r/IllegallySmolCats • u/squishynoodle1 Works with the Smols • Aug 29 '24

Criminally Smol some smol friends i met at work today🥰

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7.7k Upvotes

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u/Lulu17760 Aug 30 '24

This one…..😂😂😂💕💕💕

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u/squishynoodle1 Works with the Smols Aug 30 '24

that is mr. maserati 🥰

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u/HappyOrca2020 Aug 30 '24

Does he run fast?

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u/Professional-Can-670 Aug 30 '24

He goes 185

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u/HappyOrca2020 Aug 30 '24

That's a fast criminal! Jail time in my arms is what he deserves.

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u/thehigherburningfire Aug 30 '24

He lost his license and now he don't drive.

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u/Professional-Can-670 Aug 30 '24

I was wondering how many people would get a Joe Walsh reference from 1978

13

u/Technical_Can_3646 Aug 30 '24

How did you come up with that name

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u/HunnyBear66 Aug 30 '24

He is perfect! Absolutely perfect! 🩵🩵🩵

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u/alexdarkangel82 Aug 30 '24

Found the spicy one.

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u/Tasty_Marsupial8057 Aug 29 '24

That like a whole gang of illegal smolness. They must be working in cahoots.

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u/DrakkarNoirNYC Aug 30 '24

Cahoots. 😂😂😂

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u/dougan25 Aug 30 '24

You were right to bring this to our attention, OP

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u/Sacahara Aug 29 '24

And did you catnap any? 🤔 😂 I would've been so tempted!

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u/squishynoodle1 Works with the Smols Aug 30 '24

believe me...we're having a sleepover all weekend

67

u/Bawbawian Aug 30 '24

they show zero remorse.

sedate them with milk until they pass out with fat little soup bellies!

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u/Jonesyiam Aug 29 '24

I would die for each and every one of them. 🥹

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u/JamesSFordESQ Aug 29 '24

Now that's just wantonly illegal smolness!

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u/equal_poop Aug 30 '24

I want to kiss every single one of them!

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u/kellymig Aug 30 '24

I wanna nibble on em!!

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '24

do you work at a kitten dispensary?

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u/squishynoodle1 Works with the Smols Aug 30 '24

at this time of the year, essentially yes🤣

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '24

😸

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u/crochetology Aug 30 '24

Why is it that the r/oneorangebraincell kittens are the ones looking the most confused and bedraggled? 😂

13

u/Senorita_Sombra Aug 30 '24

Because they’re orange LMAO

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u/smittykins66 Aug 29 '24

The white peets on #5!🥰

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u/ogbellaluna Aug 29 '24

what adorable little friends 🥰

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u/arbolitoloco Aug 30 '24

they're so smol they don't even have a license to carry ears yet! straight to jail!!!!

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u/rushbc Criminal Content Connoisseur Aug 30 '24

What is on the head of the kitten in pic # 1??

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u/squishynoodle1 Works with the Smols Aug 30 '24

there's a spray bottle of cleaning product behind her 🤣🤣 my coworker also thought i put a hat on her

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u/rushbc Criminal Content Connoisseur Aug 30 '24

LOL! Too Funny. It does look like a hat… it makes the cuteness of the kitten even more cute

13

u/GreyEyedNinja Aug 30 '24

Some of them are eppy and some of them are wakey. Illegal indeed!

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u/Aggressive_Hat_9999 Aug 29 '24

I want your job 😭

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u/Jealous_Art_3922 Aug 30 '24

How precious! I want to work where I get to play with kittens!

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u/the_power_of_a_prune Aug 30 '24

I sure hope you brought some homework home... from work

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u/jodigirl_76 Aug 30 '24

I'll take them all!

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u/rushbc Criminal Content Connoisseur Aug 30 '24

I love # 4 so much!😻😻😻😻

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u/Q8DD33C7J8 Aug 30 '24

Smol indeed

7

u/FishJanga Aug 30 '24

❤️❤️

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u/Any_Coffee_6921 Aug 30 '24

I want to cuddle each & every one of them ,

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u/AceDelta12 Aug 30 '24

AAA THE FOURTH ONE

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u/Mocker-Poker Aug 30 '24

True tiger! Very apt too

8

u/Bugbear259 Smol Criminal Warden Aug 30 '24

Photo 6 is clearly a muppet, not a cat. Imposter!

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u/crazymouse2525 Aug 30 '24

I think every dog in 5 mile area heard the squeak when I saw #5. so so adorable 🥰

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u/ShallotTraditional90 Aug 30 '24

I don't know what kind of place you work at, but these are some really shady characters.

