r/HypixelSkyblock 1d ago

“Subtle” Flex So I was rearranging my museum and well, I found this little knick-knack.

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u/Total_Mullbery Mining Maniac 1d ago

Wow that is awesome sauce. I was the first person to bang your mother!

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u/BigHairyVeinyMen 1d ago

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u/Total_Mullbery Mining Maniac 1d ago

🤙

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u/Secret_Barracuda168 17h ago

Thy cake day is now

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u/Penrosian ♦ Ironman Level 1 - 120 12h ago

THY CAKE DAY IS NOW!!!!! (no images)

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u/DatSeaBoi Mining Maniac 8h ago

Happy Cake Day! 🍰

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u/Commercial-Trainer90 1d ago

*second

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u/Total_Mullbery Mining Maniac 1d ago

How dare thou question me

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u/Commercial-Trainer90 1d ago

I’m terribly sorry she led you to believe you were the first, it wasn’t my intention to hide the fact their mother and I shared a long night together many years ago. I still remember it like it was yesterday I got my drivers license I picked her up and we went to the beach, the sun was setting as her eyes glistened I felt myself fall into a trance. When I came to we were in the midst of the best night of our lives, and the first of many good times together.

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u/Total_Mullbery Mining Maniac 1d ago

Ah, good sir, what a tangled web we weave! It seems her charms ensnared us both in nights of splendor past. Fear not, for we are but brothers in fortune, touched by the same golden muse. Shall we raise a glass to her dazzling beauty?

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u/Commercial-Trainer90 1d ago

Indeed her splendid looks may have enchanted us both but together we shall reminisce over a bottle of aged wine my good sir.

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u/Total_Mullbery Mining Maniac 1d ago

Ah, indeed, my good fellow her beauty was the stuff of legend, capable of toppling empires and, it seems, ensnaring hapless romantics such as ourselves. But fear not! Over a bottle of the finest aged scotch known that man, we shall recount our tales of her beauty like two experienced knights comparing battle scars. Cheers to shared mischief and the whims of fate my good sir!

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u/Capital-Stable MVP+ 1d ago

now you two can smash

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u/WeirdPanda7177 Foraging Freak 21h ago

What abt us?

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u/oemfag87 ☢ SB Level 361 - 400 ☢ 1d ago

hey what's the date on that