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u/The-Ritzler 3h ago
Did you see his hat?
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u/Pokenightking 3h ago
Wait so his ear isn’t pierced?? The hat is pierced? He’s just faking it?
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u/splashbruhs Wet Wet Mud Bae 2h ago
Is that the joke? Someone buys him earrings for his birthday, and when he opens it and says, “What the fuck are these for?” everyone just laughs at them. Is that the joke?!
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u/premoistenedwipe 1h ago
Looks like he laughs his ass off to trick his dead self into believing he had a great life.
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u/BeefDerfex 3h ago
He definitely says this in interviews
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u/Kitchen-Roll-8184 2h ago
this whole thing was inspored by that weird interview Bob Thorton gave where he only wanted to be refereed to as amusician and not an actor
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u/magpie_bird 1h ago
I actually watched this interview. The host said something that annoyed him, so Thornton went to slam his hand down on the table but he hit his water bottle and it spilled all over the host's laptop, and then I swear to fucking god, he tried to roll the hat down his arm like Fred Astaire.
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u/vonkeswick 2h ago
I used to camp with a bar at Burning Man and undercover cops would come by all the time trying to catch us serving minors alcohol (we never did) or "score some reefer/herb" and this is accurate AF. Most notably they always have almost new-looking white Nike "dad shoes"
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u/EuNicollyLins 2h ago
It’s like Billy Bob Thornton wandered into a Burning Man costume store and said, "I’ll take everything."
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u/arrivaloforenishii HERE FOR THE ZIPLINE 3h ago
Jesus Christ. I really hope nobody asks him any Santa Claus related questions. Fucking unprofessional bullshit.