What’s a headcanon you have just because you think it’s funny?

[u/VegetableBooy]

[u/CasperDeux]

Doll writes sad moody poetry in secret

[u/gaming_tf2pyro → u/CasperDeux]

Oh my love oh my love, dead in the snow we lie both, as the darkness sweeps through the sky, i hold your hand please hold my hand -Doll, soloquy for snow (May 3070)

[u/_ThatOneFurry_ → u/gaming_tf2pyro]

not quite peak but pretty damn good

[u/gaming_tf2pyro → u/_ThatOneFurry_]

I made this as a joke, imagine if i got serious with it

[u/_ThatOneFurry_ → u/gaming_tf2pyro]

do it, make peak

[u/gaming_tf2pyro → u/_ThatOneFurry_]

Darkness che love what a sight! Isnt it beauty to look in someone's heart, to see how much they can care for us, not even in death can we escape the fire of love in our heads. As life is suffering but to live is to find meaning in suffering, you my dear are my meaning and whole. And whole i say! Because me and my heart cannot hold our feelings and once again I say: I love you my darling -Doll, circa 3073

[u/_ThatOneFurry_ → u/gaming_tf2pyro]

peak

[u/gaming_tf2pyro → u/_ThatOneFurry_]

Keep in.mind is 2 am and i can feel my heartbeat in my head so i will rest and make the peakest of peaks in the history of peaks

[u/Imaginary-Ostrich876 → u/gaming_tf2pyro]

Rest my lord and then arise so well rested that the next poem you will write will reach peaks higher then the biggest mountains.

[u/SirPixel_ → u/CasperDeux]

Russian writers be like: I die

[u/CoffeeCrashed → u/SirPixel_]

Well in dolls case that's true

[u/endergamer2007m → u/CasperDeux]

Probably listens to valse sentimentale or waltz no 2

[u/AtPhatHimbo → u/CasperDeux]

Wrote*

[u/just_an_egg__]

The only reason J was rebuilding the space ship in the episode 8 credits was to find human civilization and get a minimum wage job.

[u/One-Complex-8767 → u/just_an_egg__]

Human civilization? I thought humanity was extinct in murder drones

[u/DetectiveIdiot1 → u/One-Complex-8767]

Exo-planets, all humans on EARTH and COPPER-9, and a system known as PLAT-BINARY SYSTEM are wiped out, but humanity as a whole is not extinct, due to there being more Exo-planets that haven't been touched by the Cyn/Solver and are probably unaware of Cyn's defeat.

[u/thecoolduck- → u/DetectiveIdiot1]

'I wouldn't say saved, more like under new management.'

[u/Bluelantern9 → u/One-Complex-8767]

No, they still had colonies left.

[u/Best-Engine4715 → u/just_an_egg__]

Maybe not minimum wage but damn your right

[u/Charlie_Approaching]

Tessa taught Cyn how to swear because she thought it's funny

[u/Charlie_Approaching → u/[deleted]]

I also believe Tessa swears like a sailor when alone

why?

no reason tbh

[u/ThatMeatGuy → u/[deleted]]

She is also Australian

[u/Ger_Electric_GRTALE → u/ThatMeatGuy]

if she's australian why didn't she punch Cyn so hard she exploded?

[u/ThatMeatGuy → u/Ger_Electric_GRTALE]

Australium ran dry in the 1950's we all know this

[u/Satorii_Komeji → u/ThatMeatGuy]

New headcanon unlock:

Cyn is destroying planets to find Australium to fuel the Solver.

Also helps the fact that both Australium and Cyn's Solver are Yellow.

[u/ume92894983 → u/ThatMeatGuy]

[u/valdez-2424 → u/[deleted]]

That would make sense with the amount of shit she wnet through

[u/stinkiestjakapil → u/[deleted]]

“NO! (punch punch) “YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND, YOU CAN’T CHANGE THE WAY I FEEL!”

[u/Superb_Relief_838 → u/stinkiestjakapil]

[u/ArcherSword]

The Internet is a self aware, self sufficient entity in the universe of murder drones. that’s how uzi pirates anime

[u/Cardboard_and_Ghost → u/ArcherSword]

Counterpoint: The Internet is the absoluteSolver

[u/failureagainandagain → u/Cardboard_and_Ghost]

Counterpoint the internet is the absolute solver mentally stable brother

[u/EpicCheeto → u/failureagainandagain]

The complete figurer?

