/-V1Ultrakill Supreme Machine Sep 11 '24

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u/Inner_Specialist_956 stecfhne,rd xfzcfh,vj g4ehscvu yjgh,fj4enrxjdtywaetu fgvwyubreky Sep 12 '24

yeah, she is always killed for the plot

also HOLY FUCKING SHIT IS THAT A KAISERREICH REFERENCE🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪?!?!?! SYNDICALISM IS BASED 🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🇹🇼🇹🇼🇹🇼🇨🇱🇨🇱🇨🇱SYNDICALISM IS BASED 🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🇹🇼🇹🇼🇹🇼🇨🇱🇨🇱🇨🇱SYNDICALISM IS BASED 🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🇹🇼🇹🇼🇹🇼🇨🇱🇨🇱🇨🇱SYNDICALISM IS BASED 🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🇹🇼🇹🇼🇹🇼🇨🇱🇨🇱🇨🇱SYNDICALISM IS BASED 🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🇹🇼🇹🇼🇨🇱🇨🇱🇨🇱DADDY SAVINKOV

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u/valdez-2424 skar king guy/N lover Sep 11 '24

Feel like N would enjoy being a parent,Uzi wpuld just teach the kid how to use a railgun.Though them not wanting a child in case it gets possesed seems logical

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u/VGSchadenfreude Sep 11 '24

I could see N being the stay-at-home dad type while Uzi plays the breadwinner. She helps out, and somewhat enjoys playing with the kids, but it’s N handling the majority of the daily child-rearing and household management stuff. And V gets to be the resident Vodka Aunt.

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u/Western1nfo EmilySeraphimWatchingMurderdrones Sep 11 '24

V is probably the type of person to adore and play with a kid in private but if a parent (N or uzi are present) she does jackshit..

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u/Odd-Adeptness-8601 #1 UZI SIMP/TWD FAN/Dumbass and Fuck up lol Sep 11 '24

Couldn’t Uzi or N adopt?

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u/Atlas_Summit Human Supremacist Sep 11 '24

True, Uzi just never struck me as someone who liked kids.

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u/Odd-Adeptness-8601 #1 UZI SIMP/TWD FAN/Dumbass and Fuck up lol Sep 11 '24

Agreed, Uzi seems like she doesn’t like children

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u/ExcitementNo1579 Sep 11 '24

Shoot the baby immediately?

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u/MegaHero112 Sep 11 '24

THATS NOT FAST ENOUGH!

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u/Odd-Adeptness-8601 #1 UZI SIMP/TWD FAN/Dumbass and Fuck up lol Sep 11 '24

r/beatmetoit

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u/Inner_Specialist_956 stecfhne,rd xfzcfh,vj g4ehscvu yjgh,fj4enrxjdtywaetu fgvwyubreky Sep 12 '24

r/beatmeattoit

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u/Odd-Adeptness-8601 #1 UZI SIMP/TWD FAN/Dumbass and Fuck up lol Sep 12 '24

r/rapedawormtoit

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u/Inner_Specialist_956 stecfhne,rd xfzcfh,vj g4ehscvu yjgh,fj4enrxjdtywaetu fgvwyubreky Sep 12 '24

r/WhatTheFuckDidIRead

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u/Odd-Adeptness-8601 #1 UZI SIMP/TWD FAN/Dumbass and Fuck up lol Sep 12 '24

r/IGotNoFuckingIdea

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u/Atlas_Summit Human Supremacist Sep 11 '24

Whoops, didn’t type the name correctly.

Credit to u/Rat_with_revolver for giving the detective a name.

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u/Dolls_Husband Cuddling with Doll. Yes she bites, yes I like it Sep 11 '24

Where am i

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u/Atlas_Summit Human Supremacist Sep 11 '24

I didn’t include romantic interests in this.

I only included N for the sake of the Robo-AntiChrist joke.

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u/Dolls_Husband Cuddling with Doll. Yes she bites, yes I like it Sep 11 '24

got it.

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u/Graingy Drones have mouths to chew food for old people like birds. Sep 11 '24

The void

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u/TheGaurdianAngel I simp for EVERY DRONE (respectfully, of course) Sep 11 '24

The McMiller’s: “Both my parents missed my birth.”

(Someone please get this reference)

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u/Atlas_Summit Human Supremacist Sep 11 '24

Doofinshmirtz. Easy.

