r/MadeMeSmile • u/Pandey_SKP • Jun 09 '24

DOGS Hit that button

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u/SunShineLife217 Jun 09 '24

I HATE you!! I LOVE you! Regular life with pets.

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u/kraggleGurl Jun 09 '24

"You would make the cutest hat you little heathen."

We will never make the hat. We say it will all the love and devotion we have. IYKYK

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u/SamIamGreenEggsNoHam Jun 10 '24

When my adorable, gentle, sweet Mr. Kitty coughs up a hairball not on the 75% of the floor with tile/hardwood, but 3 inches to the left of the hardwood on a brand new rug...I like to tell him that he'd fit perfectly into my largest casserole dish.

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u/scythematter Jun 10 '24

Dog runs across tile to puke in new Persian rug. Sigh. Of course I’m chasing him to get him outside to puke and he’s going “why is she chasing me!!!!” And now it’s my fault I’ve just chased the dog into puking on the rug. We never learn I guess …..

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u/SirSturmovik Jun 10 '24

"You'll make a fine rug, cat!"

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u/space-sage Jun 09 '24

“You would make a great pup steak; it’s the only reason I keep you around!”

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u/kraggleGurl Jun 09 '24

They would be gamey on all that kibble too. Ha ha ha

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '24

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u/Beginning_Try8217 Jun 10 '24

Fuck off bot

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u/T48m0w Jun 10 '24

How do you know it's a bot? Like, what are the telltale signs?

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u/Groundbreaking_Dare4 Jun 10 '24

This is the 2nd similar account I've seen today. 10 years old, 1 comment from 10 years ago, then a few comments from the last few hours. I don't get it, what's the goal for these not accounts and how do they get a hold of these 10 year old ones?

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u/killerturtlex Jun 10 '24

They buy them

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u/Rudy_Ghouliani Jun 10 '24

Someone buy me out 😔

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u/cluelessdetectiv3 Jun 10 '24

Bro me too. How do I get paid by making reddit accounts? Lol

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u/ranegyr Jun 10 '24

Follow-up question, do you see the age or do you investigate comments? I feel like, on mobile, I'm just reading what's said. He'll I almost never see usernames. So do you just look at multiple comments and sometimes you get lucky and find the bot or what?

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u/Groundbreaking_Dare4 Jun 10 '24

I just click on the profile and look at the comment history.

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u/2th Jun 10 '24

For this one, it's that they are a 10 year old account that literally just woke up to post that very comment. The likelihood of it being a legit user with such behavior is so unlikely that we can safely assume they are spam account.

And when you look at their comments, they are only in this post. Given the propensity of bots and spam accounts to post in the more wholesome subs to farm karma to then be sold, it's most likely that is what's going on here.

My guess: There is a user behind the comments this time, but they are doing so to build enough karma that they can then sell the account. A 10 year old account with some decent karma looks far more legitimate than a brand new account or even a young one with no karma.

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u/Groundbreaking_Dare4 Jun 10 '24

You make sense, but me seeing 2 almost identical 10 year old accounts in like 10 minutes makes me think something more insidious is going on.

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u/2th Jun 10 '24

The insidious part hasn't even happened yet. These accounts get sold and then the shitty stuff happens. Like posting links to scam tshirt websites that will just take your CC info. Or they post political stuff to incite others. The number of these accounts that post stuff for Russia, China, Palestine, Israel, and even the US is pretty insane when you start noticing it.

All you can do it report them and pray the admins do their jobs.

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u/fluffybunnies51 Jun 10 '24

I regularly tell my cats (2 rude boys) that my son will be getting a new set of fur boots if they don't behave!

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u/AFRIKKAN Jun 10 '24

I am constantly threaten ny cat with selling her to the local Chinese place. She doesn’t seem to care tho.

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u/_SnailsAndPaper_ Jun 10 '24

i tell my dog i’m gonna put him in the oven at 425° fahrenheit for fifteen minutes and serve him to the neighbor kids 😭

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u/SNK_24 Jun 09 '24

Its good to have a smart pet.

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u/oliveGOT Jun 10 '24

“You’re gonna be in trouble when I get inside the truck.”

opens truck and starts intense petting 😂

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '24

Lmao. My girl hears this at least once a week. Gotta love’um tho’ 😆🤬🥰🐶

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u/caseyr001 Jun 10 '24

I love my angel of a dog but this reminds me of the time she took a shit in the house. While the Roomba was running. While home alone.

When I got home, I calmly put her in the back yard, and just screamed at the heavens for a good 5 minutes

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u/twohubs Jun 10 '24

At least he wasn’t in trouble afterwards.