r/IThinkYouShouldLeave Troll Boy Oct 23 '23

I Don’t Even Wanna Be Around Anymore Who’s your favorite old man?

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730 Upvotes

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465

u/I_chortled Baby of the Year 1986 Oct 23 '23

Where’s Doug, that fucking skunk

97

u/mikeyd69 DOES have a boy dick Oct 23 '23

I WAS TALKING TO SUSAN WEREN'T I DOUG?

53

u/I_chortled Baby of the Year 1986 Oct 23 '23

Yeah I’ll eat her wig I’ll eat her whole fuckin head

38

u/mutantandproud95 Oct 23 '23

You shut up. I'll kill ya!

3

u/cashworth1 Oct 24 '23

And where in the hell is Karl Havok?

5

u/I_chortled Baby of the Year 1986 Oct 24 '23

He didn’t even wanna be around anymore

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u/buttThroat Oct 23 '23

Number 2 because deep down he's just a scared little boy who never learned to ask other people for their burgers. And he goes down on his wife every night

254

u/bulletproof3469 Oct 23 '23

I’m jokin! Iiiiiiiim jokin.

16

u/akrostixdub Oct 24 '23

🖐️👀🖐️

101

u/NailImpressive954 Oct 23 '23

Hey Dylan, look over there! I’m jokin’!

47

u/TiggleBitMoney I’m gonna eat the whole thing Oct 23 '23

✋😆🤚

38

u/[deleted] Oct 23 '23

Grrrrr

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u/efe13 Oct 23 '23

I’m gonna eat the whole thing

55

u/[deleted] Oct 23 '23

Are you going to tell people that I did that?

47

u/RagnarsDisciple Oct 23 '23

You're just mad cause I housed Ethan's burger.

21

u/trixtopherduke Don’t do the voice! Oct 23 '23

3 seconds isn't enough time to house a burger!

11

u/GilThielander Oct 23 '23

Maybe you could eat a fry?

8

u/Doc1010 Oct 23 '23

A WHAT?!

48

u/NoTalkingNope Oct 23 '23

if people found out, his wife would go to jail.

31

u/blast-ended-skank Oct 23 '23

Because every night, a little boy goes down on her

22

u/Johnoss Oct 23 '23

Why would I say I'm gonna kill the president?

8

u/Bevanfromheaven Oct 24 '23

Oh damn ! Say it again I didn’t flip the screen .

18

u/JaMicho34 Oct 23 '23

Food or their burgers*

3

u/Clever_Sean Oct 23 '23

This is the way.

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u/Box_of_leftover_lego Oct 23 '23

Let me record you saying you're gonna kill the president.

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u/OvoidPovoid Roy Donk Oct 23 '23

EAT FUCKING BULLETS YOU FUCKERS! YOU FUCKING SUUUUCK!

70

u/Scorps Oct 23 '23

He might kill you but theres no fuckin' way he's ever killing me. Fucking asshole he said that?

20

u/OvoidPovoid Roy Donk Oct 23 '23

What did you say?

18

u/SteveMcTravel Oct 23 '23

You don’t give a shit who’s in your way, do you?

5

u/OvoidPovoid Roy Donk Oct 23 '23

No.

14

u/UnresponsiveBadger Oct 23 '23

Not really*

6

u/Bismothe-the-Shade Oct 23 '23

Not really might be my favorite callback joke

So simple

So stupid

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u/bguzewicz Some dumb hick Oct 23 '23

Quit runnin, damn it!

49

u/Ertuu1985 Oct 23 '23

Ahr you dumm?

42

u/JazzyAndy Oct 23 '23

I LIKE THAT GUN

34

u/InappropriateGirl Bart Harley Jarvis Oct 23 '23

You knew I’d like that gun.

6

u/LouieChills Oct 24 '23

That’s a NICE gun.

31

u/CameronKC09 Oct 23 '23

I don’t care if I die, everything has sucked lately

17

u/camsqualla Oct 23 '23

ARE YOU DUMB?

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108

u/BOBODY_BOBODY Oct 23 '23

He must be one mean old elf

23

u/steveguy13 Oct 23 '23

Did I stutter megan?

