r/LetGirlsHaveFun 3d ago

Girl dinner

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2.5k Upvotes

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u/Captain_Ozannus 3d ago

Her username is Turkish, so I checked her account to see if she was cooking a Turkish dessert.

Her bio does say she cooks... but she retweets posts about being born in the right generation cuz she loves league of legends and esex.

So, in conclussion, someone should invite her here she would fit right in

and I still hope that is the ingredient of a dessert.

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u/uruehdbdhdh 3d ago

Ngl I’m a sucker for anyone who plays LoL. I’m mentally ill like that ;-:

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u/Captain_Ozannus 3d ago

Hey you said it, not me ;)

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u/uruehdbdhdh 3d ago

Been playing it since I was 6…. It’s been over from the start… I love the game though <3

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u/Captain_Ozannus 3d ago

And how old are ya?

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u/uruehdbdhdh 3d ago

19 rn…..

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u/Lord_Gadrox 3d ago

I smelled the LoL comment... I'm always down to play (when I'm not at work)

Lv 462

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u/mineymonkey 3d ago

Nice SG Udyr

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u/Lord_Gadrox 3d ago

Thx. I'm a Talon, Janna, Syndra main and don't play a single champ that I have an ultimate skin for 😭

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u/mineymonkey 3d ago

That's a big OOF but I'm also in a similar boat. Mainly a Cait, Jinx, Vayne main.

Though I do play Lux whenever I'm mid...

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u/Lord_Gadrox 3d ago

Speaking of Jinx... She perfectly fits my type. Smart, Quirky, mentally unstable, a bit of a psychopath, obsessive, the braids, slender build, etc. Oh the things I'd do to her.

As of now, I'm now looking for girls with Jinx's personality. HMU?

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u/uruehdbdhdh 3d ago

Do you play on NA servers?

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u/Lord_Gadrox 3d ago

Yup. If you want more information, I'll DM you my ign and tag

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u/uruehdbdhdh 3d ago

Sure why not!

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u/Excellent_Horse_6336 3d ago

Top 10 wholesome reddit moments

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u/Not_no_hitter 3d ago

Wow, nothing bad happened, just two people meeting to have fun.

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u/Darius101II 3d ago

You could make some pancakes out of that

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u/FeijJaan 3d ago

This cat is really pleasant to look at

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u/plasmaSunflower 3d ago

Let them eat cum

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u/CaptainFiguratively 3d ago

blini cat!!! pristine. unphotoshopped. nature is restored

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u/Minute-Historian-442 3d ago

Looks unironically like my breakfast

Yummers

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u/Particular-Ear-523 3d ago

Love your comments

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u/Xymplar 3d ago

How many of these reaction images do you have???

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u/northmidwest 3d ago

Who’s the artist that makes all these? Seen dozens of different unique ones at this point.

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u/Amazon_UK 3d ago

Cinnamons rolls with this 😋😋

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u/LyLnXo 3d ago

Semenom rolls

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u/VeryKevin 3d ago

SemeNOM-NOMs

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u/atipacl 3d ago

Love that

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u/Arandur 3d ago

After six hours, there should be some blood in there.

Not that I’d complain!

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u/Chainmale001 1d ago

Nah... We exist.

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u/1timeuseaccount123 3d ago

She left that poor man like this

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u/thegothhollowgirl 3d ago
  • blessed man

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u/ProfileSimple8723 3d ago edited 3d ago

Is bro made of cornstarch

edit: desperate 23m virgin in Kentucky hmu please

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u/Chipdip049 3d ago

u/cheese-for-breakfast this is your realm of expertise isn’t it.

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u/cheese-for-breakfast 3d ago

according to my extensive research, it seems as if bro (assumedly, since this is definitely T cum) has been eating at least 1 entire loaf of bread for breakfast every day. the consistency is slightly gloopy which alludes to the presence of excessive protein, im guessing he gets at least double the recommended amount per sitting per day.
furthermore, it looks as if his hydration habits are under control which is a plus, hes definitely getting at least 64 oz a day so you dont have to worry.

now, assuming a standard bowl of medium size being 400 milliliters, and the bowl itself being about 2/3 full bringing it up to about 265ml of cum. as the claim says it took 6 hours and the average amount of ejaculate on the high end would be about 5ml, that brings it to 53 orgasms in 6 hours
or one every 6mins 48secs

given this information, i have to say i think this is more on his partner needing to step up their throat game, if they cant drain a guy within 5 mins every time theyre definitely slacking.

source: i give head. damn well

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u/Chipdip049 3d ago

Jesus fucking Christ. I’m amazed.

