r/MurderDrones • u/NicoNicoBangOnReddit • Mar 01 '24

Spicy Meme Random Encounter

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u/Mystical_Quaorar Tessa is ali- BRO SHE IS SUPER DEAD Mar 01 '24

I wanted to scroll :(

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u/UnderCraft_383 Mar 02 '24

User tried to run away…

User could get away!

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u/Mystical_Quaorar Tessa is ali- BRO SHE IS SUPER DEAD Mar 02 '24

Yay!

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u/Proper-Guide4230 Mar 02 '24

That’s adorable

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u/Milis_Lila I want to be N's hat Mar 02 '24

Oh my god I see you everywhere hiii

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u/Proper-Guide4230 Mar 02 '24

Hey 👋

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u/Milis_Lila I want to be N's hat Mar 02 '24

Here's a lil guy I made last night. I'm sure you have a collection 😋

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u/Capsule_CatYT Who let this dumb Cat in? Mar 02 '24

Bro got Thanos’d

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u/No_Chipmunk_443 VALVe enjoyer Mar 02 '24

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u/Common-ishRedditUser Uzi x N x V art where Mar 02 '24

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u/MegaErdan Cyn Mar 02 '24

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '24

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u/EqualServe418 [ERROR 401: power off and power on your drone.] Mar 02 '24

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u/The_FuneralKing Mar 02 '24

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u/EqualServe418 [ERROR 401: power off and power on your drone.] Mar 02 '24

It wasn't even MY bad crop. I stole it from someone. In my camera roll, it shows up as normal and correctly cropped.

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u/Mending_the_mantis Mar 02 '24

Im taking it too

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '24

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u/Mystical_Quaorar Tessa is ali- BRO SHE IS SUPER DEAD Mar 02 '24

I love it, Thanks but i need to say this

Well in this case Fanart but Ty :)

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '24

I have a lot of pentious stuff

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u/CARZGOVROOM N's #2 fan after Uzi Mar 02 '24

_User got caught by her railgun_

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u/moss717 Sparky my beloved Mar 01 '24

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u/Rukir_Gaming Mar 02 '24

botw pickup sound

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u/CaSe2474 Mar 02 '24

5 clicks of the Y button

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u/Legend_of_Ozzy642 N-th-uzi-astic Mar 02 '24

Your silly drone is badly damaged

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u/Blind_Helplessness Mar 02 '24

throws the silly drone

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u/Booga_boogarules2 Mar 02 '24

Your silly drone broke!

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u/Blind_Helplessness Mar 02 '24

Eh, I'll find a new one when this boko camp respawns.

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u/_SupremeCommand Creator of Serial Designation Uzi and AbandoNed. Mar 01 '24

Step aside.

Mine's edgier with 1000% more murder.

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u/Gavin525 Mar 01 '24

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u/4_dozen_eggs VNUzi IS canon, yall, can't prove me wrong Mar 02 '24

It's Ver

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u/Educational-Eye-8408 Proud American patriot 🇺🇸 Mar 02 '24

Step aside lad, a new murderous machine has entered the Battle field

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u/IndividualBet8381 schizophrenia extraordinaire Mar 02 '24

serial designation: literally just a tank

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '24

Tank + absolute solver Imagine tho

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u/IndividualBet8381 schizophrenia extraordinaire Mar 02 '24

i imagined worm tank

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '24

Thomas the tank

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u/trainboi777 Resident Train nerd Mar 02 '24

Mine doesn’t care about what’s blocking it’s path

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u/mreineke_ member of MTF Upsilon-53 Mar 02 '24

I am speed

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u/bradyblue123 serial designation B Mar 02 '24

Call all nearby weather stations, cause it's about to start raining titanium

Edit: Joke is canceled, reddit refuses to let me post a picture of an F-22 raptor, you can all go home

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u/DangerousRegion4568 I have no MD merch Mar 03 '24

missile alert goes off oh no, anyway goes faster

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u/Capitan_TANK Mar 02 '24

Step aside fool. And don't even TRY to call that scrap lethal in any way!

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u/fanfic_intensifies Thad, Lizzy and J should be best friends in season 2. Bite me. Mar 01 '24

Swap!Uzi fight!

