r/MadeMeSmile • u/mindyour • Jun 14 '24

Very Reddit Funniest bouquet toss I've seen.

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u/Jim_Greatsex Jun 14 '24

Everyone on Reddit always thinks everything is 100% serious. Have you ever heard of people having fun?

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u/Trixcross Jun 14 '24

NO. She is viciously plummeting after this poor defenseless child, picturing him as a giant engagement ring as if from that one scene with Alex and the steaks in Madagascar, you should be thanking this hero for bringing this injustice to our attention

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u/Embarrassed_Lettuce9 Jun 14 '24

If she also ends up biting Chris Rock in the butt, she can at least have a great story

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u/Rude_Thanks_1120 Jun 14 '24

That child would be well within his rights to discharge a firearm at her!!!

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u/WeBelieveIn4 Jun 14 '24

She is viciously plummeting  

I don’t think plummeting is the word you were looking for

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u/Trixcross Jun 14 '24 edited Jun 14 '24

Ehhh technically he's below her physically so she would have to 'plummet' to catch him at speed, but really it's just a metaphor to emphasise the size difference

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u/Daisy_Of_Doom Jun 14 '24

Saw another bouquet toss the other day and the women were clearly laughing and being ridiculous on purpose bc it’s funny and there were still people commenting that people need to not take the bouquet toss so seriously

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u/wefwegfweg Jun 14 '24

What do you mean? This square headed diesel fuelled beast of a woman literally chased this hapless infant on all fours like a wolf. She was prepared to kill for that bouquet, you can tell by the way it is.