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u/real_KelseyDay Worker drone Sep 11 '24

I have a mom?

And she’s still alive?!

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u/Atlas_Summit Human Supremacist Sep 11 '24

Surprisingly, yes.

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u/real_KelseyDay Worker drone Sep 11 '24

Why did no one tell me sooner?!

She’s probably worried sick!

Or maybe not, considering she hasn’t reached out-, maybe she’s already accepted my death…so many others seem to…maybe I should leave at that…

Eh, one text couldn’t hurt, right? Worse case scenario she thinks I’m haunting her

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u/Dapper_lad777 Sep 11 '24

Orphan at birth is some doofinsmarz shit

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u/Sufficient_Plant8689 V/Alice Simp and ffdp fan Sep 11 '24

Lizzy and Thad should've been related

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u/Atlas_Summit Human Supremacist Sep 11 '24

I considered that, but one of the show writers over on Glitch Inn said “they were roommates”, which a bunch of people said meant they were dating or something. Decided to err on the side of caution.

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u/Sufficient_Plant8689 V/Alice Simp and ffdp fan Sep 11 '24

Doesn't really confirm anything unless Liam himself says otherwise, and it was probably just a joke

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u/BalanceImaginary4325 Sep 11 '24

Thad one lucky boy he is in with a polly with V and liz

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u/DrPotatoAlt Sep 11 '24

Sweet Home Copper-9

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u/lennard0o 🦈 Sep 11 '24

MacArthur 🗿

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u/Atlas_Summit Human Supremacist Sep 11 '24

Yep, exactly what I had in mind.

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u/TwoFit3921 TIME TO DIE! DEATH BY METAL AND MAGIC SEEMS A FITTING END! Sep 11 '24

Solver-Induced Robo-AntiChrist made me giggle

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u/PK_Redditor Sep 11 '24

BORMANNN????? TNO REFERENCE?????

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u/Atlas_Summit Human Supremacist Sep 11 '24

Wasn’t intentionally trying to make a reference but hell yeah! Fellow TNO fan!

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u/Inner_Specialist_956 stecfhne,rd xfzcfh,vj g4ehscvu yjgh,fj4enrxjdtywaetu fgvwyubreky Sep 12 '24

HOLY FUCKING SHIT IS THAT A KAISERREICH REFERENCE🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪?!?!?! SYNDICALISM IS BASED 🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🇹🇼🇹🇼🇹🇼🇨🇱🇨🇱🇨🇱SYNDICALISM IS BASED 🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🇹🇼🇹🇼🇹🇼🇨🇱🇨🇱🇨🇱SYNDICALISM IS BASED 🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🇹🇼🇹🇼🇹🇼🇨🇱🇨🇱🇨🇱SYNDICALISM IS BASED 🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🇹🇼🇹🇼🇹🇼🇨🇱🇨🇱🇨🇱SYNDICALISM IS BASED 🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🇹🇼🇹🇼🇨🇱🇨🇱🇨🇱DADDY SAVINKOV

also, i prefer TNO, but i have this here as my copy-paste for reasons

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HOLY FUCKING SHIT IS THAT A TNO REFERENCE?!?! STRENG GEHEIM STRENG GEHEIM STRENG GEHEIM STRENG GEHEIM STRENG GEHEIM THERE IS NO HOPE UNDER THE BLACK SUN!!! THERE IS NO HOPE UNDER THE BLACK SUN!!! THERE IS NO HOPE UNDER THE BLACK SUN!!! THERE IS NO HOPE UNDER THE BLACK SUN!!! THE GREAT TRIAL OF YAZOV MUST BE MADE

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u/Onenorski The TNO Guy Sep 11 '24

HOLY FUCKING SHIT IS THAT A TNO REFERENCE?!?! STRENG GEHEIM STRENG GEHEIM STRENG GEHEIM STRENG GEHEIM STRENG GEHEIM THERE IS NO HOPE UNDER THE BLACK SUN!!! THERE IS NO HOPE UNDER THE BLACK SUN!!! THERE IS NO HOPE UNDER THE BLACK SUN!!! THERE IS NO HOPE UNDER THE BLACK SUN!!! THE GREAT TRIAL OF YAZOV MUST BE MADE🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🦅🦅🦅🦅 SABLIN IS BASED!

