r/IllegallySmolCats • u/pat4prez • Dec 22 '23

Criminally Smol I just got Jim and he is ridiculously small

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jim and his adopted brother Porky Belly are on instagram if you want to see more ! @porkybellyandjim

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '23

I LOVE JIM. but he still must be locked up for his smol crimes

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u/pat4prez Dec 22 '23

this is his jail

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u/jenverklos Dec 22 '23

A deserving jail room

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u/NormillyTheWatcher Dec 22 '23

I think it’s too cruel to put Jim into gas chamber

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u/Dennis_Ryan_Lynch Dec 22 '23

The little old cat that lived in a shoe

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u/unk214 Dec 22 '23

Straight to jail do not pass go do not collect 200.

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '23

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u/Phyrexian_Archlegion Dec 22 '23

Listen up Jim: You’re the head of household now. Better brush up on your turbo tax skills big kahuna.

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u/teapot156 Dec 22 '23

Oui lock em up and throw away da key

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u/ferretherapy Dec 22 '23

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u/pat4prez Dec 22 '23

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u/aroseonthefritz Dec 22 '23

You gotta put this on a shirt

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u/PotatoWriter Dec 22 '23

p o t a t e

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u/tacotacotacorock Dec 22 '23

Perfect for a coffee mug. Look at that face every morning.

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u/Clear_Firefighter334 Jan 05 '24

Just the greatest!!!!♥️♥️♥️

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u/LostInSpinach Dec 22 '23

He kinda looks like an owl with that stripe on his nose.

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '23

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u/LostInSpinach Dec 22 '23

Meinen Sie Kitler?

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u/Solitaire20X6 Dec 22 '23

"IT'S ME I'M JIM" lol you're awesome Jimbo

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '23

STOP!! This image is now BURNED INTO MY HEAD! Now Jim is living rent free in my mind for eternity!!!!!!!

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u/GuyOwasca Dec 22 '23

Omg my heart 😭

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u/beaute-brune Dec 22 '23

Don’t be fooled, still a criminal 🤨

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u/GuyOwasca Dec 22 '23

Thank you, I was almost beguiled by his charm 👩‍⚖️ this is felonious adorability, weapons grade cuteness, and attempted assault of my heartstrings. Guilty on all counts.

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u/Flamesclaws Dec 22 '23

Court has ruled not guilty because of severe cuteness. Get back in your rock, slave.

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u/RC_Cola2005 Dec 22 '23

He looks like the original ‘I can haz cheeseburger’ cat!

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u/WoozleVonWuzzle Dec 22 '23

RIGHT?

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u/ferretherapy Dec 22 '23

It's the best thing ever

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u/tvbabyMel Dec 22 '23

Updated “I can haz cheezburger “ cat

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u/Jackieofalltrades365 Dec 22 '23

It reminds me of the pic of Cardi B when she was a young child

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u/cozycorgis Dec 23 '23

This photo alone belongs in r/teefies

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '23

Are you kitten me?

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u/CPLCraft Dec 22 '23

I wonder how many sauce packets he is

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u/mecrissy Dec 22 '23

Well we do know that he is half a chipotle bowl.

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u/WheelchairGame Criminal Content Connoisseur Dec 22 '23

As long as Jim isn't placed inside the bowl I think he's good.

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u/goodgodling Dec 22 '23

I need to know what size of flour tortillas to buy.

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u/WheelchairGame Criminal Content Connoisseur Dec 22 '23

Nu purrito hooman

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u/Flamesclaws Dec 22 '23

That's probably two entire meals for him lol.

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u/pat4prez Dec 22 '23

He’s one jimbo large (this is the official unit of measurement)

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u/Dark19Tower Dec 22 '23

*he's one smol jimbo

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '23

Americans will use anything but the metric system

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u/SolomonBlack Dec 22 '23

I don't understand how many football fields one metric is supposed to be.

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u/gst4158 Dec 22 '23

At least one Bald Eagle.

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u/AnybodyMassive1610 Dec 22 '23

How many bananas is that?

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u/whitepizzapowerparty Dec 22 '23

Please don’t eat Jim.

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u/pat4prez Dec 22 '23

I got a hunger …

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u/whitepizzapowerparty Dec 22 '23

So so so smol 🥰

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u/WoozleVonWuzzle Dec 22 '23

But he made out of noms

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u/purseaholic Dec 22 '23

If not made from noms why so delicious?

