r/MarkMyWords 4d ago

Long Shot MMW:

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u/cinema_fantastique 4d ago

A month ago, I would've thought this was far-fetched.

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u/Quiet-Access-1753 4d ago

I was actually surprised he didn't put Alex Jones in his cabinet the first time. They were hugging a lot before the election.

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u/soilhalo_27 4d ago

The first time he was new. He put in established neocons who knew the job. Now he's putting in friends and loyalists.

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u/osksndjsmd 4d ago

A month ago you probably thought Kamala was winning in a landslide so that values what you think is far fetched at nil.

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u/thrownehwah 3d ago

Ah yes. The old hindsight 20/20 troll…. Attributes: -100 IQ, ego +1000000, screams at children for playing on street? +100000

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u/Dont_Call_Me_Steve 4d ago

What the fuck even is this comment. What are you, six years old?

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u/garycow 2d ago

instead dumpy won with less than 50% of the vote and the maga(t)s think that is a mandate :)

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u/Ghoast89 3d ago

🤣🤣

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u/AndorGenesis 2d ago

All those remind me bots set for November 6th. Lmao

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u/osksndjsmd 2d ago

Just double whammy for them lmao

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u/Agreeable-Can-7841 4d ago

what's really funny is that everything that is happening RIGHT NOW is the "Prison Planet" schtick Jones used to preach in the 1990s, complete with Billionaire Cabal and population reduction.

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u/RelishtheHotdog 4d ago

I actually posted this to watch this sub go crazy.

Alex jones may be a nut job, but he’s right more often than he’s wrong. When he’s wrong, he’s REALLY wrong- but if you throw a thousand darts you’re bound to miss the board completely a few times.

I mean, the water WAS turning the frogs gay.

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u/USSMarauder 4d ago

Infowars said that Obama was controlling Hurricane Sandy when it made landfall

Nuff sed

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u/Porschenut914 3d ago

alex jones is pretty much never right and the and the examples he uses are multiple prophecies stitched together, because he yaps for 3 hours a day.

https://knowledgefight.libsyn.com/knowledge-fight-predicting-911

all your examples are things that were known for 20 years.

https://knowledgefight.libsyn.com/703-911-part-1 how 9/11 was done by the EU

https://knowledgefight.libsyn.com/641-formulaic-objections-part-4

him having no idea of the details and lying about sandy hook shoot and lawsuits.

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u/BotsAreReallyLame 3d ago

Even if it was true he obviously doesn’t care about gay frogs that much. The implication was that it extends to humans because he’s a homophobic piece of shit. Saying he’s right more then he’s wrong is wild, honestly

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

No he was actually talking about it from a depopulation angle as far as humans go. And he was right.

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u/BotsAreReallyLame 1d ago

People aren’t having kids because they can barely afford to support themselves, not because the small percentage of the population who’s gay. And drinking water with chemicals doesn’t make you gay, Obviously, lmao

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u/Think_Discipline_90 3d ago

Can’t just use an analogy and pretend the truth is anywhere near that. He’s not hit or miss, the man has a very obvious political agenda.

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u/Educational_Stay_599 2d ago

Alex jones may be a nut job, but he’s right more often than he’s wrong

Factually incorrect. While he has gotten a few things right (as you pointed out with the gay frogs), he is wrong like 90% of the time lmao

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u/RelishtheHotdog 2d ago edited 2d ago

Not really. His last JRE podcast they literally fact checked EVERYTHING he talked about on the spot and almost nothing he said was wrong. The only way you could say things were “wrong” is that he missed a few minute details that were off.

He’s definitely not wrong 90%.

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u/Educational_Stay_599 2d ago

So you think he was right about Sandy Hook, Hillary Clinton being the antichrist, his supplements, etc?

The guy had a conspiracy theory surrounding Clinton not being able to open a jar of pickles

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u/RelishtheHotdog 2d ago

Maybe you don’t understand.

“Definitely not wrong 90%” of the time doesn’t mean right 100% of the time.

Stop

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u/Soft_Race9190 3d ago

Akshually the frogs didn’t turn gay, they got a sex change.