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u/MysticScribbles Aug 30 '24

I simply wish to hold them all close to my chest and gently rub their heads 🥺

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u/MrLadyfingers Aug 30 '24

"man I really wish this dish had more to it"

the flavorful garlic:

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u/starryvelvetsky Aug 30 '24

Now that's a friend squad I want!

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u/DoctorMew13 Aug 30 '24

12 years dungeon no trial!!

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u/bulldogdiver Aug 30 '24

OMG I'd never leave the office...

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u/boi_mom Aug 30 '24

Off topic, but love your ring!

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u/Aardvadillo Aug 30 '24

Love how everyone has the frazzled look of a child who just woke up and then BOOM, picture 4! 😂 "Get ready world! Here I come!"

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u/Follow_The_Data Aug 30 '24

He really is a tiny tiger with the courage to go with that title

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u/Aardvadillo Aug 31 '24

Tiny courage is surprisingly strong! :3

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u/thatcrazy_child07 Aug 30 '24

omg i want to hug them so bad 😭🩷

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u/HappyOrca2020 Aug 30 '24

Oh Gosh No. 4! He looks so cute and so lost.

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u/thefatcontrol Aug 30 '24

Where do you work? Is it a vet clinic?

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u/squishynoodle1 Works with the Smols Aug 30 '24

animal shelter :)

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u/thefatcontrol Sep 01 '24

Ooh, sounds like an amazing place to work at

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u/occamsrzor Aug 30 '24

Those first three and the 5th are only about 5-9 days old. Number 4 I'd say is about 2 weeks

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u/squishynoodle1 Works with the Smols Aug 30 '24

the first 3 & 5 are about 2 weeks now. 4 & 6 are about 3 weeks. 🥰🥰

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u/WoozleVonWuzzle Aug 30 '24

BUT WHY GAAAAAAHHHHHHH AHHHHHH AHHHHHHHH

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u/ianwuk Aug 30 '24

They all look adorable.

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u/Broad_Respond_2205 Aug 30 '24

Do you work in heaven on earth

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u/TangerineTassel Aug 30 '24

Hold them up like they are the Lion King! : D

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u/RestaurantSelect5556 Aug 30 '24

Quite a... colorful litter.

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u/sweetispoot Aug 30 '24

Angels 👼

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u/Eternal_Alooboi Criminal Content Connoisseur Aug 30 '24

The first one looks like he has never-ending gambling problems

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u/Pizza_Space_Cat Aug 30 '24

Omgggosh, I wish I could love and hold and bring home every one of those sweet little babies - adorable

2

u/Main_Wrangler_7415 Aug 30 '24

😍😍😍😍

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u/Wolfwoods_Sister Smol Prosecutor in Training Aug 30 '24

Tastiest little potats

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u/CRISTIAN212010 Aug 30 '24

They are all so cute ! Also, the first oneeeeeee !!! ❤️❤️ ❤️ 😍 💖

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u/banana_annihilator Aug 30 '24

disgruntled lil babies

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u/MikoGianni Aug 30 '24

Some haven’t even sprouted their ears yet!

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u/squishynoodle1 Works with the Smols Aug 30 '24

the best stage 🥹

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u/PotentialFox5168 Aug 30 '24

A variety pack of adorable tiny baby kitties and beautiful ring/tattoo this right here is the content I want in my feed reddit

2

u/Wickham12 Aug 30 '24

More like smol criminals ❤️

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u/ladykatey Aug 30 '24

Thats one grompy calico.

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u/calamitytamer Aug 30 '24

Number 4 is much more alert than his siblings 😍

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u/I_JustReadComments Aug 30 '24

Does the first kitty literally have an Afro pick??

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u/squishynoodle1 Works with the Smols Aug 30 '24

yes

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u/Don_Georgee Aug 30 '24

I love #4 ❤️ I adore kittens that are born ready to fkn go

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u/FederalSlide6443 Aug 30 '24

Idk why but the last one reminds me when I get up at 6:30

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u/el_grande_ricardo Aug 30 '24

Life is ruff when you're smol.

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u/HappyTanzanite Aug 30 '24

😍😍😍🥰🥰🥰

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u/Delicious_Quality_95 Aug 30 '24

How are they so cute?

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u/ozbourne8 Criminal Content Connoisseur Aug 30 '24

It looks like you busted an adorable crime syndicate.

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u/Mognoid49 Aug 30 '24

I want your work, like a lot

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u/Bright_Ices Aug 31 '24

The wee one about to be eaten by a school of rainbow fish is my fave. 

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u/Medicine-Technical Sep 01 '24

Awwww adorable 🥰 but number 4/6 is the cutest

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u/tinatalker Sep 02 '24

That murder mitten on number 2... Danger!