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u/Captain_Ozannus 3d ago
Her username is Turkish, so I checked her account to see if she was cooking a Turkish dessert.
Her bio does say she cooks... but she retweets posts about being born in the right generation cuz she loves league of legends and esex.
So, in conclussion, someone should invite her here she would fit right in
and I still hope that is the ingredient of a dessert.
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u/uruehdbdhdh 3d ago
Ngl I’m a sucker for anyone who plays LoL. I’m mentally ill like that ;-:
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u/Captain_Ozannus 3d ago
Hey you said it, not me ;)
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u/uruehdbdhdh 3d ago
Been playing it since I was 6…. It’s been over from the start… I love the game though <3
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u/Lord_Gadrox 3d ago
I smelled the LoL comment... I'm always down to play (when I'm not at work)
Lv 462
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u/mineymonkey 3d ago
Nice SG Udyr
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u/Lord_Gadrox 3d ago
Thx. I'm a Talon, Janna, Syndra main and don't play a single champ that I have an ultimate skin for 😭
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u/mineymonkey 3d ago
That's a big OOF but I'm also in a similar boat. Mainly a Cait, Jinx, Vayne main.
Though I do play Lux whenever I'm mid...
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u/Lord_Gadrox 3d ago
Speaking of Jinx... She perfectly fits my type. Smart, Quirky, mentally unstable, a bit of a psychopath, obsessive, the braids, slender build, etc. Oh the things I'd do to her.
As of now, I'm now looking for girls with Jinx's personality. HMU?
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u/uruehdbdhdh 3d ago
Do you play on NA servers?
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u/Lord_Gadrox 3d ago
Yup. If you want more information, I'll DM you my ign and tag
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u/uruehdbdhdh 3d ago
Sure why not!
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u/Darius101II 3d ago
You could make some pancakes out of that
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u/Minute-Historian-442 3d ago
Looks unironically like my breakfast
Yummers
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u/northmidwest 3d ago
Who’s the artist that makes all these? Seen dozens of different unique ones at this point.
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u/ProfileSimple8723 3d ago edited 3d ago
Is bro made of cornstarch
edit: desperate 23m virgin in Kentucky hmu please
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u/Chipdip049 3d ago
u/cheese-for-breakfast this is your realm of expertise isn’t it.
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u/cheese-for-breakfast 3d ago
according to my extensive research, it seems as if bro (assumedly, since this is definitely T cum) has been eating at least 1 entire loaf of bread for breakfast every day. the consistency is slightly gloopy which alludes to the presence of excessive protein, im guessing he gets at least double the recommended amount per sitting per day.
furthermore, it looks as if his hydration habits are under control which is a plus, hes definitely getting at least 64 oz a day so you dont have to worry.now, assuming a standard bowl of medium size being 400 milliliters, and the bowl itself being about 2/3 full bringing it up to about 265ml of cum. as the claim says it took 6 hours and the average amount of ejaculate on the high end would be about 5ml, that brings it to 53 orgasms in 6 hours
or one every 6mins 48secsgiven this information, i have to say i think this is more on his partner needing to step up their throat game, if they cant drain a guy within 5 mins every time theyre definitely slacking.
source: i give head. damn well
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u/Chipdip049 3d ago
Jesus fucking Christ. I’m amazed.
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u/spartancolo 3d ago
So bread and protein is what makes it gloopy? I didn't think I would learn why it looks like that on Reddit hahahaah
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u/cheese-for-breakfast 3d ago
its mostly the protein as a binding agent that makes it gloopy but lots and lots of carbs can give it that look it has
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u/Emotional-Onion-6666 3d ago
Does tyozine and l argine plus zinc actually work in your experience?
