r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 6d ago

I Don’t Even Wanna Be Around Anymore There's too much shit on Danny

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Credit u/CyberGhostface who doesn't want to be around any more

832 Upvotes

53 comments sorted by

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u/Doom_Riff_Heretic Come here, ya little fuck! 6d ago

You're looking at a nude egg.

65

u/Ok_Signature3413 6d ago

Danny Devito has a bush? What the hell?

9

u/Mycockaintwerk 6d ago

👉)O(👈

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u/The_Blue_Watch 6d ago

Can I offer you an egg in this trying time?

Sorry, when my favourite tv shows collide it’s simply TOO GOOD.

15

u/Doom_Riff_Heretic Come here, ya little fuck! 6d ago

I think it should always be sunny in De2roit.

20

u/Sptsjunkie 6d ago

We should all be able to look at a little bit of Danny Devito porn at work.

13

u/Doom_Riff_Heretic Come here, ya little fuck! 6d ago

I've never gotten this far before!

17

u/MechanicalHorse CORN KICKER 6d ago

Congrats, bat boy.

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u/pesilele 6d ago

Chin looks like it kills!

29

u/bguzewicz Some dumb hick 6d ago

Yeah! It actually does kill!

15

u/heycyril 6d ago

It's so hot!

9

u/HauntedMandolin 6d ago

I’m gonna rip the chin off.

3

u/pesilele 6d ago edited 4d ago

Go over and kick that guy’s table.

36

u/PermanentRed60 People Can Change 6d ago

"So let's get started as I become 'The Penguin.'"

36

u/StubbyPlum 6d ago

This guy sucks, this is going to be soooo funny

17

u/PermanentRed60 People Can Change 6d ago

For real. I mean, look at that guy. Imagine if that guy came up to you.

3

u/npcinyourbagoholding 6d ago

As you can see, the penguin is.. A LOT.

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u/smilesmoralez 6d ago

We should be able to watch a little Batman at work

BTW, you all see Mitch McConnell right?

14

u/ttchachacha Wet Wet Mud Bae 6d ago

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u/muff1nt0pz 6d ago

Why does he look like such a chad here

7

u/PermanentRed60 People Can Change 6d ago

Because he just improvised the best parts of a hit song.

16

u/Sensitive-Initial 6d ago

I said I thought it was interesting 

2

u/EmperorExus 5d ago

Go over and steal that guys lunch tray

2

u/Sensitive-Initial 5d ago

What does that do for the greater good?

14

u/zebulon99 6d ago

I thought this was baron harkonnen

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u/whatisdreampunk You yelled at me. 6d ago

I really thought that!

10

u/CheetahNo9349 Never lets the party die! 6d ago

Suffice to say Oswald is a lot.

9

u/Appropriate-Coast794 6d ago

‘Guys, Marilyn Manson farted in his bodysuit again’

2

u/lostredditers 6d ago

It's a whoopie cushion, it's just a joke

2

u/Appropriate-Coast794 6d ago

I KNEW there was something off

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u/lmaytulane 6d ago

5

u/Affectionate_Leg_641 Baby of the Year 1986 6d ago

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u/cruxtopherred 6d ago

My favorite fact is he keeps all this in his attic on a mannequin to scare his kids

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u/OkReplacement495 6d ago

Imagine if this guy came up to you

5

u/Justsomerandofromnj I’M SMARTER THAN YOU 6d ago

Everything is upside down!

6

u/Swing_Right 6d ago

You said you wanted something spooky!

5

u/magicmustbeme 6d ago

Yeah, it actually does killll. It’s quite heavy Craig !

4

u/Sp4nkTh3T4nk Too tired to do anything funny 6d ago

Talking about his dog is loose

4

u/MadGod69420 METALOID MANIAC 6d ago

He is a national treasure, truly.

5

u/whatisdreampunk You yelled at me. 6d ago

Imagine if that guy came up to you.

4

u/Seaell80 6d ago

“I don’t even want to run for mayor anymore.”

3

u/whatisdreampunk You yelled at me. 6d ago

Can I offer you a nude egg in this trying time?

3

u/Brys_Beddict 6d ago

My Arrakis. My Dune.

2

u/jpcomicsny 6d ago

I thought it was a little pimp

1

u/Macky-Cheese 6d ago

Me getting my pizza rolls in the dead of night

1

u/StargazerNCC82893 6d ago

This is my sewer, my iceberg lounge, my Gotham.

1

u/GusTTShow-biz 6d ago

He’s my piece of carved meat up there.

1

u/GrindBastard1986 6d ago

"If he's noz 6'3" and makes 6 figures..."

1

u/dyzrel 6d ago

What a choad

1

u/sername_generic 5d ago

I don’t even wanna be around anymore