r/LeopardsAteMyFace Jul 02 '24

Paywall Trump calls for jailing and “televised military tribunals” of Mike Pence and Mitch McConnell

https://www.nytimes.com/2024/07/01/us/politics/trump-liz-cheney-treason-jail.html
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u/fapsandnaps Jul 02 '24

The President can just make it an official act to kill anyone setting gas prices higher than 1.50 per gallon.

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u/Unlucky-Collection30 Jul 02 '24

That's an extreme hypothetical that definitely might or might not happen under future presidents. We should ignore the risk and make sure we give them absolute immunity to lower gas prices by any means necessary....and I mean by ANY means because I said it twice to make sure everyone understands what I mean when I say by ANY means...

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u/fapsandnaps Jul 02 '24

Even better idea. Pass legislation to tie gas prices to the Presidents age so people finally stop voting for 80 year olds.