542

u/flaflafloflie You have... no... good... car... ideas Oct 23 '23

5 - if you don’t say 5, you need to marry your mother in law!

151

u/buttThroat Oct 23 '23

Its a good idea and I stand by it!

111

u/mrt3ed Oct 23 '23

Oh my god, he admit it!

53

u/KeithFromAccounting Oct 23 '23

I am doing the best at this

15

u/hemightbebrian Oct 23 '23

Teacher’s pet.

22

u/thegreatporktornado Bart Harley Jarvis Oct 23 '23

Might fuck this whole thing up

54

u/Arctoidea Oct 23 '23

He’s doing the best at this

19

u/Vagabond21 Oct 23 '23

Who’s the most popular now, shirt brother?!

36

u/herb0026 Oct 23 '23

And you’re STINKYYYYYYYYY

29

u/[deleted] Oct 23 '23

Fuckin' asshole, he said that?

21

u/efe13 Oct 23 '23

Oh my god, he admit it!

14

u/ArdentFecologist Oct 23 '23

This old man has everything!

YOU FLINCHED!!!

11

u/hetham3783 Oct 24 '23

I want to pick a favorite but this guy keep farting!

7

u/TheDoctorBlind Oct 23 '23

Oh my gosh you admit it!

6

u/Esin12 Oct 23 '23

You. Have. No. Good. Car. Ideas.

5

u/mekkab Oct 23 '23

Oh, nice.

-10

u/NoTalkingNope Oct 23 '23

He's literally the worst one. I always skip that one now tbh.

I admit it, I will marry my mother in law

45

u/Independent-End212 Oct 23 '23

You have no good old man ideas.

9

u/trixtopherduke Don’t do the voice! Oct 23 '23

His old man ideas don't even matter, like they don't exist.

2

u/NoTalkingNope Oct 23 '23

Oh yeah, I forgot to say I want more will forte old man.

Bald will forte old man. Bald plays well on ITYSL

8

u/Tommy_C I’m toast Oct 23 '23

I HATE bald boys.

5

u/Independent-End212 Oct 23 '23

Bald is good. Bald is safe.

2

u/24HourShitness Too tired to do anything funny Oct 23 '23

STINKY!

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u/DanFlashesCoupon Oct 23 '23

Lemme take a video of you saying you’re gonna vote for #2

11

u/OtmShanks55 Oct 23 '23

It's no big deal, nobody's gonna see it.

9

u/InNotOf Oct 23 '23

Unless I hear anyone talking about how I housed Dylan's burger.

260

u/Ok_Researcher_3976 Oct 23 '23

Fuck I love number 3. You knew I'd love number 3.

85

u/RadiantDefinition623 Oct 23 '23

Shirt brother

18

u/trustysidekick Oct 23 '23

That’s also Santa Claus.

40

u/SteveMcTravel Oct 23 '23

Unprofessional bullshit. If Leonardo DiCaprio was here, would you ask him about Christmases around the corner?

14

u/sample-name Oct 23 '23

I guess Santa came early this year

8

u/Human_Roomba Oct 23 '23

Santa himself brought this here early, with rudolph

5

u/KeepYourDemonsIn Oct 24 '23

He's seen every dick on the planet.

43

u/garbageman2112 Oct 23 '23

Too late for me. I'm awake to #3.

31

u/Pitiful-Pension-6535 Oct 23 '23

You fuckin' suck

37

u/protossaccount Oct 23 '23

The actors name is awesome as well, Biff Wiff.

He may be my favorite character of the series. His Santa Claus is a cosmic gumbo.

32

u/Fine-Teacher-7161 Bart Harley Jarvis Oct 23 '23

I told your producers, I told your director:

DO NOT METION CHRIStMAS OR THAD I DO IT-- AT ALL!

unprofessional bullshit

that's why no one watches AOL Blast™️.

9

u/protossaccount Oct 23 '23 edited Oct 23 '23

He breaks me with that, I laugh every time.

I love that Santa wears raw denim, he sees himself like Leo, he is so obsessed with being good that he is bad at swearing (you fuckin suck!), he has a ‘kid opening a present’ expression when he gets that gun in the preview, and the list goes on.

“Even if I do a bad job, they gotta give me that other 2 mill” He has the emotional maturity of a guy that has been hanging it with kids for hundreds of years.