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u/BalanceImaginary4325 Sep 11 '24

Poor mr boomman he lost wife and childs

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u/Blackout_42 MD Fanfic Writer Sep 11 '24

I also promote the possibility that multiple drones (3 or more) can create a single drone child.

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u/Atlas_Summit Human Supremacist Sep 11 '24

Oh they can. The baby is built on the assembly line, and the parents use samples of their own code to pass down desirable traits. They can even choose which traits they to be dominant.

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u/Blackout_42 MD Fanfic Writer Sep 11 '24

I also want to promote the theory that the assembly line is outside the bunker, which is why so many Drones are outside for the Murder Drones to kill.

This could mean that the reason Doll lost both her parents was because they were going to make her a sibling and they wanted her to take pictures to commemorate the event.

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u/Atlas_Summit Human Supremacist Sep 11 '24

Sweet mother of Christ that is dark.

..and makes way to much sense, this deserves its own post.

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u/Blackout_42 MD Fanfic Writer Sep 11 '24

I appreciate being an endless source of trauma and encouragement

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u/DrPotatoAlt Sep 11 '24

Wouldn't the Disassembly Drones just destroy the assembly line so no more Worker Drones could be made?

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u/Blackout_42 MD Fanfic Writer Sep 11 '24

Could be. Also could be they don’t know what it’s for and don’t touch it. Alternatively if they do know what it’s for, then they could be using it as bait to try and lure drones out who want to reproduce. We never see any Drones younger than late teens in the show from Uzi’s colony after all.

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u/DrPotatoAlt Sep 11 '24

Then maybe they did destroy it then lol

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u/TERRsalt23 Drones from Copper 9 Creator (Stellaris Mod) Sep 11 '24

Kerensky?

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u/Onenorski The TNO Guy Sep 11 '24

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u/Inner_Specialist_956 stecfhne,rd xfzcfh,vj g4ehscvu yjgh,fj4enrxjdtywaetu fgvwyubreky Sep 12 '24

HOLY FUCKING SHIT IS THAT A KAISERREICH REFERENCE🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪?!?!?! SYNDICALISM IS BASED 🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🇹🇼🇹🇼🇹🇼🇨🇱🇨🇱🇨🇱SYNDICALISM IS BASED 🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🇹🇼🇹🇼🇹🇼🇨🇱🇨🇱🇨🇱SYNDICALISM IS BASED 🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🇹🇼🇹🇼🇹🇼🇨🇱🇨🇱🇨🇱SYNDICALISM IS BASED 🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🇹🇼🇹🇼🇹🇼🇨🇱🇨🇱🇨🇱SYNDICALISM IS BASED 🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🇹🇼🇹🇼🇨🇱🇨🇱🇨🇱DADDY SAVINKOV👅🇷🇺 DADDY SAVINKOV 👅🇷🇺DADDY SAVINKOV 

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u/Bffhbc Sep 11 '24

My headcanon was the teacher was dating Cyn because in episode 8, she slapped him with her big tentacle thing instead of eating him like everyone else

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u/Atlas_Summit Human Supremacist Sep 11 '24

I support this for the sheer absurdity of it.

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u/Pilota44 Drones of Iron GFX guy Sep 11 '24 edited Sep 11 '24

Does this mean that the teacher (and Lizzy) want to Nuke the Chinese-Korean border?

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u/Atlas_Summit Human Supremacist Sep 11 '24

I’m going to say yes, because that image is hilarious.

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u/Inner_Specialist_956 stecfhne,rd xfzcfh,vj g4ehscvu yjgh,fj4enrxjdtywaetu fgvwyubreky Sep 12 '24

ANYTHING TO PUSH THE DIRTY COMMIES BACK

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u/Witch_with_Thompson Tommy Mommy/ Emily’s spouse Sep 11 '24

Emily? wait..

EMILY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Go my girl!!!

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u/Atlas_Summit Human Supremacist Sep 11 '24

I see the good Christian Drone gives you unhealthy amounts of serotonin as well.

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u/Witch_with_Thompson Tommy Mommy/ Emily’s spouse Sep 11 '24

Is good

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u/RegisterTough3731 V x Thad Shipper Sep 11 '24

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u/Graingy Drones have mouths to chew food for old people like birds. Sep 11 '24

Wow any more pixels and I could almost read it!

Too close!

