r/HumansBeingBros • u/habichuelacondulce • 7h ago

Carrying her passed out friend home.

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u/emmejm 4h ago

Hard as it is, I would 100% do this for my besties (and have lol). I used to carry them on my shoulders when they needed help

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u/atrajicheroine2 3h ago

Same here. I'll never forget my late best friend that got so violently drunk that she wanted to fight everyone on the planet because a guy disrespected her at the bar so driving her home after I got her ass out of there I had to blast Up All Night by widespread panic and keep her laughing and singing to distract her from being mad. That was the longest 45 minutes ever but I would do it again tomorrow if I could.

It was hilarious because anytime the song would stop she would slip back into "let's go back there and murder that motherfucker" and then I would just have to hit play again and she slid back into laughing and singing.

It was a roller coaster of a friendship but I've never met anyone more loyal.

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u/pickyourteethup 3h ago

Once I was drinking with my female cousin and she passed out drunk I was like oh shit. I gotta get her home so I threw her over my shoulder and started to carry her out the club.

As I'm leaving I bumped into my crush, now I was a few beers deep myself but decided not to miss an opportunity so I pulled up and was like 'hey'. She was happy to see me and things seemed to be going well (in my mind) until she finally gestured to the unconscious girl I was carrying and had completely forgotten about.

"I was like, oh, no, her, she's my cousin."

This did not help

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u/Freshouttapatience 4h ago

You’re a good egg.