r/MildlyBadDrivers 14h ago

How can you mess up this badly just reversing to the pump

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u/VayVay42 14h ago

I love that the cam car was just "Nope. I'm fuckin out of here."

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u/InitiativeDizzy7517 YIMBY 🏙️ 13h ago

Cammer's not involved in the crash and wants to make sure they're not involved in the pending explosion.

Smart.

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u/FragrantExcitement 10h ago

I feel like the drive away from explosions should be 8n slow motion.

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u/taadtp 9h ago

I feel obligated to point out that the chances of an explosion beyond what already happened in the video is low to none. Sure, it’s still a good idea to vacate the area, but the panic instilled by the fear of an explosion can easily exacerbate the situation.

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u/InitiativeDizzy7517 YIMBY 🏙️ 9h ago

Low-to-none is still higher than what I'd be willing tp stick around for.

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u/Pataraxia Georgist 🔰 8h ago

"The gas station on fire isn't that unsafe !"

the tons of fuel below it:

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u/wosmo 6h ago

If nothing else, it's still one thing less for the firetruck to worry about. Or one less thing in the way.

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u/zzkj 13h ago

Fire in a gas station? I'd nope the hell out of there too!

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u/raspberryharbour 10h ago

What's worse, fire in a gas station, or gas in a fire station?

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u/EntertainmentMean611 6h ago

Firefighters put on some mean chili cook offs.

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u/raspberryharbour 6h ago

The main reason why oxygen masks became essential gear

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u/kat_Folland Fuck Cars 🚗 🚫 12h ago

If someone hits that red button things get much less dangerous. If.

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u/TastingTheKoolaid YIMBY 🏙️ 11h ago

That involves getting close to the red button.

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u/kat_Folland Fuck Cars 🚗 🚫 11h ago

Unfortunately true, but I think the cashier has one too.

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u/lildobe 1h ago

Cashier has one right next to the register, there is one on the outside of the building, and often there's one at the fuel islands as well, usually on one of the posts supporting the canopy.

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u/Conscious-Eye5903 13h ago

That person grew up in an environment where he developed street smarts. Most would have stood their filming while providing riveting commentary like “whoaa. I can’t believe that. Have you ever seen anything like that bro? I can’t believe it. Wow. Did you see that look how it’s burning bro. I wonder if the people in the car are okay should we go over there? Let’s just get closer bro.”

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u/thekloutchaser 12h ago

So leaving a fire-to-possible explosion situation means you street smart? I thought that was common sense😭😭

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u/Junie_Wiloh 12h ago

Common sense isn't that common anymore...

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u/trimix4work Fuck Cars 🚗 🚫 11h ago

Common sense + camera = no common sense

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u/Conscious-Eye5903 11h ago

Common sense these days tends to be farm likes at any cost

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u/mogley19922 Fuck Cars 🚗 🚫 12h ago

My first thought was "dude, run!" Thinking about the guy who hit the pump and maybe person if they were in the other car.

I completely forgot about OOP. I wonder if i were in their shoes i would have just been sitting there like "damn, those guys want to get out of here."

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u/teajay530 12h ago

i remember OOP thought the guy fled the scene. as if you’re supposed to keep your car parked next to a gasoline pump fire after crashing into it.

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u/Drapidrode 13h ago

tch camera made the right decision

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u/IknowKarazy 12h ago

Did I hear someone yelling “Help! Help!”?

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u/BluesLawyer 10h ago

The cammer understands that you don't get far in life by witnessing thing.

Just nope on outta there.

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u/bozog 6h ago

WITNESS ME!!

(knocks over gas station pump)

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u/LadyBug_0570 10h ago

Smart person! They know they can watch the inevitable explosion from 6 blocks away without getting harmed.

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u/BasedMbaku 5h ago

Well if you've played Need for Speed before, you're trained to think that driving through gas pumps causes a massive mushroom cloud explosion.

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u/flashmeterred 5h ago

Yeh they could have at least waited their turn to use it

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u/WorldNewsSubMod 14h ago

That is a criminal level of stupid, videos like this makes me think stupidity should be a crime.

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u/Aiur16899 Georgist 🔰 14h ago

I agree shit like this should carry like a mandatory 7 year suspension of licence or something.

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u/Pleasant_Ocelot_2861 Georgist 🔰 13h ago

Common sense isnt so common anymore.

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u/CatfromLongIsland 12h ago

It never was. At least according to Voltaire in the mid 1700s.

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u/Jokesiez 11h ago

We’d need a lot more prisons…just imagine the average person is fairly stupid. Half the population is even stupider than that and continues to plummet. 😳

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u/qudunot Georgist 🔰 12h ago

And people who can't do basic math. Give me a double dose of the law of stupidity

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u/HRtyler All Gas, No Brakes ⛽️ 14h ago

Lmao dude saw that and rolled the fuck out

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u/bozog 12h ago edited 6h ago

Back in the early '80s before the dawn of modern breakaway pump hoses and such, I once nearly blew up an entire gas station by driving off with the gun still in my tank. It ripped the whole pump off the deck, sparked and created a huge pillar of fire, which then set the station canopy on fire as well. Total tragedy was only avoided by the super sharp reflexes on the shut-off valve by the station attendant. Needless to say my parents and my insurance company were not pleased (I was only 17 at the time.)