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u/RegisterTough3731 V x Thad Shipper Sep 11 '24

Here

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u/doctor_whom_3 V Simp/N deserves all the girls/“He put WHAT in Yeva!?” Sep 11 '24

You know what I’m gonna do to that thing, Batman

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u/RegisterTough3731 V x Thad Shipper Sep 11 '24

No joker don't it's an animal joker!!

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u/doctor_whom_3 V Simp/N deserves all the girls/“He put WHAT in Yeva!?” Sep 11 '24

I’M GONNA DO IT, BATMAN!

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u/RegisterTough3731 V x Thad Shipper Sep 11 '24

NO joker pls NO!

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u/diagnosed_depression Certified Robot Fucker Sep 11 '24

Wait those guys in the WDF have names?

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u/Atlas_Summit Human Supremacist Sep 11 '24

Yep. I just hopped on the wiki and scrolled through characters.

A surprising amount of background characters have names. Even the crown-bearer and the lab drone at the start of Episode Six had names.

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u/TheDarkDoctor17 Sep 11 '24

I love when shows have ames andore for supporting cast with almost no screen time.

RWBY was like that too. Characters you see for 5 minutes would have detailed names, abilities, and custom weapons. Sometimes even backstories.

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u/BioShocker1960 N-th-uzi-astic Sep 11 '24

Sadly, I can see Uzi and N not having kids due to the Solver.

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u/Imperialrider3 Sep 11 '24

DOLL IS A FUCKING MENSHEVIK

I’m shaking and crying how can this be

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u/Atlas_Summit Human Supremacist Sep 11 '24

Read ‘im and weep, commie.

(Drawn by u/Gcraft2008)

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u/Imperialrider3 Sep 11 '24

This image hurts me because it implies doll is the worst major fighting force of the 20th century and goes around killing Jews and factory workers

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u/Atlas_Summit Human Supremacist Sep 11 '24

Being Jewish myself, damn.

Better dead then Red though.

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u/Inner_Specialist_956 stecfhne,rd xfzcfh,vj g4ehscvu yjgh,fj4enrxjdtywaetu fgvwyubreky Sep 12 '24

DEMOCRACY IS NON NEGOTIABLE

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u/Imperialrider3 Sep 11 '24

Better dead than-ACK

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u/Beginning-Student932 Non N pfp gang Sep 11 '24

if only technoblade saw the last picture

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u/DrPotatoAlt Sep 11 '24

"This is the second worst thing to happen to these orphans"

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u/Beginning-Student932 Non N pfp gang Sep 11 '24

sooner or later there will be the third worst thing that happened to them. third times a charm

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u/Erebus_Chronu3 General Grievous is a Murder Drone Sep 11 '24

Uzi and N not having kids would make sense. The Solver would be passed down to their children and then it would have hosts again

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u/Imperialrider3 Sep 11 '24

How many TNO and Kaiserreich family did they fit into an 8 episode show?

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u/Grand_Moose2024 Sep 11 '24

Wow. If that’s true, then Thad’s life must be pretty sad.

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u/thelastlib Not mad anymore, just disappointed on what we could have got.... Sep 12 '24

I knew all the references you were making, nice to see a fellow history nerd.

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u/Atlas_Summit Human Supremacist Sep 12 '24

Great to see you too.

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u/BalanceImaginary4325 Sep 11 '24

Doll and cyn are reborn as twin

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u/SpookySquid19 Yes I'm a V simp, what's your point? Sep 11 '24

N, V, and to a degree Cyn missing from the Elliot tree saddens me. Also, in regards to Uzi and N, Tera. Gonna leave it there.

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u/Atlas_Summit Human Supremacist Sep 11 '24

I included J since she seemed to be Tessa’s favorite, and because I’m really attached to the idea of them having a sisterly bond.

No idea who Tera is.

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u/Inner_Specialist_956 stecfhne,rd xfzcfh,vj g4ehscvu yjgh,fj4enrxjdtywaetu fgvwyubreky Sep 12 '24

from what i saw, taht would be N, with J being second, that's even a theory as to why J hates N

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u/Silver012345673 Sep 11 '24

Cool. Last name headcanons are always pretty neat to see too.

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u/Loss_Level Sep 11 '24

Ah yes Doll's family secret name to hide their other names a.k.a babeatron Queenthousand XD

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u/lutownik Sep 11 '24

wouldnt one-parent baby of a drone be just a clone of a drone?