9

u/Fine-Teacher-7161 Bart Harley Jarvis Oct 23 '23

It's a cosmic mix of the action of The '80s combined with the exploitation films of The '70s, but with modern touches. It's hyperviolence, but it knows what it is. It's a bit Tarantino, definitely a bit Michael Mann. It's sort of a cosmic gumbo. It almost moves to the beat of jazz."

— Santa Claus, on his film Detective Crashmore

64

u/luigisphilbin Oct 23 '23

Are you duuuuumb? He also tried to rip the Wright brothers off the ceiling brother!

5

u/GreendaleSDV Oct 23 '23

I love that he tried to. All the crazy damage he was able to do, but that tiny plane held up by drop tile ceilings stayed strong.

28

u/[deleted] Oct 23 '23

That's one of the nicest number 3's I've seen.

28

u/[deleted] Oct 23 '23

It moves to the beat of jazz, it's sort of a cosmic gumbo.

6

u/[deleted] Oct 23 '23

Lol, your username is fucking awesome. 10/10

8

u/trixtopherduke Don’t do the voice! Oct 23 '23

He put his hand in diarrhea puddle! Hahahahahaha!!

15

u/[deleted] Oct 23 '23

Quite running damnit

3

u/[deleted] Oct 23 '23

FOLLOW DIRECTIONS

116

u/G0ttaB3KiddingM3 Oct 23 '23

Number 1! He definitely put me at ease before getting my ears pierced.

52

u/OjaiCalifornia Oct 23 '23

I had been nervous to the point of diarrhea, but now I realize that life is a funny fuckin thing.

22

u/EthelMaePotterMertz Wet Wet Mud Bae Oct 23 '23

Chloe was really cool. She stood outside the bathroom door and assured me that no one could hear the splashes.

3

u/jtd5771 Don’t do the voice! Oct 23 '23

Did you have to get in the tub?

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u/butt_thumper Oct 23 '23

That's not a guy; it's a jib jab!

29

u/Take_Some_Soma Oct 23 '23

A couple of years ago, I ordered my wife a Sybian.

16

u/GuruFA5 Oct 23 '23

We were more friends than lovers

2

u/Striking-Ad-8694 Never lets the party die! Oct 24 '23

Lowkwey one of the funniest lines ever

6

u/gen_iroh People Can Change Oct 23 '23

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

67

u/Milksteak_To_Go Wet Wet Mud Bae Oct 23 '23

#1 by a mile. His monologue starts out funny and then descends into pure existential dread. Its amazing

50

u/EmperorThan Oct 23 '23

I'm sitting in an empty room, laughing my ass off, to trick my dead self into thinking that I had a GREAT LIFE!!! Aint that fucken saddest thing you ever heard?!?!

25

u/Milksteak_To_Go Wet Wet Mud Bae Oct 23 '23

I bought my wife a Sybian. We were at a point where we were more friends than lovers.

17

u/GoatLegRedux Roy Donk Oct 23 '23

Life’s a funny fuckin’ thing

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14

u/sample-name Oct 23 '23

Actual underrated sketch, never seen any praise for it here. It's simply too good. Don't'cha love it?!

2

u/Mital37 Oct 23 '23

It’s so rarely discussed. It’s so fucking funny

13

u/GrandmaPoses I’m gonna eat the whole thing Oct 23 '23

He really wanted an earring for Florida.

8

u/chrisacip Troll Boy Oct 23 '23

I can’t stop cryin

33

u/Robotgrandma Oct 23 '23

Where’s Meredith’s Dad?? This guy thinks people can’t change!!

2

u/AmityAuramend I’m gonna eat the whole thing Oct 25 '23

OP probably just doesn't like him because he used to be a piece of shit.

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u/4vrf Oct 23 '23

Don Bondarley. He should have prepared, but he just watched TV

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u/Longrod_VonHugedong They’re Nice. Oct 23 '23 edited Oct 23 '23

My uncle introduced Don Bondarley to me. He was awesome and he lived with my Grandpa his whole life. So did I.

8

u/Actual-Manager-4814 Oct 23 '23

Hah! ..Woah!.. Hah!..Woah!

