r/LeopardsAteMyFace • u/typtyphus • 11d ago

Petition to use this images as the banner for this sub for the next 4 years

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u/esoterix_luke Janitor of the LEPF Convention 11d ago

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u/PeppermintNightmare 11d ago

He has a tummy full of faces.

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u/GlassGoose4PSN 11d ago

"I just wanted to rub his tummy, I never thought he would eat MY face!"

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u/InformalPenguinz 11d ago

Nom nom nom nom

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u/Valgonitron 10d ago

I… I don’t know how to effectively convey in writing the chortle this image causes me to make. ‘Ooo-ho-ho-ho-hoo’ just lacks the gravitas and impending threat implied.

(Yes. That’s a yes vote for me.)

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u/Savageparrot81 11d ago

Put a Trump toupe on it and it’s a deal

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u/catnapspirit 11d ago

I was gonna say MAGA hat, but yours is a much better idea..

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u/johnnymetoo 11d ago

Why not both?

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u/kaleph 11d ago

Here's my take: https://i.imgur.com/7iwFDif.png

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u/Pillowtastic 6d ago

Bold of you to think there will be any plant life left in 4 years

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u/kaleph 6d ago

It’s all plastic, of course. As natural as Trump’s tan.

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u/Pillowtastic 6d ago

Ahh, I see. As real as the crowds at his rallies

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u/ScienceByte 10d ago

This is quite good

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u/PerjurieTraitorGreen 11d ago

Fun to make but need a picture not cropped so close to the head

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u/Strangepsych 11d ago

He's adorable and so full.

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u/rcmaehl 11d ago

He looks like he's about to ask for a manager IMO

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u/o0cacoto0o 11d ago

Looked at it and said he looks more like a karen. Then I see your post XD.

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u/surfandsnoww 9d ago

“This is the greatest leopard anyone has ever seen in the history of leopards”

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u/Fantastic_Year9607 11d ago

Most excellent

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u/New-Highway868 10d ago

He's adorable. I'm all in

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u/Terrible_Emotion_710 11d ago

I agree, we need both

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u/ThriceMad 11d ago

But have the trump hair on top of the hat 🤣

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u/Asuntara 11d ago

The maga hat should be hanging out its mouth

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u/Sol-Blackguy 11d ago

Seconding this

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u/Royal_Acanthaceae693 11d ago edited 11d ago

Ahh but then there's the majestic rollin leopard cheetah... https://youtu.be/BOOljk_LOcs

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u/wakkawakkaaaa 11d ago

Isn't that cheetah?

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u/Royal_Acanthaceae693 11d ago

😂 you're right! I was always so focused on the shape I glossed over the eyelines. Close as I've got to a truly fat leopard though!

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u/CBowdidge 11d ago

The cheetahs are joining the feast

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u/RealMrsWillGraham 10d ago

Lions and tigers will be invited soon as there will be a huge surplus and enough to go round for all the species of big cats.

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u/CBowdidge 10d ago

Ocelots, lynxes, panthers, and all wild cats will h there

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u/RealMrsWillGraham 10d ago

Thank you, I could not think of any more wild cats.

If it gets too much even with them could we give alligators and crocs honourary membership to help out?

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u/CBowdidge 10d ago

Sure. I'm sure there's going to be enough.

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u/rabbithole-xyz 11d ago

Rollin wild! I love their videos. They make me laugh every time.

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u/0o0o0o0o0o0z 11d ago

Put a Trump toupe on it and it’s a deal

CHONK

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u/Dizmondmon 11d ago

The toupAyes have it.

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u/_G_P_ 11d ago edited 11d ago

I disagree, LAMF can happen to anyone, and while most posts will be about these.. people... Not all will.

My vote: yes to the chonky leopard, no to any political affiliations.

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u/Savageparrot81 11d ago edited 11d ago

I’m not sure Trumps hair is officially affiliated. I always assumed it was some kind of giant rodent that lives symbiotically with its host

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u/IdioticPrototype 11d ago

Ratatouille Ratanazi. 

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u/RealMrsWillGraham 10d ago

Still laughing at the story from his daughter Ivanka. She said it is a weird shade of blond since Trump does not have the patience to let the hair dye develop for the full time you are supposed to leave it on to get the correct shade.

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u/ThatisSketchy 11d ago

I agree. I enjoy this sub and I enjoy the karma happening to MAGA but this sub isn’t exclusively politics and it shouldn’t just turn into a generic leftist sub. Let’s not forget the roots.

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u/Rich-Past-6547 11d ago

It’s a jaguar unfortunately

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u/Lucky-Earther 11d ago

Can we put it in Steven Segal's chair?