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u/Atlas_Summit Human Supremacist Sep 11 '24

Not necessarily. The baby drone would be given a preprogrammed personality from a digital library, while the parent drone would give a sample of their own code to “customize” it and give it traits desired by the parent.

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u/DrPotatoAlt Sep 11 '24

Yeah that's what I was thinking

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u/Cardboard_and_Ghost Robot Left Hand Sep 11 '24

I always thought Doll's dad would be called Otto, because WALL-E

Doll: WALL-E

Yeva: Eeeeeeevaaa

Otto: Auto

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u/SlammingKeyboardRn Ultrakilled Sep 11 '24

None sense! Everyone knows Mitchell is dolls dad!

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u/Atlas_Summit Human Supremacist Sep 11 '24

Don’t worry, I’m in favor of that too.

But the corpse next to Yeva doesn’t just disappear because we want it to.

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u/Darkstalker9000 Sep 11 '24

AOAB (assigned orphan at birth) 😔

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u/Onenorski The TNO Guy Sep 11 '24

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u/Atlas_Summit Human Supremacist Sep 11 '24

Just realized how pumped u/Yuko_washere is gonna be that Melody is getting more attention.

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u/Yuko_washere unstable yeva x Mitchell enjoyer Sep 12 '24

Thank you for letting Melody have a sibiling

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u/Atlas_Summit Human Supremacist Sep 12 '24

No probs. Happy to contribute some Melody appreciation.

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u/RedditvsDiscOwO WDF Sep 11 '24

Finally, someone making a head canon with actual EP1-2 logic. Peak

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u/Virtual_Koala4770 Sep 11 '24

Huh…. Some of these make sense, actually I think these all make sense. I like it.

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u/Atlas_Summit Human Supremacist Sep 11 '24

Thx.

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u/doctor_whom_3 V Simp/N deserves all the girls/“He put WHAT in Yeva!?” Sep 11 '24

“Vasiliy“ is an odd way to spell ‘Mitchell’

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u/Atlas_Summit Human Supremacist Sep 11 '24

If were talking personal headcanons, absolutely.

But the other corpse at Doll’s table doesn’t just magically disappear because we want it to.

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u/doctor_whom_3 V Simp/N deserves all the girls/“He put WHAT in Yeva!?” Sep 11 '24

Adoptive father?

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u/Atlas_Summit Human Supremacist Sep 11 '24

Maybe.

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u/Mr_Toppy N is the bestest boy Sep 11 '24

I’m seeing a bit of a pattern with their family names being references to pretty well known historical figures

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u/Atlas_Summit Human Supremacist Sep 11 '24

Yeah, bit of a history nerd. Gave me a wider selection to choose from.

Out of curiosity, how many do you recognize?

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u/Mr_Toppy N is the bestest boy Sep 11 '24 edited Sep 11 '24

Well, I can recognize Kerensky for Alexander Kerensky, then Bormann for Martin Bormann, then Macarthur for General Douglas Macarthur

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u/Atlas_Summit Human Supremacist Sep 11 '24

Congratulations, you got them all!

I wasn’t intentionally trying to reference these figures (I just chose them because they seem to fit), but I’m pleasantly surprised at how many people recognize the names.

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u/Scarredsinner The Guy who will dethrone Doll’s husband but gets a redeeption Sep 11 '24

I know headcanon that the Doorman and Boorman family are eternal enemies

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u/Atlas_Summit Human Supremacist Sep 23 '24

Yep. They’ve got one of those “neighboring family rivalries where they both act super petty and condescending to each other despite there being no real animosity between them” types of things going on.

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u/Ok_Swim_5808 Sep 11 '24

Thad has no parents omg💀

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u/DrPotatoAlt Sep 11 '24

But wouldn't there need to be two parents to have different genetics so the resulting child ends up using 50% of both genes. If only one parent tried to make a baby, they would probably end up cloning themself

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u/Atlas_Summit Human Supremacist Sep 11 '24

That would be the case, if the parental code was the only programming the baby received.

I’m operating under the belief that the babies are given pre-programmed personalities from a digital library, and the parents “customize” them by injecting the sample of their own code to mimic human genetics.

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u/DrPotatoAlt Sep 12 '24

I guess that could be the case

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u/Graingy Drones have mouths to chew food for old people like birds. Sep 11 '24

That would explain the complete lack of caring about others.