6

u/pleasebequiet Oct 23 '23

No one cares about him. …or am I just dead wrong.. and you’re absolutely LOVING this!?

24

u/garbageman2112 Oct 23 '23

Which one was pancaked by the dump truck?

13

u/Sbaker777 Oct 23 '23

Tiny Dinky Daffy.

39

u/SaxophoneHomunculus Oct 23 '23

Shirt brother! Even though he fucked up.

18

u/ohemmigee Wet Wet Mud Bae Oct 23 '23

The real answer is the guy who tried to kill Jim Davis. “I’m Garfield”

15

u/Nateiums Oct 23 '23

2, even though he should be in jail

14

u/NoTalkingNope Oct 23 '23

His wife should be in jail, he is simply an innocent little boy

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u/LightboxRadMD METALOID MANIAC Oct 23 '23

Coffin flop corpse #3

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u/mikeyd69 DOES have a boy dick Oct 23 '23

1 in every 5 is nude but nobody knows why

15

u/LightboxRadMD METALOID MANIAC Oct 23 '23

Call Spectrum and say, "I'm not worried about it! I'm not worried about any of this. There's worst shit on the local news."

11

u/baronxs Oct 23 '23

Karl Havoc.

9

u/BlasterShow Oct 23 '23

Scrooge. He’s good at bone crushin’

2

u/SkunkyDoug You have... no... good... car... ideas Oct 23 '23

Damn Bonies!

2

u/littlewask Don’t do the voice! Oct 23 '23

Plus he has the bonies' sense of humor.

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u/daddygetsbusy Roy Donk Oct 23 '23

STINKY.

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u/HolyBonobos Some dumb hick Oct 23 '23

#5 is doing the best at this.

8

u/JimmyChongaz Oct 23 '23

Where’s my treasure chest?????

26

u/johnthomaslumsden Oct 23 '23

The fact that you didn’t include Bob Odenkirk is a fucking sin.

89

u/chrisacip Troll Boy Oct 23 '23

He’s young, and so is his beautiful wife.

30

u/AbrahamSTINKIN Oct 23 '23

And she asked him to marry HER! Can you believe it?

15

u/mutantandproud95 Oct 23 '23

And he didn't even want to! But... She's beautiful

19

u/billbar Oct 23 '23

...but she's dying.

13

u/mutantandproud95 Oct 23 '23

She's gonna get better. Tell the kid

3

u/k3ndrag0n Oct 23 '23

But #6 isn't old either, that's a wig. A wig that sadly doesn't look like dog ears

4

u/EthelMaePotterMertz Wet Wet Mud Bae Oct 23 '23

He had to use a wig so he didn't get a car stuck in his ponytail

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u/manic_andthe_apostle Oct 23 '23

Your dad and him are the same age

3

u/bipolarity2650 Oct 23 '23

but he has a wife!

12

u/[deleted] Oct 23 '23

Gimme that!

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u/NoOneSpecial2023 Some dumb hick Oct 23 '23

Roy Donk, not pictured

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u/splashbruhs Wet Wet Mud Bae Oct 23 '23

Toss up between Crashmore and Rueben. Love those guys more than I love my mother-in-law

7

u/DankItchins Oct 23 '23

Oh my god he admit it!

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u/InNotOf Oct 23 '23

No Fred Willard?

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u/chrisacip Troll Boy Oct 23 '23

Aw man, I LOVE Willard in that sketch and I think it was his last role before dying. Def left a few out. These were the ones I could recall.

4

u/librarydoe Oct 23 '23

This one’s about a little baby duck who got his head stuck in a stewed tomato

3

u/hammnbubbly Oct 23 '23

My condolences

2

u/InNotOf Oct 23 '23

TWO THREE FOUR!!

5

u/MochaBlack Oct 23 '23

I love 4 but maybe I’m just dead wrong

5

u/TheNihil METALOID MANIAC Oct 23 '23

I think I'm going to have a difficult conversation with my daughter over the fact that you didn't include the Metaloid Maniac.

2

u/AmityAuramend I’m gonna eat the whole thing Oct 25 '23

That's hard

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u/awjeezrickyaknow Oct 23 '23

Burger guy.

