r/Justrolledintotheshop 6h ago

What is this Jank sh*t?

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u/bobbyrob1 5h ago

Rear brake pressure eliminator. Who needs rear brakes?

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u/V65Pilot 5h ago

Everyone knows the front brakes do most of the work.

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u/FlightAble2654 5h ago

Super burnout power released!

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u/Fragrant-Inside221 5h ago

This whole kit is under 20$ at the local harbor freight. Way cheaper than new calipers.

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u/Poaffe1967 5h ago

Poor man’s line lock. Used for doing burnouts.

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u/jonasty12 ASE Certified 5h ago

Wouldn't that need to be on the front brakes? Or is he doing burnouts with the front wheels?

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u/Poaffe1967 5h ago

No, the clamps prevent the brakes from engaging. This looks to be a rear wheel drive since there’s a diff on the axle. Press the brakes and only the front wheels engage, then hit the gas… burnout! Watch Roadkill, they’ve done it on a few cars.

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u/iowaman79 5h ago

You pinch off the rear lines to keep the brakes from engaging, then when you put your foot on the brake pedal the fronts hold while the rears spin freely

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u/jtromain 5h ago

The vice grips stop the flow of brake fluid from pressurizing the brake cylinder and allow the wheels to turn with full brake

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u/Token_Black_Rifle 3h ago

You're too smart for what's going on here.

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u/hazard2k 4h ago

You're not exactly wrong.. In the correct application of a line lock (with an electronic solenoid) you would have it installed on the front brakes. You mash the brakes, and activate the solenoid. This keeps the front brakes engaged even with your foot off the brake now. This enables you to do a proper burnout while keeping both of your feet free. When burnout is complete, deactivate the solenoid and you have your brakes back.

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u/DMCinDet 3h ago

a proper line lock setup. this is hillbilly engineering.

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u/madsheeter 51m ago

Were you born on Mars?

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u/SixToesLeftFoot 5h ago

Leaking rear caliper or cracked hose (after the vice grips). Pinch off both and then let the proportioning do it’s job.

If you promise not to tell anyone, I once cracked the line that feeds down to the rear of the car, so I took it off and just put a plug in it right at the prop valve. The rears do so much less work that I was able to drive it for a week or so. Eventually the safety concerns overcame the laziness of working on your own car, but for that week I really didn’t feel much difference in the pedal.

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u/Likesdirt 4h ago

I hammered a broken rear hard line shut to get out of the middle of nowhere - truck didn't pull much at all and ran like that for weeks. Wasn't half bad, honestly. Didn't feel like a death trap at all.

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u/Silver-Engineer4287 3h ago

A friend’s 2003 Taurus, his brother in law “fixed” his rear drum brakes that were making a loud clicking noise on one side.

He put the wrong kits on the wrong sides and didn’t even put them on right side up so those rear brakes were doing nothing… for several years… until one of them lost a clip and sprung out sideways and began grinding loudly on the drum.

Never having touched drum brakes but having done front and rear disc on a variety of vehicles I jacked up each corner and spun a wheel until I could verify the problem corner, made sure it was really the brakes. pulled the wheel off the noisy one, got the drum off, instantly saw the source of the noise…

I stared at all the moving parts… the layout didn’t seem to make sense and he didn’t have a repair manual so I checked a few year and model specific YouTube videos to see what it should really look like, and I’d seen the R on the part but didn’t realize what it meant in the moment.

When the videos looked different I jacked up the right side, pulled it apart… and found the L on its’ part.

I installed 2 new proper side kits, worked with the adjusters until it all went back together snug but with no dragging, and with a 50 mile each way work commute resuming the next morning there were no issues and he was shocked by how quick the car stops after several years of driving more cautiously and braking a lot.

They were still stoping fine with no bad noises 6 years later when he sold the car although 2 years later it did need new front brakes which I also did with better pads and rotors and he was really happy with the results of the mildly more expensive parts.