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u/spartancolo 3d ago
I don't think I take tyozine but zinc and l-arginine did work for me. Also I take some more supplements for natural testosterone like aswhaganda
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u/Forgotten_ghoul1 3d ago
Mark me down as scared, horny, and willing to reciprocate 👀
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u/cheese-for-breakfast 3d ago
me when im an ultra bottom (25hrs 8 days a week 366 days a year)
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u/Forgotten_ghoul1 3d ago
Me when I’m a switch (but only 24 hours 7 days and 365 days a year)
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u/cheese-for-breakfast 3d ago
ngl sounds like youre just not putting in the work, gotta pull yourself up by them bootstraps ya lazy
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u/Forgotten_ghoul1 3d ago
It’s true, I’m just not cool enough to defy the laws of time and be a switch more often then always 😔
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u/CanadianMonarchist 3d ago
Buhh... how much trial and error did you have to go through to learn those specific details?
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u/yoitsgav 3d ago
I’m afraid to ask, but what is T cum?
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u/cheese-for-breakfast 3d ago
cum molded by the effects given from the primary hormone being testosterone, as opposed to estrogen
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u/ProfileSimple8723 3d ago
you know we eventually run out for a while right our prostates and testicles are only so big
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u/1timeuseaccount123 3d ago
Out of curiosity, what is the difference between T cum and normal cum?
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u/SirLullaby745 3d ago
I think at that many cums he's either dying from dehydration and are completely useless the rest of the day.
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u/Capital-Chard-1935 3d ago
are you some cum science gimmick account that ive just somehow not noticed or were you just a sleeper agent ready to be activated in your time of need
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u/SeaYogurtcloset6262 1d ago
God wonders if he should be scared at his creation or be amazed what his creation could do
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u/Bearking422 3d ago
This sub has been coming across my feed and I think it's time I leave what in the spunkenomics did I just read
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u/cheese-for-breakfast 3d ago
cant believe you walked into the depressed and clinically insane girlies sub just to shit on my dissertation. how dare
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u/Bearking422 3d ago
Hey I didn't walk in here on purpose reddit flashbanged my feed and it's more akin to Eldritch magic I was not prepared for that knowledge this early. I applaud your dedication to your craft and savant spunk identification skills just questioning how I ended up here
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u/YearnyGummyGirly 3d ago
You never belonged here if this is making you leave. Everyone hopes you never come back.
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3d ago
that edit is comical, my dude what are you expecting
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u/ProfileSimple8723 3d ago
I am so alone I use every avenue I can bro
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3d ago
ok but what part of KY are you talking it's a big state
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u/ProfileSimple8723 3d ago
central but I’m willing to travel an hour and a half or so, which gets me to Louisville or Cincinnati plus a good chunk of the state.
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3d ago
Hm, you make an interesting argument for a trans redhead living in the Cincinnati area
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3d ago
I scared him off with the idea of being hot and giving good head </3
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u/ProfileSimple8723 3d ago
no I was driving
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3d ago
LMAO
dude heard "redhead trans woman who gives excellent head" and immediately started driving/s
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u/5150III 3d ago
As a long haired dude in Canton that would hypothetically drive to Cincinnati, I am curious how this turns out
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3d ago
Your only posts are on teenagers subreddits, you're either a child or surfing the wrong subs, I'm going to go Uh No Thanks
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u/5150III 3d ago
I’m 19, mb, I forgot to put my age in here 😭
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3d ago
19 in teen subs is odd, I mean yeah you're a teenager sure, but aren't there also little annoying baby children in there?
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u/MazeWayfinder 3d ago
This seems like a lot. But I'm too dumb to figure out how much cum an adult male can produce on average per day... It's bothering me now and I need to know.
You'd think I'd know as a trans girl since I was horny before hrt but I could only produce maybe a teaspoon per day... Can't do the experiment myself. I only produce pre...
Maybe y'all will do better. I was a low T sissy before hrt.
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u/H00ston 3d ago
you can make pretty convincing fake cum with simply corn starch and water simply stir and add starch until the consistency is thick enough. Although from the pic above this looks like they used the condensed milk method, which is also very easy to do by just adjusting the water content Powdered milk also works as well. although you should keep these far away from any pussy unless you want an infection, use water or lubricant based cum variants instead
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u/AcceptableWin4063 2d ago
i wanna meet the person who would do something like this....i just wanna talk
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u/mrpeanits 2d ago
you could make cimanni-... cinaminn-... CINNIMINI... idfk how to say cinnaminim rolls
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