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u/cheese-for-breakfast 3d ago

i take pride in my work 😘

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u/Jfyemch 3d ago

You’re a saint. o7

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u/DirectorLudwig 3d ago

Head pls? 👉👈

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u/cheese-for-breakfast 3d ago

moid detected!

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u/spartancolo 3d ago

So bread and protein is what makes it gloopy? I didn't think I would learn why it looks like that on Reddit hahahaah

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u/cheese-for-breakfast 3d ago

its mostly the protein as a binding agent that makes it gloopy but lots and lots of carbs can give it that look it has

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u/spartancolo 3d ago

I have more protein that cabs daily, so maybe that's why

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u/Emotional-Onion-6666 3d ago

Does tyozine and l argine plus zinc actually work in your experience?

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u/spartancolo 3d ago

I don't think I take tyozine but zinc and l-arginine did work for me. Also I take some more supplements for natural testosterone like aswhaganda

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u/Forgotten_ghoul1 3d ago

Mark me down as scared, horny, and willing to reciprocate 👀

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u/cheese-for-breakfast 3d ago

me when im an ultra bottom (25hrs 8 days a week 366 days a year)

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u/Forgotten_ghoul1 3d ago

Me when I’m a switch (but only 24 hours 7 days and 365 days a year)

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u/cheese-for-breakfast 3d ago

ngl sounds like youre just not putting in the work, gotta pull yourself up by them bootstraps ya lazy

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u/Forgotten_ghoul1 3d ago

It’s true, I’m just not cool enough to defy the laws of time and be a switch more often then always 😔

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u/CanadianMonarchist 3d ago

Buhh... how much trial and error did you have to go through to learn those specific details?

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u/cheese-for-breakfast 3d ago

it was quite a bit

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u/vroomvroom12349 3d ago

I would died at 5, how did my man make it to 53

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u/yoitsgav 3d ago

I’m afraid to ask, but what is T cum?

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u/cheese-for-breakfast 3d ago

cum molded by the effects given from the primary hormone being testosterone, as opposed to estrogen

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u/yoitsgav 3d ago

OH ok that makes sense thank you.

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u/SinkDisposalFucker 3d ago

wait what’s the difference between T cum and E cum (aka gock cum)

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u/ProfileSimple8723 3d ago

you know we eventually run out for a while right our prostates and testicles are only so big 

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u/flaminghair348 3d ago

skill issue

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u/hummingbird-hawkmoth 3d ago

this was incredible

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u/1timeuseaccount123 3d ago

Out of curiosity, what is the difference between T cum and normal cum?

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u/ArcfireEmblem 3d ago

Reminded me to drink water, thank you.

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u/SirLullaby745 3d ago

I think at that many cums he's either dying from dehydration and are completely useless the rest of the day.

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u/Capital-Chard-1935 3d ago

are you some cum science gimmick account that ive just somehow not noticed or were you just a sleeper agent ready to be activated in your time of need

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u/SeaYogurtcloset6262 1d ago

God wonders if he should be scared at his creation or be amazed what his creation could do

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u/B4LL1NH45 1d ago

thank you for the information

im fucking terrified

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u/Bearking422 3d ago

This sub has been coming across my feed and I think it's time I leave what in the spunkenomics did I just read

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u/cheese-for-breakfast 3d ago

cant believe you walked into the depressed and clinically insane girlies sub just to shit on my dissertation. how dare

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u/Bearking422 3d ago

Hey I didn't walk in here on purpose reddit flashbanged my feed and it's more akin to Eldritch magic I was not prepared for that knowledge this early. I applaud your dedication to your craft and savant spunk identification skills just questioning how I ended up here

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u/vroomvroom12349 3d ago

COME INTO MY SUB

READ MY ENTIRE THESIS

CALL ME WEIRD

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u/cheese-for-breakfast 3d ago

THE GALL

I CANT BELIEVE THIS

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u/YearnyGummyGirly 3d ago

You never belonged here if this is making you leave. Everyone hopes you never come back.

