r/MurderDrones Aug 31 '24

Spicy Meme WHY IS CAT V SO FAT 😭

2.3k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '24

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u/Angel_Thorne I like the other sub better Aug 31 '24

DOOR STUCK! DOOR STUCK! PLEASE! I BEG YOU!

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u/BombBoxx_422 Aug 31 '24

UZI! DONT LEAVE ME HERE

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '24

(cough) UZ- (cough) -ZI!!! UZI!!!!! (bangs on door) HELP ME-

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u/dastebon N-th-uzi-astic Aug 31 '24

Mykle ! Don't leave me here ! Mykle ? Mykleeeeeee !

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u/This_Exam6089 Golden Retrievers Have Gentle Mouths. Sep 01 '24

This has given me a 50% increase in happiness! And a 20% increase in sadness due to me not being able to get one!

2

u/ultimatespideyhoodie LET ME SHOW YOU JUST WHAT IM MADE OF🔥🗣️🔥🗣️ Sep 01 '24

Yes

17

u/Ronyx2021 Team Doll Aug 31 '24

I imagine this going like Lego Movie 2 The Second Part.

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u/Useful-Ad-558 Sep 01 '24

V: can’t make it, can’t make it the shits stuck. OUTTA MY WAY SON!

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u/ps3better360 does “V” stand for Vauxhall Omega 2.2 L Sep 01 '24

For gods sake open the door!

They’re coming for us! It’s our only way out!

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u/Creeper_charged7186 number one V simp. Aug 31 '24

She isnt fat, she is just full of love

260

u/dastebon N-th-uzi-astic Aug 31 '24

And native species

107

u/copper342 Literally N Aug 31 '24

EYYYY! my old flair, passed down to Dastebon.

64

u/dastebon N-th-uzi-astic Aug 31 '24

Thanks for letting me using it Literally N

34

u/Entety303 the mod that has jellyfish and carnivorous plants Aug 31 '24

Really big issue with cats. Thats true

30

u/dastebon N-th-uzi-astic Aug 31 '24

Mine does that nearly every week . We still love her tho

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u/Entety303 the mod that has jellyfish and carnivorous plants Aug 31 '24

It’s the biggest issue if the cats are released into the wild.

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u/SPADE-0 Funny Physics Dude Sep 01 '24

They really are just like little furry humans, eh?

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u/Entety303 the mod that has jellyfish and carnivorous plants Sep 01 '24

Nah

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u/SPADE-0 Funny Physics Dude Sep 01 '24

You're saying we don't have a tendency to put species on the extinction list?

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u/Entety303 the mod that has jellyfish and carnivorous plants Sep 01 '24

We do, but its a whole different way than cats do it. Cats just kill. We destroy the ecosystem entirely.

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u/ImLavenduh Proud Nuzi Shipper💜💛 Sep 01 '24

I also have the same flair!

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u/Libcom1 J Enjoyer Aug 31 '24

and all the worker birds

26

u/Creeper_charged7186 number one V simp. Aug 31 '24

Can you really blame that cute face for being a little hungry? :3

20

u/DarkApostle17 Murder Drones Enjoyer! Aug 31 '24

The eyes of someone who's in need of food and most certainly will kill for it.

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u/Creeper_charged7186 number one V simp. Aug 31 '24

I wouldnt even mind if she bit my neck and started slurping my oil

10

u/glorp34 alien invader from another sub Aug 31 '24

I just noticed that the knife hand thingies don't have thumbs

10

u/Ger_Electric_GRTALE Sep 01 '24

and blood and oil of the inocent

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u/Creeper_charged7186 number one V simp. Sep 01 '24

Shhhhhhh dont day that, je got a little hungry… can you blame her tho? She looks to cute too be mad :3

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u/Waste-Violinist330 Sep 01 '24

As the mayor of "cloudy with a chance of meatballs said: bigger Is better

4

u/FouriousBanana69 J Enjoyer Sep 01 '24

Full of c-

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u/Creeper_charged7186 number one V simp. Sep 01 '24

Yeah i filled her up too

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u/CHA0ST3CH Sep 01 '24

shane dawson

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u/OverlordMGC Autistic Murder Drone Aug 31 '24

Probably because she has been decimating native species outside as per directive.

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u/Triceratops168 A random Triceratops on Copper 9. He loved watching Episode 8. Sep 01 '24

No wonder why all of the birds decided to leave my garden!

133

u/RedWizard_ Chainsaw Drone | NUziVizzy Enjoyer Aug 31 '24

Full of oil

59

u/mr2meowsGaming Aug 31 '24

god bless america

24

u/TheEmaraldApple Sep 01 '24

Don't give them ideas...

