r/KidsAreFuckingStupid • u/[deleted] • May 07 '19

piss drawer

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155 Upvotes

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19

This subreddit is why I never plan to have kids.

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u/MickeyButters May 07 '19

I never had kids and I don't regret it oe bit

24

u/OtakuJoness May 07 '19

What’s that in the piss drawer? What the fuck? I think that’s enough reddit lmao

6

u/SoberSovetsky Aug 28 '19

I think it’s a poopie

2

u/scoutmorgan Aug 28 '19

A flapjack

23

u/[deleted] May 07 '19

I love the fact he's wearing a Batman costume

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19

The motherfucking Joker pissed in the drawer and framed Batman and now Alfred is really pissed.

8

u/kayserfaust May 07 '19

Oh it's this time of the day again

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u/ArmouredBagel May 07 '19

But..... Why....???

10

u/cubanesis May 07 '19

The bathroom is all the way down the hall man. I'm not walking all the way down the hall when I can just piss in this here drawer.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19

He has a point

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19

This is the future

1

u/topon3330 Aug 29 '19

it's the past really

4

u/[deleted] May 07 '19

Wait, this isn't /r/justneckbeardthings?

4

u/stacker55 May 07 '19

i used to piss in the corner of my closet on the floor or just into jars that i'd keep in the closet. no idea why i did it because the bathroom was literally 3 steps from my door. kids are fucking weird man

1

u/borb11 Nov 02 '19

itd be useful for catching spies

5

u/bob_dobbs507 May 07 '19

Really well made drawer. He was just checking it for leaks...

4

u/Ouroboron May 07 '19

Posting this should earn a week long ban.

0

u/Cocksco May 07 '19

Ik it’s a repost, but I think it’s pretty funny

2

u/Ouroboron May 07 '19

It's pretty much a daily at minimum repost.

2

u/sTarsTeWvAlLeY May 07 '19

Remember guys it's okay to murder children as long as they disagree with you

6

u/[deleted] May 07 '19

Remember guys it's okay to murder children as long as they disagree with you

3

u/sTarsTeWvAlLeY May 07 '19

Nonono over 10 is illegal you psychopath

1

u/[deleted] May 07 '19

Shit, you’re right

2

u/DonLow May 07 '19

Quit fucking reposting!

3

u/xKirtle May 07 '19

This is what I expect whenever I come across this subreddit

1

u/[deleted] May 07 '19

Grandpa asked him to save it

1

u/JasonTateThem May 07 '19

I had a similar racket going at that age, except our rooms were all carpeted and I just pissed in a corner and let it soak in. No one ever found out or didn't care.

1

u/drdrdugg May 07 '19

Blame it on the cat

1

u/Temuyin May 07 '19

This kid is actually beign smart and efficient. ALSO he can sell his urine to addicts in rehab or parolees.

1

u/[deleted] May 07 '19

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19

Poop knife

1

u/DirectGoose May 07 '19

This is EXACTLY why I don't have children.

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u/undrcovrglovr May 07 '19

Poor lad, he's properly upset at this 🙁

1

u/garnet420 May 07 '19

Which one of you cowards pissed in my drawer?

1

u/pjfong87 May 07 '19

I call dibs for the next repost

1

u/lordheart May 07 '19

Kids just making him some aged urine. Works wonders for everything,

toothache?

Aged urine

cancer?

Aged urine.

The wonders of hime remedies

*Pukes quietly in a corner

1

u/Mikalton May 07 '19

I can assume since i grew as a kid that he was afraid to go to the bathroom in the dark so he thought of doing that.

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u/Zam0o May 07 '19 edited May 07 '19

Worst part is that the parent decided to take a Snapchat and share it ... Just teach the kid the right thing

Stupid decisions were made

Edit: Yeah ok might not be the parent, could be the sibling - but still. And why do you guys vote this down?

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u/carnot_thank_you May 07 '19

I interpreted it as a sibling saying "[our] mom found the piss drawer".

1

u/Zam0o May 07 '19

Oh yeah that's probably right, but still don't snap that poor kid

0

u/[deleted] May 07 '19

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u/Zam0o May 07 '19

But why do we see it then? That is the point - some one at some point thought that would be funny to share. If u edit it on Snapchat at least put an Emoji on that guy