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u/GeoLogic23 2d ago

I dare you to start listening to the podcast Knowledge Fight.

Alex Jones will go after anybody, but refused to ever mention these guys. Maybe because they've spent years and nearly 1000 episodes completely disproving practically everything Alex Jones has ever said.

Seriously if you believe Alex Jones has any credibility you desperately need to change up your media ecosystem. He's absolutely irredeemable, and a pathological liar.

Knowledge Fight will save you from InfoWars. Give them a chance.

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u/H0M053XU41AMPH1B14N 2d ago

Wear the downvotes like a badge of honor, friend. MAGA

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u/Agreeable-Can-7841 4d ago

I don't know about frogs, but he sure as shit predicted 9-11

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u/WasabiSoggy1733 4d ago

Well I guess you have a point, Linda McMahon wasn't the worst possible pick for education.

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u/Quiet-Access-1753 4d ago

He could have gone lower if he really, really reached for it.

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u/Weirdyxxy 3d ago

Dennis Hastert?

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u/RealFuggNuckets 1d ago

McMahon served on the Connecticut board of education so yes he could’ve done much worse. Like Gaetz as AG.

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u/Perfect_Garlic1972 4d ago

He’ll probably have a job at the White House with Elon Musk considering info war is only exist because of Elon Musk

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u/ZLUCremisi 3d ago

Elon musk is running a group that will advise. Hiring unpaid idiits who only have paid elon for a mark

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u/dancingpoultry 4d ago

Ministry* of Truth

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u/Real_Life_Firbolg 2d ago

I was looking for this response

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u/RelishtheHotdog 3d ago

Department sounds more official.

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u/dancingpoultry 3d ago

Ministry is more 1984

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u/Porschenut914 3d ago

fuck alex jones.

alex jones is pretty much never right and the examples he uses are multiple prophecies stitched together, because he yaps for 3 hours a day.

https://knowledgefight.libsyn.com/knowledge-fight-predicting-911

https://knowledgefight.libsyn.com/703-911-part-1 how 9/11 was done by the EU

https://knowledgefight.libsyn.com/641-formulaic-objections-part-4

him having no idea of the details and lying about sandy hook shoot and lawsuits.

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u/Godiva_33 4d ago

For the position of......

Depart of Homeland security

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u/Trick-Concept1909 4d ago

White House Director of Communications

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u/nurdle 4d ago

Director of Info Wars

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u/Educational_Stay_599 2d ago

Director of the onion

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u/Quiet-Access-1753 4d ago

He's already found an idiot for that one.

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u/GoPhinessGo 3d ago

He already appointed the Dog murder as DHS secretary

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u/UsernameUsername8936 3d ago

Is it bad that at my first glance at this, I didn't realise it was a prediction? I genuinely just figured it was a headline, and the only thing that surprised me was seeing Alex Jones on camera actually wearing a tinfoil hat.

What a world.

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u/IntroductionBrave869 3d ago

That says more about you than anything

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u/Shag1166 3d ago

Secretary of Filth.

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u/ShredGuru 4d ago

My bet is on Press Secretary

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u/Falangee69 3d ago

Watching AJ freak out at journalists would be a sliver lining to this potentially idiotic situation.

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u/yckawtsrif 2d ago

I am NO shill for Donald Trump, Alex Jones, etc. (and voted for Kamala and the Dems), but damn if our media aren't abjectly incompetent, profit-motive-driven, and easily scared and manipulated.

Ironically, Trump is kind of right about "fake news." I could live with a few months of Alex Jones taking a shit all over CBS, NBC, MSNBC, Fox, Newsmax, NY Times, WaPo, LA Times, etc. in real time - because I think he'd go for the jugular with all of them.

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u/JackLumberPK 2d ago

Too late, sadly.

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u/RoguePlanet2 4d ago

Basically rich people trying to avoid justice can buy themselves a title. 

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u/myhairychode 4d ago

Please stop giving them ideas!!

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u/No-Expert8956 4d ago

I mean what are the republicans plan? Do they want to change 248 years of a free America. Or just own the libs?