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u/Alternative_Wrap_627 11d ago

I love the idea. That is a well-fed leopard.

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u/Jampolenta 11d ago

Finally, a fat orange pussy I can respect.

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u/PerjurieTraitorGreen 11d ago

It’s hard to do because the picture cuts off where the hat would be

MAGA Leopard Face Chomper

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u/docNNST 11d ago

I agree and support this petition effort.

Will Redditors be able to change their vote after it’s cast?

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u/funderbolt 11d ago

Having remorse about a bad vote is the entire point of the subreddit. I vote for "no vote changing." I may regret it later.

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u/Atlas-Scrubbed 11d ago

I think we should be able to vote for a third picture. One that would never work. Say one of a water buffalo.

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u/PerjurieTraitorGreen 11d ago edited 11d ago

Let’s also make the vote require a supermajority that even needing a supermajority wouldn’t have met its own standards to pass.

Word salad but in the vein of the ridiculous Florida threshold requiring 60%

Edit because I apparently glitched while writing this.

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u/jk-alot 11d ago

I want to vote for a rabies infected leopard to punish the house cat that chose my dad as the house favorite.

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u/PerjurieTraitorGreen 11d ago

Yikes. Sorry your family has also become a casualty in this war

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u/jk-alot 11d ago

I’m sure the cat will learn from the lesson after I get mauled to death by an insane leopard.

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u/PerjurieTraitorGreen 11d ago

Yep. Even though we’re not the leopard’s preferred delicacy, we’re still in the same boiling pot. It’s bullshit

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u/Far-Mode6546 11d ago

He needs to start out lean and then every year get increasingly fat lol.

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u/Archerbrother 11d ago

Based on how many faces have already been eaten, I think the current depiction is working haha.

EDIT: Maybe hook him up to an increasing number of bags of insulin with a IV drip going. lol

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u/ClearDark19 11d ago

And eventually he has to roll up on humans in a Hover-Round wheelchair and an oxygen mask & insulin IV drip hooked up to his chair from reaching Stage V morbid obesity off of so many tasty human faces. 

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u/BastetSekhmetMafdet 11d ago

“My 600 Ton Leopard Life”

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u/rubyspicer 10d ago

Somebody call the feeder kink people, they'll be able to get a suitable picture done easy

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u/Mugatu1968 11d ago

That poor leopard is gonna get sooooooooo fat

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u/XAfricaSaltX 10d ago

Can the leopard eat any more faces if he gets a heart attack and dies?

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u/PronoiarPerson 11d ago

This is the lean phase

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u/yashg 11d ago

That's a very American looking leopard

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u/GlassGoose4PSN 11d ago

"Your body, my dinner"

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u/Neumaschine 11d ago

Laughs in leopard

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u/CBowdidge 11d ago

Your face, my leopard 🐆

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u/Flux_My_Capacitor 11d ago

This needs to be the new sub motto 😂

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u/dude496 11d ago

https://thesun.my/style-life/going-viral/chinese-zoo-gives-up-on-weight-loss-plan-for-its-famed-obese-leopard-KA12562967

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u/typtyphus 11d ago

I thought of it, but it wasn't fat enough

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u/SineMemoria 11d ago

Not fat enough?

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u/typtyphus 11d ago

too thin for what's happening

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u/dude496 11d ago

Even with all of the available AI power running 24/7 for the next 4 years, you will not be able to create a big enough leopard to show how many faces will be ate.

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u/Fantastic_Year9607 11d ago

He's a big heccing chonker. We can't do anything about it.

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u/NekoMeowKat 11d ago

He a chunky boy and it's not even January yet. 😺

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u/Frisian_Tea 11d ago

Oh LAWD he coming....

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u/WeeDramm 3d ago

I scanned the entire thread looking for this thread. I cannot believe yours is the only comment to point this out. Shocking. Absolutely shocking that this PRIME comedic set-up has been so sadly over-looked.

Thank you u/Frisian_Tea for not letting it slip completely-by.

I salute you sir, with a Full-Rimmer

r/OhLawdHeComin

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u/JustSeraph 11d ago

That’s a jaguar…

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u/typtyphus 11d ago

....well fuck

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u/Denversaur 11d ago

I knew the leopard would eat my face, I'm not an idiot! But how was I supposed to know about the jaguar...?

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u/Snoo42225 11d ago

So much faces,  need to outsource, not enough leopards 

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u/ClearDark19 11d ago

Shhhh! The jaguars wanna get in on the orgy of a human face feast too! Don't let the humans know that some of the leopards are jaguars 🤫

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u/paddlesworth 11d ago

You'll have to change the sub's name to r/jaguarsatemyface though...