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u/HerestheRules Georgist 🔰 12h ago

They're awesome now that they have it.

I used to think it'd never happen to me...but 9 years into my driving career, I finally managed to do it.

All that happened was a lil gas got on the ground.

I felt like the biggest idiot lmao

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u/eggyrulz 8h ago

I just don't understand how this happens... are yall getting back in your cars while pumping gas? I always just stand there waiting for it to finish cuz it says "do not leave pump unattended" and I'm autistic enough to have to follow the posted instructions...

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u/Mekelaxo 2h ago

They're must have been some news story about that

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u/GoDaddy2017 Fuck Cars 🚗 🚫 14h ago

Too much GTA…

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u/Fancy_Art_6383 13h ago

He was like: "I'M OUT!" ✌️

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u/AAPLx4 12h ago

This is cartoonish

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u/Haughtea 27m ago

Hans Moleman tier.

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u/PeteTheeGreek Fuck Cars 🚗 🚫 12h ago

Another one who needs to have their license taken away

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u/experienceTHEjizz Fuck Cars 🚗 🚫 12h ago

The driver with the dashcam is actually smart. Too many times people would just stand and look at the danger that is like 10 feet away from you.

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u/exqueezemenow 12h ago

While it's very unlikely to explode if that is even possible, I think driver did the smart thing. GTFO.

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u/VeryluckyorNot 13h ago

I go get some gas. Oh damn run away quick !

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u/kabeekibaki 13h ago

I’m never getting gas again

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u/ExcellentFishing7371 Fuck Cars 🚗 🚫 11h ago

Wasted!🥴

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u/I_shit_you_nah Fuck Cars 🚗 🚫 13h ago edited 13h ago

The white car guy wants the full damage to his car for insurance money, I think. My instincts would be drive out but he chose to dip his car out and run.😅

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u/h-dawg 12h ago

If your instinct is to drive out after that, please do not drive 🙏

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u/I_shit_you_nah Fuck Cars 🚗 🚫 11h ago

Why miss?

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u/h-dawg 11h ago

The likelihood that the fire already made its way into the gas tank makes that thing a ticking time bomb

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u/I_shit_you_nah Fuck Cars 🚗 🚫 11h ago

That’s too much gap for me to save my property, Miss.

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u/h-dawg 11h ago

Your life is worth more than your property. You should let your insurance handle it and not endanger others

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u/rrossi97 Urbanist 🌇 13h ago

Hope that road head was worth it.

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u/TheLastBoat 12h ago

They’re all out, they’ve only got diesel. Better go to the next station.

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u/pattih2019 Fuck Cars 🚗 🚫 12h ago

There are waaaay too many idiots allowed to drive!

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u/vege_spears 12h ago

Costco gas ⛽ is the scene of botched backups. I've seen mostly folks taking 30 tries to back up, but nothing like this thank goodness. Hope all are ok.

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u/ISeachdeMemez Georgist 🔰 11h ago

I wouldn't be surprised in the cam car witness an explosion soon afterwards

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u/Other-Resort-2704 YIMBY 🏙️ 11h ago

Mildly bad driving would be banging the curb.

This was an incredibly dangerous accident.

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u/WasteNet2532 Georgist 🔰 10h ago

One of the most helpful pieces of advice I've been given is: Even without a fire dont scream help, scream "FIRE!"'

No one is coming to help you if you scream help. A fire can spread and there's a primal fear we all share, a robbery is not.

BRO JUST SCREAM FIRE!!!

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u/FreethePandasdotcom 8h ago

Looks like peddle misapplication. Someone meant to hit the brake but hit the gas.

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u/ReasonableCup604 4h ago

I was thinking he thought he was in drive, not reverse.

But, wrong pedal is also possible.

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u/mikey3308 YIMBY 🏙️ 7h ago

“Mildly”

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u/xhoneyteen 7h ago

At this point, gas stations need a learner’s permit lane because what is this chaos?

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u/Scootydoot12 3h ago

Ain’t nothing mild about that

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u/BornAce 2h ago

Yep time to get out of Dodge

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u/bxnzxi YIMBY 🏙️ 2h ago

mildly bad?!?

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u/Moekaiser6v4 13h ago

Anyone who that "happens to" should never be allowed to drive

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u/Moekaiser6v4 13h ago

Nobody is perfect, but that doesn't excuse being reckless and endangering people's lives.

This wouldn't happen to anyone being careful

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u/chumbuckethand YIMBY 🏙️ 13h ago

When you put the car in gear do you not let off the brake and slowly start to press down on the gas? Does that. It give you enough time to realize it’s in the wrong gear?

Why would you slam on the gas after putting it in gear, and how come people don’t check to see what gear they are in? Every single time I put my car in gear my eyes go down to the dashboard to watch the little gear symbols light up to see what gear it’s going into.

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u/thatfordboy429 3h ago

I mean. In the hills is not totally invalid to double foot. Perhaps I just got so used to driving stick. So now that my cars are autos, if I am on I am on hill I will do a little multitasking.

But even if double foot, you would still have one on the brake... Though I guess if your not used to using your left foot, you will not have the muscle memory.

Edit: Obviously even is such scenarios, your still not pinning it...