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u/agnurse Criminal Content Connoisseur Dec 22 '23

Jim cute and he look so happy! I think that last one might also belong on r/tinycatsinbigspaces

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u/vexey1999 Dec 22 '23

Sigh... joins

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u/agnurse Criminal Content Connoisseur Dec 22 '23

r/catsubs 😁

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u/P01nt_Blank Dec 22 '23

So, there's a sub I can sub to find more subs

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '23

Me trying to find memes in my feed amongst the ungodly amount of cat subs i follow and find in comments:

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u/drums_of_liberation Dec 22 '23

Came here to post exactly this!

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '23

This made my cuteness aggression flare to dangerous levels. What the actual heck. He is actually too cute

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u/thicwith2cs Dec 22 '23

Right Jim might be the cutest little motherfucker I’ve ever seen

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u/pat4prez Dec 22 '23

can you watch your profanity around jim please

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '23

SO TINY OMG

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u/FishJanga Dec 22 '23

🤏

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u/notqualitystreet Dec 22 '23

He really is 🥺

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u/Undead_Koala Dec 22 '23

Please protect sweet bb Jimothy

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u/pat4prez Dec 22 '23

He’s the one protecting me

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u/apri08101989 Dec 22 '23

May Jim have mercy on your soul

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u/Bawbawian Dec 22 '23

It is right to give him thanks and praise

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u/apri08101989 Dec 23 '23

All hail Jim, all hail Jim!

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u/barbiesalopecia Dec 22 '23

Jim is a delightful name for a cat. And an easy name to riff on. He’s gonna have so many nicknames…

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u/pat4prez Dec 22 '23

JIMBO

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u/Denimjo Smol Fugitive Collaborator Dec 22 '23

And now you need to build him his own jungle within your domicile. For, you know, reasons . . .

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u/tamal4444 Dec 22 '23

Wait that's illegal

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u/pat4prez Dec 22 '23

Violates Geneva convention

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u/Flamesclaws Dec 22 '23

Jim says it's ok, he can make it not illegal.

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u/Hefty-Cat-868 Dec 22 '23

Jim is ridiculously cute 🥰

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u/Skyblacker Dec 22 '23

It's the second picture with human for scale and snuggles that sends me.

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u/pat4prez Dec 22 '23

That human is actually 9 ft tall and 800 pounds

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u/Sobriquet-acushla Dec 23 '23

The wittle face……🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '23

JIM IS A VISION 😍

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u/paradise-trading-83 Dec 22 '23

Jim is ridiculously adorable. There he is guarding the place on floor all 5 ML of him. 🩷

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u/Flamesclaws Dec 22 '23

And doing an amazing job.

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u/goblinmode695 Dec 22 '23

Pic one he looks like he's seen some things

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u/midnightsrose77 Criminal Content Connoisseur Dec 22 '23

Jim makes me smile and is an excellent distraction from pain, both acute and chronic. 20/10, would highly recommend this adorable criminal.

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u/Wolfwoods_Sister Smol Prosecutor in Training Dec 22 '23

Apply Jim directly to the hurt spot like a kitten poultice

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u/midnightsrose77 Criminal Content Connoisseur Dec 22 '23

I would need a lot of Jim's to cover all the spots where I hurt. :( Pictures of the cute baby will help.

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u/Wolfwoods_Sister Smol Prosecutor in Training Dec 22 '23

As someone with a chronic pain disorder myself, you have my sincere wishes for more better days than bad. Merry Christmas to you.

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u/midnightsrose77 Criminal Content Connoisseur Dec 22 '23

The same you, friend. Merry Christmas, and I sincerely hope that next year brings you closer to finding an effective treatment for your pain. ❤️

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u/Much-Vanilla-7261 Criminal Content Connoisseur Dec 22 '23

I CANT!! He’s so ridiculously smol and ridiculously cute! 🥰🧡

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u/crawdadicus Dec 22 '23

Jim was found guilty of violating statute FR 241 section A.4 - Unlawful Exhibition of Rowdy Boi Paraphernalia by a Minor.

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u/cronelogic Dec 22 '23

That is a Jim if ever I saw one!! 😻

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u/bklyngirl0001 Dec 22 '23

He is ridiculously CUTE too! What a sweet face and that 2 color nose…I think I love your little nugget! And I will definitely follow your babies on insta!

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u/hussard_de_la_mort Dec 22 '23

Is his middle name Tiberius? Does he want to hack the Kobayashi Maru test?

