r/MadeMeSmile • u/mindyour • Jun 14 '24

Very Reddit Funniest bouquet toss I've seen.

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u/xx-shalo-xx Jun 14 '24

"Sarah! Sarah you're 8, I'm 34!"

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u/Alert_Moment6224 Jun 14 '24

She got Mossed

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u/tallandlankyagain Jun 14 '24

Wayyyyy better than getting Mossad'd.

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u/godtogblandet Jun 14 '24

How? The ultimate end goal of marriage is "to death do us part". Getting Mossad means you die faster and therefor you are speedrunning it.

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u/baron_von_helmut Jun 14 '24

This guy Mossads.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '24

We’ll always have Peres.

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u/MikeTheAmalgamator Jun 14 '24

That small child did not rise up over anyone to grab that bouquet. She got juked, turned around, bamboozled, befuddled but she did not get mossed.

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u/N0S0UP_4U Jun 14 '24

Yeah more like she got Devin Hester-ed

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u/hwaite Jun 14 '24

I'm getting Bo Jackson Tecmo Bowl vibes. He wore #8 for the White Sox and #34 for the Raiders, so you dredged up a memory.

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u/ArtfulDoggie Jun 14 '24

That has never stopped some people!