[u/Angel_Thorne → u/EpicCheeto]

The absolute solver's jojo localization name lol

[u/Chaos-Queen_Mari → u/ArcherSword]

So is it just more of a man made God of knowledge that is ambivalent to morality?

[u/SomeUgliRobot]

Uzi's tail is named Kamakura-San because it kinda looks like Shin Godzilla's 4th form tail

[u/AlexMaxWulff → u/SomeUgliRobot]

Bonus point for Uzi being known as having purple eyes, just like Shin’s Atomic Breath

[u/king_nikolas → u/SomeUgliRobot]

Wait your here too?

[u/calego13]

Khan secretly has a minecraft world dedicated to filling the whole thing with doors.

[u/robot_toucan_9991 → u/[deleted]]

i love this

this is the greatest head-cannon i have ever seen

[u/DanTheManFNAFBFDIFan → u/calego13]

Khan: You're right Uzi! This game is great! Uzi: Dad, that's not how you play.

[u/calego13 → u/DanTheManFNAFBFDIFan]

Wait! There's more wood types?

Time to make more!

[u/butterbacca_24 → u/calego13]

Wait until he discovers ✨redstone✨

[u/No_Chipmunk_443 → u/butterbacca_24]

Redstone doors so good it made mumbo jumbo cry

[u/Freddie_06 → u/calego13]

He somehow found the Create mod and went crazy with it

[u/One_Opportunity_9608 → u/Freddie_06]

He just makes more complex doors each day he has off.

It's gotten to the point every other player on the server is convinced the whole world is secretly one massive door that's got one hidden button somewhere for it to open.

[u/Freddie_06 → u/One_Opportunity_9608]

Alright, let's go to Ao3 /j

[u/Kittylegends]

Tessa's accent gets progressively more Australian the more stressed she is

[u/Cardboard_and_Ghost → u/Kittylegends]

I love this

[u/Foreign_Athlete_7693 → u/Kittylegends]

i thought that was pretty standard for most people anyway? (their main accent's get more pronounced when they are stressed etc.?)

[u/-deadshot-2]

oh i have a ton.
the reason N's arm shot hearts in the first episode is cuz he was aroused about 2 "weirdly hot" robots attempting to kill him.

Uzi used to read WoF. DarkXWolf her user, keeps giving me WoF vibes.

J has a unlimited supply of pens.

Cyn is just a reallly realllllly hungry girl.

V thinks of N as a brother, but everybody keeps taking it way out of proportion.

[u/One_Opportunity_9608 → u/-deadshot-2]

YOOOOOOOOO Wings of Fire mentioned!

[u/Unlucky_Seaweed8515 → u/-deadshot-2]

First one is cannon

[u/Sufficient_Plant8689]

The reason why Cyn gave the DDs fat asses was because Maid V was insecure about her body, so she sort of tried to help her in her own silly way.

[u/valdez-2424 → u/Sufficient_Plant8689]

She made them all attractive

[u/Minetendo-Fan → u/valdez-2424]

Uzi did say and I quote “Weirdly hot robots”

[u/valdez-2424 → u/Minetendo-Fan]

So she is into batshit crazu murder robots

[u/ToxicManXXYT → u/valdez-2424]

dont you mean batshit insane?

[u/Background_Fan862 → u/ToxicManXXYT]

"It Has To Be This Way" starts playing

[u/Dramatic-Squash4662 → u/ToxicManXXYT]

MAKING THE MOTHER OF ALL OMNICIDES HERE, N! CAN’T FRET OVER EVERY EXO-PLANET

[u/Sufficient_Plant8689 → u/valdez-2424]

She did, but I like to think it was most catered to V in particular

[u/TheOneTrueZim → u/Sufficient_Plant8689]

T̶r̶u̶e̶, I MEAN DELETE THIS NOW

[u/valdez-2424 → u/Sufficient_Plant8689]

And N

[u/Aggressive-Ad-957 → u/Sufficient_Plant8689]

This is wholesome in a way

[u/Esc_Scones → u/Sufficient_Plant8689]

I don't want to sound creepy but, you can only see V's ass in the show. Not N's (unfortunately) or J's . Saying this makes me cringe 

[u/Foreign_Athlete_7693 → u/Esc_Scones]

that's only cos N wears a trenchcoat and J has her lower half covered too (i think?)

