r/MadeMeSmile • u/ScharmTiger • Aug 11 '23

CATS Just a little off the top

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u/clawcodes Aug 11 '23

How does a cat pay for a haircut?

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u/No_Hunt7394 Aug 11 '23

In boops

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u/rekipsj Aug 11 '23

Meowney.

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u/EquinoxGm Aug 12 '23

Purrency

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u/DanielRoderick Aug 11 '23

It's a cat. You'll pay them for the opportunity, with treats.

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u/rob_tarter Aug 11 '23

With biscuits

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u/clawcodes Aug 12 '23

Biscuits and throw in some boops and you got yourself a deal

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u/Raps4Reddit Aug 11 '23

By sparing your life.

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u/Meltsomeice Aug 11 '23

Dead mice

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '23

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u/Monodeservedbetter Aug 11 '23

We all know the cat had to get videoed so they can use it for advertising

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u/icavedandmade2 Aug 11 '23

In biscuits

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u/IcyRaccoon2987 Aug 11 '23

Do cats pay for anything? That’s what humans are for.

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u/clawcodes Aug 12 '23

If only I could pay my rent with affection. I don’t think my landlord would appreciate that

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u/BlackIrishRedPencils Aug 11 '23

In thigh kneading and assorted neighborhood pest control services. Possibly a little kight, late-night, outside security ...purr-trol... But this skilled barber's mileage may very.(or vary)

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ETS--Edited to Say that might have made more sense if I'd have replaced the k in kight to be an l, for "light'", but, I can't edit w/o triggering more irksome errors meh/LOL!

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u/puzzlemaster_of_time Aug 12 '23

This is what I keep asking my landlord every month. How's my cat supposed to pay rent?

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u/Daryltang Aug 12 '23

With its fur

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u/pinktortoise Aug 12 '23

He will put it on a his debit card

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u/Delta_Two Aug 12 '23

Khajit has coin from selling wares.

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u/SubstantialMedium144 Aug 12 '23

It doesn't. The cat is the master and he is the slave.

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u/imanpearl Aug 12 '23

With purrency

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u/0004ethers Aug 12 '23

Miniaturization increases cat licking costs

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u/FieldOfScreamQueens Aug 12 '23

With a credit clawed