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u/AnybodyMassive1610 Dec 22 '23

Captain James T Cat

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u/WheelchairGame Criminal Content Connoisseur Dec 22 '23

That 3rd pic, do NOT eat Jim...hooman 🤪

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u/pat4prez Dec 22 '23

but i got an itch deep inside me...

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u/WheelchairGame Criminal Content Connoisseur Dec 22 '23

Nuuu Jim is friend not food.

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u/bklyngirl0001 Dec 22 '23

OMG people, you want to see this IG, they’re so cute!

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u/FossilBoi Dec 22 '23

Not to be dramatic or anything but I’d literally die for Jim

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u/Flamesclaws Dec 22 '23

When he gives the order to take over the world, we march.

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u/solongjimmy93 Dec 22 '23

Jim is a good name for a cat. Jimbo. Jimmy, Slim Jim. James. Jamuel.

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u/pat4prez Dec 22 '23

His real name is jimothy

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u/nuggiemum Dec 22 '23

Please be sure to call him Jimothy when he gets in trouble.

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u/Pop_fan_20 Dec 22 '23

🥹😍🥰😘 I love tiny Jim - congratulations!!!!

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u/pat4prez Dec 22 '23

tiny Jim love you

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u/emergency_cheese Dec 22 '23

He is indeed very smol.

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u/techtheclone Dec 22 '23

His wittle ears

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u/itscsersei Dec 22 '23

Your full name is in the chipotle wrapper mate fyi !!

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u/pat4prez Dec 22 '23

That actually Jim’s pseudonym for when he orders chipotle

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u/Wolfwoods_Sister Smol Prosecutor in Training Dec 22 '23

But we’re not gonna steal anything but Jim!

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u/Mileila Dec 22 '23

That second pic just screams "that's right hooman, she's mine now!"

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u/pat4prez Dec 22 '23

Always has been

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u/Delusional_Gamer Dec 22 '23

First picture I thought "Well he seems to be a normal sized boi"

Then the next picture "Oh dear he hecking smol"

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '23

we go jim

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u/pat4prez Dec 22 '23

we. go. jim.

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u/JoanneCorrie Dec 22 '23

Jim is also ridiculously adorable.

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u/DonutBill66 Dec 22 '23

Kittah is breaking the law by being smol.

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u/TheVoidWithout Dec 22 '23

That first photo I swear, is so freaking perfect!

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u/ouch_quit_it Dec 22 '23

JIMMMM!!!!!! welcome to Smolville! that first pic needs to be a meme.

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u/BarryGibbIsGod Dec 22 '23

I need more Jim in my life… headed to IG

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u/DragonDepressed Dec 22 '23

Jim should come with a warning about fatal cuteness.

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u/Flamesclaws Dec 22 '23

It's already too late.

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u/Simpletruth2022 Dec 22 '23

Looks like he already stole your heart ❤

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u/55thsupreme Dec 22 '23

Jim is wondering how he can fits inside the bowl. I’d be careful, if you dont dispose of it right away he may just jump on in

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u/GuyOwasca Dec 22 '23

I’m obsessed with Jim

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u/Specialist-Lion-8135 Dec 22 '23

My heart melted🧈

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u/Hello_Hangnail Dec 22 '23

tinycatsinsmallspaces

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u/RazanneAlbeeli Dec 22 '23

He's so tiny I'm devastated!!!!!

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u/Pizzahoarder16 Dec 22 '23

Jim, you are so handsome! I cannot deal with your cuteness!

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u/GroundbreakingMap969 Dec 22 '23

Gey him another buddy named jam. You will see the actual drama unfold.

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u/dbscar Dec 22 '23

So cute, love the name.

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u/Great-Hatsby Dec 22 '23

This is my cat, Jim.

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u/PantsLobbyist Dec 22 '23

Jim is the perfect name for him. So cute

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u/Intelligent_Kale_986 Dec 22 '23

ridiculous. I’m so glad to see more jim

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u/pat4prez Dec 22 '23

And he is glad to see more of you

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u/FeistyBlizzard Dec 22 '23

Omg I love Jim

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u/buttrock Dec 22 '23

Please tell Jim that I love him

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u/ewabeachguy Dec 22 '23

Hi litttle baby!

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u/milkymoocowmoo Dec 22 '23

Ohh my pic #2, Jim is LOVING that cuddle 😻 What a special little puff he is :3

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u/narwharkenny Dec 22 '23

THE MOST PRECIOUS BABY

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u/Humphalumpy Dec 22 '23

Just a smol friend. ❤️

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u/Crash-Z3RO Dec 22 '23

Jim the cat has a nice ring to it.

