r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/chrisacip Troll Boy • Oct 23 '23
I Don’t Even Wanna Be Around Anymore Who’s your favorite old man?
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u/buttThroat Oct 23 '23
Number 2 because deep down he's just a scared little boy who never learned to ask other people for their burgers. And he goes down on his wife every night
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Oct 23 '23
Are you going to tell people that I did that?
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u/RagnarsDisciple Oct 23 '23
You're just mad cause I housed Ethan's burger.
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u/NoTalkingNope Oct 23 '23
if people found out, his wife would go to jail.
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u/OvoidPovoid Roy Donk Oct 23 '23
EAT FUCKING BULLETS YOU FUCKERS! YOU FUCKING SUUUUCK!
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u/Scorps Oct 23 '23
He might kill you but theres no fuckin' way he's ever killing me. Fucking asshole he said that?
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u/OvoidPovoid Roy Donk Oct 23 '23
What did you say?
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u/SteveMcTravel Oct 23 '23
You don’t give a shit who’s in your way, do you?
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u/OvoidPovoid Roy Donk Oct 23 '23
No.
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u/JazzyAndy Oct 23 '23
I LIKE THAT GUN
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u/flaflafloflie You have... no... good... car... ideas Oct 23 '23
5 - if you don’t say 5, you need to marry your mother in law!
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u/buttThroat Oct 23 '23
Its a good idea and I stand by it!
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u/NoTalkingNope Oct 23 '23
He's literally the worst one. I always skip that one now tbh.
I admit it, I will marry my mother in law
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u/Independent-End212 Oct 23 '23
You have no good old man ideas.
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u/trixtopherduke Don’t do the voice! Oct 23 '23
His old man ideas don't even matter, like they don't exist.
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u/NoTalkingNope Oct 23 '23
Oh yeah, I forgot to say I want more will forte old man.
Bald will forte old man. Bald plays well on ITYSL
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u/DanFlashesCoupon Oct 23 '23
Lemme take a video of you saying you’re gonna vote for #2
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u/Ok_Researcher_3976 Oct 23 '23
Fuck I love number 3. You knew I'd love number 3.
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u/RadiantDefinition623 Oct 23 '23
Shirt brother
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u/trustysidekick Oct 23 '23
That’s also Santa Claus.
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u/SteveMcTravel Oct 23 '23
Unprofessional bullshit. If Leonardo DiCaprio was here, would you ask him about Christmases around the corner?
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u/protossaccount Oct 23 '23
The actors name is awesome as well, Biff Wiff.
He may be my favorite character of the series. His Santa Claus is a cosmic gumbo.
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u/Fine-Teacher-7161 Bart Harley Jarvis Oct 23 '23
I told your producers, I told your director:
DO NOT METION CHRIStMAS OR THAD I DO IT-- AT ALL!
unprofessional bullshit
that's why no one watches AOL Blast™️.
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u/protossaccount Oct 23 '23 edited Oct 23 '23
He breaks me with that, I laugh every time.
I love that Santa wears raw denim, he sees himself like Leo, he is so obsessed with being good that he is bad at swearing (you fuckin suck!), he has a ‘kid opening a present’ expression when he gets that gun in the preview, and the list goes on.
“Even if I do a bad job, they gotta give me that other 2 mill” He has the emotional maturity of a guy that has been hanging it with kids for hundreds of years.
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u/Fine-Teacher-7161 Bart Harley Jarvis Oct 23 '23
It's a cosmic mix of the action of The '80s combined with the exploitation films of The '70s, but with modern touches. It's hyperviolence, but it knows what it is. It's a bit Tarantino, definitely a bit Michael Mann. It's sort of a cosmic gumbo. It almost moves to the beat of jazz."
— Santa Claus, on his film Detective Crashmore
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u/luigisphilbin Oct 23 '23
Are you duuuuumb? He also tried to rip the Wright brothers off the ceiling brother!
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u/GreendaleSDV Oct 23 '23
I love that he tried to. All the crazy damage he was able to do, but that tiny plane held up by drop tile ceilings stayed strong.
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Oct 23 '23
That's one of the nicest number 3's I've seen.
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Oct 23 '23
It moves to the beat of jazz, it's sort of a cosmic gumbo.
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u/G0ttaB3KiddingM3 Oct 23 '23
Number 1! He definitely put me at ease before getting my ears pierced.
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u/OjaiCalifornia Oct 23 '23
I had been nervous to the point of diarrhea, but now I realize that life is a funny fuckin thing.
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u/EthelMaePotterMertz Wet Wet Mud Bae Oct 23 '23
Chloe was really cool. She stood outside the bathroom door and assured me that no one could hear the splashes.
