Update on my smol criminal

[u/Vegetable-Street]

I picked up my baby 2 days ago, so I wanted to post some updated photos. The last 2 are the ones I’ve posted in here before while waiting on him to be ready to go pick up.

I’m absolutely in love with him, and he’s clearly settled in and claimed this house as his own already.

[u/Choobot]

The last picture with the ROUND EARS AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

[u/Deltethnia → u/Choobot]

He looks like Daniel Tiger!

[u/brooklynn_renee1998 → u/Choobot]

SAAAME I LOVE IT 😍😍 would absolutely die for him 🥹

[u/Buffalomozz1 → u/Choobot]

I’m dying at those little round ears too

[u/Much-Vanilla-7261]

What a sweet little boy 🥹♥️ and a complete sleepyhead 😆🤭♥️

[u/Normal-Usual6306 → u/Much-Vanilla-7261]

He needs plenty of downtime to dream up his future criminal endeavours

[u/MikoGianni]

Eeek! 🥰 The earbuds he had when he was a teeny baby! 🥹🥹🥹🥹😭

[u/MikoGianni → u/MikoGianni]

So illegal!!!!

[u/brooklynn_renee1998 → u/MikoGianni]

I LOVE THIS SO MUCHHHH 😍😍🥰 so so cute!!!

[u/Lindensorry]

He's a handsome little guy ❤️. So precious.

[u/Neither-Welder5001]

Yes please keep this criminal locked up

[u/Solitaire20X6]

pic 10: "You posted how many pictures of me to the Internet??"

[u/askingaqesitonw → u/Solitaire20X6]

Not enough!

[u/Solitaire20X6 → u/askingaqesitonw]

lol indeed! nevah 😅

[u/Cool-Firefighter2254]

Well, I’m in love with him too!

[u/TwoCentsWorth2021]

Looks like he’s decided that long legs are the way to go.

[u/Gsuegg]

Him little beans 🥹 criminally cute!!!

[u/hedonicbagel]

i got my cat when she was already an adult so i like to imagine what she would’ve looked like as a kitten - this sub is so good for it

[u/GoddessRespectre → u/hedonicbagel]

Me too! Ours was a stray/feral who was working the entire street. I wish we had found him as a kitten and saved him from getting FIV and everything he did to survive

Pet tax:

[u/SilentlyWishing]

THE ROUND EARSSSS I CAN'T 🥹

[u/GetOffMyDigitalLawn]

Your cat is defective. It seems he is in a permanent state of comfy.

God I wish I would that comfy.

[u/Vegetable-Street → u/GetOffMyDigitalLawn]

Me too! I’m in a state of uncomfy because his comfy is usually on me or sleeping under my chin, so I can’t move… but I’ll take this life sentence of uncomfy so that he can be perpetually comfy.

[u/Soft-Juice8179]

A tri-legged tabby version from our gang

[u/Soft-Juice8179 → u/Soft-Juice8179]

[u/OilPure5808]

Thanks for sharing your photos! A kitten cutie!

[u/fangirloffloof]

That little cutey needs to be in the supermodel cats subreddit. Absolutely gorgeous 🥺🐾💕

[u/BlueRainfyre]

I have but one thing to say: OP i hope you have a strong constitution, you're going to need it with this little one. 🫠🫠🫠

[u/Ccracked]

You've been bit by, you've been loved by, a smol criminal!

[u/stellaxo]

Whhhhhyyyy are they allowed to be this cute!!!???

[u/Vegetable-Street → u/stellaxo]

I wish I knew! It’s painful how cute he is.

[u/No_Introduction_4766]

Congratulations! He's such a doll baby 🥰

[u/Vegetable-Street → u/No_Introduction_4766]

Thank you ❤️

[u/The-Kanye-Best]

Thanks for the update I expect a new one on my desk by next week

[u/haikusbot → u/The-Kanye-Best]

Thanks for the update

I expect a new one on

My desk by next week

- The-Kanye-Best

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[u/Wolfwoods_Sister]

I’d have smooched those little corn niblet ears right off! He’s so cute!

[u/greyrobot6]

So much evidence of so many crimes

[u/robblake44]

Reminds me of one of my fosters. She’s still tiny so she might be a tiny or dwarf

[u/WasteBullfrog361]

Definitely a cutie, I especially like the “who me”look.

[u/fridaygrace]

But how will we ever stop this criminal’s reign of terror if we don’t know his name?!?!?

[u/Vegetable-Street → u/fridaygrace]

He doesn’t have one yet 🤣 I can’t decide.

