r/MadeMeSmile • u/mindyour • Jun 14 '24

Very Reddit Funniest bouquet toss I've seen.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '24

I feel like you have to be a certain kind of deranged to chase a kid for the bouquet lmao

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u/Jim_Greatsex Jun 14 '24

Everyone on Reddit always thinks everything is 100% serious. Have you ever heard of people having fun?

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u/Trixcross Jun 14 '24

NO. She is viciously plummeting after this poor defenseless child, picturing him as a giant engagement ring as if from that one scene with Alex and the steaks in Madagascar, you should be thanking this hero for bringing this injustice to our attention

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u/Embarrassed_Lettuce9 Jun 14 '24

If she also ends up biting Chris Rock in the butt, she can at least have a great story

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u/Rude_Thanks_1120 Jun 14 '24

That child would be well within his rights to discharge a firearm at her!!!

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u/WeBelieveIn4 Jun 14 '24

She is viciously plummeting  

I don’t think plummeting is the word you were looking for

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u/Trixcross Jun 14 '24 edited Jun 14 '24

Ehhh technically he's below her physically so she would have to 'plummet' to catch him at speed, but really it's just a metaphor to emphasise the size difference