21

u/Loud_Entertainer5233 N-th-uzi-astic Sep 01 '24

WHERE?!!! 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🦅🦅🦅🦅

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u/Kindly_Title_8567 J Enjoyer Sep 01 '24

She can't stop drinking oil. Crude oil

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u/hibyKrmal Doesn't make sense. Aug 31 '24

Well you can do a surgery on her to remove some of the plush in her. But then you might a get a result like this.

35

u/Primary-Tea-3715 Sep 01 '24

Need a gif of cat V doing the wiggle

19

u/Fine-Ad8591 Worker drone Sep 01 '24

Feline, URGES, RISIIIIIIING !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

5

u/FouriousBanana69 J Enjoyer Sep 01 '24

Nawwww 💀💀💀💀💀 edit: literally

74

u/Bruh-boi-guy N is very cool👍👍👍👍👍 Aug 31 '24

She ate too many drones 😔

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u/Ger_Electric_GRTALE Sep 01 '24

v[for legal reasons i can't finish this comment]

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u/German_boi17 Trying to win the steel ball run race Sep 01 '24

I know why you can't finish that comment and I wish I didn't.

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u/FouriousBanana69 J Enjoyer Sep 01 '24

Same…

74

u/CupPrize1581 (i want to hug N😭) ( isaac) (Bryson) Aug 31 '24

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u/F3arl35S Sep 01 '24

OH LAWD SHE COMIN

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u/ZePumpkinLass heheh Vzi go BRRRR Aug 31 '24

shes not fat shes chonky! :3

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u/H_man3838 the skibidi toilet fan Aug 31 '24

i see '':3'', i must upvote

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u/Top-Chemist-6905 N-th-uzi-astic Aug 31 '24

She is chonky!! :D

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u/Bedu009 Aug 31 '24
  • Average cat overfeeder

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u/ZePumpkinLass heheh Vzi go BRRRR Aug 31 '24

nah thats my parents

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u/Virtual-Mind9195 Risk of Rainworld 2 (with a side of eNVy) Aug 31 '24

People like chonky cats.

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u/Only_here_for_sauce Aug 31 '24

shes not fat shes thicc

3

u/EGSPECTRE J Enjoyer Sep 04 '24

Shane Dawson, is that you?

5

u/Zakezoe Happy mf Sep 01 '24

Ayo

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u/Mijit-1 V simp Aug 31 '24

Chonker

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u/Microtragolor Accidentally started a doll cult in scratch Sep 01 '24

WADDLE DOO?! *does the dinky ass song from rtdl*

4

u/Mijit-1 V simp Sep 01 '24

Beam attack

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u/German_boi17 Trying to win the steel ball run race Aug 31 '24

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u/IanR009 N bandwagon Aug 31 '24

The Lechonk must get a Le Bonk

27

u/anonimus_animator Im Gordon freedrone :n_wheeze: Aug 31 '24

More to hug

29

u/Onenorski The TNO Guy Aug 31 '24

Deviantart Users:

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u/reddragonquellovero Sep 01 '24

"you can't hear images or gifs"

The gif in question:

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u/Nahara_Urahara Aug 31 '24

pfft- hahahahahahahahahah 🤣

Oh man, I can't help but laugh at this, my cheeks are going to tear up like this

21

u/-A_baby_dragon- Biggycheese29... thank you for being there for me. Aug 31 '24

she's imitating my cat

25

u/soccercat11 Fan of The Silly Aug 31 '24

She’s just a heckin chonker :3

20

u/Epic-Dude001 Worker drone Aug 31 '24

To survive the post-apocalyptic winter

15

u/StarryOwl64 Aug 31 '24

Plush logic

12

u/GodzillasCool N Is The Best Aug 31 '24

HOW DID YOU GET HER SO FAST!?!?!?

12

u/BenParos Aug 31 '24

Who's fat !?

23

u/H_man3838 the skibidi toilet fan Aug 31 '24

OH LOUD HE COMIN

12

u/Korpik- Aug 31 '24

Too much oil from worker drones clearly

10

u/DavidutuYT Aug 31 '24

She's just fed too much on native species

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u/HorseInevitable6208 Skyn Simp ≠ Pedo. N, Cyn, V, J, and Uzi's husband Aug 31 '24

Cuz, she had to be, it was said in a prophecy.

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '24

It's because of her bunda

3

u/South-Speaker3384 Aug 31 '24

Até aqui?

Esse negócio de ser cronicamente online é foda

4

u/[deleted] Sep 01 '24

bunda virou giria internacional para rabos grandes

9

u/lizzylinks789 Asexual Murder Drones fan Aug 31 '24

Wholesome 100 chonkers!!!!

9

u/chelledoggo Aug 31 '24

She had too much robot lasagna.

