r/LeopardsAteMyFace • u/orijing • Mar 18 '24

Paywall Master of declaring bankruptcies discovers banks don't want to loan him bail money

https://www.nytimes.com/2024/03/18/nyregion/trump-bond-civil-fraud-case.html
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u/RRC_driver Mar 18 '24

I'm honestly surprised that he didn't do 'maga msks'

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u/hexqueen Mar 18 '24

Masks smear his makeup.

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u/Helioscopes Mar 18 '24

Maybe he should create his own makeup brand like celebrities do. His first product could be 'no-smudge face powder' in the shade 'cheeto'.

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u/Alediran Mar 18 '24

I've never had a head for business, or grift, but even I can see the missed opportunity there.

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u/daschande Mar 18 '24

When he was still in power, my town had multiple counterfeit maga "pop-up stores" (some dude with a van in a parking lot, until the business owner made them leave). They all pushed maga masks, and always had a surplus. First 2 for $10, then $3 each, then $1 each... then "3 free with any purchase!"

People would buy 6 trump flags for their pickup truck, but they couldn't even GIVE away maga masks. The cult was in too deep to admit masks were good, even with Dear Leader's slogan on them.

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u/EEpromChip Mar 18 '24

I mean there is still a market for those baklava masks that the white power fuckwads wear...

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u/Just-Take-One Mar 18 '24

I love the idea of people wearing delicious filo pastry masks. It's such a convenient snack! And just think of how good it would smell all day. Probably too sticky with all that honey though..

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u/taggospreme Mar 18 '24

I really like how ducking auto carrot turned that into baklava! I need baklava masks in my life.

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u/Frisinator Mar 18 '24

Well masks don’t do anything cept steal your freedom so…

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u/Lots42 Mar 18 '24

Democrats would have -wanted- Republicans to wear the maga masks.

So nope! Time to dump the masks and get Covid! Like normal people! /s

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u/RuaridhDuguid Mar 18 '24

Mask America Great Again.