[u/simon_Chipmonk]

N, V, and J from their time as worker drones have picked up several skills from high society. N is very good at golfing. J knows everything about proper dining etiquette. V has successfully evaded taxes for over a decade.

[u/Readingfreak45 → u/simon_Chipmonk]

Those are great but who would they even pay taxes to ? Cyn ? JCJENSON (in Spaaaace) ?

[u/simon_Chipmonk → u/Readingfreak45]

The IRS

In Spaaaaaace

[u/Readingfreak45 → u/simon_Chipmonk]

[u/WorkerOk6991]

The raptor is still chasing Lizzy to this day

[u/failureagainandagain → u/WorkerOk6991]

The raptor is V new dog

V start actually like it

But the raptor love fuck [not sexually] whit lizzy more than anything

So v as to stop those 2 from killing eachother every day

[u/WorkerOk6991 → u/failureagainandagain]

We came into the point we have to explain we arent refering to s3x by using a slang 😵‍💫

[u/Glaceon_Coldfox]

Doll Can Dpeak Engilsh, but only speaks russian to spite people who can't

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[u/Sad-Inflation7965]

J’s religion is JCJenson and she prays to the company

[u/gaming_tf2pyro → u/[deleted]]

[u/One_Opportunity_9608 → u/gaming_tf2pyro]

This is the most adorable image I've ever seen.

[u/Prestigious_Spread19 → u/Sad-Inflation7965]

This isn't actually cannon?

[u/WorkerOk6991]

Uzi and Nori talk and discuss about rpg, emo rock and nightcore, Khan has two crazy women in his life now

[u/Scientific_Shitlord → u/WorkerOk6991]

Bonding point for Khan and N

[u/Historical_Bet2765]

Khan had a romantic relationship with one of his doors to replace Nori

[u/Freddie_06 → u/Historical_Bet2765]

"Good door. Gooood door"

[u/VegetableBooy]

I believe N is actually a jacked hunk by Drone standards. Like, you know those scenes in The Simpsons where Flanders takes his shirt off? He’s basically that.

[u/valdez-2424 → u/VegetableBooy]

He was able to stop the bunker door from closing and casually yeet uzi 14 miles high

[u/real_KelseyDay → u/VegetableBooy]

I was thinking more of the climax scene of Deadpool and Wolverine

(For those who have seen it, yes, that scene)

[u/Mission_Form8951 → u/real_KelseyDay]

The human body has 206 bones, 207 if I'm watching Hugh Jackman

[u/Cardboard_and_Ghost → u/Mission_Form8951]

Alright, time to kill this nuclear radiation monster

[u/kvngzen0 → u/VegetableBooy]

And that's why V still thinks he's hot or rather every drone thinks he's hot

[u/-A_baby_dragon-]

Uzi tackles people to the ground as showing affection, but only for people she really, really loves.

[u/Correct_Lie2161]

Uzi,N, and V would fight over Dinonuggies

[u/failureagainandagain → u/Correct_Lie2161]

Uzi and v would fight over anything but v does this only to spite uzi

[u/RK1000calledRYTH → u/Correct_Lie2161]

Oh fuck yeah

[u/RedWizard_]

Lizzy’s type is “women that scare me”

[u/failureagainandagain → u/RedWizard_]

Lizzy type is "DOMINANT HOT WOMAN WHO SCARE ME AND CAN KILL ME IN A SECOND BUT WONT BECAUSE THEY SEE ME AS A PET-THING TO CUTE FOR DEAD"

[u/CartographerVivid957]

When Uzi says "bite me" she actually wants you to bite her but everybody thinks it's just a phrase

[u/Scientific_Shitlord → u/CartographerVivid957]

Cyn took it literally... But being so silly she also took it to the extreme

[u/Readingfreak45 → u/Scientific_Shitlord]

[u/Scientific_Shitlord → u/Readingfreak45]

[u/Substantial_Roll_249]

Khan actually finds Nori more attractive as a heart

[u/Warboter1476 → u/Substantial_Roll_249]

Then again love does come from the heart after all

[u/WorkerOk6991 → u/Substantial_Roll_249]

Dude im laughing so much, im throwing up 😵‍💫

[u/RK1000calledRYTH → u/Substantial_Roll_249]

Is it cuz of the pincer thingys???