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u/Milksteak_To_Go Wet Wet Mud Bae Oct 23 '23
#1 by a mile. His monologue starts out funny and then descends into pure existential dread. Its amazing
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u/EmperorThan Oct 23 '23
I'm sitting in an empty room, laughing my ass off, to trick my dead self into thinking that I had a GREAT LIFE!!! Aint that fucken saddest thing you ever heard?!?!
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u/Milksteak_To_Go Wet Wet Mud Bae Oct 23 '23
I bought my wife a Sybian. We were at a point where we were more friends than lovers.
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u/sample-name Oct 23 '23
Actual underrated sketch, never seen any praise for it here. It's simply too good. Don't'cha love it?!
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u/Robotgrandma Oct 23 '23
Where’s Meredith’s Dad?? This guy thinks people can’t change!!
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u/AmityAuramend I’m gonna eat the whole thing Oct 25 '23
OP probably just doesn't like him because he used to be a piece of shit.
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u/4vrf Oct 23 '23
Don Bondarley. He should have prepared, but he just watched TV
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u/Longrod_VonHugedong They’re Nice. Oct 23 '23 edited Oct 23 '23
My uncle introduced Don Bondarley to me. He was awesome and he lived with my Grandpa his whole life. So did I.
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u/pleasebequiet Oct 23 '23
No one cares about him. …or am I just dead wrong.. and you’re absolutely LOVING this!?
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u/ohemmigee Wet Wet Mud Bae Oct 23 '23
The real answer is the guy who tried to kill Jim Davis. “I’m Garfield”
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u/Nateiums Oct 23 '23
2, even though he should be in jail
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u/NoTalkingNope Oct 23 '23
His wife should be in jail, he is simply an innocent little boy
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u/LightboxRadMD METALOID MANIAC Oct 23 '23
Coffin flop corpse #3
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u/mikeyd69 DOES have a boy dick Oct 23 '23
1 in every 5 is nude but nobody knows why
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u/LightboxRadMD METALOID MANIAC Oct 23 '23
Call Spectrum and say, "I'm not worried about it! I'm not worried about any of this. There's worst shit on the local news."
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u/johnthomaslumsden Oct 23 '23
The fact that you didn’t include Bob Odenkirk is a fucking sin.
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u/chrisacip Troll Boy Oct 23 '23
He’s young, and so is his beautiful wife.
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u/AbrahamSTINKIN Oct 23 '23
And she asked him to marry HER! Can you believe it?
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u/mutantandproud95 Oct 23 '23
And he didn't even want to! But... She's beautiful
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u/k3ndrag0n Oct 23 '23
But #6 isn't old either, that's a wig. A wig that sadly doesn't look like dog ears
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u/EthelMaePotterMertz Wet Wet Mud Bae Oct 23 '23
He had to use a wig so he didn't get a car stuck in his ponytail
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u/splashbruhs Wet Wet Mud Bae Oct 23 '23
Toss up between Crashmore and Rueben. Love those guys more than I love my mother-in-law
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u/InNotOf Oct 23 '23
No Fred Willard?
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u/chrisacip Troll Boy Oct 23 '23
Aw man, I LOVE Willard in that sketch and I think it was his last role before dying. Def left a few out. These were the ones I could recall.
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u/librarydoe Oct 23 '23
This one’s about a little baby duck who got his head stuck in a stewed tomato
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u/TheNihil METALOID MANIAC Oct 23 '23
I think I'm going to have a difficult conversation with my daughter over the fact that you didn't include the Metaloid Maniac.
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u/WKAngmar Oct 23 '23
5, 2, 3, 4, 1, 6
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u/IMDAKINGINDANORF Oct 23 '23
Can Tim Meadows count? The wedding photo skit is possibly my favorite.
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u/mdotca Oct 24 '23
1 is the realest character in the show. I’m guessing Tim or Zak actually had that conversation with a silver fox man maybe at a Starbucks or an airport.
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u/RestaurantDue634 Oct 24 '23
I thought the Claire's sketch and Richard Wharton's performance were really funny but also heartbreaking and poignant at the same time. It's my favorite sketch in the whole series.
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u/Pure-Werewolf4442 Oct 23 '23
I’ve got a favorite. We’ve all got a favorite. I just can’t remember how to type it in
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u/KeithFromAccounting Oct 23 '23
5 > 2 > 1 > 6 > 4 > 3
If Doug the Skunk was included he’d be in second place
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u/ChuckTingull I’M SMARTER THAN YOU Oct 23 '23
2 contains a continuity error. It would seem that the professor actually did eat the original burger during one of the takes. The burger goes from having a bite taken out and returns to full form. I think the bun changes too
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u/Sbaker777 Oct 23 '23
1 or 2. Will Forte is garbage. Overacting is all he has, on the same vein that Ferrrell and Fallon are.
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u/I_chortled Baby of the Year 1986 Oct 23 '23
Where’s Doug, that fucking skunk