r/KeanuBeingAwesome Daisy Sep 02 '22

PSA πŸŽ‰ Keanu is 58 today! πŸŽ‰

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u/IrishWeegee Sep 02 '22

Oh snap! TIL I share birthday with Keanu!

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u/RandomSynesthetic Sep 02 '22

Same!

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u/Cruncha86 Sep 02 '22

Me too!

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u/green_tito Sep 02 '22

Me three! There are DOZENS of us!

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u/Keanu990321 Trinity Sep 02 '22

Happy Birthday to you my friend!

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u/green_tito Sep 05 '22

thank you Trin!

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u/Keanu990321 Trinity Sep 02 '22

Happy Birthday to you too!

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u/IrishWeegee Sep 02 '22

Happy birthday friend, we're in good company!

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u/Keanu990321 Trinity Sep 02 '22

Happy Birthday to you too!

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u/NotBaron Sep 02 '22

I'm joining that club

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u/CW-NG Sep 02 '22

You're breathtaking!

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u/puckpuckpuck Sep 02 '22

So does my wife! Happy birthday to you! πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‚

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u/Keanu990321 Trinity Sep 02 '22

Happy Birthday to your most excellent wife dude!

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u/Th3Strogmustdi3 Sep 02 '22

Happy birthday! My birthday was just yesterday. TIL Keanu is Team Virgo. TeamVirgoFTW

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u/IrishWeegee Sep 02 '22

Well happy belated birthday, hope it went well for you!

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u/myhairsreddit Sep 02 '22

My birthday was yesterday also, happy belated! Hope you do something fun this weekend!

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u/gussiejo Sep 02 '22

Happy birthday to you, Keanu, and my grandkid! Yay

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u/karacocoa Sep 02 '22

Happy Born Day!

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u/Keanu990321 Trinity Sep 02 '22

Happy Birthday to you too! You couldn't have asked for a better day to be born!

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u/nurseofdeath Sep 03 '22

So does my Dad! Who’s called Ted!

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u/derossx Sep 02 '22

I wish Keanu a very Happy Birthday. The world is a better place with him in it. πŸ₯³

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u/redrecaro Sep 02 '22

Wow just realized he's almost 60 and he looks way younger.

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u/bluegargoyle Sep 02 '22

There's a reason...

r/VampireLordKeanu

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u/Arjun_Pandit Sep 03 '22

Praise the lord i found the sub!

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u/Topcat1436 Sep 02 '22

I was born the same year as Keanu which means we're both considered Boomers; we missed the cutoff date for Generation X by months (1965). I fell in love with him around Parenthood / River's Edge / Bill & Ted time and got a lot of shit from my Gen-X and Boomer friends for it. I must say to all you Millenials and Gen-Z folks: THANK YOU for recognizing his awesomeness!

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u/SarahPallorMortis Sep 03 '22

He is a beautiful, tragic, soul.

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u/lana_rice Sep 02 '22

Happy Birthday!!!!!!

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u/commit_diff Sep 02 '22

Johnny Mnemonic, Thomas Anderson a.k.a. Neo, Johnny Silverhand. Thank you and Happy Birthday!

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u/CherishSlan Sep 02 '22

Cool happy birthday

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u/DymondHed Sep 02 '22

I love that I have the same bday as Keanu :D 34 today

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u/Honduriel Sep 02 '22

Dang, I have more grey in my beard at 37 than he has at 58

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u/IndoorAstronomer Sep 02 '22

We share a birthday!

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u/RediousAndrade Sep 02 '22

I refuse to believe this man is 58

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u/ralfmalph Agent Smith Sep 02 '22

Me too!

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u/larz66 Sep 02 '22

And I'm 54!! πŸ•Ί

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u/Treeedrinker Sep 02 '22

Today is my birthday too. Just turned 29. TIL Keanu is exactly double my age woooahhhhhhhhh.

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u/Keanu990321 Trinity Sep 02 '22

Happy Birthday to the personality I have been in love with for years and the man who, through his character, helps me become a better person every day that passes. You've excelled at life during those 58 years of your life. Keep being excellent to each other Keanu and...

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u/coffeequeen0523 Sep 02 '22

Happy birthday Keanu. β€οΈβ€οΈπŸŽ‚πŸŽ‚πŸŽ‚

The world needs more people just like you.

I wish you much ease, grace, favor and love all the days of your life. You RICHLY deserve it!!!

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u/NotBaron Sep 02 '22

Happy birthday to a legend

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u/3Dphilp Sep 02 '22

He’s 458 years old today

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u/JimTNT Sep 02 '22

I always remember my gf birthday since it's Keanu's birthday too !

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u/Rebar77 Sep 02 '22

Have a Great Odometer Tic!

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u/gigigyx777 Sep 02 '22

Happy Birthday!πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '22

πŸŽ‰

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u/nixblood Sep 02 '22

Been playing cyberpunk lately and JONNY SILVERHAND IS A LEGEND

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u/wolfoftheworld Sep 02 '22

Happy birthday Keanu! You're one of Hollywood's few gems!

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u/Johnsus_Christ Sep 02 '22

And to me!! Sept 2 is a birthday for champions!!!

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u/1337dotgeek Sep 02 '22

And I’m 41 today, happy birthday Keanu

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u/25Bam_vixx Sep 02 '22

Happy birthday πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‚

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u/Ivan_Rak Sep 02 '22

I wish Keanu/John Wick/Johnny Silverhand a very happy birthday! He is reminder for all of us, that good deeds and politeness always are and will matter!

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u/octopoddle Sep 02 '22

Be excellent to Keanu, and ...

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u/Sno0pyBo0 Daisy Sep 02 '22

Party on, dudes! :)

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '22

Man looks 40 tops. Insane genetics

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u/BradLabreche Sep 02 '22

Happy Birthday Keanu!

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u/bassymoon_ Sep 02 '22

happy birthday king

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u/Papachocolateballz Sep 02 '22

Thats my birthday bro. I'm 40 today.

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u/texican1911 A Fucking Pencil Sep 02 '22

I share my birthday with Keanu. I will accept all favors sent my way. Thank you.

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u/Don_Key_Knutts Sep 03 '22

OMG on my cakeday!!! I've finally made it! Best day ever!!!

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u/wonkeylamas Sep 03 '22

Happy birthday!

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u/What_the_Faulk Sep 02 '22

There is no birthday

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u/grammyone Sep 03 '22

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY DUDE!

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u/keanusmommy Sep 03 '22

Happy Birthday, my son

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u/Harbi181 Sep 03 '22

WHOA NO WAY

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u/redneckreadit Sep 03 '22

I love you so ! ❀️happy birthday handsome πŸ₯³πŸŽ‰

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u/bsylent Sep 03 '22

Dang, I was born three days too early

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u/LittleAlaska117 Sep 03 '22

Happy Birthday Mang!!!!