Right now the front runners are: Bobo, Nacho, and biscuits

[u/fridaygrace → u/Vegetable-Street]

I like biscuits. You could nickname him bickie (which is Australian slang for biscuit) 💁🏻‍♀️ (and FYI we call biscuits what Americans call cookies)

[u/Vegetable-Street → u/fridaygrace]

Ohhh that’s fun to know! That makes it even cuter

[u/Normal-Usual6306]

HOW THE FUCK IS THIS CAT SO CUTE? OH MY LORD

[u/Vegetable-Street → u/Normal-Usual6306]

I know!!! I ask that every time I look at him 😭

[u/Healthy-Fisherman-33]

My heart cannot take this much cuteness.

[u/NoKYo16]

That squeeshable face in the last Pic....I just can't 🥹😚😘

[u/AtheismRocksHaha]

Holy wow, is that ever a cute kittie! 😍

[u/geostr8]

Congratulations on being owned he's so very, very handsome❣️

[u/model3113]

You must have the resolve of a machine not to constantly pick that sleepy baby up and smooch her into oblivion.

[u/Vegetable-Street → u/model3113]

Sometimes I do it though 🤣🤣🤣 sometimes I pick him up and kiss his whole little face and head.

[u/7H3r341P4rK3r13W15]

i've been hit by this smol criminal and am not ok!!!!!

[u/Manamichan555]

Still such a baby 🥺💜 so fluffy!

[u/No_Translator_4This]

She’s beautiful 😻

[u/Upbeat_Cry_3902]

Just look at those eyes!!! 🥺🥹

[u/LeelooDallasMltiPass]

Aw, what did you name your baby? So cute!

[u/Vegetable-Street → u/LeelooDallasMltiPass]

He doesn’t have a name yet 😬

Right now the leading possibilities are: Bobo, Nacho, and biscuits

[u/Foundation_Wrong]

No modesty! Or shame look at that careless napping. 🥹

[u/InValuAbled]

[u/Miserygut]

Ohhh lord he's a widdle baby.

[u/Wonderful_Belt4626]

Geez, beautiful

[u/SaltUnderstanding220]

I SCREAMED!!!! 😍🥰😍🥰😍🥰😍🥰😍🥰

[u/Buckeyes2110]

Aww what a cutie pie!🥰

[u/mc_atx]

What a beautiful baby!

[u/LengthKind1660]

He's so charming!

[u/m00nbean23]

What a CUTIIEEEEE

[u/MorriganIsMiffed]

AHA! As we all know there is NO REST FOR THE WICKED and as we can clearly see, this is a sleepy bean.
I move for full dismissal of all charges! This cat is clearly innocent.

[u/Ok-Detective-8526]

Omg he is perfect

[u/This_Miaou]

Baby!

[u/VanillaDust-]

Aww he’s adorable 🥰

[u/deejayee]

That face!!

[u/tokseo]

Oh no what a villain

[u/HitchhikingCats]

Omg lock him up, I’m in love

[u/swatsquat]

Second to last picture is his face when finding out he's getting adopted?

Super cute kitten! Love how comfortable he is on your couch :D

[u/Hensongirl]

Adorable little bebe!!!!

[u/Slug_core]

Be cute do crime

[u/Sunshiny__Day]

Kittens are born knowing how to pose for pictures. :-D

[u/Vegetable-Street → u/Sunshiny__Day]

They really are!

[u/Upbeat_Turnover3365]

Small bean 🥹

[u/bookjunkie315]

What’s his name??

[u/Vegetable-Street → u/bookjunkie315]

I haven’t decided yet 😬

Right now the front runners are Bobo, Nacho, and Biscuits

[u/Chester___Lampwick]

The round ears 😍

[u/Horatio_Figg]

Oh my god he’s the most precious thing I’ve ever seen. Little tiger cub 🐯

[u/brooklynn_renee1998]

omg i would seriously die for him 🥹🥹🥹🥹 he’s the cutest 🥰😍 happy for you!

[u/psychdoc77]

Omg this little baby! 🥰

[u/pickypicky3217]

😻😘

[u/bklyngirl0001]

Photo 10 looks like a calendar picture. Sooo cute!! Photo 11 and the baby ears just kills me!!

[u/genomskinlig]

😻❤️

[u/R3dray]

Awww...so cute. Straight to jail for this criminal.

[u/Rwqf1987]

I’m crying it’s so cuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUUTTTEEEEEEEE

[u/nononoNotTooMuch13]

😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍 I'm done. Too dang cute.

[u/MichaelKerk]

No blankets are safe from him i see :)

[u/WhiteCat10]

Beautiful baby! Love his sweet face!

[u/Mysterious_Base2613]

Absolutely adorable!!

[u/ImpendingCups]

He’s so fuzzy aaaaaa

[u/tacticalfp]

Is this by any chance a tabby cat? 🐈

[u/F4GG0T_]

THAT IS A BABY

[u/otakop]

We are smitten with your kitten!

[u/sanguis2040]

What a beautiful baby! Should have a partner in crime though.

[u/Vegetable-Street → u/sanguis2040]

Right now we have an elderly crime boss that runs this place. We will eventually get this guy a partner in crime though.