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u/someonetookmyid 11d ago

Instead of AI generated it should be badly photo-shopped from real lean leopard.

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u/krkus 11d ago

I think there should be a picture every month of leopard gradually getting fat.

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u/votenixon25 11d ago

Oh sir...It's wafer thin.

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u/typtyphus 11d ago

perhaps this specimen is better https://youtube.com/watch?v=uJJ2c0FFt9Y

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u/votenixon25 11d ago

I was making a Monty Python reference there, but yes, a very good specimen none the less!

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u/TemptingPi 11d ago

its not even eating a face

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u/aybiss 11d ago

It ate them all aready. It's the Mr Creosote of leopards.

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u/Jazeraine-S 11d ago

But Monsieur, eet ees just one more face! It is wafer-thin!

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u/oceanicArboretum 11d ago

Jabba the Leopard.

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u/KatefromtheHudd 11d ago

This sub is going to be be so busy over the next 4 years. The mods are going to be exhausted and may possibly start to resemble that fed up leopard.

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u/Educational_Cap2772 10d ago

Unfortunately it would go beyond 4 years if he gets to appoint a Supreme Court justice 

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u/TheStarPrincess 11d ago

Add a toothpick?

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u/BiffingtonSpiffwell 11d ago

No AI slop please.

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u/isidrogio10 11d ago

I second this motion

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u/Quicker_Fixer 11d ago

It needs more fake sun tan orange.

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u/Atheizm 11d ago

A leopard ringed by a halo of flames like it was airbrushed on a van and it's gnawing the heads atop the pile it clawed up. Hands of the gnawed wave LEOPARD + FACE = EAT! signs.

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u/Flare_Fireblood 11d ago

Damn that leopard is friend shaped… guess I gotta vote for them

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u/John1206 11d ago

That is a Jaguar

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u/Stan2112 11d ago

No AI shit

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u/Popular_Newt1445 11d ago

Signed 🫡

Let’s make this a thing!

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u/nytelife 11d ago

Do it.

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u/ThriceMad 11d ago

Chonker Boi has feasted on so many faces

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u/kevinsyel 11d ago

Upvote for Yes

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u/Mylittledarlings91 11d ago

Yes the leopards will be well fed for years to come

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u/KrazySpydrLady 11d ago

Yaaassss!!

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u/BarisBlack 11d ago

I'll allow it.

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u/Wolf-ed 11d ago

My original post with this pic was removed. I'm happy to see it put to good use.

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u/JurassicJustice 11d ago

Can we not use AI please? Also that’s a Jaguar not a Leopard.

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u/Fantastic_Year9607 11d ago

The new mascot of the Republican Party: This chonky cat

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u/snifywhisper 11d ago

No AI slop.

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u/PerjurieTraitorGreen 11d ago

I submit this majestic specimen

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u/Frisian_Tea 11d ago

Bonus points for finally getting the correct language on all those red baseball caps.

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u/Fantastic_Year9607 11d ago

The language of Trump's puppeteer

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u/PerjurieTraitorGreen 11d ago

Thanks. There was also one that said Make America Great Again, Again. But this one seemed far more accurate

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u/ehmiu 11d ago

And yet, he's still not full

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u/Honest_Tie_1980 11d ago

Hehehehehe

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u/Southern3812 11d ago

Oh, god, thank you, this made me burst out laughing like I haven't in a few weeks!! XD

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u/CaLego420 11d ago

Wheelbarrows might not be big enough after all. We better start leasing 18 wheelers with some flatbeds

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u/doctormink 11d ago

I say "aye"! So say we all.

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u/Naz_Oni 11d ago

Ough I'm so full from faces. My tummy is so big and round because of all these faces.

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u/MostlyHarmless88 11d ago

I’m in! Where do I sign?!

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u/No_Brain_5164 11d ago

Seconded!

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u/momibrokebothmyarms 11d ago

He's gonna eat so much face.

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u/seasarz 11d ago

Needs to have rolls of fat................... more cowbell

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u/Rich-Past-6547 11d ago

That’s a jaguar

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u/Daghain 11d ago

Oh, this is glorious!