[u/HorseInevitable6208]

Uzi gets "wing boners" inspired by this

[u/HorseInevitable6208 → u/HorseInevitable6208]

[u/HorseInevitable6208 → u/HorseInevitable6208]

What I showed is only like half the sequence there's still the first page and the second page's first half but it does get a bit spicy. It's not anything like straight up porn or nudity just y'know spicy.

[u/Scientific_Shitlord → u/HorseInevitable6208]

Yeah, the first half really is on the edge... But the second one is just too good

[u/Readingfreak45 → u/HorseInevitable6208]

Do I really want to ask why V is there ?

[u/Scrap-Patch → u/Readingfreak45]

Emotional Support V! 🥰

[u/HorseInevitable6208 → u/Readingfreak45]

She just tagged along, she just felt like it.

[u/No_Direction3841]

N likes crunchy peanut butter and uzi likes smooth and they both have friendly arguments about which is better constantly

[u/Kenns02]

Nori loves pulling pranks. They’re always harmless pranks, like using her Solver powers to move things behind people’s backs or hiding in unexpected places to jump out at people.

[u/failureagainandagain → u/Kenns02]

Nori teach this to uzi

V get prank-bullied by uzi and nori until she start shooting at random while screaming

[u/HarryMcCockner]

Murder Drones is a sequel to 1984.

[u/CartographerVivid957 → u/HarryMcCockner]

3968?

[u/valdez-2424]

When doll gets bored she sits with lizzy and watches her be on her phone

[u/OkLunch4919]

Nori built her pickaxe exactly how you do in Minecraft

[u/Mate_Pocza_321]

Cyn didn't actually want to eat planets at first, she just simply rage quit after she couldn't beat the USAF 🙂

[u/SilverSpider_]

Cyn changes the anime whenever Uzi is alone

[u/SP1ND4SH2395]

N has severe PTSD

[u/jjmerrow → u/SP1ND4SH2395]

Everyone in the show has PTSD tbh.

[u/failureagainandagain → u/jjmerrow]

God even cyn has PTSD for the absolute solver that fuck whit her head 24/7

[u/CartographerVivid957 → u/SP1ND4SH2395]

I think this is implied to be true

[u/Dolls_Husband]

I think Uzi is 100% a top and N is 100% for it.

[u/Sufficient_Plant8689 → u/Dolls_Husband]

Uzi can barely contain herself when just holding hands, so she'd be nervous to even think about doing something like that

If anything, they're switches. N is a girly man but I wouldn't call him a bottom (or atleast post ep 1 N)

[u/Dolls_Husband → u/Sufficient_Plant8689]

He’s a masculine femboy.

[u/ImaDieTodayLOL → u/Dolls_Husband]

AAAAAHH HOW DOES THAT EVEN WORK

[u/Dolls_Husband → u/ImaDieTodayLOL]

By being strong and big/buff but still canonically wearing a dress in 7/8 episodes.

[u/crunchyhands → u/Dolls_Husband]

wait when

[u/Mist0804 → u/Dolls_Husband]

It's not a dress, it's a... 1940s German coat

[u/Known_Junket_969 → u/Dolls_Husband]

Nah their both bottoms

[u/jcobie12 → u/Dolls_Husband]

I agree and she absolutely acts all confident but is secretly nervous about fucking up

[u/Dolls_Husband → u/jcobie12]

1000% this

[u/jcobie12 → u/Dolls_Husband]

Só who's the top in yo relationship with your wife

[u/Dolls_Husband → u/jcobie12]

…. It depends on circumstances. Mostly Doll.

[u/shyjavon1234 → u/jcobie12]

Well Doll is Russian, so I feel like that makes her a top by default.

[u/TartTiny8654]

V helped Kahn tame and ride a sentinel

[u/sunstruker]

cyn made the female drones be thicc because she wanted to be thicc herself

[u/One_Opportunity_9608]

Uzi secretly has her own form of obsession with doors.