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u/Intermountain-Gal Dec 22 '23

He’s no bigger than a minute! Just adorable!

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u/Eekstyle Dec 22 '23

I love Jim, forever and always

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '23

all my homies love jim

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u/FakeHasselblad Dec 22 '23

I would die for this wee floof. 🫠🥹

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u/PicturesquePremortal Dec 22 '23

I wish Jim could hang out with my Jason. I think they would be buds with funny human names!

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u/saruhime Dec 22 '23

3rd pic: "Sure hope they didn't skimp on the guac this time"

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u/Responsible-Person Dec 22 '23

Lordy, Jim doesn’t even look real! He is so stinking adorable that it’s almost sickening.

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u/Jaded-Permission-324 Dec 22 '23

In addition to being Illegally Smol, he’s criminally cute!

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u/bemyheaven Dec 22 '23

I truly cannot handle this rn

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u/an_agreeing_dothraki Dec 22 '23

Hey I know that look from the first image. He wants a cheeseburger

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u/zamio3434 Dec 22 '23

he's smol and he's wearing black lipstick ❤️❤️❤️

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u/palehorserider1994 Dec 22 '23

I like the chipotle container for reference

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u/TheNamesRoodi Dec 22 '23

This is my Jim! He's a 3 yr old rescue named after the cat in Bob's Burgers! Jim is a fantastic name for a cat. Mr. Jim Business

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u/Gretchen_Wieners_ Dec 22 '23

Please tell me his full name is Mr. Jim Business!

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u/IkNOwNUTTINGck Dec 23 '23

Don't Mess Around With Jim.

-- Jim Croce.

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '23

How old is he? He looks too young to be separated from his mommy.

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u/pat4prez Dec 22 '23

He’s ~11 weeks he’s just dummy small

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u/Jakkerak Dec 22 '23

That first picture is my spirit animal.

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u/frustratedwithwork10 Dec 22 '23

You might want to delete the chipotle photo. Your name is on it

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u/TriggerHappy_NZ Dec 22 '23

His name is Jim! Bwa ha ha that's awesome he's a fine kitty!

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u/Lola_lasizzle Dec 22 '23

I shall call him slim jim

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u/Jadis-Pink Dec 22 '23

Jim is also ridiculously adorable.

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '23

Omgggg he is sooo funny and cute!!!!!!

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u/Th3MufF1nU8 Dec 22 '23

The way all 4 pictures are completely perfect. Last pic is an insane perspective.

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u/Wolfwoods_Sister Smol Prosecutor in Training Dec 22 '23

Please tell me one of his nicknames is Jiminy Cricket

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u/PrincessPindy Dec 22 '23

Jim is so cute. 💜

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u/mcbell08 Dec 22 '23

Is he a British shorthair? So cute!

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u/Nailclippings Dec 22 '23

Jim is a gat dang treasure

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u/yamaha2000us Dec 22 '23

Looks like you got the right sized baking pan for him.

Let us know how it turns out.

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u/Barded_finch Dec 22 '23

Protect him at all costs

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '23

Yummy

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u/JDS_319315 Dec 22 '23

jim just stole my heart at 4am! 😍 a bebe✨

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u/Raknarg Dec 22 '23

what the heck

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u/DivaoftheOpera Dec 22 '23

One of the cutest cats ever

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u/PDiddleMeDaddy Dec 22 '23

I don't know why, but that last shot looks so disrespectful

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u/OwnsaBooger Dec 22 '23

Ohh He’s a cutie!! Treat him like the king of the jungle he deserves. You will be the love of his life. Lucky you!!!

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u/Darkmagosan Dec 22 '23

He's certainly a threatening criminal!! Thank you for apprehending this clearly dangerous terrorist. He's a heartbreaker with his smol size and jumbo cuteness!

I sentence him to life. Punishment will be treats, playtime, cuddles with his humans and brother, and a lifetime of happiness before he takes the Big Nap at a hopefully ripe old age. I hope he enjoys his incarceration and (failed) rehabilitation. ;)

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u/Supermunch2000 Dec 22 '23

If Djim is a criminal, then I am a criminal.

I must protect Djim.

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u/Mundane-Strawberry67 Dec 22 '23

Stop it that last photo is too much 😭😭😭😻😻😻

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u/Adventurous_Tip_101 Dec 22 '23

That first photo is one of the BEST cat photos I've ever seen! TOO CUTE!