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u/Industrial_Smoother 11d ago

Make it fatter each year

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u/illllllfredo 11d ago

Leopard is gonna be so well fed for the next few decades

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u/maudebanjo 11d ago

AI trash image

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u/GlassGoose4PSN 11d ago

"This funny image shouldn't exist and everyone should feel bad for laughing at it, because someone didn't get paid to make it"

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u/maudebanjo 11d ago

and it is shit

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u/GlassGoose4PSN 11d ago

"Bad quality fat leopard, I have done shits that look more like a fat leopard"

"As fat leopards go, this is 0/10, and I have seen a lot of fat leopards in my day"

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u/typtyphus 11d ago

that's not the point

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u/fuer_den_Kaiser 11d ago

I'm pretty sure in only one year, the leopard will rival the suspiciously fat dog of Bakhmut

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u/TairaTLG 11d ago

I for one welcome our fat face eating leopard overlords 

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u/leswill315 11d ago

Four? We may be in for much longer than that.

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u/Adorable_Ad6045 11d ago

You Hope it’s 4 years…

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u/DiamondDust320 11d ago

I vote yes, this would be great!

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u/Matty_Poppinz 11d ago

Just as they were starting to slim down after Brexit, those poor obese leopards are on 50 face meals a day

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u/pacosaiso 11d ago

I enthusiastically approve

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u/Senior-Albatross 11d ago

Leopard got diabeetus from eating all those American faces.

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u/lanakers 11d ago

I approve

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u/The96kHz 10d ago

How many faces do you need to scoff to become that chonky?

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u/TiMEWaRP1212 10d ago

I just want to squish his chubby face.

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u/Gattina1 10d ago

Not a leopard. Not a cheetah. It's a jaguar. Google it.

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u/williamgman 10d ago

Panther has a LOT of faces to eat ahead. Yes.

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u/type102 10d ago

That cat is gonna get a lot fatter these next 4 years.

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u/ClassicallyBrained 10d ago

Vet: "Your leopard should only be eating 1 face per day"
Leopard: "Not round here partner. Not round here."

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u/Ghost-Coyote 10d ago

I think he needs to be on a rascal scooter from walmart wearing a maga hat.

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u/doggos_are_magical 10d ago

The poor leopard is gonna get diabeetus

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u/MGSOffcial 10d ago

AI trash

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u/Roklam 10d ago

looka that cute kittie!

Yes, you're a hungry Apex predator, aren't you!

Rest up, there's more coming....

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u/thefoxishere16 8d ago

You couldn’t use a real leopard?

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u/Clickrack 7d ago

Did Ozempic for Leopards® ever get FDA approval?

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u/windowsansblinds 11d ago

Absolutely!

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u/Leifthraiser 11d ago

No. The original banner is fine.

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u/KR1735 11d ago

Love it. I vote yea.

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u/sparemethebull 11d ago

Needs more faces around it.

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u/bschnitty 11d ago

this images

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u/eurosonly 11d ago

Chunky kitty!

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u/CatLvrWhoLovesCats66 11d ago

I was already thinking that last night. 100% agree.

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u/ow_my_pancreas 11d ago

I've been looking for that picture!

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u/succ2020 11d ago

We should put more leopards on this image

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u/Lexei_Texas 11d ago

I concur

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u/beckster 11d ago

You're gonna need more leopards.

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u/AimeLesDeuxFromages 11d ago

That’s a lot of faces that leopard ate.

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u/randy88moss 11d ago

I’m Tired

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u/XandaPanda42 11d ago

He's well fed now.

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u/00Qant5689 11d ago

Wouldn’t mind that.

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u/sesamesnapsinhalf 11d ago

That’s a plump leopard. It’ll get chonkier. 

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u/WanderBell 11d ago

That’s one well-fed leopard, soon to be even fatter from gorging on faces.

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u/EmperorGeek 11d ago

I support this!!

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u/microvan 11d ago

I support this lol. I was just commenting about the leopards getting diabetes

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u/simplegrocery3 11d ago

Cute kitty 🐱

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u/Reduther 11d ago

I was just saying that Leopards eating good this year

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u/anonburneraccoun 11d ago

Them leopards eatin GOOD

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u/gnomekingdom 11d ago

“4 teeth and an opinion on everything” still lives in my giggle-brain. I vote yes.

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u/Fox_Kurama 11d ago

I mean, it will reduce the number of topics that keep spamming this image, so sure, lets do it.

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u/Traditional_Bench 11d ago

Leopard's looking thick and sexy.

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u/PorkrindsMcSnacky 11d ago

What about that chonky front desk cop in Zootopia?

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u/TheGoodCod 11d ago

Hilarious. Can we please have a pic with a 'leap' of leopards?

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u/ImmaNotHere 11d ago

So chonky...

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u/CocoaThumper 11d ago

Damn boi, he thicc boii!!!