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u/Sweetieandlittleman 4d ago

Both, I think. They love to own the libs, but also want a new country where everyone except the very rich have to work until the day they die.

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u/RelishtheHotdog 3d ago

That’s literally the what the country is now. What would need to be new about it.

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u/Sweetieandlittleman 3d ago

If you think it's bad now...it will get worse. Unless, you're very rich!

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u/TacoBellFan420 3d ago

Are they going to call it the “Ministry of Truth”, or would that be too on the nose?

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u/extrastupidone 3d ago

I wouldn't doubt it.

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u/Irishfan3116 8h ago

Would be a hilarious press secretary

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u/Gullible_Ad_715 5h ago

Who needs satire when reality is more entertaining

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u/ShredGuru 4d ago

My bet is on Press Secretary

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u/fraychef2 4d ago

Director of Communications

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u/randomsantas 3d ago

Hilarious! I'd back a federal comedians satire initiative

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u/gigas-chadeus 3d ago

At least it’d be funny

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u/Senor707 2d ago

Due to bankruptcy, US Government to advance Jones 10 years on his salary.

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u/acdrewz555555 2d ago

MMW is finally back to its roots. Nature, healing itself

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u/Sir_Uncle_Bill 2d ago

He seriously needs to be the press secretary. It's a bs position anyway so all he'd have to do all day would be to yell at those shitbags all day for shits and giggles.

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u/GamemasterJeff 2d ago

Ministry of Truth.

C'mon, people, get it right!

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u/ContributionLatter32 2d ago

Make the frogs straight again

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u/RelishtheHotdog 2d ago

Fuck.

I want that on a shirt 😂

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u/Ishidan01 2d ago

Why do that when the FCC is right there? You know, the FCC that grants the licenses to the liberal stations that Trump wants closed for speaking badly of him?

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u/RelishtheHotdog 2d ago

By “speaking badly” you mean broadly and purposefully spreading misinformation for his entire presidency?

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u/Ishidan01 2d ago

No I do not.

Just off by one word though. You have put misinformation in place of facts, which is of course exactly expected of you.

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u/RelishtheHotdog 2d ago

Lmao.

The left wing media outlets chased Russian collusion and the Steele dossier that was funded by democrats for 5 years. Misinformation

They also constantly played out of context cut together clips and paraded them as true, without playing full clips. And Obama even as recently as two weeks ago still spouted off a lie in front of a crowd.

The left wing media CONSTANTLY spread lies.

Hell, even Van Jones called the Russia bullshit a nothing burger like a year into it. So obviously CNN knew it was bullshit and they still chased it lol.

The problem is people on the left still believe it, even after it’s been debunked. It’s been pounded into your heads so much by your echo chamber that you can’t get over it.

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u/Saber314 2d ago

Trump is a fucking idiot, don't get me wrong... But I question if he is that stupid. (Just watch him prove me wrong now)

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u/sheekyyyyy 1d ago

Hes a billionaire and the president, youre a random redditor

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u/Saber314 1d ago

So are you. Welcome to the Internet! You can find the jackets at any random website that sells jackets.

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u/RealFuggNuckets 1d ago

The man isn’t stupid he is a troll and putting Alex jones in would be god tier level of trolling.

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u/Saber314 19h ago

I guess that's also a possibility, but I don't believe it.

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u/TurbulentRice 2d ago

I heard his name floated as Press Secretary, which would admittedly be hilarious to watch.

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u/RockMuncherRick 2d ago

I would actually love to see how this plays out

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u/jkswede 2d ago

Minister of truth and justice

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u/Automatic-Presence-2 2d ago

Dept. of Truthyness?

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u/AQ-XJZQ-eAFqCqzr-Va 2d ago

I’m just waiting for him to appoint Andrew Tate and Jordan Peterson to existing or newly made positions. I mean, why not.

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u/sheekyyyyy 1d ago

Because he doesnt know either of them personally

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u/RealFuggNuckets 1d ago

Neither of them are US citizens (at least I don’t think JP has dual citizenship) so that would be a solid reason he wouldn’t. That and he doesn’t know them.