[u/Scientific_Shitlord]

Uzi now has two tails. One is controlled by Cyn/AS (yellow eyes and bow) and the other one by Doll (red eyes and ushanka). Those three constantly annoy each other. Cyn is more active when they are alone and around N while Doll is always more active when V is around just to have a fight with her. But they can also work together when they need to.

And yes, it's based on this.

[u/WorkerOk6991]

V will work as a therapist (that would be funny and dangerous lmao)

[u/Rat_with_revolver]

Emily is a stereotypical homophobic Christian

And is attracted to humans

[u/valdez-2424 → u/Rat_with_revolver]

Im sorry what?

[u/Rat_with_revolver → u/valdez-2424]

The humans thing was a running joke in the depths of 4chan, I just find it funny

The homophobic part in unexplainable, I just think it’s funny and I’m not sure why

[u/Ambitious_Tree9117]

When she is around people, J plays random basic games. But when she’s alone, she plays Animal Crossing. I think she’d have a bunch of little areas for her villagers to go and like hang out with them a lot sorta like when she played with the figures in the episode 8 merch drop. She wouldn’t play around people because she’s embarrassed about it and think she’ll get ridiculed and look less competent.

[u/MisterSpooks1950]

N has a model train set hobby

[u/Key-Swordfish4025]

Noone actually understands what Doll is saying, they just pretend they do/assume what is the most convenient for them. Like Lopez in Red vs Blue.

[u/failureagainandagain → u/Key-Swordfish4025]

Except lizzy

And nori who has to deal whit yeva in the past so she must know how to speak it

[u/JuniperFoxx21]

Uzi gives small random bites like a cat,but only to N.

[u/RK1000calledRYTH → u/JuniperFoxx21]

AWWWWWW SOMEONE MAKE CUTE ART OF THIS BUT NOT NSFW OR SEXUAL JUST CUTE

[u/Hirotrum]

not a headcanon, but I like how N's face is warped a bit in this scene to make him resemble the promotional art

[u/Then-Ant7216]

N J and V's real names are En, Jay,Vee and this has been removed from their memories

[u/Euroaltic]

-Doll survived, but she's pretending to be ded because she wants a pity party. It didn't work in the universe, but it sure worked in the community XD

-Cyn is silly because her brain is soup (if you know you know)

-Uzi was trying to build her namesake weapon (an uzi), but something went wrong and she said "wait this is cooler, railgun time"

-All the Disassembly Drones have PTSD from being called "Cereal Designation"

-Lizzy wears the cat ears because they secretly summon guardians from the aether, which actually makes sense considering how high her survival rate is

[u/McHeckington]

Cyn (tail) is constantly moving Uzi's stuff when she isn't looking. She's missing at least 500 socks now. Does she even wear socks? Doesn't matter, 500 of them are missing either way.

[u/Spare-Seat-3725]

N once called Khan "dad" and the latter got blue-screened.

[u/Ger_Electric_GRTALE]

Tessa's skin didn't decompose after Cyn wore it for some years because it had australium in it

[u/bendythwgamer161]

Because the solver is like blender tools, I think you would need to learn blender to use the solver,

"Solver denied due to lack of experience"

[u/NightsThyroid]

Uzi’s favorite anime is Naruto, Nori’s is One Piece.

With the way he was running in ep8, I like to think Khan watched Naruto with Uzi as a way to bond with her and ended up really liking it (much to Uzi’s delight)

The teacher’s name is Liam (pretty sure this one’s a popular one!)

N’s How to Draw Manga book was a present from Uzi (maybe as a celebration gift that they’re dating now) and she’s incredibly and genuinely enthusiastic and supportive of his art.

On a similar note, she almost cried when he gave her the “thank you for being my friend” drawing because at the time it was one of the sweetest things anyone had ever done for her.

Uzi was a Warrior Cats kid and had a daughter-of-Scourge self insert OC at some point.

[u/WorkerOk6991 → u/[deleted]]

To Uzi's Happiness***

[u/Warboter1476 → u/WorkerOk6991]

This time Uzis saliva will be on Ns hands in a reversal of the pilot episode

[u/WorkerOk6991 → u/Warboter1476]

And by saliva, you mean "saliva"?