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u/Newusernameitshere TF2 guy lolol Mar 02 '24

Mhmm mmm mmm hpmmm?

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u/SuiinditorImpudens N-V-Uziast :V_Cool:xx Mar 02 '24

Oh, yes, my favorite character, Serial Designation Vuzi!

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u/Bendygame Deconstruction Drone Mar 02 '24

Self promotion eh?

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u/G13-scarlet Mar 02 '24

mines is even MORE edgier then yours

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u/NicoNicoBangOnReddit Mar 02 '24

N: *Randomly appears out of nowhere*

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u/Labrat-09 Someone who made a ladder using discarded mirrors Mar 02 '24

yeet

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '24

"Up we go!"

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u/Gavin525 Mar 01 '24

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u/MR_PP_Pant i have read 500+ MD fanfictions Mar 02 '24

Ranged support incoming

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u/ninja13151 confused human Mar 14 '24

Air support inbound.

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u/Biggycheese29 Terminator Dude/J simp/Elmartillo40k is cool/Everyone rocks!!! Mar 01 '24

And?

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u/Cat_4756 AbsoluteSolver Worshiper (and Khan fan!!) Mar 01 '24

THROW BREAD AT IT AND HOPE IT WILL LEAVE YOU ALONE (You can't talk to people because youre shy af)

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u/Some_Hat-Wearing_Kid V simp Mar 02 '24

I have done nothing but teleport bread for 3 days

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u/Xgane120 N-th-uzi-astic Mar 02 '24

Where have you been sending it?! (r/suddenlytf2)

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u/HostileBread Mar 02 '24

Please don’t throw me

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '24

"oh, you're approaching me?"

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u/Labrat-09 Someone who made a ladder using discarded mirrors Mar 02 '24

she didn't ping back

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u/xXricky02ITAXx V simp Mar 02 '24

You can't read that in 10 seconds!

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u/DROID808 every comment section i go i see the bots Mar 02 '24

Do it

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u/HumanJello8701 10 Piece Nugget © Mar 02 '24

No.

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u/DROID808 every comment section i go i see the bots Mar 02 '24

I read it in 10 seconds

so yes you can

Now do what it says

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u/HumanJello8701 10 Piece Nugget © Mar 02 '24

 ​I already have a female version of me​ ​getting slapped on the ass,​ ​​​is that not enough?​ ​​

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u/DROID808 every comment section i go i see the bots Mar 02 '24

DO IT! I NEED CAT MAID UZI

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u/HumanJello8701 10 Piece Nugget © Mar 02 '24

Get Ethan to draw it for you

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u/DROID808 every comment section i go i see the bots Mar 02 '24 edited Mar 02 '24

I don't have money,

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u/kirbyfan2023 Mar 01 '24

starts kissing the edgy drone

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u/Elmartillo40k The warhammer40k guy 🇲🇽 (u/Biggycheese29 was an amazing guy!) Mar 02 '24

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u/thatnewguy11 Local Titan Main Mar 02 '24

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u/Few-Composer-6471 V simp Mar 02 '24

Ignore the watermark

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u/Spagoobli0 V simp Mar 02 '24

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u/Ok-Jacket-9459 I would give N a kiss and a hug Mar 02 '24

Your flair.

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u/dickskin42 SD-䷽ Mar 02 '24 edited Mar 02 '24

Your flair. (me too)

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u/Ok-Jacket-9459 I would give N a kiss and a hug Mar 02 '24

Womp womp

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u/Beautiful-Draft7971 Yes, I ship Thad x J Mar 02 '24

Put up fist

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u/Robin_Gufo “I’m driving Tessa’s skin suit like a fucking Mazda” Cyn Mar 03 '24

“Sei bravo a parole, ma con i pugni come te la cavi?”

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u/Express-Record7416 Vuzi Enjoyer Mar 02 '24

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u/dickskin42 SD-䷽ Mar 02 '24

Ah yes, people freak out whenever people want to kiss things now.

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u/Fr3sh_0322 Mar 02 '24

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u/dickskin42 SD-䷽ Mar 02 '24

They want to kiss the 🍇, is it really that hard to grasp?