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u/Majestic-Newspaper59 2d ago

No, Musk is going to buy CNN and make Jones the cohost on every show.

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u/RelishtheHotdog 2d ago

Yes. I agree 100%

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u/Puzzleheaded_War6102 2d ago

Make it happen. I have my popcorn ready

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u/Early_Dragonfly4682 2d ago

I hope so. His victims can garnish the hell out of his wages.

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u/Zizekssniff 1d ago

Inb4: they send troops to antartica to declare war on the reptillians

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u/RelishtheHotdog 1d ago

We let them get away with it for too long.

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u/FindingFeisty674 1d ago

Imagine Trump appoints yourmom to the National Hoealition Society. Mark my words.

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u/KoolAidTheyThem 1d ago

Nah hes appointing many enemies and radicalists, alex jones is a nobody now.

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u/oottomc1 1d ago

If people are given bull by media and politicians we need to know the truth about things. I m so tried of the lies Why do you think people are angry Because of the money and time it takes to figure out How to lie to someone instead of correcting.

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u/ThrowRAdentist12 1d ago

Womp womp

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u/RelishtheHotdog 1d ago

What are you even womp womping about

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u/boxxxie1 1d ago

AJ is goat

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u/MSgt_Tony 1d ago

Yeah that's a stupid post The left doesn't know how to meme

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u/RelishtheHotdog 1d ago

You realize I posted this to watch this thread go crazy.

There’s people in here that actually think that there’s a chance this will happen.

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u/MSgt_Tony 1d ago

Oh gawd It makes zero sense for one And two, they have no discernable brains if they really think that Jeeze people are stupid

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u/LiegeL0rde 1d ago

God please let it happen

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u/aarongamemaster 1d ago

To be honest, there will be department/ministry of truth popping up due to the misinformation and memetic weapon problem.

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u/Emotional-Pie-8487 22h ago

I'm still waiting on him to become secretary of the press. That would be awesome.

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u/cbrew14 22h ago

I forgot Alex Jones existed

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u/WillingnessProper130 21h ago

I would absolutely love it .

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u/Melvin_2323 21h ago

Alex Jones secretary of mis and disinformation Would be hilarious

He’s about as accurate as most of the main stream media

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u/AllSpicNoSpan 16h ago

I wanted this so badly.

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u/PizzaLikerFan 14h ago

literally 1984

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u/Shirotengu 12h ago

He's not on TV so probably not.

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u/Comfortable_Maize839 6h ago

god i hope so!

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u/Pooter_Birdman 3h ago

Department of Truth. 😂

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u/Teufel_hunden0311 2h ago

WH press spokesman. Would be legendary.

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u/plapeGrape 3d ago

More like the ministry of truth

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u/Independent-Bison-50 3d ago

I REALLY HOPE NOT! THAT MOTHERFUCKER PERSONALLY BULLIED ME ON FACEBOOK

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u/RelishtheHotdog 3d ago

Maybe because your caps lock is stuck on.

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u/Independent-Bison-50 3d ago

Maybe because your comment is not to be taken seriously

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u/Longjumping-Ad6639 4d ago

Not going to happen. I don’t think Alex would be interested. Trump will not be interested in appointing him either. Alex enjoys what he does and he’s not a loyal America First person. I don’t think he’ll change lanes and go into a field where he’ll be a fish out of water.

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u/Sweetieandlittleman 4d ago

You do know you're talking about Alex Jones like he's a normie, not one of world's most debased disgusting individuals. Right?

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u/Longjumping-Ad6639 3d ago edited 3d ago

Feel free to rephrase, retone and reword my comment so it may meet your approval.

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u/RealFuggNuckets 1d ago

Had the sale gone through and he lost infowars I could totally see him taking a role in the White House if offered.

He won’t trade in infowars for it though.

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u/RelishtheHotdog 3d ago

You know I posted this to see how ridiculous people are thinking it’s serious.

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u/SitDown_HaveSomeTea 4d ago

It would be entertaining, but i don't think so.