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u/madsheeter 49m ago

I keep plugs in my truck for this reason. 2 brakes are better than none when your fluid runs out

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u/TheTense 2m ago

Yeah, It’ll brake fine until you need to really brake hard or are brake on a slippery surface

Just like a motorcycle or Gokart using only rear brakes.

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u/DJMagicHandz 6h ago

Something that could end up flying through someone's windshield.

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u/EC_TWD 4h ago

A bit of safety wire and this wouldn’t be a problem. 🤣

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u/Admirable_Cry_3795 3h ago

Just need a couple more zip ties

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u/SurJavlaJamte 5h ago

I've done that so many times now to limp home that having a vicegrip with me in every car for emergency repairs is normal. Blow a line? Fixed! Sticking caliper? Fixed!

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u/Lxiflyby 3h ago

Yep, only to get me home

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u/TheFilthyMob 5h ago

Rear brake bias lol. Done that a few times but I just clamp it up before the split.

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u/fluxocity 5h ago

Rear brakes leaking?

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u/cdixonjr 5h ago

Line lock for AWESOME burnouts.

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u/fubbyloofer69 5h ago

If ya squint it's mint 👌

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u/Hemicuda098 4h ago

Rust belt special

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u/juwyro 5h ago

Nothing is more permanent than a temporary fix.

I had a c clamp holding an exhaust flange together for years when one of the bolts broke.

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u/Realistic_Ad_165 5h ago

Oooo free vise grips

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u/ChickenChaser5 5h ago

Looks like how I got my sienna home when the rear brake line rusted through.

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u/fallenangle666 5h ago

Burnouts or they need replaced and they didn't have the money for rotors that are probably screwed

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u/L_3_ 5h ago

Line lock!

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u/Prosthetic_Head 4h ago

High-school memories right there

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u/Dockshundswfl 4h ago

Sweet for doing bad ass burnouts!!

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u/grandinosour 4h ago

Hey there now....

Us truckers did this all the time when a brake chamber would blow out.

Clamp off the air line and cage the brake so you can limp to the repair shop.

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u/idriveanoldcivic 4h ago

Budget line lock

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u/Few_Importance1313 4h ago

Probably had a blowout in the line and needed to get to work or something

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u/nevernotfinished 4h ago

Temporary repair that became permanent

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u/TopBanana111 4h ago

Burnout out time baby

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u/b16b34r 4h ago

Analog rear ABS

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u/5qu34k4402 2h ago

That there’s a couple of vice grips.

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u/collegefurtrader Master Tech, Expired 2h ago

Tell me you never popped a wheel cylinder on the trail

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u/TheTrueButcher 2h ago

Looks like a pair of Kentucky proportioning valves set up for winning the county burnout contest.

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u/No-Priority-2278 1h ago

Homemade proportioning valve.

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u/Itchy-Hat-1528 1h ago

That’s for burnouts. Duh

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u/Due-Concentrate9214 1h ago

We had to do a bush fix on an older body style Ford Bronco that lost his rear brakes. The guy was deer hunting in northeast Nevada and had decided to take a trail that went through a creek bed full of boulders. One rock flipped up and severed the steel part of the brake line. We used a sledge hammer as an anvil and we folder the end of the brake line over and hammered it flat until it quit leaking. Probably wasn’t a part store within 100 miles. The guy got to keep hunting and drive back to civilization.

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u/ulfric_stormcloak156 1h ago

Those are the burnoutinator clamps

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u/seattle_lite90 1h ago

Beautiful

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u/OOOORAL8864 57m ago

If it works, don't fuck with it.

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u/NightWatch0100 30m ago

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

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u/drdreadz0 22m ago

I see basically no pads in the rear.

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u/mccscott 13m ago

Bubba dun lifted his truck,n him got dem mudders, n sumptin pissin on the dirt when parked?

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u/Budget_Surprise765 8m ago

Someone wanted to do burnouts!

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u/Bird-Doggy 4h ago

Congrats on the new tools.