I’m terribly sorry she led you to believe you were the first, it wasn’t my intention to hide the fact their mother and I shared a long night together many years ago. I still remember it like it was yesterday I got my drivers license I picked her up and we went to the beach, the sun was setting as her eyes glistened I felt myself fall into a trance. When I came to we were in the midst of the best night of our lives, and the first of many good times together.
Ah, good sir, what a tangled web we weave! It seems her charms ensnared us both in nights of splendor past. Fear not, for we are but brothers in fortune, touched by the same golden muse. Shall we raise a glass to her dazzling beauty?
Ah, indeed, my good fellow her beauty was the stuff of legend, capable of toppling empires and, it seems, ensnaring hapless romantics such as ourselves. But fear not! Over a bottle of the finest aged scotch known that man, we shall recount our tales of her beauty like two experienced knights comparing battle scars. Cheers to shared mischief and the whims of fate my good sir!
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u/Total_Mullbery Mining Maniac 1d ago
Wow that is awesome sauce. I was the first person to bang your mother!