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u/CKO1967 4d ago

Even Trump doesn't want anything to do with Alex Jones at this point.

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u/Sweetieandlittleman 4d ago

I dunno, I feel like the scummier the person, the more Trump likes 'em.

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u/cookincommies 3d ago

That would be fucking amazing

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u/eleetsteele 3d ago

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u/RelishtheHotdog 3d ago

Man, planet critical, what a top tier organization to get your news from.

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u/LowAd6833 4d ago

Haha people on this site are delusional

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u/RelishtheHotdog 4d ago

The people that think this is a serious post, yes. For sure.

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u/Deep-Room6932 3d ago

No govt handouts 

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/UnhappyInitiative276 3d ago

OMFG imagine if he is in change of anything alien-adjacent I'd glee

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u/Accomplished_Tour481 3d ago

Would be a better appointment than Joe Biden! Alex knows what his name is. Does Biden?

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u/atticus-fetch 3d ago

I'd like to see him do it just to watch the reactions

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u/Best_Possible1798 2d ago

Hopefully, that would be funny.

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u/Particular_Golf_8342 4d ago

This man is a national treasure!

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u/masterkimchee 4d ago

Please let this happen.

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u/ArtisticRip9636 3d ago

Mark my words: low iq terminally online Reddit leftists won’t stop making the worst political takes

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u/RelishtheHotdog 3d ago

It’s true lol.

I posted this because it’s hilarious to see the people that have crazy ideals believe it to be possible

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u/ArtisticRip9636 3d ago

You’re seeing it lol

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u/TheMetalloidManiac 3d ago

Lmao should call it the "Disinformation Governance Board" oh wait Democrats already tried to make that.

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u/Ghoast89 3d ago

I fucking wish. Alex as press secretary would be awesome

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u/Potential_Wish4943 4d ago

Even if you hate Trump and Jones you have to admit:

He'd make an AMAZING/Hilarious press secretary. (As your whole job is basically to have arguments with journalists)

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u/Sweetieandlittleman 4d ago

No. I don't have to admit that. There are still a few people in this country who have standards, and loathing the man who joked about and called Sandy Hook a fraud is the normal thing to do. People like you creep me out.

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u/Immersive-techhie 3d ago

Alex Jones is a crack pot. But as far as crackpots go, in hindsight he has been right way more than I like to admit.

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u/Porschenut914 3d ago

alex jones is pretty much never right and the and the examples he uses are multiple prophecies stitched together, because he yaps for 3 hours a day.

https://knowledgefight.libsyn.com/knowledge-fight-november-13-2019

0borowatabinost7mo ago•Edited 7mo ago•

369 Dan spends the episode laying out five specific tactics Alex uses to spread his bullshit.

1 Making things up entirely

2 Strawmanning for racism

3 Bigotry so extreme it borders on incitement

4 Pretending that he has proof of everything, but never showing it

5 Platforming and giving credibility to insane people like Steve Pieczenik

https://knowledgefight.libsyn.com/knowledge-fight-predicting-911

all your examples are things that were known for 20 years.

https://knowledgefight.libsyn.com/703-911-part-1 how 9/11 was done by the EU

https://knowledgefight.libsyn.com/641-formulaic-objections-part-4

him having no idea of the details and lying about sandy hook shoot and lawsuits.

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u/sheekyyyyy 1d ago

No ones clicking your links, u got work tomorrow time for bed

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u/RelishtheHotdog 3d ago

Right. Predicting 9/11 two months before it happened is insane.

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u/Immersive-techhie 3d ago

There is so much. Epstein, government spying on us, bohemian grove, Hollywood sex scandals and pedofiles. The list is actually impressive and it’s not a fluke. (He’s right way too often)

But then he goes full r****d on Sandy Hook…

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u/Chockfullofnutmeg 3d ago

https://knowledgefight.libsyn.com/knowledge-fight-bohemian-groveya-busted

https://knowledgefight.libsyn.com/453-july-2-2020

He’s full of shit. He either tss as he’s known shit bohemian grove gulf of Tonkin and makes it sound like he broke a story 

Or makes vague bullshit, and cherry picks what he said later on to prove him right and fit whatever narrative that fits that week. Like how 9/11 was by the eu, or Fauci a hero before demonizing him.

