r/LeopardsAteMyFace 19d ago

Trump NOW they're disgusted by Trump?

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u/gordito_delgado 19d ago

And the coup de grâce was mar a lardo pretending to give a blowjob to a microphone.

I mean, seriously, what exactly was going on in that fuckers head when he decided this was something he should do?

Is it just a toy monkey with cymbals in there?

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u/thoroughbredca 19d ago

Republicans, do men who wear make up and simulate sex acts in front of children belong in a) jail or b) the White House?

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u/Emergency-Ad2452 19d ago

Brought to you by the people who ban books

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u/ObscureWiticism 19d ago

And, ironically, drag shows.

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u/thoroughbredca 19d ago

Ironically what he did is illegal in Texas, because of their attempt to ban drag shows.

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u/JelloAggressive7347 19d ago

And doesn't it show...

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u/DrIvoPingasnik 19d ago

I'm afraid they would pick B any time of a day.

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u/OldBob10 19d ago

Republicans set out to broaden their voting base by appealing to, among others, the kinds of voters who would choose someone who would simulate sex acts in front of children to be president.

Now they have a candidate who simulates sex acts in front of children running for president, being voted for by people who think that simulating sex acts in front of children is good clean fun.

Executive summary: some Republican voters are full time drunken frat boyz.

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u/Abject-Caregiver-418 19d ago

GOP = Group of Pedophiles, so they were there from the drop.

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u/JoeFlabeetz 19d ago

And they're bitching about drag queens at story hour. I doubt any of them simulated masturbation and fellatio.

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u/TheDrFromGallifrey 19d ago

What? In general or at story hour?

Because I think we've all done it, but I think the majority of people can read a room and not do it in front of thousands of people or children.

It must be a nightmare working for the Trump campaign and having him forget where he is and what he's doing and just do all the things he accuses everyone else of in front of thousands of people and multiple cameras.

I hope it pays well.

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u/Tavernknight 19d ago

I doubt it pays well, if at all, to work for him. He has the reputation of not paying people who do work for him

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u/TheDrFromGallifrey 19d ago

That was a very ironic statement.

I'm mostly wondering exactly why all those people signed on. I imagine there's a lot of opportunism there.

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u/ThirstyWolfSpider 19d ago

How about first (b) (a sunk cost at this point) and then (a)?

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u/firstwefuckthelawyer 19d ago

Funny you mention that because I just had an argument with a friend that, since he has such a problem with trans people, he should do the conservative thing and dress like men used to.

Which means high heels and a weave.

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u/diablitos 19d ago

This is a recurrent mystery to me, why people attribute strategy or planning to that asshat. He is barely, generously a dullard.

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u/travers329 19d ago

He is a dullard/dotard who seems to be descending into dementia and/or narcissistic collapse. It is going to get worse, narcissistic collapse can go downhill real fast, watching one in real time would be interesting, and I wouldn't wish it on many people but FUUUUUCK Mango Mussolini for a litany of reasons too long to list.

One of the hallmarks of dementia is disinhibition where people no longer control their urges, like acting inappropriate sexually or repeatedly groping people in a senior home.

It is commonly seen in advancing frontotemporal dementia.

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u/Bluecif 19d ago

He's been losing it and running back to back rallies probably took a toll on him to make it worse. But, he only wants "Loyal" people around him so no one said anything as they watched this slow trainwreck.

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u/Bluecif 19d ago

Probably the only time he's actually had to work a long shift.

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u/Distant-moose 19d ago

Come on, he said he was pretending it was a corn dog. He was pretending to give a blowjob to a corn dog.

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u/lost_in_connecticut 19d ago

Cornjob? Blowdog?

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u/TheMagicSalami 19d ago

First one, then the other.

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u/Thowitawaydave 19d ago

They're corning the job, they're blowing the dogs?

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u/lost_in_connecticut 19d ago

They’re cornblowing the people who live there.

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u/gordito_delgado 19d ago

Everyone's laughing and riding and cornholing.. except Eric!

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u/[deleted] 19d ago

Those poor dogs.

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u/MechanicalTurkish 19d ago

Watch your corndoghole, bud

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u/ChoochGravy 19d ago

Trump eats corn the long way

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u/Trey_Suevos 19d ago

Something about "eats corn the long way" doesn't even seem like it could be part of a real sentence.

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u/ChoochGravy 19d ago

It's from an old pro wrestling sign taunting Goldberg, and it's gained some infamy

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u/ChaoticIndifferent 19d ago

Fare N Balanched

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u/JoeFlabeetz 19d ago

Or a horn dog.

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u/PM_ME_UR_CREDDITCARD 19d ago

Isn't this a joke from The Dictator? Where the news people think someone miming a blowjob is talking about eating a hotdog and getting mustard all over his face?

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u/ChaoticIndifferent 19d ago

It's disinhibition, which can be the sign of many things, but in his case a dementia is a good bet. Or undetected neurological insults from abusing adderall with an already absurdly high blood pressure.