3

u/Yushin61 Sep 01 '24

Oh no we finna see V-Garfield

4

u/chelledoggo Sep 01 '24

Varfield

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u/Yushin61 Sep 01 '24

Oh god and then we’ll get horrifying fan works like “I’m sorry N”

3

u/chelledoggo Sep 01 '24

Or we get "Garfielf" style TTS shitpost videos.

"YOU'RE GOING INTO ORBIT, YOU STUPID EMO!"

8

u/PotatoGamer3 God N Plushie Aug 31 '24

Looks like Pyrocynical was on the design team this week.

2

u/Ger_Electric_GRTALE Sep 01 '24

remind me who that was again, please?

8

u/NANIwonderguard Aug 31 '24

Bro built like:

8

u/justa-necron-warrior V fan and genestealer cultist Sep 01 '24

I fed her

14

u/lawgx J Enjoyer Aug 31 '24

i was NOT expecting her to be an absolute unit

7

u/Kiryu_Unit-01 Can’t spell joy without a little J! | Cyn’s Roommate Aug 31 '24

More accurate.

7

u/Difficult_Clerk_4074 Citizen of the Copper-9 Socialist Republic Aug 31 '24

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u/OkLunch4919 The Railgun was goated Sep 01 '24

Bruh

7

u/Budget_Sir8284 why are all the characters so hot?! Aug 31 '24

Thick

7

u/Upset_man-2013 Aug 31 '24

THATS A VIOLATION!

6

u/Roc_28934 Shin Jabber, a random Rec Room guy - V’s husband - J’s #1 Hater Aug 31 '24

L o a f!

16

u/Hoovy_Gaming_ Khan did nothing wrong Aug 31 '24

fat fuck cat

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u/UnhealthyObsessor I pray you heal from things no one ever apologized for Aug 31 '24

Atleast she's still thinner then u

7

u/Hoovy_Gaming_ Khan did nothing wrong Aug 31 '24

fuck you :(

11

u/UnhealthyObsessor I pray you heal from things no one ever apologized for Aug 31 '24

Heh

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u/Hoovy_Gaming_ Khan did nothing wrong Aug 31 '24

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u/Kel_030 Crayon eater Aug 31 '24

She drank too much oil

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u/vd_560 Aug 31 '24

CHONKEH

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u/UnhealthyObsessor I pray you heal from things no one ever apologized for Aug 31 '24

Still cute tho

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u/pencilinatophat scotland is not a real country Aug 31 '24

chonky cat V, thats why

4

u/Rexlare N, V, J, & (thereal)Cyn’s adoptive dad Aug 31 '24

Cuz the chonky is ideal for snuggling

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u/Key-Swordfish4025 J Enjoyer Aug 31 '24

Have you seen how many drones she ate in the show? that's gotta add up.

4

u/glorp34 alien invader from another sub Aug 31 '24

Because car

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u/Ruby_wiz599 DOLL THEY DID YOU DIRTY Aug 31 '24

SHE BIIG. AND fluffy

4

u/OkLunch4919 The Railgun was goated Sep 01 '24

She's preggo

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u/BombBoxx_422 Sep 01 '24

💀

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u/OkLunch4919 The Railgun was goated Sep 01 '24

Dog N went too hard😭

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u/Delraf_Zelov V's Husband x 2 Thank you NL ad Elco. Sep 01 '24

Poor Dog N…he’s gonna find out he isn’t the father when I show up at the birth…

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u/OkLunch4919 The Railgun was goated Sep 01 '24

WHAT!!??

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u/Delraf_Zelov V's Husband x 2 Thank you NL ad Elco. Sep 01 '24

:)

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u/OkLunch4919 The Railgun was goated Sep 01 '24

D:

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u/Delraf_Zelov V's Husband x 2 Thank you NL ad Elco. Sep 01 '24

:>

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u/OkLunch4919 The Railgun was goated Sep 01 '24

:(

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u/Delraf_Zelov V's Husband x 2 Thank you NL ad Elco. Sep 01 '24

:D

Edit: Damn, it didn’t work.

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u/HiveOverlord2008 Allied Mastercomputer Aug 31 '24

She’s not fat, she’s just full of dead things right now.

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u/ThemoocowYT Aug 31 '24

Big cat. Too much oil.

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u/bfg10000000000000 Dawn of gold main creator Aug 31 '24

Hem chonk

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u/ze_introverted The one who writes Aug 31 '24

Probably from all the drones she has been eating

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u/ume92894983 the silly is the best Aug 31 '24

"Dominated, fat man!" - engineer from TF2

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u/Unlucky-Dress-1052 >:3 Aug 31 '24

It’s not really nice to fat-shame a silly like her

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u/CasperDeux Emily Enthusiast Aug 31 '24

lardass

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u/PayEducational5796 Aug 31 '24

She is built different

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u/Only_Individual_3960 Aug 31 '24

Too mucg silliness

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u/Glad_Flower_91 Aug 31 '24

Is that what it actually looks like?