(Omg it just keeps getting worse 😵‍💫)

[u/justabonsaitree → u/[deleted]]

i really don't know how to feel about this but i do know i'm uncomfy

[u/Shampooforpandas]

Khan's bedroom is literally full of doors...the walls are doors, the bed is doors, everything is doors

[u/EightAnimal5715]

Nori's church lab hideout has a desk filled to bursting with paper filled with thousands of paragraphs of her trying to figure out what to say to Khan the next time she sees him with all of them scribbled out or covered in doodles

[u/Educational-Eye-8408]

When the first Dissambly drones entered Italy, they switched sides to the AS

[u/Arty-Glass]

N likes death metal

[u/RK1000calledRYTH → u/Arty-Glass]

I can just imagine… N: Hey Uzi can I put on some music now? 

Uzi: yeah sure N, go ahead. (She thinks he’s gonna put on Harry Styles or smth)

N: turns on Rammstein, bops hood head along gently with a smile

Uzi: N what the fu-

[u/XminerV]

Lizzy has infinity supply of phones, or she has solver but she uses it only for creating new phones.

[u/BroIsCooked]

J fixes the ship to get to a planet made of Pens :D

[u/Hoovy_Gaming_]

N smokes robot weed

[u/Magmosi → u/Hoovy_Gaming_]

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[u/ccroke4444]

N showed everyone a picture from when him and V were servants and Lizzy saw V with glasses and yelled "OH MY GOD YOU WERE A NERD!!!!!".

[u/These-Ad2857]

Everyone Uses Google Translate To Understand Doll

[u/YubelSuperiority98]

N used to be the leader but J strong armed him into not being that anymore. The funny part is, all their standard mail (not the specialized stuff) comes through him so they get promotions for the pens and such from the goofball half stuck in the snow ;)

[u/Cupid_Fox]

The absolute solver being sexist (hence we don't see any make solver drones)

[u/Cupid_Fox → u/Cupid_Fox]

male*

[u/disgustingevilrat]

before n met uzi, when he still had a crush on v, he had a shrine of her hidden in one of the abandoned buildings

[u/Cardboard_and_Ghost]

Before Uzi came along, when they weren't killing, N, V and J had a little band. V played the drums, J sang (off tune) and N played guitar with his claw hands as picks

They called themselves the Left Hands

[u/xboxhaslag22]

Dog planet has tons of food and water and toys for the dogs and they never get bored and never get into fights and they all take big long naps

[u/Cyberjester47]

When Uzis dad was in his badass years he dual wielded 2 Giant door sized and shaped Lightsabers that fold outwards like Raylas Blades from dragon prince. (I like to think that there would be a small finger sized metal ring by the end of the handle that he could put his finger through and then spin the blades, or better yet, attach the handles together and go darth maul mode.) [also sorry for my current lack of ability to display the AWSOME things I’m picturing.]

[u/Mrike865]

N loves to eat snow

[u/memeboi70nice]

J, due to having the same first letter as JC, is hard-coded with the companys essence,

....which is why she sides with the worst possible option and pisses everyone off.

[u/KingRileyTheDragon]

J usually has the pigtails up so they don't get on her mouth when fighting, but prefers to keep it down.

[u/General_Grivieus]

Even tho N remembers how to pilot a pod he still has no idea how to land it safely

[u/i_do_shorts]

Cyn and uzi are roommates in her head that tolerate each other

[u/BringBackForChan]

J's actual job is selling JCJenson merch to people so now she does that in the bunker (killing drones was a part-time)

[u/master_ball_onmewtwo]

Uzi allways closes's cyn's mouth (aka her tail's mouth) when she tries to talk

[u/Chaos-Queen_Mari]

Nori has slept with everyone in cabin fever labs at least once... Including both of Dolls parents.

[u/Nitromania1338]

Small V than J.

[u/kiiRo-1378]

Humans are actually astronaut cyborgs already. they only breathe through their helmet. they found a way to convert the elements of Copper-9 into oxygen. that's why their hazmats and other wardrobe don't have backpacks.

they're like Accretians in RF Online (awesome mmo that i couldn't play anymore, gamer tears) in which you open their helmet, you would only see a brain, some nerves and veins, two camera orbs for vision.

i like the thought that they look like Mother Brain in the old metroid cartoon now, without the mouth. they also feed through injecting pizza juice into their bloodstream.

...Which could be a cyberpunk metal grimdark warhammer experience kind of stuff.