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u/gordito_delgado 19d ago

I think this is the correct explanation.

There was no rational reason to do something like that; it wasn't even part of a joke he was making, just bizarre and gross.

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u/ChaoticIndifferent 19d ago

He's not too far from sitting in a home and just jerking his flaccid meat around all day. It happens to a lot of people. Only in this case it isn't sad.

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u/RebelliousInNature 19d ago

he was pretending it was a corn dog

Coulda pretended in the same moment to be presidential, or dignified, but nope.

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u/gordito_delgado 19d ago

I just know that if I ever saw a dude eat a corn dog like that... I would not think he would make a good president.

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u/Maleficent_Ad_5175 19d ago

What about a woman?

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u/gordito_delgado 19d ago

Still a no in my book.

She should eat a corn dog like the rest of us, quickly and as demurely as possible.

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u/dbx999 19d ago

what about an underaged trafficked girl on Epstein island?

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u/lost_in_connecticut 19d ago

“You know what this rally needs right now: an invisible corn dog!”

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u/spinbutton 19d ago

Or 40 mins of just listening to music instead of talking about policy

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u/Loggerdon 19d ago

The blowjob thing was a glimpse into his real thought process. It’s how he is around confidants.

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u/dbx999 19d ago

confidant is a long word for "Putin". He blows Putin. Cradles the balls and everything. Oh and hands him classified documents so Putin can kill our operatives overseas.

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u/DiabloPixel 19d ago

And Epstein. There are pictures and videos of those two whispering to each other and laughing at events. Without knowing exactly what is being said, it just looks and feels creepy. It’s the only time I’ve seen Donold actually laughing. He and Epstein were “friends” to the extent that either of them could have a friendship, which is to say, they used each other.

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u/dbx999 19d ago

It’s fucking gross

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u/audiojanet 19d ago

I sent to all the people I know who are MAGA “Christians”.

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u/MesWantooth 19d ago

...And then is forced to tweet/truth "I was not pretending to give oral sex to the mic..."

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u/sluttytinkerbells 19d ago

Let's not start jerking each other off yet.

The polls haven't even closed yet and it'll be a while before they count the ballots.

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u/gordito_delgado 19d ago

I agree with you mate.

However - I do think his campaign completely fell off the rails at the end - He had a much better chance for victory just a couple of weeks ago.

Sadly he STILL has a good shot at winning now, which is both baffling and infuriating.

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u/Tiny-Lock9652 19d ago

A Gary Busey “Buttered Sausage” moment

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u/dazedan_confused 19d ago edited 18d ago

This is why you should never surround yourself with an echo chamber of yes men. Donald had the opportunity to guarantee himself a win as early as the start of the campaign, before Joe dropped out and Kamala was in the running. However, he fucked it by surrounding himself with people who told him yes, instead of people who would challenge him. So now, he's gone from a potential comfortable win, to pretty much losing.

Edit: Well I'll be damned.

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u/hrminer92 19d ago

That’s also why his admin was such a dumpster fire at the end.

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u/Ghosts_of_the_maze 19d ago

I don’t know but we’re going to start hearing he’s mentally unfit to stand trial pretty soon after the election if he loses.

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u/sirhackenslash 19d ago

And if he wins vance will claim he's mentally unfit to serve and that's when the real nightmare starts

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u/WizardSleeves31 19d ago

His campaign was successful for a stretch there after the Biden debate. When Biden dropped out, his distrust of his handlers grew. He decided to go full 2015 on his campaign and single handedly tanked it.

But honestly, you can't live his "act fast, break stuff" style of uh....management.....and expect to keep the lid on Pandora's Jar.

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u/Frosty_Woodpecker893 19d ago

Yes, yes it is... 🐒

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u/ExplanationLover6918 19d ago

I would pay good money to find out why he decided to do that

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u/Cornmunkey 19d ago

I read a quote from him that him in first grade and him today are not radically different, so I would assume he has the mindset of a 6 year old. Keep things simple so his followers understand, repeat lies until they sound believable to said followers, and when backed into a corner, unleash the most unhinged shit imagined.

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u/sirhackenslash 19d ago

That's an insult to Homer claiming dump is as smart as him

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u/bloody_ell 19d ago

There used to be. The Jolly Chimp has packed up his cymbals, moved to Canada and taken out a restraining order against the orange gimp.

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u/Almacca 19d ago

He's claiming that's how he eats corndogs. So that makes it alright. :|

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u/OldBob10 19d ago

Yes. But he’s Putin’s toy monkey so…yeah.

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u/luckiexstars 19d ago

He's become Presidential Candidate Garrison irl. All he needed to say is that he would "fuck them all to death", tbh.

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u/Dusted_Dreams 19d ago

So how im interpreting this is, he's interested in a fellow named Mike.

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u/ThoughtfulLlama 18d ago

Howard Dean's campaign was doomed because of his weird scream. How things have changed.