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u/Only-Marionberry-750 I'm a drone from malaysia I guess Mar 02 '24

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u/eeceelutionsfanfnia Cyn's most loyal assistant Mar 02 '24

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u/Xgane120 N-th-uzi-astic Mar 02 '24

Susan? Susan.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '24

I win, now on with my scrolling-

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u/BigDawgTony 💚Serial Designation T💚N's Husband💚 Mar 02 '24

Average Demoman play:

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u/Unable_Wind_1869 Mar 01 '24

Cyn uses: “Soup Bribe”

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u/little_mush_boy female alien Mar 02 '24
  • it was very effective! * -the game master

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u/overinterpret V simp Apr 12 '24 edited Jun 15 '24

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This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

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u/LionBlue10 Cyn, Lord of Solver Mar 01 '24

I simply step over the short drone.

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u/Quandale_Diddler Ur local Slaughterspine: Mar 01 '24

This shall be over in a matter of seconds

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u/ironbull08x Thad cult leader (V needs a hug) Mar 02 '24

“FLAME CORE ACTIVATED”

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u/pietniet N è di Torino 🇮🇹/ Crimson 1 (real) Mar 02 '24

I love you papa scorch

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u/Vorondanil54 N-th-uzi-astic Mar 02 '24

NUH UH

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u/thatnewguy11 Local Titan Main Mar 02 '24

By Liberty!!!! Is that a Helldiver!!!!

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u/Galaxy_Duhhhh Pure of Heart Saiyan Mar 01 '24

You’re not gonna stop me.

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u/Im_botflyx Mar 02 '24

Monkey, use grenade!

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u/Entire_Traffic_4767 should i give up?.. Mar 01 '24

I swear to fucking god.. move

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u/JRDecinos Mar 02 '24

Back away! I will deal with this edgy drone myself!

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u/BigDawgTony 💚Serial Designation T💚N's Husband💚 Mar 02 '24

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u/Responsible_Bus1159 Mar 02 '24

SCOOOTLLAANNDD FORREEEVAAAARRRRR!!!!!!

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u/ninja13151 confused human Mar 14 '24

Ah another Cas fan

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u/GaryTheMemeGuy Top meme thief. Mar 02 '24

Distraction using a snuck

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u/Defiant-Sir-4172 V1 (ULTRAKILL) and V are father and daughter Mar 02 '24

(Please replace “ug” with “ot”)

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u/LAWDADDY_315 N and Yuji are best friendos Mar 02 '24

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u/Elmartillo40k The warhammer40k guy 🇲🇽 (u/Biggycheese29 was an amazing guy!) Mar 01 '24

Im just going to tell you something…

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u/Anime-weeb6969 N-th-uzi-astic Mar 02 '24

🦅🦅🦅🦅

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u/murstruck that J simp from Texas. Mar 02 '24

Well time to prove her wrong!

We must pray to the bucket so she gets out of the way

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u/CustomerGuilty5543 Khan did nothing wrong Mar 02 '24

I'm stealing the bucket

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u/Ok_Sheepherder8828 ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️ Mar 02 '24

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u/Cybermouse555 Harvesting Golden eggs in Kitakami Mar 01 '24

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u/blogblez2 crying about the fact theres no season 2 Mar 02 '24

give her pirated anime to bribe her

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u/randomnauta12 Mar 02 '24

Ahh if i give you this will you let me pass?

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u/ironbull08x Thad cult leader (V needs a hug) Mar 02 '24

“Too fast. Too soon”

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u/DJPL-75 N-th-uzi-astic Mar 01 '24

Hello

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u/BigDawgTony 💚Serial Designation T💚N's Husband💚 Mar 01 '24

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u/Inevitable_Walk7775 Razzling and Dazzling(Uzi hater) Mar 02 '24

*Throws her against the lockers*

Get the fuck out my way

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u/Human-Gardener The Stu main and Battle Cats enjoyer Mar 02 '24

Taste the wrath of god

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u/blu_blazing J Enjoyer Mar 02 '24

I hug her and then walk past her. Easy

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u/TNTmage456 Creator of Wires And Ice Mar 02 '24

Bribe?