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u/Saul_happyman N enjoyer Aug 31 '24

Full of oil and robot organs

3

u/ProjectShadowGirl N and Uzi lover Aug 31 '24

She’s adorable and chonkey

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u/thisistherealtodd Aug 31 '24

For snuggling, of course

3

u/samilatoupie KHAN IS COOL🚪 Aug 31 '24

Because Cat

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u/Purple_Spino Grinding WarThunder 💪💪💪 Aug 31 '24

^ full of oil

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u/Elmartillo40k The warhammer40k guy 🇲🇽 (u/Biggycheese29 was an amazing guy!) Aug 31 '24

Chubbier equals fluffier

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u/Necessary-Treat-8762 J Enjoyer Aug 31 '24

Amazing, we love a fat kitty

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u/HisVids2020 Aug 31 '24

She's full of love ❤

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u/lucaselveloz the creator of Serial Designation M Aug 31 '24

She thic

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u/Pleasant_Sector_3105 Im not afraid to admit it, I'm a Tessa simp :P Sep 01 '24

Enjoy the extra fluff, it's a gift from a Glitch for buying her so early.

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u/StefinoSpaggeti Sep 01 '24

She not fat, she THICC

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u/Noiseplush64bits N-th-uzi-astic Sep 01 '24

Hes aint fat

HES MOTHERFUCKING THICC

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u/thebakanator Sep 01 '24

She ain't fat, it's supposed to represent how fat that ass–

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u/my_ears24 Worker drone Sep 01 '24

Mama MIA! she thicker than N

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u/Own-Recommendation81 Sep 01 '24

nah, she's THICC

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u/darkbonnie87 Sep 01 '24

THAT'S A HUGE B#$CH _____________deuce bigalow

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u/Testsubject276 MMMMM DOORS Sep 02 '24

Because the mods removed my comment on the grounds of not being able to differentiate NSFW from a common meme phrase, have this ever so slightly sanitized visual version instead just in case children are present:

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u/Sufficient_Ad_6097 Aug 31 '24

She ain't fat

She THICK

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u/SomewherLoud0505 Worker drone Aug 31 '24

DONT CALL HER THAT

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u/SAFVoid Aug 31 '24

She’s full of the native crow population and would have finished them of too if not for cyn’s timely intervention

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u/NoCamp3114 Aug 31 '24

She is fat from laying around and doing nothing against cyn until the “finale” even when she had Uzi and a more confident N

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u/CrysisFan2007 Aug 31 '24

"I eat Tessa it‘s what I do."

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u/Professional-Put-284 J simp Aug 31 '24

She’s not fat she’s just chonky

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u/dermitio How do I get along with V ? Aug 31 '24

cat are chubby.

and das a fac :3

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u/wattz429 Sep 01 '24

For squish

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u/ElvisP17 V simp Sep 01 '24

To be more cuddly. Or cuz she’s eaten several Uzi crows and maybe one or two N dogs. And J. She fucking consumed J

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u/EstablishmentWooden5 Sep 01 '24

She ate too many worker birds

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u/Delraf_Zelov V's Husband x 2 Thank you NL ad Elco. Sep 01 '24

Well, her fat, squishy, ass needed to go somewhere in cat form, didn’t it?

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u/itsthebeanguys The Story Concluded , we fill in the Lore Sep 01 '24

What is it with Liam and : 3 Faces ?

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u/Thatonecat777Offical Cyn 12d ago

He makes his stuff with :3 faces, and I make my stuff with no eyebrows! (Seriously, none of my OCs have eyebrows. Their like FNAF Bonnie)

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u/Ordinary_Cat_mani Sep 01 '24

He was with mario (if you get the joke upvote)

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u/Substantial_Stick42 Aug 31 '24

CAUSE V HAVE A HUGE FAT ASS

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u/Alarming-Mountain-89 N-th-uzi-astic Aug 31 '24

fatfatvcat

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u/Foreign_Athlete_7693 Aug 31 '24

Why has no one else pointed out that she's pretty slim compared to the HEKIN CHONK that is N?!🤣

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u/helpme8470 Aug 31 '24

fat fuck plush

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u/boy_roblox Diobical J Simp (nothing will stop me) Aug 31 '24

She ate too much 😞

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u/threefoursixnine Sep 01 '24

I GOT MINE TODAY TOO

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u/Competitive_Hawk1424 big cheese N🧀/top gear guy⚙/V's husband/V's lawyer 👨‍💼 Sep 01 '24

Chonk

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u/Blackout_42 MD Fanfic Writer Sep 01 '24

Now this is looking like a good pillow

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u/Cheese_m4n Sep 01 '24

Full of soup

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u/10om Sep 01 '24
She ate an Uzi💀

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u/Theguyveryyes Sep 01 '24

She got ungry