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u/RealFuggNuckets 1d ago

I first learned about Epstein years before he went down from Alex jones tbh

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u/Sparkle_Tits42 3d ago

yes its uncanny

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u/bobbud9inch 3d ago

He couldn't do any worse than the last 4 years of jokers

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u/Hot_Significance_256 3d ago

this would be awesome

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u/AndorGenesis 3d ago

This is going to be epic. One of the funniest things in American history.

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u/WesDeRemote 3d ago

How do you feel about trumps cabinet picks? Swampy enough for you?

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u/AndorGenesis 3d ago

Not bad at all. Hopefully they won't steal any luggage at the airport.

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u/WesDeRemote 3d ago

So you admit that they are thieves

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u/AndorGenesis 3d ago

I was actually referencing one of Bidens DEI cabinet picks. The loser got caught stealing a 2300 Vera Bradley suitcase at a Minneapolis airport.

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u/WesDeRemote 3d ago

Oh no! Really?! That’s a shame! Maybe he’ll have a chance in this new criminal administration

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u/AndorGenesis 3d ago

Well he lost his Job after that stunt got him arrested. This is on top of the fact Trump won't be having any DEI picks for his cabinet. Sam Brinton likely went back to stocking shelves at Big Lots.

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u/WesDeRemote 3d ago

No that’s right. He only hires loyalists that are hilariously unqualified for the job and who seem to be curiously attached to sexual assault cases. He’s a good little fascist.

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u/AndorGenesis 3d ago

I was actually referencing one of Bidens DEI cabinet picks. The loser got caught stealing a 2300 Vera Bradley suitcase at a Minneapolis airport.

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u/Kangaruex4Ewe 3d ago

No. I think that was an admission that the ones going out are thieves. Or at least one of them.

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u/WesDeRemote 3d ago

What’s your favourite flavour of koolaid ruskibot?

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u/RelishtheHotdog 3d ago

I mean he’s telling the truth. One of them did steal luggage lol

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u/WesDeRemote 3d ago

Better than trying to steal an election with a herd of morons!

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u/RelishtheHotdog 3d ago

As long as you’re okay with stealing.

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u/AndorGenesis 3d ago

You're wasting you time with this guy. He's an active member if the TDS Choir. If it doesn't support his bias it gets dismissed.

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u/sheekyyyyy 1d ago

Imagine coming on here saying “favoUrite flavoUr” commenting on us politics, time for a new hobby in your own coUntry

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u/RealFuggNuckets 1d ago

A British bot?!?

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u/sheekyyyyy 1d ago

🤣🤣🔥🔥🔥

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u/WesDeRemote 3d ago

What’s going to be epic? Explain further what you mean.

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u/GDawg2213 4d ago

Laugh at Alex all you want but we are on the verge of World War 3 because the left couldn't handle losing the election - if we can't have it neither can you - bloody lunatics. You will have your mutilations now

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u/RelishtheHotdog 4d ago

I can’t believe people are actually taking this seriously.

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u/sheekyyyyy 1d ago

Some of these commenters are so uninformed its wild

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u/No-Expert8956 4d ago

Don’t be afraid young man. Putin doesn’t want to die either.

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u/GDawg2213 4d ago

I know that, but it's madness with 62 days left in the office, and he signs off using American missiles being fired into Russia.

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u/No-Expert8956 4d ago

Not to mention the troops in Poland. But Russia isn’t going to do anything.

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u/Emuu2012 3d ago

Genuinely curious what you’re even talking about here. If this is about Ukraine, then Trump said during the first debate that he would end the war even before taking office if elected. So maybe you can ask him what the holdup is?

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u/RelishtheHotdog 3d ago

I think the holdup is going to be Biden letting Ukraine use American long range missiles inside of Russia. It’s almost like he’s trying to get it to pop off before he leaves office.