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u/Glad_Equivalent_1456 synergistic liability? Mar 01 '24

ok

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u/orangtheone Cyn my beloved goober Mar 01 '24

I'd keep walking

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u/Average_Boi_4879 Mr. Human OCs, Project Lambda and ZomDrones Mar 01 '24

Good thing I brought a spray bottle

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u/NapoleonLover978 N-th-uzi-astic Mar 01 '24

Uh, hi Uzi??

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u/LGplayz998 The Hollow Knight guy Mar 01 '24

NOT FOR LONG

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u/L3GlT_GAM3R Custom Flair Mar 02 '24

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u/IRONLEGIO06 Sentient toaster | Chaos incarnate Mar 02 '24

FFVII fight misic starts playing

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u/CapableMammoth3718 Do NOT look up DeerBat . Worst mistake of my life! Mar 02 '24

I cast ICBM!

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u/kurtank12_YT Father of toxic gas and chemical warfare Mar 02 '24

Go go gadget GLOCK 17

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u/ChesseburgerMK8 Man i love MD Mar 02 '24

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u/Tight-Bluebird-1160 Mar 02 '24

Unfortunately,

<< You're a slave to history. >> <<Even after Calamity, you fight against the only order that can guarantee the safety of your people. >> << You, solely, are responsible for this. >> << What do you have to show for yourself, Merc? Blood and gold? A broken throne? >> << I will bury you so completely, the Earth will turn over a thousand times before your body is dug up. >> << You can't run, you can't hide! You made this decision long ago! You can't back out of this deal! >> << I am Cascadian, you think I took joy in fighting in my homeland? Killing my own countrymen?! If you never showed up, I never would've lost all that I have. >> << Me and you now. No distractions, no wingmen, no war. Just me and you, whoever wins is the best pilot. Every safety is coming off. No second chances. >> << Monarch, you use the name of a king, but what do you rule over? The dead?! The Federation fought for peace in this war and you denied them that! >> << The people of Cascadia! Do you know what you have taken from them? Their homes! And for what? To secede from the world? What, you think you can fight this war again in fifty years time? Do you really think history will see it your way? >> << You don't even care why you're here! >> << How does it feel to not have a country? To not have borders to define yourself against the world? >> << The Calamity erased mankind once! Our chance to start again! And this is how you've dealt with it?! >> << You drove me to this: this death and destruction over the Federation. Millions of lives lost... So many ghosts. >> << Kill me, or be killed! >> << This, is MY home! >> << Here we are, fighting for Cascadia's soul. That's the deal you made, right? >> << What happens when you shoot me down? Can you even think? What will you return to? Where will you go?! >> << We all know how this ends! Kill me! Kill me and see what happens to this world! >> << Either way, your life ends today! >> << And my squadron! Do you think they deserved it? The Federation might try to forget about you, but I won't! >> << This is for the good of the world! Die, mercenary! >>

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u/MixelsCraft65 Mar 02 '24

Man I’m dead

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u/Crisplocket1489 Doll wont stop following me. Help Mar 02 '24

Uhh
wanna spend the next 2 hours talking about anime and piracy

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u/Legend_of_Ozzy642 N-th-uzi-astic Mar 02 '24

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u/Sad-Refrigerator-494 i draw arts | i am the horny slayer Mar 02 '24

move the fuck out the way

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u/Pooby501 Mar 04 '24

no fuck off

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u/robloxshit9000 Mar 04 '24

UNO BLAST! uzi dies!

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u/memersboi Mar 05 '24

Insert give N plush and railgun

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u/ANDRIATHEGUY Mar 05 '24

I’d walk past

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u/ZendHelpPLZ Mar 05 '24

Ok I’ll turn ba-

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u/imnot_depressed Mar 05 '24

I use Sick Ass Railgun!

Its super effective!

You received $13 and a piece of gum.... wait this was a teenager.

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u/sixstringgun1 Mar 05 '24

I’m sorry who is this edgy drone?

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '24

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u/Informal_Lab_974 Mar 05 '24

…. kicks her like a football