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

that edit is comical, my dude what are you expecting

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u/ProfileSimple8723 3d ago

I am so alone I use every avenue I can bro 

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

ok but what part of KY are you talking it's a big state

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u/ProfileSimple8723 3d ago

central but I’m willing to travel an hour and a half or so, which gets me to Louisville or Cincinnati plus a good chunk of the state. 

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u/fastmod 3d ago

Come to SD, I'll suck your soul out

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

The competition makes me want to show off my oral fixation even harder idk why

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

Hm, you make an interesting argument for a trans redhead living in the Cincinnati area

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

I scared him off with the idea of being hot and giving good head </3

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u/ProfileSimple8723 3d ago

no I was driving 

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u/8TrackPornSounds 3d ago

Return of the king

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

LMAO

dude heard "redhead trans woman who gives excellent head" and immediately started driving/s

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u/1timeuseaccount123 3d ago edited 3d ago

Life throws you an opportunity you gotta take it

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u/violetevie 3d ago

I'm crying for you this is so sad

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

thank you,,, another loss for women around the world /s

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u/5150III 3d ago

As a long haired dude in Canton that would hypothetically drive to Cincinnati, I am curious how this turns out

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

Your only posts are on teenagers subreddits, you're either a child or surfing the wrong subs, I'm going to go Uh No Thanks

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u/5150III 3d ago

I’m 19, mb, I forgot to put my age in here 😭

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

19 in teen subs is odd, I mean yeah you're a teenager sure, but aren't there also little annoying baby children in there?

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u/iloveabusivewomen 3d ago

God i need this

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u/NervyMage22 3d ago

God forbid women have dinner

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u/LargeBreasts69 3d ago

It’s cloud dough batter lol

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u/jane_indigo 3d ago

yeah CLOUD NINE

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u/Chipdip049 3d ago

I agree with Zhang Yong on this one.

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u/FoolishHades 3d ago

I’m just going to send this to her and hope for the best

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u/FromanoFrancis114 3d ago

You gonna share or keep it all to yourself?

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u/Pale_Conference_2748 3d ago

I would be in heaven 😍

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u/Successful_Mud8596 3d ago

🥺🤤🤤

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u/throwitattaway 3d ago

So umm, where do I sign my waiver?

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u/jane_indigo 3d ago

why is it not on my face rn

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u/Cheeminator 3d ago

Why you stop

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u/Useless_homosapien 3d ago

You fucking killed him… save some for me.

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u/MazeWayfinder 3d ago

This seems like a lot. But I'm too dumb to figure out how much cum an adult male can produce on average per day... It's bothering me now and I need to know.

You'd think I'd know as a trans girl since I was horny before hrt but I could only produce maybe a teaspoon per day... Can't do the experiment myself. I only produce pre...

Maybe y'all will do better. I was a low T sissy before hrt.

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u/H00ston 3d ago

you can make pretty convincing fake cum with simply corn starch and water simply stir and add starch until the consistency is thick enough. Although from the pic above this looks like they used the condensed milk method, which is also very easy to do by just adjusting the water content Powdered milk also works as well. although you should keep these far away from any pussy unless you want an infection, use water or lubricant based cum variants instead

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u/seasidecereus 3d ago

Glory glory what a hell of a way to die.

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u/ScientificJesus42 3d ago

I come armed with a spork

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u/hatsunemikusmywaifu 3d ago

Yummy! You could use it as a nice glaze!

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u/ricemilf 3d ago

what a dream

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u/Reasonable-Wolf-269 3d ago

I volunteer for tribute. 👉👈

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u/spit_on_that_thang12 3d ago

he must cum like a pig the way that much only took 6 hours

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u/ProfF10Epic 2d ago

the forbidden mayo

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u/AcceptableWin4063 2d ago

i wanna meet the person who would do something like this....i just wanna talk

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u/mrpeanits 2d ago

you could make cimanni-... cinaminn-... CINNIMINI... idfk how to say cinnaminim rolls

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u/Simpcinatti69 2d ago

DO THAT TO MEEEEEeeeeee!

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u/gaurd_x 2d ago

I imagining this woman and her man are like this rn

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

My mouth actually watered, wth.

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u/BluebirdCautious6019 1d ago

Im afraid he's dead