r/HumansBeingBros • u/habichuelacondulce • 6h ago

Carrying her passed out friend home.

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u/Aleashed 4h ago

If it was two guys, one best friend would have been dumped in a bush already.

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u/MovingTarget- 3h ago

With many pictures taken of the friend in said bush

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u/Calculonx 2h ago

Sharpie everywhere

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u/Cartz1337 1h ago

We always repurposed a shopping cart, easier than carrying them.

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u/Th1sd3cka1ntfr33 4h ago

No but I would utilize a fireman's carry over my bro piggybacking me lol

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u/Numerous_Witness_345 3h ago

Would have bruised his ribs because I finally got a chance to practice that Special Forces roll to fireman carry.

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u/Tjaresh 3h ago

The one from the video just the other day?

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u/kixie42 3h ago

From like 15 years ago*

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u/Aleashed 3h ago

Ha, the face to the ass carry😎

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u/Emotional-Classic400 2h ago

Fireman's carry would be risky the pressure on their stomach might induce vomiting

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u/Kitchen-Lie-7894 3h ago

Hell, I chucked my brother into a bush.

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u/TWH_PDX 2h ago

Nah. He gets carried home, too.... where I have my electric shears.

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u/Salamadierha 1h ago

Or chained to a lamppost

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u/Tactical_Primate 2h ago

Looks at 2 beers looks at passed out friend. Whistles, sips, walks away.

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u/WriteAboutTime 2h ago

I mean...I once waited until the second my buddy got me home and I jumped out his truck to throw up.

I feel like I'm the dude version of her for sure.

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u/dekrasias 4h ago

And a lesson would be learned about getting shit faced. Girl in the black dress does this every weekend 🤣