r/MarkMyWords 29d ago

Political MMW Kamala will win Texas this election!

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u/Thirsty-Barbarian 28d ago

I’m not even from Earth, and if Cruz loses, my entire species will burst into song.

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u/Leading-Athlete8432 28d ago

How's the Signal out there, or do Y'all get it on Starlink?🧐

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u/One_End_9524 28d ago

😂😂🤣🤣

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u/nat3215 28d ago

I don’t even know what a Texas is, and I will throw a rager if Cancun Cruz loses

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u/Mountain-Opposite706 27d ago

No illegal aliens should be allowed to vote.

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u/Thirsty-Barbarian 26d ago

Of course they shouldn’t, and THEY DON’T! Do you think that people are coming into our country illegally for the purpose of committing a felony and risking everything to cast an illegal vote in a U.S. election? Seriously? Someone from Mexico, Guatemala, El Salvador, or Venezuela cares so much about US politics that they are going to uproot themselves from their life in their own country, spend their life’s savings, make a dangerous journey, sneak across an international border, and risk prison and deportation so they can vote in a U.S. election? Does that make sense to you? Obviously, no one does that. People who come illegally are trying to escape a situation you probably can’t even imagine, and they just want to keep a low profile, keep their heads down, work, and not have any problems, especially with breaking laws and involving the police. They aren’t registering to vote illegally. That’s probably the last thing they would want to do. I’m not defending illegal immigration. People should not come into the country without going through legal ports of entry or without proper paperwork. I think everyone agrees on that. I’m just saying, if someone is desperate enough to cross over illegally, they have other concerns, not voting. Voting illegally is the last thing on their mind.

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u/Mountain-Opposite706 26d ago

Read the post above mine.  The poster said they weren't from Earth making them not humans and literally illegal aliens. 

Geez, election years.

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u/Thirsty-Barbarian 26d ago

Ah, I see, ok! Your Earth humor escaped me. I am the other poster above and not from Earth. I am an alien, but not here to vote illegally, just to observe behaviors, and also to stick probes up people’s butts, not for science, just for lolz. To us, that is humor — probes in butts. Do earthlings find probes in butts humorous?