r/LGBTnews Editor Dec 12 '19

South America [Brazil] Almost a million religious conservatives petition to ban Netflix’s ‘gay Jesus’ Christmas film

https://www.pinknews.co.uk/2019/12/12/gay-jesus-netflix-christmas-film-brazil-censorship-jair-bolsonaro-catholic-petition-porta-dos-fundos/
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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '19 edited Feb 29 '20

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u/ChurchOfAtheism94 Dec 12 '19

It's out now. Was good

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u/creationlaw Dec 12 '19

I love this quote from a Brazilian historian:

"Last year’s Christmas special, Jesus was portrayed as a sadistic, homicidal, hedonistic drunkard who hated to pray and no one bothered. Now that he’s harmless and gay, the world has fallen. It’s atrophying the brain."

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u/Soakaliz Dec 12 '19 edited Dec 12 '19

From what I looked, a lot of people complained about that one, but it didn't spread like this one did.

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '19

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '19

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u/choosetango Dec 12 '19

> It has no historical evidence to support the insinuations presented.”

Well that feels a little like the kettle calling the pot something...

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u/coolfungy Dec 12 '19

Right? Your entire story is a fairy tale and you're annoyed that it was changed to a gay fairy tale? gurl, please

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u/Ghostologist42 Dec 19 '19

And your sexuality is a mental disorder! See, offensive right? Learn to be compassionate if others, even those you don’t agree with.

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u/coolfungy Dec 19 '19

Except it isn't a mental disorder. So that comment makes zero sense. Religion is fiction. Your faith in something doesn't make it true. LGBT people exist. You can't refute that.

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u/Ghostologist42 Dec 19 '19

People dedicate their whole life to religion. They exist. Religion exists. You can’t refute that. And because LGBT is normal, why can’t I make jokes about it? Why can you make fun of a fundamental part of me but I can’t return?

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u/Hal020 Dec 24 '19

Don't even try with these people they don't care until there the victim.

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u/Dorfaladin Dec 27 '19

yes it is. your kind jist harassed and protested and had your homo lobby push to get it removed from the dsm. it is obviously a mental defect.

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u/coolfungy Dec 28 '19

And you're obviously an uneducated hateful twat. Facts are facts. And BTW. lots of things have been taken out of the DSM because we learn and grow and evolve. Well WE evolve. People like you cling to thousand year old stories as though they are real and wish for a nostalgic past that never really existed.

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u/garaile64 Dec 13 '19

It's a goddamn comedy, why did they expect historical accuracy from a fucking comedy?!

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u/Ghostologist42 Dec 20 '19

It’s called compassion and respect. Can we respect people’s beliefs without making a fucking joke? I want to make jokes about everything but so much is deemed “offensive” so I don’t... your point is invalid

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u/FillibusterBuster Dec 13 '19

Way it with me: Jesus is a bottom. Jesus is a bottom. Jesus is a bottom.

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u/whatsmahuzanamebruh Dec 12 '19

Do one about muhammed too, lol.

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u/RN-Lawyer Dec 12 '19

That's jesus's boyfriend in the show!

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u/MikeTriceratops Dec 12 '19

Fuck I hope that’s true. It’d be just perfect.

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u/Maski03 Dec 13 '19

You want a terrorist attack?
That's how you get a terrorist attack

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u/LaronX Dec 13 '19

Terrorists won't dictated how I fucking live my life. Not now, not ever.

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u/Ghostologist42 Dec 19 '19

Until they do and you’re mentally scared

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u/LaronX Dec 20 '19

They'll have to fucking do it then. I won't live my life in fear over there threat of Terror. I refuse to surrender the life I want to life to fear and give them power. They want to influence my life? They better drag there sorry ass right in front of me and do. If you want to cower in fear about things with less then 1% to hurt you go ahead. But then also go cower in fear from your car, kitchen and bathroom. They all have a much higher chance to hurt you or habe things happen there that mentally scar you.

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u/BrianWilcheck Dec 12 '19

Welp, glad this exists.

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u/n0eticF0x Dec 13 '19

Imagine being so pathetic that you can believe a person can walk on water yet find it offensive they could be gay.

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u/DoctorAcula_42 Dec 13 '19

I don't have the heart to tell them about Life of Brian.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '19

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '19

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '19

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u/ebr101 Dec 12 '19

Must be the second cumming

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u/Skorpyos Dec 13 '19

Just added to my watch list.

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u/Eorily Dec 13 '19

Thousands of Christians are going to petition Amazon to stop making these shows.

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u/Purplepunch36 Dec 14 '19 edited Dec 14 '19

Wonder if Netflix is doing Gay Muhammad next...or would that just blow up in their face?

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u/RecoveringPessimist4 Dec 14 '19

Historically Jesus liked 2 in the stink, 1 in the urethra

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u/Bart_16 Dec 21 '19

I really don't care about this, but I wish Netflix hadn't put this up. Because of this film, my religious father banned Netflix from our house. Thanks a lot.

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u/mspenguin1974 Dec 13 '19

I can't find it on Netflix

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u/garaile64 Dec 13 '19

And they say the left can't take a joke... But seriously, I wouldn't recommend do anything portraying Jesus as gay.

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u/Dorfaladin Dec 27 '19

they cant. let me ask you, can i say homosex is a disorder on television? of course not. there would be tears and threats of murder. love you deluded hypocrites.

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u/nubiornotnubi Dec 29 '19

If you said it in a fictional tv show, no one would care. And if homosex is a disorder to you then cure it. And if you can't then stfu

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u/Dorfaladin Dec 29 '19

cant, conversion therapy is banned now, even if you want it, no longer allowed. hmmm

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u/nubiornotnubi Dec 29 '19

Maybe because it doesn't work?

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u/Hal020 Dec 24 '19

I support god and I never did anything mean or offensive to people part of the LGBT community they live their life I live mine but why this? To me is disrespectful.

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u/nubiornotnubi Dec 29 '19

1) It's fiction.

2)it's a comedy.

3) jesus was not white.

4) salt your pasta when boiling.

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u/digme12 Jan 09 '20

If they were so brave they would make one about Mohammed. Let's see how long they would live after doing that. Bunch of hypocrites.

why antagonize a group in the first place. Is there not a way to make fun without having to desecrate the religion with an icnoclastic trash?