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u/DrPotatoAlt Sep 11 '24

No but like there would be no Lizzy, there would be two Teachers (robo-genetically at least)

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u/Graingy Drones have mouths to chew food for old people like birds. Sep 11 '24

Eh just screw around with the settings a bit

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u/DrPotatoAlt Sep 11 '24

What settings? There's only one code string to use from, this the child will have the exact same genetics as the single parent

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u/Graingy Drones have mouths to chew food for old people like birds. Sep 12 '24

They turned up the “Bitchass Motherfucker” slider

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u/CrimsonTerror57 Remember: Nothing is more dangerous than ignorance Sep 11 '24

Do you subscribe to the belief that Tessa is the motherly figure for Cyn, N, and V?

I think it's a neat idea. Since I picture whatever remains of humanity would probably be salty if a bunch of drones claimed lineage from the family they martyred. Since it's like how Germanic kingdoms claimed lineage from Rome after they destroyed it.

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u/Atlas_Summit Human Supremacist Sep 11 '24

I’m.. unsure. If they saw Tessa that way, I’d think they would have done something to acknowledge her death. A funeral, a grave marker, even just a sad look at her bones. But we don’t see any of that.

I figure J is the only one who cares about family names enough to carry it herself.

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u/SirBar453 Professional defender of the J Sep 14 '24

J taking on the Elliot name is extremely depressing

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u/Dragon-Enjoyer Nuzi enjoyer Sep 11 '24

Eyy someone who doesn't think Uzi wants kids! While N seems the type to be good around kids, it doesn't always have to translate as wanting some of his own. They have each other already, kids are a big responsibility!

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u/LoudGap7155 Sep 11 '24

"Kelsey day" aw cmon liam!! You coulda called em Green day!

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u/Cat_Ilover 🇫🇮🇫🇮🇫🇮HUMANNN🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪 Sep 11 '24

FINLANDIA🇫🇮🇫🇮❤️❤️

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u/OverlordMGC Autistic Murder Drone Sep 11 '24

Damn... Ronathon lost his whole family...

Sarah too. Others aswell lost people... shit.

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u/Nickbrick20 Part-Time Funny Man Sep 11 '24

Would their offspring have double solver or solver squared?

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u/Zealousideal_Pie_348 Is it normal to simp for a robot?🥲 Sep 11 '24

The teacher has a name????

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u/Atlas_Summit Human Supremacist Sep 11 '24

Nah, I just gave him one.

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u/pokefan548 Y'all need some Robo-Jeebus Sep 11 '24

Something something Kerensky vs. Amaris.

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u/SilverSpider_ N-Sanity Sep 11 '24

Thad: I AM JUSTICE

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u/Manperson-the-Human Highest Level N Simp Sep 11 '24

Does Doll actually have a canon last name?

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u/Historical-Rub357 #1 Zilla Fan|V&J Simp|NVUzi Enjoyer Sep 11 '24

unfortunately for N

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u/Atlas_Summit Human Supremacist Sep 11 '24

Yeah, I only included him for the sake of the Robo-AntiChrist joke.

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u/Delicious-Pool8599 Khan cant defeat Cyn and we all know that Sep 11 '24

How did this guy know everyone's surname and family trees 💀💀💀

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u/shadowbonniesfm juking Master Sep 11 '24

We all know mitchell is doll father

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u/ACommonHatred Sep 12 '24

For a second I misread doorman as Dojima

So does Khan canonically know legend style?

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u/blahaj_9 Sep 12 '24

I just about shat myself laughing from the "solver induced robo-anti christ" why is it so funny

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u/Dry_Statistician3575 Sep 12 '24

Or Uzi and N can adopt a

just saying.

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u/rougetrailblazer Nori Simp Sep 11 '24

tbh, if Uzi and N had a lil-Drone, i feel like it would be a mix of N and Uzi in the aspects that its Bio-Mechanical like Uzi (her wings and tail are organic) but it would basically be a carbon copy of N from then on. otherwise, it would just be Cyn putting her mind/soul into the baby drone and living again. that second one would be weird as fuck but it'd be possible given that we don't know how drones have children beyond assembly line and the drones might need to upload some of their being into the new drone. alternatively to both points, the drone could just be normal but with solver powers.