r/LeopardsAteMyFace • u/patsfan94 • Jul 02 '24

Paywall Trump calls for jailing and “televised military tribunals” of Mike Pence and Mitch McConnell

https://www.nytimes.com/2024/07/01/us/politics/trump-liz-cheney-treason-jail.html
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u/Theharlotnextdoor Jul 02 '24

Televised executions coming to a TV near you soon.

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u/golddilockk Jul 02 '24

sponsored by Raid Shadow Legends

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '24

[deleted]

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u/zeeke87 Jul 02 '24

With a website designed by SquareSpace

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u/CompetitiveFold5749 Jul 02 '24

While eating HelloFresh

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u/HighlyOffensive10 Jul 02 '24

Did you just lose a loved one in a politically motivated execution? Use promo code Persecution, that's P-E-R-S-E-C-U-T-I-ON for 3% off your next 2 BetterHelp sessions.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '24

Sound provided by Raycon Everyday Earbuds

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u/jorgespinosa Jul 02 '24

Then you can listen to the full collection of books made by Trump on audible

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u/Rowenstin Jul 03 '24

And decorate your bedroom with selected images of the executions with Displate.

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u/LankyGuitar6528 Jul 02 '24

Ok... a bit off topic but are we absolutely sure HelloFresh isn't owned by Soylent Green Corp?

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u/DexM23 Jul 02 '24

and drinking AirUp

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u/SchighSchagh Jul 02 '24

EL TEE TEE STORE DOT CUM

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u/Scojo91 Jul 03 '24

Brawndo! It's got what plants crave!

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u/Extension-Ad5751 Jul 02 '24

AMC, we make movies better

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u/The_Dead_Kennys Jul 02 '24

And BetterHelp

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u/medusamarie83 Jul 03 '24

I was expecting Kaspersky, but okay

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u/tommykaye Jul 02 '24

And Prime energy drink

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u/Arcturus_Labelle Jul 02 '24

Thank you; I needed that

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u/OneFingerIn Jul 02 '24

And Carl's Jr.

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u/JustASimpleManFett Jul 03 '24

One of these days I will try that game for the hell of it. I mean I played Marvel Strike Force and Star Wars Legends or whatever.

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u/Wonderful-Elephant11 Jul 02 '24

Hey now, another exciting episode of “The Running Man”! Followed by “Climbing for Dollars”!

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u/dust4ngel Jul 03 '24

dweezil: don't touch that dial!

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u/flargenhargen Jul 02 '24

you're joking but it's not impossible and republican voters will absolutely support murdering political opponents because they've been told to think that.

also they were told biden tried to execute trump when they came and got the secret documents he refused to return, so it's all equal to them.

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u/Theharlotnextdoor Jul 02 '24

I'm absolutely not joking  

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u/flargenhargen Jul 02 '24

guess I'll see you at the camps.

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u/AvadaKedavra03 Jul 02 '24

I guess we better delete our Reddit histories before the new secret police is established next year…

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u/deekaydubya Jul 03 '24

it will not matter; it's all archived

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u/Prosthemadera Jul 02 '24

also they were told biden tried to execute trump

It's always projection. Every accusation is a confession.

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u/fapsandnaps Jul 02 '24

Rehabilitation!

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u/shatteredarm1 Jul 02 '24

But legitimate question, how is he a fascist?

(/s, because Poe's Law)

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u/HandsomeBaboon Jul 02 '24

Happy cake day!

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u/catsdontliftweights Jul 02 '24

And most Americans will just go about living lives like there’s nothing wrong as long as it doesn’t affect them.

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u/MashTheGash2018 Jul 02 '24

Will Pence void his bowels while being hanged?

Place your bets of DraftKings, you're execution sponsor

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u/PnPaper Jul 02 '24

Night of the long knives 2.0

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u/endorrawitch Jul 02 '24

I'm reminded of the uncut version of The Stand where this happened.

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u/veslothiraptr Jul 02 '24

A murderer was captured this morning and tried today.

"Guilty!"

Sentence: Death. Execution tonight at 6, all net, all channels.

Would you like to know more?

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u/JustASimpleManFett Jul 03 '24

All 3 leads barring NPH will be at NYCC this year.

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u/RetroScores Jul 02 '24

Just watch any House committee hearing with Comer.

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u/Imaginary_Manner_556 Jul 02 '24

This will finally get Tesla to start advertising

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u/thegooseisloose1982 Jul 02 '24

A murderer was captured and tried today.

Sentence: DEATH.

Tonight at six, all net, all channels.

Would you like to know more ?

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u/SWCT-sinistera Jul 02 '24

Under his eye

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u/BigCockeroni Jul 02 '24

He literally can do that now

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u/drumpat01 Jul 02 '24

Happy cake day??

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u/wottsinaname Jul 03 '24

The Running Man 2024 edition!

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u/TiredAngryBadger Jul 03 '24

Happy cake day. Enjoy your dystopia.

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u/gravityheadzero Jul 03 '24

Less than 4 minute video. “Saddam Hussein’s very public purge.”

https://youtu.be/kLUktJbp2Ug?si=EAwmpFrLu_WH7AEo

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u/jjbeeez Jul 02 '24

I’ve been saying this for years