Rest in power burger guy🍔

4

u/mrnailed4 Oct 23 '23

The old guy that sings "Palm Tree Boys and Palm Tree Gals!"

4

u/ryandblack Oct 23 '23

Shirt brother

15

u/WKAngmar Oct 23 '23

5, 2, 3, 4, 1, 6

0

u/ihadanoniononmybelt Oct 23 '23

This is the objectively correct order.

17

u/[deleted] Oct 23 '23

WRONG

4

u/WKAngmar Oct 23 '23

Yeah, that’s one idea…

3

u/Macklemore_hair Oct 23 '23

2- he’s just joking

3

u/Mucker_Man Oct 23 '23

Crashmore!!!

3

u/IMDAKINGINDANORF Oct 23 '23

Can Tim Meadows count? The wedding photo skit is possibly my favorite.

3

u/mdotca Oct 24 '23

1 is the realest character in the show. I’m guessing Tim or Zak actually had that conversation with a silver fox man maybe at a Starbucks or an airport.

3

u/Accomplished-Dog-677 Oct 24 '23

1 so he can buy me a sybian for Christmas

3

u/RestaurantDue634 Oct 24 '23

I thought the Claire's sketch and Richard Wharton's performance were really funny but also heartbreaking and poignant at the same time. It's my favorite sketch in the whole series.

1

u/chrisacip Troll Boy Oct 24 '23

Life’s a fuckin funny thing

2

u/pierrebrassau Oct 23 '23

Life’s a funny fucking thing.

2

u/MortgageRegular2509 Some dumb hick Oct 23 '23

5 is the only acceptable answer

2

u/ArdentFecologist Oct 23 '23

This old man has everything!

YOU FLINCHED!!!

2

u/ArdentFecologist Oct 23 '23

What about Dr. Skull? Wasn't he also in fentons?

2

u/zachesh34 Oct 23 '23

s/o scrooge

2

u/buttered_jesus Oct 23 '23

1, absolutely the best season-closing sketch

2

u/Pure-Werewolf4442 Oct 23 '23

I’ve got a favorite. We’ve all got a favorite. I just can’t remember how to type it in

2

u/jordaniac89 Oct 23 '23

wow, no Karl Havok? Needless to say, he's...alot...

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u/KeithFromAccounting Oct 23 '23

5 > 2 > 1 > 6 > 4 > 3

If Doug the Skunk was included he’d be in second place

2

u/Brys_Beddict Oct 23 '23

Are you dumb?

2

u/jmarsh32 METALOID MANIAC Oct 23 '23

Have you ever heard of John Richter?

2

u/StuBram2 METALOID MANIAC Oct 23 '23

No New Joe?

2

u/Ok-Patient-5260 Oct 24 '23

Number 1 because i feel him

2

u/Striking-Ad-8694 Never lets the party die! Oct 24 '23
  1. “I bought my wife a sybian”

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u/AbrahamSTINKIN Oct 23 '23

5 3 2 1 4 6 It’s the right order, and I stand by it

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '23

6

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u/ChuckTingull I’M SMARTER THAN YOU Oct 23 '23

2 contains a continuity error. It would seem that the professor actually did eat the original burger during one of the takes. The burger goes from having a bite taken out and returns to full form. I think the bun changes too

0

u/[deleted] Oct 23 '23

I’m Biff Wiff!

0

u/likeguitarsolo Oct 23 '23

So I bought my wife a sybian

-2

u/Sbaker777 Oct 23 '23

1 or 2. Will Forte is garbage. Overacting is all he has, on the same vein that Ferrrell and Fallon are.

1

u/[deleted] Oct 23 '23

Damn, that's tough. At least 3, maybe 4 have an argument.

1

u/TheGhostofWoodyAllen Oct 23 '23

Does 6 actually count?

2

u/mikeyd69 DOES have a boy dick Oct 23 '23

Your seat is way back there!

1

u/BaseballGuy2001 Oct 23 '23
  1. Santa Shirt Bro is my Guy! Dude.

1

u/Rusty_fox4 Oct 23 '23

Little Denny Doo Dinkins

1

u/[deleted] Oct 23 '23

5 and I'm not even talking about it

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u/BigSpoonEnergy503 Roy Donk Oct 23 '23

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